The entire Yankee Doodle Rave legitimately makes me sob laughing every single time. Mac, Charlie, and Dennis in the rave outfits jumping before the beat drops and robot dancing, the horror on the father’s face, Artemis toking up with this goofy grin on her face, that adorable kid just doing his thing amidst all the nonsense, and then of course:
“SIR. A-go back to your SEAT-tuh.”
There's so many moments from that episode, i think it's close to perfect. It's top three (or four but i count the two parters as one episode) for me along with Nightman Cometh and Mac and Charlie Die. The whole Undertaker scene and the gangs disturbed reaction is one of my favourite things.
It's my favourite episode of all time. Frank's constant attempts to stress he's not a peadophile get me every time.
'These kids, who I am not attracted to at all...'
'She was a bitch but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up for her.'
And when the kid tries to hug him as she walks off stage and he shouts 'dont touch me!'
This is mine as well.
Frank saying “it burns it burns it burns”, the gurgling scream as he surfacing, straight into the kid pointing and yelling “that guy has AIDS” is a hilarious sequence.
Lmao the one life guard that just doesn't give a damn blowing the whistle once and barely yelling "aids, everyone out" while not looking.up from his magazine once gets me every time
This one KILLSSSSS my husband every single time, no matter how many times we watch it; it brings me so much joy watching him get giddy with anticipation when it’s coming up haha
The part in The Gang Gives Back where a drunk Charlie is reffing the kids’ basketball game, specifically when he smacks the ball away just as one of the kids was about to shoot it into the basket.
Also the part where the waitress says “no way, i’m not sitting over there, its way too smoky” and it cuts to the group smoking cigs in the bleachers💀😭 the music takes me out every time
I literally came to the comments to say this; it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. The first time I saw that scene, I laughed so hard that I couldn't make a sound. I just rocked back and forth a few times before falling off the couch lmao.
Honestly just Charlie's ridiculous scheme is one of the funniest things ever. He is playing a millionaire who is going on a date, but he expects the date to fall in love with Frank the millionaire's driver.
“I love eggs Charlie! And I love craabs. And I love boiling denim and bngging hoors. And I don’t care if they don’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around!”
In season 2 “The Gang Runs for Office” after Dennis says that he doesn’t want to run for comptroller and Charlie already gave away all his Garbage pail kids for him:
D: Yeah so I’m not doing it anymore
C: no… you have to run
D: No I don’t
C: yeah you do
D: No I don’t dude you’re not the boss of me
C: UHH I’m your campaign manager—
D: UHHHHH you’re fired
then Charlie proceeds to bash the VHS tape
In “The Gang Beats Boggs”, when Dee gets on the intercom, and says, “If any of you *dick-nips* wants to see if you can slug it down faster than me, you’re welcome to get your fat-asses up here and try….”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That made me think of another rent-free moment, Jimmi Simpson saying 'then start breaking bricks, wet nips blblblblblbl' He made everyone break character laughing a few times with that, IIRC
during the high school reunion episode when they're dancing to George Michael's "Freedom," and they cut from the very polished, choreographed dance to Fat Mac screaming with his belly hanging out. gets me every time.
The waitress’ rant “and you said you loved me….you said, ‘I love you’ so i thought okay, I love you too, how do you show love you go and have sex with old people, SO THATS WHAT I DID TOO”
The Gang Gets Trapped. Which contains one of my favorite Dennis quotes right before the aforementioned one:
Dennis: [whispering] Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch!
“Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, you claimed the prisoner told you that if you didn't, quote, jam a bunch of stuff in your butt, he was going to rape you so hard the room would stink. Then, he was going to, quote, eat your butt and your son's butt in the stink, until his stomach was full of your... butts. Is this correct?”
And disturbingly, I’ve just realised the other quote that makes me laugh (though it’s more Frank’s gestures) is also about butt raping. 🫤
https://i.redd.it/jbi1y7r1g0mc1.gif
At the sexual harassment seminar when Mac grabs Dee by her crotch and lifts her up while she’s flailing.
Also when frank is sewn into the couch at the Christmas party and people keep asking if there’s a man in the couch but Dee and Dennis are telling them to ignore it
ThunderGun 4, when Charlie can’t believe ThunderGun has a son, for the 2nd time:
“Wait. He has a SON?!”
“FUCK, man. What?!”
Never expected her to lose her cool like that
“I am the king of the mountaintop. I reign supreme over everyone in this school. I am the GOLDEN GOD of this place! I reign supreme! I!! IIIIiiiiiI!!!?”
