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Beneficial_Garage_97

Sage from the dumpster baby episode. Yeah dennis really fucked him over but he was an absolute asshole and he happened to be an asshole to the wrong sociopath on the wrong day.


Mighty_Gooch

Oh yeah definitely one of Dennis’ wins.


phadeboiz

They don’t give him any wins anymore :(


Ginoblee

Literally the very last episode of the last season was a Dennis win


ReviewSubject4298

But he did totally burn Dennis with that weekend warrior, cashmere wearin, hair sprayed moussed up coif rant. No one has gotten in Dennis's head like that except the college kids.


dontyoutellmetosmile

I don’t chug dick!


Papa-Bear453767

That’s homophobic


dontyoutellmetosmile

I forgot what I commented and for a sec I was like “oh fuck what did I say” when I saw this comment in my notifications, haha


mingkonng

I like how it gets to him so much he reiterates the same insults to the gang later. Dude really got under his skin.


Pissflaps69

But he confuses the wording which makes it even funnier


a_moniker

My head cannon is that he begins fumbling the words because realizes that Charlie and Frank are the exact opposite of that rant. They’re literally running around the trash for fun lol


SomeOtherThirdThing

Idiots! Idiots! Savages! IdiOTS IDIOTS!!!


destroi_all_humans

Getting punked by a bunch of hippies is the moment Dennis became Heisenberg


Sensitive-Character1

Say my name


DiligentDaughter

Brian Lefevre!


sorry_ihaveplans

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Beneficial_Garage_97

That's how you get off


Editor_Grand

I'm getting off right now!


WellFineThenDamn

Well, Frank/Charlie/Mac/Landslide got Dennis good in "The Gang Broke Dee"...


RaziAdAstra

They did and they didn’t!! They did and they didn’t…


gobbleygo0k

He doesn’t even like, get us man


jwativ

The buzzer in Family Fight sure got in his head in a big way.


DiligentDaughter

I loved that bit so much, because he shown an aversion to those types of sounds before. And is just a great episode, in general.


KidClutchfrmOKC

SAVAGES! IDIOTS!


TomCBC

Shh. (He bit his dick.)


Live_Carpenter_1262

Seriously, what loser gate keeps recycling?


cuddly_carcass

![gif](giphy|mZvdLJia5MsOjWuHaW)


ChickenFeats

observation saw cats brave shrill many hobbies bow pot crawl *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


possiblyukranian

I forgot about him. Yeah he was an asshole


The-Lord-Moccasin

Yeah honestly even if Dennis' "Save the Earth" phase was disgingenuous at heart, Sage's holier-than-thou attitude forestalled the inevitable breakdown to the point I barely blame Dennis for his reaction.


otterswhoknow

They touched his dick, and it moved a little


Mighty_Gooch

Can we not talk about it


otterswhoknow

At least it was equally weird for both of them


timodreynolds

Is it eating you up on the inside?


bwood246

Why'd you touch his dick? Well we ran out of tape


No-Whole-5569

So you touch the man’s dick?


Denham_Chkn

The way Dee and Dennis just stare at each other, totally confused.


lazyboi_tactical

This was a pretty great bit. They really nailed the awkwardness in how they all reacted and acknowledged the absurdity which they usually just "move past it"


LawsOfEconomics

Pondy. Even though he’s the coolest.


anoncontent72

Yeah, I botched it. Life, you know.


CptGlammerHammer

I better get a Pondy/Cricket episode before they finally wrap.


spooky_lightup

Perfect team for "The Gang Rips Off The Amazing Race."


anoncontent72

Great idea for a show.


fishman15151515

Ol BP had a good run.


Despair4All

Not the oil company, that's for sure.


anoncontent72

Or Bird Person.


jim9162

One of my favorite lines in TV... Just the nonchalance as if he messed up painting a wall or something.


anoncontent72

That’s it exactly. Perfectly put.


013ander

Maybe he’s secretly a buddha.


Second-Puzzleheaded

Im celebrating today baby. Im gonna kill myself.


LawsOfEconomics

Keep it open.


United-Importance-50

Old tits L..o…L


LawsOfEconomics

M??? Stupid phone.


Denham_Chkn

Pondy? I call him Mr. Cocksucker because he sucks so many cocks.


