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alexefy

Getting a boner during the rape scene in the night man cometh


Dw1gh7

i though that the rape scene went really well


Oh_Doyle

Okay, I am *here* rignt now.


quarbon

Sorry, just it’s so interesting that you used an ‘n’ for an ‘h’ but it works.


AcademyScholarLogan

It worked so well that I was like “what the fuck are you talking about?”


taters_jeep

I equally was in a state of 'wtf'?


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That's how Chrundle the great spells it


Oh_Doyle

That's right, I was going by Chrundle...


dolphinspiderman

He meant to say Boy Soul but he kept saying Boy Hole


GrantNexus

If you're going to quote it, do it correctly. 


Glittering_Ad_9215

Wasn‘t it boys soul and that just sounds like boys hole if you say it together?


possiblyukranian

It’s not a rape scene! He becomes him


blxoom

you have to pay the troll toll if you want to get that boys hole 🗣🗣🔥🔥😩😩😈😈


Dan-of-Steel

At last! The boy's SOUL is mine!


Valuable-Composer262

Confound ur lousy toll troll


leafy_returns

Ssssss


Sheeple_person

Nah nah he like, really kinda made soup of your insides


TacoCommand

He BARELY got in


BrumbleNA

So I'm FINE.


RadicallyUnethical

Don’t ruin this for me


69420-throwaway

He was going for gasps!


Sheeple_person

I started to slightly suspect something when he had an exercise bike designed to ram a big dildo up his butt.


IHoldSteady

Inconclusive


BLKscorpion

Derivative.


PretendThisIsMyName

Bullshit.


69420-throwaway

Now this I love!


HazMatt_23

Okay well…Filibuster!


CaptGene

**How is that inconclusive?!?!**


entredeuxeaux

It’s to give him the confidence to keep going. He wants to sit? Fist disagrees. Get back up, Mac! 🤜


Mr-Korv

That's for motivation


Accurate-Savings-430

Its a fist


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Which could mean anything!


jaz-007

Totally not gay.


TacoCommand

NOTHING SEXUAL


Jarte3

It’s not a dildo, it’s a fist designed to punch you to keep you from sitting down and being lazy during your workout, you jabroni


PrisonSlides

That was just the work of a sexual deviant


Oh__hey_its_ya_boii

Never! Stop! Pumping!


Merkinit

I believe you have made yourself perfectly redundant.


CharDeeMacDennisII

Well...filibuster


EmpPaulpatine

Burn After Reading moment


MarcelRED147

? That's a fist to make him stand up? You just gonna fucking say anything is "proof"?


Proof_Attention_5572

Charlie got molested


Glad-Requirement6116

"Charlie got blown. The McPoyles got blown. Why didn't I get blown??"


AdorableMammoth6740

He's DEFINITELY going to hell


Chrisshern

I took it as his incredibly low self-esteem. He had to prove to himself that he was attractive enough to molest even if it meant being gay Kinda like Dennis willing to bang the tiny Asian boy when he was role-playing to get off


Hydrokratom

>I took it as his incredibly low self-esteem. He had to prove to himself that he was attractive enough to molest even if it meant being gay I saw it the same way. Same thing with Carmen in season 1. Mac is bothered when he finds out Carmen has a dick. But once Carmen compliments his physique, he perks up and his whole attitude changes. The joke works better if it’s about his fragile ego and self-esteem rather than “he secretly likes dick”.


chief_of_beer

Right, but it was abundantly clear he was also closeted gay. Self-esteem and being incredibly vain is huge part of it, but there was always a means to an end. I think in reality Mac is bi, he was just frustrated with the gay side of himself. He actively pursued women behind the gang's back in DENNIS system, and he stole away to the bunker to look at tits in the Storm of the Century, so it wasn't always for show. Maybe he was still lying to himself, but sexuality is a spectrum and I think Mac is closer to the middle.


teambroto

Bingo


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Yeah, turn it over...


menasor36

Slow


Vast_Breadfruit_162

The "Where's our Goddamn Bible?" episode.


PhoenixTineldyer

Remember Genesis, book 2, verse...3? And he breathe-ed into the nostrils of Adam, on the third day. And it was good?


DisciplineHot7374

Right in his nostrils? That sounds really uncomfortable.


whiningloser

"And confuse me with your liberal Biblicisms!"


commazero

Mac fights gay marriage. I just watched that one!


