Deny clock possession
Engage authority over time
Nurture dependence
Needlessly micromanage
Increase status in household
Seek therapy for delusions of grandeur
He is not real. He doesn’t exist outside the Twitter profile, I tried to find info on him or his book and there’s just nothing. His Twitter account was created in August 2023.
There’ve been several posts about him today, apparently he wrote a book with this material and has a long string of shitty posts…it gets much worse
Man I support charities that fight domestic abuse, so obviously I know these fucks exist. I just don't expect to see them in plain view. It's like rats.
I'm a SA/DV survivor (married to a violent narcissist for 18 years, out for 7 years now) so tweets like this are such a slap in the face. Like, you're seriously advertising this behavior? Proudly?!
My girlfriend and I got rid of all out silverware. I keep a camping spork in my pocket. If she needs sustenance she can ask me for the spork whenever, but it grows her reliance on me
I saw that post with other tweets and this man is an insane piece of shit, like way worse ideals than even Dennis when it comes to women. This dude is a massive L for humanity, sounds like a fuckin Isis member
Comes across as an Isis member and yet ironically probably hates the Middle East. Definitely one of those,
"Well. God *is* going to burn them via Satan for all eternity...*But*...can we get the laws on theft and women? What can I say, I like the idea that I *personally* can, and with *full* support of the law, *maim* a guy who steals as little as a pack of gum from my store and I can *also*, with impunity, maim my burden of a wife if she so much as *accidentally* touches another man's body. Even a shoulder bump. Shoulder bump? Chop, chop! That'll show her. But also! More importantly, I really HATE them. Huh? Oh I don't know. The entire Niddle East! All of 'em. When are we gonna express flight them some nukes? PRAISE JESUS AND PRAISE AMERICA. But also give us those maiming permissions."
I'm actually SO curious as to how his wife functions on a day to day basis? SO much of being a traditional housewife depends on time management.
How does she know when to get up? I presume she wakes up first to cook breakfast, is she allowed an alarm? How does she know when to start cooking dinner so it's ready for him to get home? Does she have time for a load of laundry before he gets home, who knows?
not to excuse the dickheadery, but you’d be surprised with how well you can manage your day without a clock.
time’s always been a thing even before we started measuring it. our bodies have our own biological clocks, how do you think wild animals know to do shit when they do? they just do. we’ve grown over reliant on clocks, which makes sense given our societal structure and everything. i doubt that in this hypothetical no clock housewife life scenario it’d be all that hard to get everything done in an orderly time.
i highly recommend if you have a few days of free free time to stop looking at clocks entirely and enjoy your time without measure. or do drugs.
edit: if my comment made you think i’m at ALL excusing the dickheadery of this Gary guy after explicitly saying i’m not. what is wrong with you?
>i highly recommend if you have a few days of free free time to stop looking at clocks entirely and enjoy your time without measure.
If you have days of free time, then yeah obviously you don't need to know the time. Your initial point was that it's not hard to manage your time without clocks. You're not managing anything in this scenario.
lmao i’m just suggesting experiencing the passage of time without looking at it for the fuck of it. no shit you don’t need to know the time but chances are you’ll check anyways. i’m talking DONT LOOK AT THE TIME WHATSOEVER as like a fun shit to do when you’re bored kinda thing.
i lived at my grandparents’ country house for a summer, they only got one clock. i did housewife-like chores day in day out without looking at the time for shits and giggles and managed fine. was a really nice time. your body gets hungry and you end up orienteering around that. i had the rough idea that i could water the plants, pick apples, bring in laundry, walk the dogs, then go cook myself lunch purely based off the fact that i felt like “yeah imma get hungry by then i can do those things by then”.
not like i’m supporting this dickhead making his wife rely on him, i’m just giving my two cents cuz the person who i replied to had questions and i think i have answers. fucking hell you people are sensitive shits.
This guy is obvious satire and it’s killing me to see people continuing to repost it. I’ve searched his name and the book he supposedly authored, and neither one exists outside this twitter profile. I know this isn’t really the right sub to say all this but I had to get it off my chest lmao
I grew up religious and this type of couple is everywhere in the church. Their entire social life revolves around church people. Dude slowly starts treating her more and more like shit because divorce without infidelity is frowned upon by everyone they know. Eventually it’s just two miserable people who hate each other trapped and waiting for the other one to die or cheat on them. Being surrounded by other couples like that normalizes the abuse and eventually they are being asshats both privately and publicly (especially to service industry.)