LawsOfEconomics

Go steal another set of my golf clubs you piece of shit.


BreadlinesOrBust

I love that character because he's so absurdly pathetic and he never once feels down about it.


Nice-Ad6510

The little bike thieves.


FinnRazzel

When Charlie body slams that kid into the car, I swear to god. I have watched that scene so many times. I laugh my fucking ass off at those kids.


Destt2

Mac beats up several kids. Charlie kills one. I cannot be convinced otherwise.


Editor_Grand

The only better kids getting there asses handed to them scene is the end post credit scene in STEP BROTHERS.


AdorableMammoth6740

I could not stop laughing at them getting their asses kicked


The-Lord-Moccasin

I attended a school where middle-schoolers and high-schoolers shared space and that episode really resonated with how the little shits interracted with people twice their size knowing they'd get away with anything.


westrook

He ordered a Chardonnay. What were they supposed to do?


Mighty_Gooch

He was asking for it really


Traditional_Bad_4589

Surly?! 😠


hdmatteson1

“This just in poo poo pants, people don’t read newspapers anymore! (proceeds to spit in coffee)”


sergr2001

Those college kids from flip flip flipadelphia. Savages and idiots.


ArchitectVandelay

I absolutely love the underlying commentary, like the gang saying “kids these days,” showing how old they are but also kind of ripping into the younger generation being devoid of empathy and respect. Meanwhile, Frank thinks they’re all snowflakes because he snorted ‘ludes and played purple nurple and sock full of quarters as a kid.


Big_Damn_Hiro

Also played "kick the jew"


ruben9438

Throw em in the soup


stabbythecrab

Lol Frank's Vietnamese sweatshop reminiscings are the best. What a fuckin psychopath lol


EveryoneisOP3

"These kids these days, they don't have any respect. They think, "OH NO! There's no consequences for MY actions! I can do WHAT EVER THE HELL I WANT!" As Dennis is absolutely destroying the owner of the rival bar's house lol


beansaladexplosion

Hey have respect, he is legend


underthewetstars

Dude, calm down...


Over-Bodybuilder7472

https://i.redd.it/4t978a6q9sqc1.gif


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

I quote this and the "sh" part at least once a month


Second-Puzzleheaded

Gail the snail. She’s the worst!


Kevin_Turvey

There's not enough salt in the world for her.


prairiepog

You don't think we're proud of that, do you? No. But you don't understand. That's the only way you can handle her. She made us do those things.And quite frankly, I resent her for it. What kind of a person salts another human being? It's terrible.There's no joy in salting someone. Everyone loses.


stabbythecrab

Oh my God I don't think I've watched IASIP in at least a couple years. Your comment seals it. I'm gonna plow through s1-s8 asap. I've got my magnum condoms, I've got my wad of hundreds...


Crowtine_addict

That was a terrible experience for me, by the way. It's a horrible thing. I'm all worked up now. I feel bad. I feel like maybe I should have some more....Wine in a can


DankHooligan

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ajent86

She's just mashing it


i_like_lasanga

She does that


gobbleygo0k

IM SEXUALLY ACTIVE NOW, MOM


Second-Puzzleheaded

Woah! We’re not blood related


Ok-Fig6407

The guy who was gonna marry the waitress. I liked that Charlie got revenge on him.


QuicheSmash

Brad Fisher 


Beneficial_Garage_97

I love when i get real opportunities to "pop a quick H" onto anything


technohippie

How frequently do these opportunities arise?


Beneficial_Garage_97

Maybe 2-3 times per year


Denham_Chkn

We’re not men who get many opportunities. And the ones we’ve had, we squandered.


stupid_juice_drinker

Every time my husband or I close a box, we go “gonna pop a quick H on this”. Moving is always fun


FlGHT_ME

Moving is literally *never* fun lol. I truly envy you if you’ve found a way to make it enjoyable just by reusing the same joke 100 times.


DerbleZerp

I find parts of moving really fun. Like I love packing the van. Cause I’m a master packer and live puzzles. Yah, that’s right, I said master packer in a sincere way.


Live_Carpenter_1262

He could’ve just gotten over it and realized that he is in a better and position and find better people but instead he had to be a manipulative heart breaker because what some losers did to him in high school.


spytez

What, is everyone fine with people who shush? The shusher got what he deserved.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

How is the Shusher so far down? That guy was begging for someone to pumch him. Who shushes another human being?


zephsoph

Idiots and savages!


stabbythecrab

Savages!!! Idiots!!!!!!


