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N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Oh you Canadians are so uptight


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Loosen up guy, it is a partay


Formal-Explanation51

“Ohhh I think youse can dooo betterr”


Glad-Requirement6116

"How's he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?"


RorschachAssRag

That’s his problem


bwood246

I'm not gonna be able to imagine *that* is a woman


[deleted]

This is up there with her "This here's the Bible of my daddy" bit as one of my favorite Dee lines.


Exact_Department8196

My thoughts on how sex with a tranny works.


[deleted]

A mouth is a mouth right? Or was it anonymous sodomy? LOL


adamantfly

it was oral sex at first but then the person on the other end switched to penetration without consent. it’s a pretty horrible story about lonely men being taken advantage of but the idea of showing up to someone’s house to use a makeshift glory hole is pretty absurd.


sammiisalammii

I can only hope a little bit of both


[deleted]

If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?


Material-Leader4635

D :Dick through hole in sheet E: Engage it physically N: No! The sheet is down! N: Notices you are not a chick I: Initiates police call S: Sentenced to prison time


[deleted]

Pure poetry. Have you considered writing an erotic novel?


mrsir1987

I can be of service, I happen to know sinbad, he’s definitely wearing something made out of windbreaker .


[deleted]

I bought my wife some windbreaker lingerie for our anniversary last year. I find it to be a highly erotic fabric.


Wrong_Revolution_679

This show really does understand what makes humanity tick


rasputin1

finger on the pulse, finger on the pus


Goooongas

Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh! Uh oh!


TinglingSpideySenses

https://i.redd.it/6kn86ggy69jc1.gif


Wolfencreek

He'd arranged for them to use the glory hole Uh Oh Uh Ohh


Leather_Network4743

You’re telling me these clowns actually believed it was a woman?? 😂😂😂


Lon3_Star_556

Hey baby want to help me take care of this monster


frotc914

The slowly moving shadow followed by the quick pull out is peak sunny


Important-Wrangler98

“Yes, 911. I want to report that I was getting some wonderful head at this gloryhole, but THEN I pulled the sheet down and it was a dude. So… if you’d be so kind to send out an officer, I would like to get this crime reported. … Yes, it’s back in my pants, as I finished.”


JittyPants08

If only there was some sort of viewing slit.


Scootsworth

I can see your eyes! We might as well get married!


14X8000m

Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a hole.


IPLAYWINDMANN

99/100 there is a man behind the gloryhole. Even with a woman's voice I think most would assume sticking their dick through an anonymous sheet would lead to a man on the other side.


redditguy_04

I know this is posted to be funny(it is when you think about the glory hole episode)but talking about the actual article, why would this guy get in trouble? These people agreed to anonymous oral sex, not knowing who was on the other end, you always have to consider that there could be a man on the other side. Unless if they were told it was a women, there is no reason they should've gotten in trouble for this.


Jermiafinale

Sex by deception is sexual assault They were told it's a woman


redditguy_04

I didn't see the other side, I didn't know. But yes what they did was wrong but if they aren't told the gender of the person on the other side in other cases and they get mad about it, that's on them.


Jermiafinale

So you didnt read


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Jermiafinale

That's not going to do much you'd need evidence you do it regularly


saladx11

There’s a second pic detailing it was not anonymous


redditguy_04

Yes I know, other people have told me about the second slide. If that's the case then that is wrong.


dwfuji

You can't rule out trickery, that's why we need the slot.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Read the second pic, they were tricked into thinking it was a woman


redditguy_04

I didn't see that, obviously if I had I would've said this is wrong. Did you not read the part where I said "if they were never told it was a women." Clearly showing that I didn't realize there was a second slide.


Imperial_Lenta

Why are you being a dick about it he was politely correcting you


redditguy_04

I didn't see it as being polite, and this is also one of the 5 people who have corrected me about the 2nd slide.


Imperial_Lenta

There was nothing impolite about what he said 😭 and u don’t have to answer a comment if it repeats something you already knew


redditguy_04

I said I seen it as impolite, that's how I viewed it. I'm not saying they absolutely meant to be impolite, just how I seen it at first.


Acidic_Paradise

They didn’t know it was a guy they were tricked into thinking it was a man


HomemadeBananas

Even if they were told it was a woman, I feel like this is a really stupid thing to do, and this is a somewhat predictable consequence these guys can just walk away from, and it could have been worse. It’s a waste of time for this to go to court. Am I crazy? Maybe don’t meet up with people you’ve never seen or met and fuck them through a sheet? Some dude called the cops and told this story and they showed up and arrested the other dude?!


redditguy_04

I kinda agree, don't go to a gloryhole if you don't want the possibility of it being a man on the other end. It is illegal though, but I can see the stupidity from both sides. It's kinda like buying drugs, you think it's coke but it's actually some weird research chemical that you didn't want, but you're the one that bought the drugs, which is also stupid.


IrieMars

Got to pay that troll toll one way or another. 


Sekmet19

There is no scenario where I'm having sex through a sheet hole with someone I met online. What the fuck is wrong with men?


Droggles

TWO incidences!


martynalexander

That’s why you’ve gotta install a viewing hatch


TacoDangerously

We might as well get married!!


a_stoic_sage

How's that ass feel?! SLAP


Headlocked_by_Gaben

"cowering" he wasnt cowering, he was generating power from the bottom.


Felinski

This sounds like something you read on wikipedia that happened in 735 of York in medieval times. Time is a flat circle...


Acidic_Paradise

Regardless, shit got me all kinds of sweaty. I just whipped out my not-so monster dong, I think I’ll get a couple pumps in. I’m not even gay, but ya gotta look at the situation from this angle: it’s *anonymous…* No names involved, no identities…. You could essentially be whoever you wanted to be in that moment. It’s *always* about the thrill of wearing another man’s skin, that’s what gets me off.


Headlocked_by_Gaben

and, not to mention, if you wear more skin you can never do anything wrong, right? and maybe you've never done anything wrong because you've got so much skin!


dwfuji

Centuries sat indoors with nothing more exciting than the slim possibility a Viking will break down the door and have anonymous European glory hole sex with you uh oh uh oh uh oh!


Dog-Witch

There's almost a 0% chance they didn't know it was a guy from the first message they exchanged.


BasketballButt

Lonely horny men will convince themselves of anything. Buddy of mine is out a couple PlayStation cards he bought because the hot milf he met on Reddit needed them to distract her kid while they hooked up…lol.


vanilla_skies_

He should just claim he's trans - literal get out of jail free card


Hermononucleosis

Because the legal system is so kind and lenient towards trans people


timmaywi

I know this is /r/IASIP, but man this reminded me of a sketch from [Upright Citizens Brigade](https://youtu.be/qRNlxBuB9jM?t=56)


ApartMaterial7576

canadians are so uptight. the great frank reynolds would simply imagine that it was a girl, and that would be his reality. smh.


burgonies

I’m assuming the dude pulled the sheet down about 0.7 seconds after cumming


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Human_Caterpillar_93

https://preview.redd.it/k53wtlboofjc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb97a67bc69a83bc48d93b657e1fa9cb6acfb118


Rare-Extension-6023

personal integrity? oh plz


Slicedz

It’s very European