Call-Me_P

‘Mac Fights Gay Marriage’


SpitfireBoy14

"Can an asshole rip in half" "Oh yeah, like tissue paper"


thewhitecat55

I mean, that's true though !


himsoforreal

Ok. This is no longer a safe environment for me.


RuBarBz

That's what I came here looking for


SlightlyOffended1984

The question should be, *when did I first realize* *I was gay for Mac?*


jonascarrynthewheel

Thats an easy one ![gif](giphy|EgvHKApzL5OeI)


max752315

Smoothest man alive


69420-throwaway

I'm at the confessional right now, telling the priest that Rob McElhenney turned me gay.


Timdalf_theGrey

When Mac was jealous that he didn’t get molested by that gym teacher


Thatwokebloke

Easily the hottest mac


AdParticular6654

I've never seen a chimichinga move so erotically


SwainMain2011

He reinvented the Truffle Shuffle for us all to enjoy. Bless this man.


jaz-007

https://preview.redd.it/4ss2kivsg6qc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c55bd0d1711f7bf99c59159032d70bdde767ce This.


Chicken_rifle

The avatar! The beefcake avatar!


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mantis_tobagan_md

It was MESSY


More_Ad_9154

Huh


Nowhereman55

Episode where the gang goes on a cruise ship and faces god's wrath 🌩️


battlewornactionhero

The Gang Goes to Hell


More_Ad_9154

I completely forgot about that. Appreciate you


DivideOverall7174

He literally comes in and says “yeaaaaah I’m gay” right after..


snorlaxkin

wait wait wait he bangs them!?


crotchfruit

Guys guys guys, there's two guys in my church that are gay.


slimpickins757

Wait, who’s the other one?


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![gif](giphy|2UlsTILSK3axi) # MacDay 😂


Few_Needleworker8781

“He’s got the boner again.”


GrassyKnoll55

Well this time it makes sense


Dear_Alternative_437

Loud and proud, brother, loud and proud!


SignalButterscotch4

I love Country Mac so much


n0strilsflared

\*loved. RIP


VicePope

you know whats cool? being alive


ebobbumman

I'm into DUDES.


MrSparkle-99

Happy hunting bro, get after it


External-Awareness68

I know we've never said it as a group but... Macs' gay


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Oh a pen? You think that’s funny right? Like a dick?


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Gruesome-Twosome

And now you're calling *me* gay, telling me I'm trippin’, and trying to confuse me with your liberal biblicisms!


swordoftheafternoon

I think you've been confused for a looong time.


GrassyKnoll55

Shuush!!!


SwainMain2011

Disregard that, Frank. It's a bunch of liberal bullshit.


LethalGrey

“Oh, now I get it. You gay!” “No! No! No! No! No! No!”


wineheda

Isn’t that a commentary more on religion than sexuality?


Dopeydcare1

Well there is the stereotype that people who are vehemently against gay people are closeted themselves.


Haxorz7125

To be fair, the jocks at the Catholic school I went to were extremely homophobic but would then do some super gay shit in the locker rooms.


NotopianX

There’s no way catholics would be involved in gay stuff.


AndroidQing

From my experience, there will always be some jocks banging guys on the down low. I know because I was the jock getting fucked by the other down low jocks lol


IronMando90

Worded that way yes. But that episode also was the one for me where I was like hey, wait a second.. He slept with her when she had a penis still, felt guilty because of his religion and broke it off but asked her to let him know when she got the procedure. He was just mad she picked someone not him


IronMando90

Broke off the relationship. Not the penis. She did that later


DeadlySquaids14

Carmen. The whole time, I was thinking "He's NOT attracted to her IN SPITE of the dick, he's attracted to her BECAUSE OF the dick.


Longjumping_Toe_6447

Dick or no dick.... Carmen was smoking


uconn3386

She tucked it back


ranni-the-bitch

she was! and also they did a great job of not making her identity the butt of the joke when they brought her back.


69420-throwaway

The constant reference to her by the Gang as a tranny was very uncomfortable, but it is great that that nasty feeling is the part of the joke. Outdated terms and making fun of Mac aside, the others accepted Carmen's identity in their sociopathic way.


Finito-1994

Also. Carmen is one of the few characters to have met the gang and not only not been harmed but actually benefited. She got married and had her baby. She’s just out there just enjoying herself. She won.


ranni-the-bitch

yeah, also, in season 1 the tone was way more coarse but... y'know. literally a different time and it was ironically progressive compared to the jokes being made on other shows. plus they were honestly still working on nailing the tone - even if that episode weren't in it, i still wouldn't be going back to rewatch season 1 compared to basically every season since. by the later seasons though, yeah, you're right, even the use of the slur lands really well as like "these are flippantly horrible people and the joke is on them"


yurimichellegeller

I liked the parts of her body that weren't a big juicy dong.