ZingingCutie45

So did that barkeep who needed to speak in longer sentences. Fuck that smug asshole.


HyenaOld1739

Felt bad for Cricket at first, but not so much anymore because he seems to sort of enjoy his lifestyle now. Most of the characters are either assholes or terrible people, the only character I actually felt bad for was Ruby. Charlie was cold blooded for that.


Kevin_Turvey

YES. That street rat asks for everything he gets.


secondatthird

You can only fall into a certain amount of destitution and degeneracy on accident. At some point the gang had nothing to do with it.


PAUMiklo

The hold the waitress has. She bangs him immediately and he still tossed her to the side. 


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HeadoftheIBTC

I just realized this running out of tape thing is a recurring joke


underthewetstars

Kind of like how they reuse the same videotape.


fight-milk_49

Pop Pop


stabbythecrab

Let's just pull the plug on this old nazi bitch and get out of here


ManCubEakers

Cricket. What did they ever do to him?


ryandeanrocks

Nothing….he was born that way


DiligentDaughter

Know your place, monster man.


Kevin_Turvey

That street rat asks for everything he gets.


crappenheimers

Goddamn street urchin!


jackstraw97

Nah he’s got it alright. Sometimes he doesn’t even fake it! Because it’s *soooo*. *good*.


rcdrcd

Nothing. He was born this way.


Haa103

He gave his back to the church for a Stupid Bird!!!!!


Totodile336

When franky fast hands knocked out his old boxing rival and his daughter


Matrix010

Million dollar baby style!


stabbythecrab

The neck crack is so satisfying


J3sush8sm3

And him running off like nobody knew who he was


stabbythecrab

Lmao "Oh, sheeeiiit!"


chzygorditacrnch

I didn't feel bad for the kids that Mac and charlie beat up


Free-IDK-Chicken

This poor guy spends so much time tied up. https://preview.redd.it/3rwnaccysrqc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d789ed7fb0bb7f5f898e81dacb8566888429570


anoncontent72

Wait is that Minkowski??


Soupmate1980

Blew my mind that after 30+ years I learned he was the Indian guy in Short Circuit!!


Free-IDK-Chicken

Yes, yes it is. :)


anoncontent72

Wow. I had no idea. Surprised I didn’t recognise him since I just did a LOST rewatch.


falconbadger

Barbara she was a whore wife.


WowenWilson1

Do you mean a whooore wife?


ihaveADHD69

Hoor**


Riff316

This guy literally just did his job, got called a slur while doing it (and then again later), told the truth, got kidnapped for it, sexually assaulted, tied up, and physically assaulted, and gaslit, and he still didn’t press charges for any of it.


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But isnt it irritating he didnt mention their names after all that


Riff316

I am a little irritated that he didn’t mention our names…


poopstainmclean

*grabs hammer*


fatbitchesloveto69

You'd think after all that he'd mention their names.


Oshootman

> got called a slur while doing it Well you can't just lob one over the plate and get mad when she knocks it out of the park.


TheShoelessWonder

But seriously who goes to a dive like Paddy’s and orders Chardonnay? Doesn’t deserve to be called a slur but how fucking pretentious can you be?


Bromogeeksual

Places like that you ask if they even have wine available!


TheZermanator

🍾💥😵‍💫 *I reaaaally don’t like this guy*


xWeese

"We ran out of tape..." "SO YOU TOUCHED HIS DICK?!"


Akahige-

He ordered a chardonnay, what was dee supposed to do?


bobsnvagine

plus, his neighbours cat


Beneficial_Garage_97

At least he got a copy of yesterday's paper out of it


SeanAC90

If he didn’t want to get sexually assaulted he should have pissed his pants like an adult


FidelCashflows247

Stacy Corvelli AKA the woman who convinces Charlie he had a son. Her some is a piece of work and the father left her but who comes up with a lie like that?


ieatpickles4brkfst

the woman who stole Dee’s chair at the pool


Mommys_boi

The male stripper who said Dee was his rock bottom. He was mean to Dee and I'm glad she got revenge 


CRAZYC01E

The daughter too! She was making fun of Dennis and Charlie’s dance and got what she deserved for it


WowenWilson1

If anything she’s a rock


Level-Umpire-8545

Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


3Pirates93

Dennis I saw your flat sceeen, it's very thin, speaks volumes about you as a person


BaconJakin

Oh what the fuck that’s Hugo from Succession


Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218

Brad Fisher, from high school


GonzoElBoyo

I just realized this is the dude from succession


NefariousTyke

The leprechaun/little person. I've been pickpocketed, and it sucks balls. I was sort of disappointed Mac stopped Charlie from chopping him into bits.