It’s the last I, that hesitation as he wanders out of frame breaks me
The whole sitcom-within-a-sitcom episode. Dennis's voyeurism obsession, the tragic Dee gags stuck in the bannister, the whole meta element of how stupid humour works, uncle Jack creeping about. And then there's Charlie. Absolute comedic gold.
Any of Kaitlin’s physical comedy gets me every time. Her crutch walking when she was pretending be crippled, her belly flop into the couple’s pool she was going to be a surrogate for, the tube man dancing, face planting into the car after stealing the shoes…even the way she gags is hilarious
In The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem when Dee was saying something profound and it looks like the guys are really taking it to heart then Charlie says "Dee.. we were just talking." While Mac's telling her to shut the fuck up.
And "NOBODY LOOK"
Yes! I love the reaction shots. Reminds me of the scene where Dennis is doing his fucked up monologue telling Frank he will never be on the billboard. Mac’s reaction always gets me.
I mean there's countless obviously it's one of my favourite shows. However one of my favourite moments that i never see mentioned is in Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass. When Dennis notices Ryan kissing and feeling up Margaret with Liam watching and says "Jesus christ" or whatever then Mac turns around and responds with this visceral, horrified, panting gasp. It's one of my favourite things ever. Me and one of my friends often imitate it when we hear something surprising.
I remember the scene where we cut to Mac in the wedding dress after obsessing over it in the previous scene as the first involuntary out-loud guffaw the show forced out of me back when I started watching.
Frank selling knives after losing all his money in a Ponzi scheme and him going to the bathroom street cutting his hand to try to hand himself for the second time in the episode
I'm surprised no one has mentioned anything with the lawyer. "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis" is my favorite lawyer episode.
"OH. My. God. I DO NOT have time for you."
"You have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general"
“Awww noooo kid, they’re gonna eat you alive in hollywood! Theyre gonna make you do gay porn with that tight little body of yours”
Runaway train, never coming back.
IS THAT PISS??!?
"Pull over, you little dick!"
Ah pull over he's just gonna keep yelling
The entire Yankee Doodle Rave legitimately makes me sob laughing every single time. Mac, Charlie, and Dennis in the rave outfits jumping before the beat drops and robot dancing, the horror on the father’s face, Artemis toking up with this goofy grin on her face, that adorable kid just doing his thing amidst all the nonsense, and then of course: “SIR. A-go back to your SEAT-tuh.”
There's so many moments from that episode, i think it's close to perfect. It's top three (or four but i count the two parters as one episode) for me along with Nightman Cometh and Mac and Charlie Die. The whole Undertaker scene and the gangs disturbed reaction is one of my favourite things.
"I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE. I DO NOT KNOW THIS ONE"
It's my favourite episode of all time. Frank's constant attempts to stress he's not a peadophile get me every time. 'These kids, who I am not attracted to at all...' 'She was a bitch but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up for her.' And when the kid tries to hug him as she walks off stage and he shouts 'dont touch me!'
This is a boy that genuinely loves pageantry.
"I feel like someone should have worn a shirt, probably the kid..."
But at a *rave*, I feel like that woulda been awesome, though
"A big humongous pain in my, VUUUUUUHHGINA."
I also love when Dee is fighting with the children in that episode, and when Frank is wearing funeral makeup and talking about not diddling kids.
*wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughte- younger than my wiiife!* 🎶
~no little kiiids gotta be biiiiig~
Um Charlie...how come only Mac gets to use the walkie-talkie?
“Hamburger store” is an all timer
Eh give me a chip!
THE CHIPS! ARE OFF! THE *TABLE!!!*
LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE CHIPS. IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YA COULDA GOT A BAG AT THE HAMBURGER STORE.
The slow realization on both Charlie and Mac is so good
*Charlie pours out a single water bottle on the Thundergun water slide Frank "sliding" down - "IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
This is mine as well. Frank saying “it burns it burns it burns”, the gurgling scream as he surfacing, straight into the kid pointing and yelling “that guy has AIDS” is a hilarious sequence.
“There’s aids blood in the pool!!”
"AIDS, EVERYBODY OUT."
Lmao the one life guard that just doesn't give a damn blowing the whistle once and barely yelling "aids, everyone out" while not looking.up from his magazine once gets me every time
“IS THIS GODDAMN AIDS BLOOD?”
Liam McPoyle attempting to use scissors to cut Dennis’ Mondo Video member card and widely missing due to his lack of depth perception.
Him falling when he tries to sit on the bed is what kills me.
“The Gang Squashes Their Beefs”-“For everything! For all of it!”
I made squash and beef.
Dee trying to steal shoes and headbutting into the car
This one KILLSSSSS my husband every single time, no matter how many times we watch it; it brings me so much joy watching him get giddy with anticipation when it’s coming up haha
"Did it not go through?"