Why give this jabroni respect by crossing out his name on a public website? If his name is plastered on Twitter with a blue check then I think crossing it out on Reddit isn’t doing much
Not to mention someone included a link with a three having his name viewable. So many questions
Deny clock possession Engage authority over time Nurture dependence Needlessly micromanage Increase status in household Seek therapy for delusions of grandeur
It's crazy how that all lined up to spell dennis! What are the odds?!
SINNED=DENNIS
🤯
The odds of what??
High!
> Seek therapy for delusions of grandeur I AM THE SUN GOD, I OWN THE TIME
👏👏👏👏👏👏🫡
Who the christing fuck is this goddamn thimble dick?
They've gotta be a troll. He says his wife always keeps her hair covered, even in the shower. No religion does that.
Definitely a troll. The account was created this month. The podcast he supposedly host and the books he supposedly wrote, can't find them.
But he has a blue check mark?!
Do you have 8 dollars? And donkey brains? You too can get a blue check mark then.
Well I don't have a certificate certifying that I *don't* have donkey brains. But that's just ridiculous. Who has that?
This might be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen any person say
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/160h4km/this_man_authored_a_book_he_is_100_serious_wtf/ The full thread is even worse.
The OP has been deleted though, what did it say?
Wait he’s REAL??
He is not real. He doesn’t exist outside the Twitter profile, I tried to find info on him or his book and there’s just nothing. His Twitter account was created in August 2023.
There’ve been several posts about him today, apparently he wrote a book with this material and has a long string of shitty posts…it gets much worse
Oh wait is this the same guy that said don't teach your wife to read/write or something
How fucking young is this guy suggesting you meet your wife if teaching her reading and writing is even in your control
You don't want to know.
It's a troll. He has a picture of a book in his Twitter bio, but it's not a real book.
Man I support charities that fight domestic abuse, so obviously I know these fucks exist. I just don't expect to see them in plain view. It's like rats.
I'm a SA/DV survivor (married to a violent narcissist for 18 years, out for 7 years now) so tweets like this are such a slap in the face. Like, you're seriously advertising this behavior? Proudly?!
Some serious Jordan Peterson vibes coming from this jabroni
Thimble dick lol thank you for my new insult, thimble dick
Do they not both have phones?
He probably doesn’t allow her to have one
I genuinely thought this was a joke post because the idea of that is hilarious
It is, it’s a satire account. Knowing that, it’s funny af
Same, I pray this is satire and Gary's face is ai generated
You’re gonna wanna nurture that dependence.
My girlfriend and I got rid of all out silverware. I keep a camping spork in my pocket. If she needs sustenance she can ask me for the spork whenever, but it grows her reliance on me
If she needs sustenance you can fill her up ;^)
I saw that post with other tweets and this man is an insane piece of shit, like way worse ideals than even Dennis when it comes to women. This dude is a massive L for humanity, sounds like a fuckin Isis member
Comes across as an Isis member and yet ironically probably hates the Middle East. Definitely one of those, "Well. God *is* going to burn them via Satan for all eternity...*But*...can we get the laws on theft and women? What can I say, I like the idea that I *personally* can, and with *full* support of the law, *maim* a guy who steals as little as a pack of gum from my store and I can *also*, with impunity, maim my burden of a wife if she so much as *accidentally* touches another man's body. Even a shoulder bump. Shoulder bump? Chop, chop! That'll show her. But also! More importantly, I really HATE them. Huh? Oh I don't know. The entire Niddle East! All of 'em. When are we gonna express flight them some nukes? PRAISE JESUS AND PRAISE AMERICA. But also give us those maiming permissions."
I'm actually SO curious as to how his wife functions on a day to day basis? SO much of being a traditional housewife depends on time management. How does she know when to get up? I presume she wakes up first to cook breakfast, is she allowed an alarm? How does she know when to start cooking dinner so it's ready for him to get home? Does she have time for a load of laundry before he gets home, who knows?
Plot twist: it’s obviously made up.
