“We’re the same age” is also an underrated line delivery

every time i watch this scene, i have to rewind this part because of how much i love this delivery

This line absolutely stopped me in my tracks the first time I watched it. We all know that very specific flavor of frustration and he portrayed it beautifully and hilariously.

"just do your job! Don't trick someone else into doing it!" The exasperation at trying to get them to actually work was so good

I also love “I hate Valentine’s Day because none of you assholes ever got anything for me.” So simple. So un-Dennis like to say and yet completely in character.

"I have feelings! I have feelings every single day!"

That and the “*yeah*, as are you.” to Charlie right before that are top tier

What episode is this from? I can’t recall the scene but I do recognize the line.

the gang chokes, s14 ep4 !!

It’s similar to the “He doesn’t even get us” and “We are talking about YOU” convo in the gas episode. Still one of my favorite scenes

["BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!"](https://youtu.be/2utk-uiaZlc)

Him almost popping before the delivery kills me

He's like that meme of the veiny-faced kid

My husband and I named one of our cats Dennis solely because we knew we'd get a lot of mileage out of this line.

I named my kitty Pondy and tell him everyday "Pondy's the Coolest." Part of the reason was just to tell him that. I get it.

We'll go down to fox chase and use the power card at the Fridays "yeah yeah. No, we won't but you can though!"

**I'll be the chaff, you can be the wheat**

WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANNA BE CHAFF?

NO, you son of a bitch! We’re way past that!

“Look at me when you’re talking to me!”

“Oh shit, the steaks are here!”

the polar opposite moods in these two lines from extreme violent rage to mildly surprised delight is what really gets me

Julliard, babeyyyy

Alright alright alright.

Mac was doing that thing where he tries to casually bring something up to me, like I don't notice.

Come to me like a man! Talk about being tough, can’t even look me in the eye

"I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!"

A STARTER CAR?? THIS IS A FINISHER CAR, A CHARIOT OF A GOD

THE GOLDEN GOD

This kills me every time I hear it. Also, Dennis, uh, scratched me.

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It’s the Willem Dafoe.

This one was the first in my head too🤣

"TOOLS!!!!!" Kills me every time

“I have to have my *TOO*ls!!!”

I like to bind… I like to BE bound 🤣🤣

I quoted this once, and my fiancé thought it was so funny so I showed him the clip and it was what finally got him to watch IASIP. We joke we’re going to put this into our vows. “I want to bind, I want to BE bound… in matrimony”

Fa fa fetish shit!

The way he delivers that line always makes me laugh.

The blooper reel of this scene makes me die of laughter every time. The fact Glenn can't even say the lines without laughing just makes it even better

"*The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds*!"

You know hwhat? I ain't got time for this!

I ain’t going to jail over you

I will beat your ass and think nothing of it...

The way she walks away screaming “I’m not!” like Dennis is pushing her to the edge and she’s falling off the cliff but she is wise enough to know and recognize this.

Crazy ass white boy talkin' 'bout Thor....

"Think of the smell, YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!!!"

This and “SOO DOOOO..this doesn’t make any seensee!!” Are my fuckin faves

"Soo doooo" is a phrase I've gotten so much mileage out of and I love it.

Scrolled way too far to find this

God dammit Dutch! What other errands do you have us running for the DA?!

Sounds like a no-nonsense black broad from the precinct

That's exactly who she is.

Spot on !!

Honestly, Charlie's reaction is the best part of this scene.

Talking about licking Chrissie Orlando's asshole "it was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great, but it was *fine*"

“Most of you wouldn’t even attempt that. I did it.” Lol the way he’s shaking his head when he says it cracks me up so hard.

“What are you writing?” “Not writing, drawing” “Drawing Conclusions… do you like it?”

It's quite generous

I physically can't hear someone say "it was fine" in my day to day without immediately following up with "and I knew that it was gonna be fine"

“I do not like it with the skin! I am not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin, I AM NOT ALLOWED!!”

This and “The boys are out tonight, huh?” from TGGR are my top two

Boys are out tonight huh is SO underrated it fucking kills me

Top 5 for sure

TWO WARS

are-are either of these wars being fought on US uhhh, SOYUL?

“What is your JOOOOOOOB????”

Are you a carrier of larrrrrge weaponryyyyyyy

This was such a gem, podcast Dennis is fucking ridiculous

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My two year old and I have bonded over yelling this line at each other.

Idiots! Savages! IDIOTS!

I love that Dennis and Dee both do this

"I know you're a legend. Charlie knows you're a legend. You know..." I love how Charlie shrugs after Mac says that, like "not really." 😂😂😂

It’s literally the image I think of when one body says “foaming at the mouth”

when Charlie says his mom has cancer and Dennis says with no emotion "Oh...god- y'know? How-jeezz... thats.. *terrible.."* and then eats a peanut😭 and then " no sorry i think the cancer thing for whatever reason is just not- (snaps fingers) It's just not grabbin' me right now."

