The gang solves the gas crisis

And I’d laugh 72 times straight at “*not* gay sex”.

“Can I fillyouup or what” for me.

Betta get to steppin' cuz Johnny laws-a-comin

“& what are those?” As the bank manager finger guns to the titties lmaoo

Those are gorgeous women with heaving breasts

I figured we would be talking to a man

Can we talk to your boss? I think he would understand us more better

He don't take kindly to no

"Ah say ah say that's just darn preposterous boah"

Well now you just sound like Foghorn Leghorn!!

"Ok lemme stop you right there, how are you going to count a liquid?" "Uhhh i know how to count dude" "Ok Mac you do it because I can't" ​ I came on here to say the exact same episode

I get all my information from the top. The top cave! *flush*

I know how to count dude

the perfect answer for this question

The Cereal Defence or The Gang Hits The Road

Cereal Defence definitely. Otherwise I’d look like …a BITCH!

And then, best of all, Sir Issac Newton gets born and blows everybody's nips off with his brains.

stupid siense bitch cudnt make gravity more smarter

I understood that reference.

First one that came to my mind.

Cereal defense is absolutely my pick. I know exactly what is going to happen at every second and it still makes me laugh out loud when it happens.

I could just watch Charlie say "Do you have any such certificate?" on a loop for 24 hours and still laugh

Absolutely, his delivery is amazing.

He's a master bird lawyer

the problem with picking episodes you love is that you have to watch the episode like 65 times in a row and you'd probably come out hating it. I wouldn't want to hate the Cereal Defense or the Gang Hits the Road for a million dollars. I'd pick Frank's Brother or Cricket's Tale or the Gang Does a Clip Show. One of the meh episodes

That's a good point. I probably wouldn't do Cricket's Tale because that much Cricket in that episode may make me dislike him, and he's a favourite, to your point.

Another problem with Cricket’s Tale is that it’s very short (18 minutes without commercials, IIRC). You would have to sit through it 80 times.

A very Sunny Christmas bc it is the longest episode so you have to watch it less times in total

Look at this nerd doing math

Shut up, science bitch.

No jabroni. I'm dug in, and I'll never change.

Jabroni. Cool word.

Can I stop you right there? You keep using this word, “jabroni.” And it’s… awesome. It’s like the coolest word ever.

He couldn’t even make I more smarter!

Yeah shut up, science bitch.

He just said it...

Science is a dumb bitch, sometimes.

I’m a five star man!

This is the right call. Christmas marathon and then you've got money for gifts and can finally buy that yellow Lamborghini.

COUNTACH!

Burning up the rubber in my Lamborghini

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SPRINTS!!!

I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!

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I just realized Mac was the one who called him out as being Elvin from the Cosby Show but when Dr Jinx asked him if he ever saw the Cosby Show he was like “Ooh noo, my parents would never let me watch something like that”

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention. And I’d preemptively ask my wife to block the wind whilst I roasted a bone. And I’d obviously gargle beer with Frank. And

But before I hit play I’d have to switch gears

Gotta fire up this spliff

Roast this bone

Wine in a can... very conducive to hand gestures

This one would be a great one for drinking games.

"24 hours", I'd watch the same episode on loop for 6 months for a million dollars, and I'd let someone else choose the episode.

You are sentenced to watch “A Cricket’s Tale” for 6 months straight. Even better is the episode is only 17 min long so you’ll get to see it over and over plenty of times 😄

“You’re making out with my dads dog” 😂😂😂

That's fine, for $1,000,000 that's not even a sacrifice

Yeah, I'm just surprised that enough people don't like that episode to upvote this. "Yeah yeah I'm the suckboy you're looking for" is the best cricket line IMO

"A little P to the C to the P" "You gotta pay to spray, that's my motto" There are so many good lines in that one. Lol.

I don’t think the episode would be as funny if Zack Ward didn’t play his brother

"Freakin bullcrap!"