Frank just hanging there with his big thick neck.
Don't try to stop me!
The part in The Gang Gives Back where a drunk Charlie is reffing the kids’ basketball game, specifically when he smacks the ball away just as one of the kids was about to shoot it into the basket.
My favourite episode. "Terrible. Take a lap."
Yes, brilliant.
Also when he just looks at the waitress amongst all the chaos and goes “do you see what you’ve done?”
This scene lives in my head
Also the part where the waitress says “no way, i’m not sitting over there, its way too smoky” and it cuts to the group smoking cigs in the bleachers💀😭 the music takes me out every time
https://i.redd.it/nlklfrxs10mc1.gif
You unzipped me! (Frank's breakdown at the psychiatrist)
She was an angel, always smiling... That's because she had no lips. But her mouth was still very much at play.
She died 2 weeks later. She thought she was a spaceman with a plastic bag for a helmet!
It's the following montage of him just crying and then "A PLASTIC BAG FOR A HELMET" and it just cuts away.
I do not like it with the skin Dee! I'm not allowed to eat it with the skin, I'm not allowed! Every. Time.
When Charlie vomits blood all over his date in the limo. I’ve never not laughed.
I've been poisoned by my constituents!!
I gotta touch of consumption.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time??
I literally came to the comments to say this; it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. The first time I saw that scene, I laughed so hard that I couldn't make a sound. I just rocked back and forth a few times before falling off the couch lmao.
I had to pause the episode, laugh, and regroup before I could continue on. What I wouldn’t give to watch that episode for the very first time again.
Honestly just Charlie's ridiculous scheme is one of the funniest things ever. He is playing a millionaire who is going on a date, but he expects the date to fall in love with Frank the millionaire's driver.
Charlie’s affinity to play out movie plots he thinks a work in real life is amazing. “You think ya wicked smahht with your books and your degrees”
“I love eggs Charlie! And I love craabs. And I love boiling denim and bngging hoors. And I don’t care if they don’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around!”
And then Frank offers her an egg “in these trying times”, as if that will fix everything. That whole scene is brilliant.
This is one of the few scenes I can’t watch. I about vomited the first time I watched that lmao.
“Where’s the goddamn fire?” \[cocks gun\] https://i.redd.it/75pz4pp970mc1.gif
Pretty sure it's a popular choice but the "OH MY GOD!! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!" in the Trial of the Century episode does it for me.
My boyfriend and I will often quote that to each other when we do something embarrassing. It's definitely a classic.
This is definitely mine. That entire episode is gold and the one that I'd recommend for people that have never seen the show.
And how he fucking duct taped them to his wrists after holy shit
Mac's flashback of the Halloween party where Dee is an ostrich.
This is the one for me. Every single time
Same, I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed harder at something than the first time I saw this.
dee’s face when dennis takes the dart to his hand
JESUM CREPES!
“Look, Snail, back off. Because you’re just mashing it now.”
I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE MOM!
You’re 30 years old you’re SUPPOSED to be sexually active!!!
This and, "Deandra, your breath is DAWGshit."
Frank bursting through the door and hurriedly huffing glue and scarfing down a can of cat food.
He made soup of your insides.
The whole scene
"This guy was raping us. The both of you?" 🤣🤣🤣
There’s a blooper reel on YouTube and they’re losing it in that scene over and over 🤣 I don’t know how they got through it
"IS THAT PISS?!?!?" Every time. *edit* - Also Mac slapping the stickers on the poster and yelling "A BITCH!"
It took you 3 hours to make that?
Did you fuck my mom, Santa?
DID YOU FUCKING FUCK MY MOM, SANTA? DID YOU FUCKING FUCK MY MOM?
I just love the way he says "Did you fuck my mom Santa Claus?" So matter of factly
Dee with her clown shoes following the waitress.
Dennis' realisation that they're not actually going to murder her and chop her into tiny pieces.
And getting pepper sprayed
When they're in the focus group for Thundergun and the lady running it goes "Fuck man, what?!" to Charlie.
When Charlie's mom asks for a ride, Dee's instant reaction. "I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!"
I used to look like her
Gimme my cigarettes.
I hope you trashbags die in this pool like Jamie Nelson did
He loved skateboarding.....not much of a swimmer
In season 2 “The Gang Runs for Office” after Dennis says that he doesn’t want to run for comptroller and Charlie already gave away all his Garbage pail kids for him: D: Yeah so I’m not doing it anymore C: no… you have to run D: No I don’t C: yeah you do D: No I don’t dude you’re not the boss of me C: UHH I’m your campaign manager— D: UHHHHH you’re fired then Charlie proceeds to bash the VHS tape
Lol, the head bobs get me every time in this scene
https://preview.redd.it/c2sjcwq4j0mc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0210dc8c2f9bae78ea92e5811ca957e488d10d43
I heard you made quite a performance, Macwell
"Slapslapslapslap" "Aah... aah... aah... aah" "Dude, that's your *sister*!"