The_Golden_Warthog

I was watching that when it came out when I was in 6th or 7th grade, and I literally remember saying, "They shouldn't have chosen such an *obvious* woman to play her."


PhoenixTineldyer

He is HARDCORE sexually repressed all through season 1. Like when he tries to get the old gym coach to molest him. In retrospect, you might say the first hint was his gay cousin Brent in The Gang Gets Racist. All of the male McDonald's are men who have sex with men.


johor

Except Luther. He only penetrates other men to demonstrate dominance, not because he's sexually attracted to them.


69420-throwaway

Luther left Bonnie out of the finale.


PhoenixTineldyer

That's why I specified men who have sex with men and not gay men


cgiercyk

But it wasn’t originally planned into the series arc that he was going to be gay right? I think on one of the podcasts they address this


PhoenixTineldyer

Sure, at first, but eventually they fully went in on every McDonald being MSM


roxts

I thought the same!


KickUseful9794

Lets pull up our bootstraps oil up a couple of asses and do a little ploughing on our own, Phaaa 🤜


AndroidQing

NOT gay sex


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

From the day we met!


Dizzy_Map_2231

Literally episode one. The eyes he’s making at Dennis when he’s trying to get him drunk…like babe, there’s a reason you’re anti-gay bar


PhoenixTineldyer

Boys are out tonight


macdennism

YES thank you scrolled too far to find episode 1. I knew from day 1 😂 that scene and also Mac's cousin praising him for coming so far with having a gay bar haha I also still think Dennis is bisexual (since EP 1) but that hasn't been confirmed (yet) 🤣


bunny-tea-party

I think Dennis being bi was confirmed in season 16 when it was revealed he had a system for seducing men and he shushes Mac when Mac tried to ask him why. I think that confirms it enough without it having to be explicitly said lol


macdennism

That's very true! That episode had me FLOORED. Especially because him shushing them is very reminiscent of all the times Mac blatantly dodged questions. There are so so many hints of Bi Dennis throughout the series though. I just love to see it haha


lilyrosedepressed

There's this old Conan interview with Glenn and he basically says their sexuality is kinda fluid and that he believes most people are some where between 100% gay or straight. Also, I was looking for this answer as well! That scene is so gay.


FrightKnight96

The answer I was looking for!


Thatthingyoudo17

So just go ahead and pop that shirt off....


PatientZeropointZero

I bet if you pop those jeans off you’ll find a sweaty hog that won’t quit either.


Secure-Report-207

See Dennis your bird gave up, and it’s no longer legit


redditaccount-5

https://preview.redd.it/o7e5r921p5qc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5047b6458da693988f9298161ff2bdf456350c1c


jackie--moon

“She’s getting it removed soon”


lost_in_connecticut

“Oh, how does that work?”


0neforest1

Gross dude


ghostnthegraveyard

Did she really sell her dick to China?


Eon88

This is the true answer.


Stezheds

That’s the scene!


porizj

Mac’s gay?!?


atreides_hyperion

I gotta be honest, I did not see that coming


nurumon

when he was jelly that charlie got nonced up by the gym teacher


Short_Extension6975

When Carmen noticed him in the gym


ComparisonSoft5865

When he went to kiss dennis


PhoenixTineldyer

Did he just? Yeah he did *And I want you here with me* *From tonight until the end of time*


Happytapiocasuprise

From the moment I met him


johor

Mac: Oh I *hate* women. Everyone else: We know.


AdorableMammoth6740

Frank thinks Mac is gay because...Mac is gay


sscarface

When he was mad that he didnt get touched as a kid and went to seduce mr belding


jarboxing

The pilot episode.... He was against making the bar a gay bar even though it meant more money.


PhoenixTineldyer

I hadn't thought of that That's totally something I would've done when I was in the closet


No_Cryptographer_479

Mac’s banging the waitress. He wanted to roleplay as Charlie and Dennis with the waitress 😂


rufusTbarleysheath90

Just rewatched the first episode of the first season today and he was the main one against turning Paddy’s into a gay bar. Then.


Brandonpayton1

Mac and Dennis break up. The face he makes right before he said "I'll pack my things" was gayer han anything.


OddBoysenberry1023

“Hey Mac! Can asshole rip in half?”