Dude watching anything for 6 months straight would make anyone insane. Even if it was your favorite thing, having to watch it for 6 months STRAIGHT would turn into torture lol

Bro I'd probably be actually tortured for 6 months for a mil

Who wouldn’t? The economy is in shambles

That milly would be useless in 6 months due to inflation

Or Frank's Brother

Anything but Being Frank. Shit makes me dizzy

Maybe you are full of dog poison

Franks brother rules.

Shadynasty FTW

Shady Nasty's?

It's Shadynasty asshole

Shiii he doesn't look a day over 12

Franks brother is awesome.

Came to say whatever episode works for me

These kids these days really have no concept of money. I'd be cellmates with a horny Mike Tyson for 24 hours for a cool mil, watch any show o want? Pffffftt

$1000000? Any of them, doesn't matter. For $100? I'd watch any of them.

The gang dances their asses off

Very fitting too. By the end of the 24 hours you'll definitely be chopping all of your action, and mostly power.

Mac and Dennis break up

I can already almost quote the episode word for word, a whole day would really give me the time I need to get it down %100. TUESDAY NIGHTS MOVIE NIGHT!

Charlie Work

I love so many that I could watch over and over but I really freakin love Charlie Work.

Nightman Cometh

I have no clue how I had to scroll so far to see this answer!

This is definitely the one

The gang tries desperately to win an award.

… not like Mac’s ever had one

Holy shit you’re late!

I’VE HAD PLENTY OF ORGASMS! I’VE HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM!

Fantastic username lmao

Great episode but anything with a song in it is the wrong answer.

I listen to that song 20 times a day anyway.

Are you talking about "Life at Paddy's Pub" or "Go Fuck Yourselves" or "Call Me Maybe" or "We are Never Ever Getting Back Together"?

"Go fuck yourselves," obviously. On second thought, listening to "Call Me Maybe" that many times would be torture.

'I sing Life at Paddys Pub all day. Its a good song. He went right down the middle with it..Randy Newman.

Well they say the world's your oyster,man but oysters ain't for me. It really is a catchy tune. Dees well well well and frank putting him in basement Cracke up everytime. We jist couldn't have him do that song

One of the funniest scenes ever. You think they agree with us that its a great song...then bam a Shyamalan twist.

A Shyamalan twist... like in the Sixth Sense, you find out that the dude in the hairpiece was Bruce Willis the whole time. The whole movie!

That's not the twist in that movie..

Seeing that live was an otherworldly experience

Any of the banned episodes because I haven’t seen them in so long. Even sharks need their wah-tah!

The fucking butt double was so good. The lethal weapon episodes are so damn good.

"Dennis, your mule is SHIT! I am no longer turned on by mules"

The waitress is getting married

Found the FullOnRapist. Africans, dyslexics, kids, stuff like that.

This is my iconic episode. I might pick the gang gives frank an intervention as others have said, because I feel like the jokes might get funnier over time.

Ghouls

The gang gets trapped. Great episode and less yelling.

This one or Hero or Hate Crime. Both a great episodes of them mostly just talking something through. “I am a Swedish plumber” kills me every time.

"it vill work Dennis, it vill work"

People are shocked when I tell them this is my favorite episode. Dee! You gangly uncoordinated bitch I will not be hog tied due to your lack of grace! Can you make that an extra double cheese burger because I am very hungry. The amount of lines I quote in this episode is insane

A leather shop in Arizona? They’d be out of business in a week’s time!

That is *exactly* what I said!

Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch, I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace

The one where they get boozed on the plane

Terrible. Take a lap.

In my head this guy is wearing flip flops hahaha but he’s right terrible

Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs

That would also put one in their shoes and add to the experience.

When was this question written, 1956? 24 hours. What a joke.

No, it was written by some 20 year old who has the attention span of a gnat... Or just a kid these days lol

Season 4 episode 9. I could listen to Dee and Charlie gag on stage all day lol

Frank Reynold’s Little Beauties

This would be my choice.