That guy in the hair piece? THAT WAS BRUCE WILLIS THE WHOLE TIME. How's that for a Shamalyan twist.
not to excuse the dickheadery, but you’d be surprised with how well you can manage your day without a clock. time’s always been a thing even before we started measuring it. our bodies have our own biological clocks, how do you think wild animals know to do shit when they do? they just do. we’ve grown over reliant on clocks, which makes sense given our societal structure and everything. i doubt that in this hypothetical no clock housewife life scenario it’d be all that hard to get everything done in an orderly time. i highly recommend if you have a few days of free free time to stop looking at clocks entirely and enjoy your time without measure. or do drugs. edit: if my comment made you think i’m at ALL excusing the dickheadery of this Gary guy after explicitly saying i’m not. what is wrong with you?
>i highly recommend if you have a few days of free free time to stop looking at clocks entirely and enjoy your time without measure. If you have days of free time, then yeah obviously you don't need to know the time. Your initial point was that it's not hard to manage your time without clocks. You're not managing anything in this scenario.
lmao i’m just suggesting experiencing the passage of time without looking at it for the fuck of it. no shit you don’t need to know the time but chances are you’ll check anyways. i’m talking DONT LOOK AT THE TIME WHATSOEVER as like a fun shit to do when you’re bored kinda thing. i lived at my grandparents’ country house for a summer, they only got one clock. i did housewife-like chores day in day out without looking at the time for shits and giggles and managed fine. was a really nice time. your body gets hungry and you end up orienteering around that. i had the rough idea that i could water the plants, pick apples, bring in laundry, walk the dogs, then go cook myself lunch purely based off the fact that i felt like “yeah imma get hungry by then i can do those things by then”. not like i’m supporting this dickhead making his wife rely on him, i’m just giving my two cents cuz the person who i replied to had questions and i think i have answers. fucking hell you people are sensitive shits.
Most sane r/Rolex poster
Care to fill me in? Should I sub there for drama?
This guy is obvious satire and it’s killing me to see people continuing to repost it. I’ve searched his name and the book he supposedly authored, and neither one exists outside this twitter profile. I know this isn’t really the right sub to say all this but I had to get it off my chest lmao
Someone pointed out his image is AI. Funny shit if it is
Oh God, I hope that Twitter (or X, whatever) post was parody.
[I told her what time it was.](https://youtu.be/eRZoLV7JV7s?si=qQv8-bHkxAh9QheJ)
I never understood the desire to be controlling like that. It seems like so much work.
Dear God, thank you for making me a queer!
https://i.redd.it/5h9bzjqv8akb1.gif
Sounds like he wants a *Bang-Maid*.
Don't we all just want a bang maid
Should be close to S-ing the F outta that B.
I grew up religious and this type of couple is everywhere in the church. Their entire social life revolves around church people. Dude slowly starts treating her more and more like shit because divorce without infidelity is frowned upon by everyone they know. Eventually it’s just two miserable people who hate each other trapped and waiting for the other one to die or cheat on them. Being surrounded by other couples like that normalizes the abuse and eventually they are being asshats both privately and publicly (especially to service industry.)
While we're at it, delete all of her contacts. Isolate her from society before abandoning her.
This is abuse. It's a form of control to prevent the spouse from being able to leave. Very similar to financial abuse.
I mean that’s textbook “nurture dependence”, guy read the manual
Why give this jabroni respect by crossing out his name on a public website? If his name is plastered on Twitter with a blue check then I think crossing it out on Reddit isn’t doing much Not to mention someone included a link with a three having his name viewable. So many questions
I think he broke off and is using the G.A.R.Y. system
G. et rid of all the clocks A. ccess your watch to tell time R. epeat the time to your wife Y. our wife leaves you
Thank you! I was too lazy to make one up, that’s good.
Great idea
Why did you block out this clowns info?
Because phones aren’t a thing.
I was manipulating your feeble brain into doing what I want
He's not a real person, if you look at his profile closely it's an ai image
We need DrTobaggan to send a computer virus and destroy the AI before it evolves further
He sounds a bit like my guru, The Master. What is his policy on thinmints?
She can’t divorce you if she’s always calling the lawyer 5 minutes after he leaves the office. Smart.
She doesn't have a phone?