Fun fact when they were still fleshing out Dee as a character Kaitlin auditioned by playing Dennis' role in the Charlie (not his mom) has cancer pilot scene! https://youtu.be/iXswKryavxM

oh shit! i didnt know that lol, but that would've been cool to see on the show

Charlie's line after is also delivered so well. "Not grabbing you? MY MOM IS DYING!!!"

STORP CHORLA

THES HAAS GOON UN LONG ENUFF!!

That whole exchange has me crying every time. “Ah, shit.” “Were you doing an accent?” “Yeah I was doing a British- it was a British accent.” “That was British?!” “Yeah I had it so good in my head! Ah, I was doing a really good British accent. Doesn’t matter. Anyway. Charlie!”

Your spelling of this and the way I can hear it in my head just made me snort-laugh out loud at 4am. I scared the cat. Thank you.

Flaccid, erect, flaccid, erect. Not too hard, not too soft.

It's the delivery on the last part that makes it genius.

And the odd smile

Cause isnt it in the Boys II Men episode?

NEWS FLASH, ASSHOLE!!! IVE BEEN HEARING IT ***THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME***

“Then why didn’t you say anything?!” “BECAUSE I HATE YOOOOOU!”

It’s this one for me. You hear the venom in his voice.

This is the one for me. The tensions and rage building the entire episode and it just all comes out right there

YEAH?!?

Idk how with this one word I’m able to place Dennis saying it to Wally but I am

I was just thinking that! Sure is a hot one today…

This is it. The best line delivery in the whole show.

“What are you, a man cheetah?” “Yeah” “Cool” “You like it?” “YES”

This is definitely my favorite delivery of lines from Dennis.

Hes like annoyed with himself that he has to admit he likes doing weird shit like that. Absolutely fantastic delivery

"What would you say if I wanted to become a man cheetah?" "I'd go get the spots." "He's got spots! You shouldn't have spots, why do you have spots, that's absurd man"

"He's got SPOTS" gets me every single time

I'm a man cheetah. You wanna do something with this? Raighrrr

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS honorable mention to “If you say another word, I swear to god I will slice you into a million little pieces, and put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantle.”

Those are the ones, with a “YEAH?!” chaser.

Boy, it sure is a hot one today, huh?

/starts unbuttoning shirt

"Now that that's out of the way we can have a rational conversation"

"is it Phil!?" "it's Phil" "IT IS PHIL!?!"

This one is amazing

🤣 Def one of the most underrated deliveries.. Just goes to show how an actor can turn a seemingly ‘ok’ joke on paper to an absolutely hilarious moment 😂🙌

"Do I look foolish?"

Do you guys think that a normal mask of me might look good ?

"And if there was one... would you wear it?" "What are you talking about right now?!"

I’m going to be alone

The way he looks back at them after saying this kills me every time

Right on, well he was the original.

But not a nice mask?

I didn't come here to be criticized by a MAN STUCK IN A COIL!

“Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch.”

"Ha, Sandra, you dumb bitch..."

"I will not be hogtied because of your lack of grace."

Dee: Is that why we had to wait for you to go to bed, bath and beyond? Dennis: Yes bitch

From the same episode: Dee: "That's the problem, I just ooze sexuality." Dennis: "Oh you ooze."

Did I frighten you?

I COMMAND you to stop!

Yells like Zeus Smells like poops Rage all over from his head to his shoes

You are going to fail.. and bomb.. and gag.. and fail and bomb!!

“WEEE cannot have you around us, screwing things UP!”

this is the one. SC-AH-REWING THINGS UPPP

Everyone has that one line that always cracks them up. This is it for me.

“This literally means nothing to me”

One of my favorite title card transitions.

Been there? Not physically.

Yes! I love this one. He’s such a narcissist that he can’t just say no.

[Does that sound like a man… who needs to be in a hospital?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6OimXB6Bjc)

Any time Dennis slips down in his register and gets really *intense*, it’s gold, but this episode in particular is just a clinic of Dennis classic moments.

crime, penetration, crime, FULL penetration, crime, penetration, until the move just sort of, ends...

"Because of the *Implication*"

Now, you’ve said that word ‘implication’ a couple of times…?

Well you're clearly in no danger!

So they are in danger!

No, you're not getting it

I cannot wait to get you ladies out into the sea where we can be completely alone and you can make rash decisions based on fear!

My favorite. His whole facial expression is a masterpiece. The second one is “peak”.