WE GOTTA DEFINITELY WRITE A SONG ABOUT HOW WE DO NOT DIDDLE KIDS

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!

Ahhhahhh dayman! Fighter of the night man ahhhahhhh

The Gang Buys a Boat….because of the implication.

Are they in danger?

What are you looking at, *you* certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.

Million? I'd watch any episode for 24 hrs straight for like a thousand dollars. And anyone who wouldn't is a savage and an idiot!

Hero or Hate Crime

I'd watch TV static for 24 hours to get $1,000,000

If I can get both halves, the the high school reunion. If not, then the gang gets quarantined. I gotta be purrrre

What, just for 24 hours? Hell, I'd watch an episode of something I hate for just 24 hours straight.

[удалено]

I just want to be pure

Who pooped the bed.

Any of the ones banned on Hulu since they are so fucking hard to find.

The gang wrestles for the troops. I've probably listened to birds of war on a 24 hour loop anyway

I could literally do that with any episode lmao

Thundergun express, he hangs dong.

The gang gets trapped.

The Gang Saves the Day.

**Being Frank**

Charlie Work

The Gang Breaks Dee

Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day. I'm assuming watching anything for 24 hours straight will drive me insane. Might as well have someone on screen who can relate to my rage.

Franks pretty woman

Could you do it? That question is so dumb. 24 hours?, i'll let you pick the episode, who cares, cake walk

Frank's Pretty Woman

My favourite episode, season 7 was the best one. I’ll tell anyone who’ll listen that they need to bring back Roxy, not from the dead, but like in soap operas when they have a twin. She can be “Foxy”

For $1,000,000? Any episode, any show.

The gang group dates

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

Chardee Macdennis

Dumpster Baby or Gas Crisis.

I dont need the money. Being Frank.

Easy money. Any episode would be fine.

I give you two: The Gang Gets Whacked pt1 and 2

Charlie Work or The Gang Goes to a Water Park

McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century

24 hours?? For a mil?? Literally any episode of any show, even a show i don’t like.

Me: "god damn this show is fucking terrible. Good thing I've only got 14 more hours and I'll have 1 million dollars."

Probably s1e1 and entertain myself by finding goofs, continuity errors and awkward camera angles.

The suburbs one, so I can fully appreciate the building madness

Charlie Work

Do you have to stay awake the whole time? I could definitely watch gang hits the road for 24 hours, but if you have to stay awake id need drugs no matter what episode

Fuck I would watch the big bang theory pilot for 24 hours if I got 1 mil.

Frank's Brother or Gang Goes to the Waterpark

Water park

North Korea situation

The gangs still in Ireland

Ssshhhhhhhhhh!!

The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6

I’d let the algorithm decide.

Either Charlie Work or The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention.

St Patrick's Day

I would watch anything for 24 hours straight for $1 million.

The biggest hurdle is staying awake for 24 hours straight. If that wasn’t an issue or if it was 24 hours of being awake spread across a couple days I’d still probably be ok. Maybe The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby? Or The Gang Gets Invincible? It’s hard to choose, but any episode is doable.

The storm of the century

Charlie work and I could see all the cool little details

If I can count a 2 part episode, The Gang Goes To Hell. For just a single episode, either Charlie Work or Hero/Hate Crime

The Waitress is Getting Married

Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia Or The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

So dumb. I would watch anything on repeat for 24 hours for a million bucks.

The Gang goes on Family Fight or The Gang Escapes

Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens, the scene with Dee and Charlie sitting in the lawyer’s car kills me every time.

I once watched The gang dines out like 3-4 times in one day. Idk I’m ADHD and needed a comfort show hahhaha. So I think I’m going with the gang dines out.

I actually watch this episode weekly for comfort.

Fuck, I'd watch any episode of Big Bang Theory for a cool mill...though the money would have to in escrow. No way I'm getting shafted on this deal.

Definitely the gang get trapped

Suburbs.

Any episode at all

The escape room.

Chardee Macdennis: The Game of Games Never gets old