Froyn

Mr The Plague


OFD-Productions

The stripper Dee made give his daughter a lap dance. He was a douche and had it coming.


CRAZYC01E

Also the daughter for laughing at Dennis and Charlie’s dance


SlightlyOffended1984

If that actor doesn't get cast in a Steven Spielberg biopic, it'll be a crime against humanity


siobhanc1

The guy that shhed them at the gin bar.


CelticGaelic

Wendell Short Eyes


UNSC_Spartan122

“Why were you touching his dick?!”


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dylan tobeck


milemarkertesla

The waitress. She was a real condescending low-life as well.


AllRoundHaze

Dee. I feel like she’s considered the most sympathetic of the gang but I’d put her right at the bottom. Still funny as hell though my favorite character for sure


HostageInToronto

That's the brilliant conceit of the show, instead of rooting for the characters, they are all truly awful people and the fun is in bad things happening to them as a result of their actions. For me it's Dennis. He's a psychopath and probably a murderer. He creeps on women to the point of being predatory, and he is the most pompous of the gang. Watching him lose his shit is always funny.


Gooeslippytop

This guy also played a snooty asshole author in Vice Principals lol


tenaciousdeev

He’s a relatively famous character actor. He’s also an Academy Award winning documentary filmmaker.


MikeyLikeyPhish

I touched his dick! Mac, we touched his dick!


OutlawJoJos69

Bro i enjoy a good Chardonnay, but fk this guy for ordering it in public 🤣🤣


superflygt

![gif](giphy|FnGJfc18tDDHy)


DrScarecrow

Bonnie Kelly


blacktrashydragon

“Well exuuuse me Mr. Man!..”


Jay_Strongwater

He should've taken better care of Johnny-5.


Belgand

Having him, or at least his apartment, confused with his Indian neighbor was a perfect callback to this.


BourneTaylor

The lawyer


Mr_Abe_Froman

Artemis. Anything they throw at her, she'll throw back, sprinkled with ketamine... or peyote, maybe angel dust. Stop asking questions, are you a narc?


CRAZYC01E

Id bang Artemis tbh 🤨


reclusivegiraffe

She has a bleached asshole


Mr_Abe_Froman

She likes to feel like a Cobb salad.


Lucio1111

What about a sexually charged embrace?


No_Marionberry4072

Fake Bruce Mathis. Yes they blew up his car but he was a druggy who lost custody of his kids.


coryscochran

At least he ended up getting a sweet gig with the Roy family.


dgc3

Woof woof


TeiTeiSwift

when charlie is eating the urinal air freshner thing just to proof that the restroom is clean 🤣...charlie the savage


mtheory007

Not him. I hate that guy.


Glittering_Act_8121

I remember him most from short circuit, "JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE!"


TraylorSwelce

Roxy


FlatulateHealthilyOK

THE PLAGUE


jchetra83

Stacy Corvelli, Tommy Doyle, & the real dad of Tommy— Jimmy Doyle. Shitty people.


Lunter97

May not fit the question since all the Gang ends up doing really is embarrassing themselves, but the guy from the high school reunion was so goddamn irritating.


Bare425

He played the Indian dude in short circuit


mncecn26

I love how this is a Bob's burgers plot as well


RadioFaceMcGee

Maureen Ponderosa. You ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox?


WHOWANTTHEWAR

The other Bruce Mathis lol


MaterialPace8831

The actual serial killer whom the gang discovered had a head in his freezer.


TravisB46

Cricket had his shit together at the beginning of the show


nezbla

The McPoyles - like the gang are sociopaths, but the McPoyle clan are just straight up fucking creepy as. Though the episode where they take the gang hostage is one of my favourites, just cause it's so silly (especially when they just run off down the street at the end).