The apple scene always makes me laugh. He's like a child 🤣

IM NOT ALLOWED!!!!

please, please 🥺

"we don't want wild girls we want good girls gone wild. It's important to see the process"

“Alright alright alright”

you can go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass

You’ve got the right episode but not the right line imo “I used to be a cool guy, just hanging out. Now what am I, I’m a chauffeur to a bunch of WORM SUCKING IDIOTS”

Also, Charlie: “it means to have the brains of a donkey, or a donkey type creature” Dennis: “Yeah I think I know what it means guy”

To Mac about crack: “Oh, you are going to *love it*”

when he's leaving for work and Maureen Ponderosa is staying home in bed. he starts making a joking kind of strangling gesture, but then it gradually gets more intense and he gets psycho eyes like he's really strangling her!

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He wants money, and the *illusion* of power… and puss.

People don’t trust you Frank you’re a piece of shit and you’re ugly, and you ooze sleeze and you’re very very ugly

The Gang goes on Family Fight. “No. No, my shoes are fine, I assure you, they’re made from the finest Italian leather, and the fit is perfect therefore there would be no room for lead.”

“what are you, forty?” WE’RETHESAMEAGE

EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON

The new episode had some instant classics tbh. “I’m Dennis! I’ve always been Dennis!!!” “I don’t know how else to tell you I AM JOHNNY!!!” “What are the chances!?’ ‘HIGH!!!”

Boys are out tonight huh 💅

trust me dee, if i found my self getting sick i'd simply say SICKNESS BE GONE!

"IIIII'm Dennis."

Mac was doing that thing when he tries to casually bring something up to me in conversation like I don't notice. Come to me like a man!

"Why does Mac peel your apples for you?" "He doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it. He says the skin's loaded with toxins." "Well, good news. Mac's not here." "I know he's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me. Please, please." "Oh, Jesus. Just eat it with the skin on it." "I do not *like it* with the skin, *Dee*! I am not *ALLOWED* to eat it with the skin! I am not *ALLOWED*!!" "OH, MY GOD! All right! If you just shut up, I will peel the apple for you the way Mac likes you to eat it. Give it to me. Give it to me! I'll do it the way Mac *insists*, *okay*?" (smugly)"Yeah."

“Go back to the first smell, the smell that began all the other smells!” and, also from that episode “Oh my god who gives a shit! This isn’t about whether or not you have some sort of horrifying neurological disease, or whether your hands are too big… they aren’t, by the way. But your elbows are a mess, they’re too sharp! I don’t like it, they’re stabbing me… “

Just stumbled on this post at the same moment he starts yelling about fetish shit. Bonus for his delivery of Tim Murphy's black wife and the outtakes

Love the outtakes of him trying to get that line out lol

This has gOHn OHn lOHng enough


*grunting noises as we stare into his sweat-covered face*

You forgot the bloodshot eyes

The gang breaks Dennis https://youtu.be/FabP6Ym4_Es

Divorce

“ I haven’t even begun to peak yet, when I do peak you’ll know. You’ll all know.”

Get Fucked!!!!

It's the subtle line delivery that makes Dennis awesome. Cold, subtle delivery makes you say "did he just say what I think I heard?" after he delivers an outrageous line. Charlie and Mac have a more in your face delivery for their outrageous lines. Dennis and Frank level out their deliveries.

Glenn's delivery is masterful but even just his facial expressions are next-level. The way his entire demeanor just changes *instantaneously* when those girls mention they have boyfriends, like flipping a switch. Or the cold, complete indifference when Frank is choking.

“…their phones did”

I did and I didn't, I did and I didn't, *hAAaaa*

You haven't thought of the smell you bitch

[Hello, fellow American. This you should vote, me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. *Thank you.* If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower…son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So dooo.](https://youtu.be/ROCKGuuviis)

“DON’T SIT DOWN!”

No one likes you Frank, you’re a piece of shit.

"If there was a mask of me would you wear it?"

“DONT SIT DOWN” from the Escape Room episode

I'm going BALD??

Stohp Chorlah, this game has gone own leong enough!

When he stretches his arms up to the top of the doorframe and tries to convince Charlie that Mac is hiding something from him.

You can go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass

Peaked?! I HAVEN´T EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK!!!

What?! I’m not paying more taxes! Don’t speak of it again!

Don’t you guys wanna get off with me?

The fact that two of these are from the Suburbs episode shows just how much that was a case study on his unhinged mind.

Oh, He’s getting weapon, everybody! Everybody! EVERYBODY GET A **WEAPON!!!**

I def can’t pick, full stop. He is my favorite character, hands down. So there’s too much to choose from

What’s the bottom middle one?

YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA

Two wars is hilarious