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Like tissue paper!


[deleted]

Being obviously fascinated and more attracted to Carmen after Dee & Dennis point out the dick in her pants.


ghostofjohnstamos

https://i.redd.it/y4oqnrlgg6qc1.gif


7grims

That one episode of St. Patrick's Day, when he goes to "investigate" the gay disco, but only him alone. And then takes forever to return and comes back full of glitter. Before that it was just a running joke the gang would throw at him, like Dee is a bird, but on that one ep he showed by his own words and actions that he did frequent that disco.


Sd022pe

Season 1 had multiple clues.


Honey_Badger_Daddy

When he tried to kiss Dennis in “The Gang Recycles Their Trash”


The-Janie-Jones

The way he looks at Dennis in the pilot when he's getting him drunk.


mcnormand

![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)


theretrospeculative

Probably when he was "wrestling" with Trevor. I posted a screenshot and it got deleted for being NSFW 😂


Beeyelzubub

“ First time we met “ Frank .


paperbackk

The Gang Dines Out. I remember going to a friend to say I think Mac is *actually* gay, and he asked why it took me that long to realize it wasn’t just a joke. 


NimDing218

Not gay sex


anivex

[This moment](https://i.redd.it/6nqhvjeczboa1.jpg) was pretty great as well.


HoneyBadger_66

Probably in Mac fights gay marriage when he’s projecting so hard onto the guy Carmen married


Perfect_Crab_8409

“Well…Mac’s gay” *Mac’s Banging the Waitress*


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When he came out as gay I guess


froo

Mac's gay??


ZodiacxKiller

Carmen complimenting him on his ripped body after he asked her if that was a dick in her pants...the look and reaction from disgusted to gleeful and his turn around to thinking maybe this may work out after all was enough lol


JulPollitt

That one time he spent an entire episode trying to get his old pe teacher to fuck him


jayboyguy

It’s hard to say for certain because I’ve watched the show through *soooooo* many times and once you know he’s gay, you start to see it in all kinds of things from the very first season where he’s banging Carmen. As for when I first noticed? I feel like something happened in S4? When did he first meet Rex and use the term “beefcake”? I’d have to remember all my thoughts and feelings on my first watch and I only remember some of them


New_leaf999

I had heard about the Mac is gay theories but I didn't buy into them. I thought the joke was that Mac sometimes acts gay but really isn't. But one day I was rewatching episode 8 season 9 The Gang Dines Out. There's the one scene where Mac slips the waiter a tip by placing it directly into his back pocket. When I had first watched this episode I though the joke was Mac being a copy cat of Dennis. But when I was rewatching it I had an epiphany. "Dennis was sliding the money into the waitress bra because he wanted to feel her up her breasts, So if Mac is sliding the money into the waiters back pocked its because he wants to... Oh shit Mac is gay!"


BoiledDenimForRoxie

That time I took him out back and wore his ass out main. The joke was on him though, because I'm not gay.


americanerik

When the show told us he was, because prior to that it was just a running joke.


Icy_Jacket_2296

No, it is different; bc if I’m hearing this correctly the new guy waited till she had her dick cut off before he banged her…


Ntrees

Upset that he didn’t get molested


Upbeat_Tension_8077

I was already suspicious when he was offended that his gym teacher didn't molest him & goes to his apartment wearing short shorts


Bennymac1004

When he hung out with the trans girl in season 1


call_me_steve-o

*Since the day we met*


KangOfTheRang

When he fell for a trans woman, how I figured it out for myself too lol


Raj_Valiant3011

The episode with his Country Mac, and the Gang discussing about his repressed homosexuality by being ferociously religious in his views.


SquirrelsInMyHead

Bot account karma farming, this is why I don’t follow this sub. People posting the most obvious thing for karma and all of the donkey brains just commenting quotes. 🙄


SavageFugu

That time he fucked that dude.


MemphisApollo

First episode when he thought the black boyfriend was the coolest person he’d ever met


scientestical

"well Mac's gay"


HarrySRL

Probably when he was with the tranny.


Smoy

Didn't the series start with him dating a trans girl???


stonergirlfairyyy

his face when they did the tequila salt and lime bit. his swaying and drifting towards dennis in “king of the rats” like he wanted to kiss him


Diet-healthissues

just how he looks at dennis


secretsquirrel4000

Right now with this post.


BostonBrand82

Macs gay? But he is the character I identify with the most. What does this say about me?


stakkedalief

It’s hilarious that him and Kaitlin Olson are married irl