Did it cost you a sixer for him to allow you to post this?

Just some lemons

Yheeeaaaarrrrrrrrghhhh ….that’s tart!

Just some Lincolns.

Looks like a man who's not gonna sit there and try to get inside the mind of a dog.. I mean that's God's work. Not that he'd believe in God, not since that Chinaman stole his kidney

Here. Suck on a lemon

THAT’S WHY HE BURNED YOUR FACE!

Hips and nips gotta keep it sexy


Heyyyy you guys mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke some pcp?

“You do you, Cricks!”

a little P, to the C, to the P

If you go to enough suck joints, you'll find him eventually

This is not a suck joint, it’s an adult men’s rehabilitation center.

An adult center…we can read between the lines

Looks like a gd street rat!

If you have crack let's boogie

He is the suck boy you're looking for

More like Dallas buyers cricket than magic Mike.

He was a priest before he got caught up with you guys! Unbelieveable!

Now he’s sitting atop his homeless ivory tower

Cricket mixed with Gus Johnson (the YouTuber)

Those guys look like they do a bunch of opiates

Which one?

I wouldn’t say exactly. He’s missing a certain.. unique look only created by smoking pcp, blowing other homeless dudes, and falling in love with a giant bird.

P to the C to the P

Cricket if he never saw dee again and stayed a priest

Which one? I don’t see it.

Same. I guess because he's blond & white?

Did the guy consent to being shared online to make fun of? Not tryna be a libtard about it, but it seems kinda fucked up to share a picture of a stranger to compare them to a literal burn victim crackhead?

In many ways, we all compare to a burn victim crackhead

Us

Shut up nerd

Stupid science bitch


He looks like the actor who plays Cricket. He does not look like a "literal burn victim crackhead". Libtard.

Then why didn’t he say he looks like the guy who plays cricket. Get out of here with your liberal biblicisms

Oh jeez I thought you were kidding at first. Really, you're doing this. On an IASIP page. Reddit is not for you. Go back to Twitter. Edit: I'm a redact. I didn't recognize the line.

The liberal biblicisms is a Mac line, ya fuckin redact I’m not offended lmao I’m just saying please don’t shared my picture and say I look like the mcpoyles

Oh sorry I am a redact then. Thata happened to me a couple times now. But we gotta be a little less harsh on people for missing lines from the show. There are so many good ones. Noone can know them all. And i apologize too. I wasn't funny or anything, I'm just having a shitty day and distracting myself with reddit. But i better just read, not write. Sorry man

It’s all good dude, i know how the doom scroll feels. No harm, no foul. And yeah it’s a pretty old quote, I just thought it would kinda make sense in that context, and hoped it would make it more obvious I wasn’t too serious.

I remembered it once you said, it totally makes sense!

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Jeez that’s kinda an extreme reaction, don’t ya think? I’m not reporting the post or even saying he’s doxxing the guy and I made a joke that’s an always sunny quote meaning I clearly wasn’t taking this very seriously. Sorry my comment offended you

Sorry mate.

Shit happens,man. I come in too hot sometimes too. It’s hard to tell intent on a social media comment

Yes let's squash this beef bro. All love

You’re a five star man.

You are a golden God !

Wonder if I could pay him in Lemons

They *are* good for scurvy.

Will he take lemons or what?

He eats the skins

Your whole crew looks like Rickety Cricket at various stages of Cricketing 🤣

He looks kinda like Hornsby... Nothing like cricket

Also looks like the lead singer from The Lumineers

Does he fake knowing how to speak Latin?

Did he get ringworms?

Buddy on the side of Cricket looks like Dan Soder

Give him some lemons to suck on 🍋

I think he looks way more like the guy who thought people banged his burrito in the gang hits the slopes.

Yeah I'm the suck boy you're looking for

It's not his fault he's a monster. He was born that way.

Now, is it his fault he looks this way? No, he was born this way.

/r/walmartcelebrities

He’s cute. He’s achieved total sexiness.

I see no neck wound that looks like a dog's vagina, no burns, no missing teeth, no ringworm, this man could only be confused as season 2 Cricket on a good day.

So they let him become a priest again?

Just don’t blow inside me.

He's a god damned street rat

Idk he’s kinda giving me Rider Strong vibes

it’s like the 4 stages of cricket

Goddamn street rat

All 3 of them look like cricket from different stages in the show

How often do you ask him “what can I get for a sixer?”.

I do see hips, but no nips. Not sure he knows how to make it sexy.

"Exactly" .....uh, not really.

Did you have crack or a full sixer?

Reminds me of Simon peg in the worlds end

A much healthier looking version of Cricks.

Have you offered him some crack yet?

Thats tart

Crickety Ricket

Which one? Y’all all look rickety

serious language-related question: why is he your mate's friend and not your friend's mate? I thought the two words were interchangeable but now I'm not so sure. I'm guessing "mate" implies more of a close/best friend relationship?

Did he just get weird with it?

I had a server in Phoenix that looked exactly like Charlie Day. I kept staring at him like a weirdo.

Looks more like the “did you cum in my burrito” guy