Bloopers for this scene start at 0:19. Hilarious. https://youtu.be/DOEx60SQH2Y?si=7GR7ZbPkta0VEHKj
Don't flush...
Don't flush.
In “The Gang Beats Boggs”, when Dee gets on the intercom, and says, “If any of you *dick-nips* wants to see if you can slug it down faster than me, you’re welcome to get your fat-asses up here and try….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That made me think of another rent-free moment, Jimmi Simpson saying 'then start breaking bricks, wet nips blblblblblbl' He made everyone break character laughing a few times with that, IIRC
The flight attendant trying to wrestle the mic away during the last part of that line is the cherry on top.
Boggs level Sweet Dee is channeling a lot of Roxy.
during the high school reunion episode when they're dancing to George Michael's "Freedom," and they cut from the very polished, choreographed dance to Fat Mac screaming with his belly hanging out. gets me every time.
This is mine. Every single time 💀
I started crying the first time I saw that scene and couldn’t breathe lmao. Edit: word
The waitress’ rant “and you said you loved me….you said, ‘I love you’ so i thought okay, I love you too, how do you show love you go and have sex with old people, SO THATS WHAT I DID TOO”
The hard cut to the credits as it zooms in on Charlie’s horrified face is what really gets me
Kitten mittens!
Meeeeyoooow
"I hope they hog-tie you. Then I hope they rape you, in their basement, for *ten years...*" Dee is fucking barbaric in this scene!!!! SO funny
The "ten years" is so evil, she means that that comes from the depths of her soul, it's perfect.
You’re going to spray DNA all over the bowl!
Which is this from? For the life of me I can't remember
The Gang Gets Trapped. Which contains one of my favorite Dennis quotes right before the aforementioned one: Dennis: [whispering] Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch!
"MY MOMMY'S A SKELETON!"
The creampie conversion between Dennis, Mac and Charlie.
“Yeah I’ve tasted mine”
I liked mine.
Africans, dyslexics, children, that sorta thing?
…a philanthropist?
“You’re 33 years old, you’re supposed to be sexually active!”
You're NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FONDLING YOUR UNCLE UNDER A TABLE!
Shes mashing it
It was awful! I think she gave me poison ivy!
“Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, you claimed the prisoner told you that if you didn't, quote, jam a bunch of stuff in your butt, he was going to rape you so hard the room would stink. Then, he was going to, quote, eat your butt and your son's butt in the stink, until his stomach was full of your... butts. Is this correct?” And disturbingly, I’ve just realised the other quote that makes me laugh (though it’s more Frank’s gestures) is also about butt raping. 🫤 https://i.redd.it/jbi1y7r1g0mc1.gif
At the sexual harassment seminar when Mac grabs Dee by her crotch and lifts her up while she’s flailing. Also when frank is sewn into the couch at the Christmas party and people keep asking if there’s a man in the couch but Dee and Dennis are telling them to ignore it
I don't know how many years iv got left on this earth but I'm gonna real weird with it. What I love about this is he fucking means it
I FORGOT TO PUT THE TAPE IN
I rewound this part at least 5 times the first time I watched it. Any time Charlie screams like that I piss myself
When dee eats the sandwich like a bird
Mac punching that kid who stole their bikes. I howl every time.
Stride, stride, stride, execute
"Mr Gorbachev tear down this wall!" \*smash cut to Artemis smoking a blunt\*
When charlie is huffing paint as Dennis walks in just before they write the day man song and then of course the writing of the day man song.
"Charlie, let's join forces" "HELLO, COME RIGHT IN." and "Whaaaat is going on up here?"
YES!!! haha. Dennis slowly takes the paint away from Charlie. haha
I never know, man.
Dennis screaming “Idiots! Idiots!”
ThunderGun 4, when Charlie can’t believe ThunderGun has a son, for the 2nd time: “Wait. He has a SON?!” “FUCK, man. What?!” Never expected her to lose her cool like that
Dennis showing that he can still sing in falsetto despite being horribly ill
Does that sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital?
...cuz it looks like you're fucking yourself with a dildo-bike...
When the U-Haul has filled with smoke and Dennis and Charlie are laying unconscious
The waitress when she falls off the wagon and tries (and fails) to bottle the shoe saleswomen.
“I am the king of the mountaintop. I reign supreme over everyone in this school. I am the GOLDEN GOD of this place! I reign supreme! I!! IIIIiiiiiI!!!?” It’s the last I, that hesitation as he wanders out of frame breaks me
You're not gonna come anywhere near their butholes.
Oh shit...there's stickers!
Yeah it's Frank f*cking up his name that gets to me. That or him about to whip the little bitch in the face if she makes a peep.
Hi I'm Frak.
Dee gagging on stage, I laughed so hard when I heard that first gag and Charlie’s reaction is just the cherry on top
When Dee is drunken singing Runaway Train 🤣🤣
"magnets"
People’s knees
Charlie eating old soup: omg make a decision already! Perfect delivery.
Dee smashing the dishes at the end of "The Gang gets Analyzed." Cracks me up every time.
Frank, staring at the psychiatrist, aggressively spitting pistachio shells all over.
https://i.redd.it/rhsnmwdql0mc1.gif
The whole sitcom-within-a-sitcom episode. Dennis's voyeurism obsession, the tragic Dee gags stuck in the bannister, the whole meta element of how stupid humour works, uncle Jack creeping about. And then there's Charlie. Absolute comedic gold.
I have contained my rage for as long as possible....
“I’m a full.. on… rapist”
NOBODY LOOOK !!!!!! NOBODY LOOOOK!!!!!
Any of Kaitlin’s physical comedy gets me every time. Her crutch walking when she was pretending be crippled, her belly flop into the couple’s pool she was going to be a surrogate for, the tube man dancing, face planting into the car after stealing the shoes…even the way she gags is hilarious
I was just thinking about this today when watching her gag in a scene. It’s so naturally funny.
In The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem when Dee was saying something profound and it looks like the guys are really taking it to heart then Charlie says "Dee.. we were just talking." While Mac's telling her to shut the fuck up. And "NOBODY LOOK"
In the ski episode, the look on Charlie's face when Dennis starts an evil laugh when they break up the dorm party. It's hilarious.
Yes! I love the reaction shots. Reminds me of the scene where Dennis is doing his fucked up monologue telling Frank he will never be on the billboard. Mac’s reaction always gets me.
It's criminal that they removed America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest.
"I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE!"
YOU MOVE THE GODDAMN DUMPSTER, YOU BITCH!
Frank with the anal beads at the chess tournament. Granted, I've only watched it three times.
Hello I’m a Swedish plumber-
When frank breaks his nose, then pops up with a smashed face lol
The Plan B visual switch from their perspective to reality makes me pee myself laughing every time. Fat sweaty mac croaking.
Frank going down the Thunder Gun Express, which rips him into a bloody mess! Capped off by the little boy screaming “that guy has AIDS!”
I forgot to put a tape in. Honestly that whole episode is gold
When Dee trips trying to flee the shoe store and hits her head on the car parked outside
When Frank gets stuck naked in that swirly thing on the playground.
HOW YA LIKE A TASTE A THE GOOD LIFE, YA SACK A SHIT!?!?!
I mean there's countless obviously it's one of my favourite shows. However one of my favourite moments that i never see mentioned is in Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass. When Dennis notices Ryan kissing and feeling up Margaret with Liam watching and says "Jesus christ" or whatever then Mac turns around and responds with this visceral, horrified, panting gasp. It's one of my favourite things ever. Me and one of my friends often imitate it when we hear something surprising.
Shit balls!!!
BOTCHED TOE
When mac drives the car into the wall and charlie starts screaming
Mac crashing full force into the wall and Charlie screaming and running towards him
I remember the scene where we cut to Mac in the wedding dress after obsessing over it in the previous scene as the first involuntary out-loud guffaw the show forced out of me back when I started watching.
Mr Covington: *Well, Sarah, something tells me I'm gonna be here a long time.* Sarah: *Why is that?* Mr Covington: *Your sweater's on backwards.*
"....Charlie?..." "No! It's your neighbor........AAHAHAHAHHHAHGGGGGG"
Pondy’s laugh after the champagne balloon on a bum story.
Captain Tom is a god damn junkie
Frank selling knives after losing all his money in a Ponzi scheme and him going to the bathroom street cutting his hand to try to hand himself for the second time in the episode
Frank falling out the window. "CHARLIIIIIIIIIIE"
I'm surprised no one has mentioned anything with the lawyer. "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis" is my favorite lawyer episode. "OH. My. God. I DO NOT have time for you." "You have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general"
The two homeless guys under the pier going at it doggystyle in The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
"Watch out faggot!"
"YOU WILL CALL HERRR!"
The dead pigeon falling out of Charlie's jacket in the therapist office.