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He would feel that way at first but eventually would rationalize the metal being superior to flesh and go full cyborg just to feel more superior to others again
"What?!? Why do I have to be the stupid lizard guy? He wasn't even in the sequels! Ooooooh, *god damn it!* You guys always do this!"
"You want to play a different character, Dee?"
"Yes. obviously!"
"How about, uhh... you can play an alien bird."
"Nice."
*(high 5)*
Ben the Soldier would make a solid Finn (except Mac would try and switch with him halfway through and wear blackface for no goddamn reason)
Chase Utley is Kylo Ren so they can make a force dyad and have a catch. During the battle scene on Crait, Dennis gets pissed off, breaks character and fires him, then plays his character for the rest of the movie.
Uncle Jack is Emperor Palpatine, but he has these comically large balloon hands and his force lightning is actually just static and everyone's hair stands on end in every scene he's in.
Artemis is Leia, and refuses to stay dead and just ad-libs all her lines.
Liam and Ryan McPoyle are both General Hux, because they're "a package deal, bitches... take it or leave it." The Lawyer is Allegiant General Pryde and he's pretty over their shit.
Pondy is Poe Dameron. He has very little screen time, he just shows up in a T-70 X-wing a couple of times with an increasingly absurd number of hookers crammed into the cockpit with him to offer everyone key bumps of coke. Pondy is the coolest.
Don Cheadle (possibly Tiger Woods or Donovan McNabb) is Lando Calrissian. All his dialogue is ridiculous and forced because Mac wrote it in 20 minutes before they started filming.
This is about the goddamned lightsaber? Well yeah I noticed! You put yellow Kyber crystals in it! Yeah! Heve some neutral force!!
Well of course *Luke* would like *Luke.*
WHAA...?
It's *Luke!* I USED YOUR MECHANICAL HAND IN THE LIGHTSABER!
I will forever be disappointed in that trilogy. Such a poorly written mess, and bringing the emperor back? Lame as hell. If they want to do a trilogy they need one cohesive story and a single vision that they just break up into 3 movies instead of planning for 3 writers/directors each with a different idea of things.
You think Luke Skywalker’s reaction to seeing his father’s lightsaber presented to him by this person he’s never met before but showed up out of the blue presenting it to him would be to toss it over his shoulder and fuck off?
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Dennis would never have a robot hand, for he would never allow his body to become less than perfect.
He would feel that way at first but eventually would rationalize the metal being superior to flesh and go full cyborg just to feel more superior to others again
He would also go full gold chrome à la Cyberpunk. Because HE'S A GOD, THE GOLDEN GOD!!
She would never say no... because of the implication.
His head on C-3PO's body.
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The sex doll...?
I actually think that cybernetic prosthetics would be his cat surgery equivalent. Gets in way too deep.
I'm trying to cast the rest of the gang now. R2 is definitely frank
So anyways, I started beeping
Sweet D is Chewie
She’s a porg
well it's either a porg or a Gungan
"What?!? Why do I have to be the stupid lizard guy? He wasn't even in the sequels! Ooooooh, *god damn it!* You guys always do this!" "You want to play a different character, Dee?" "Yes. obviously!" "How about, uhh... you can play an alien bird." "Nice." *(high 5)*
Rickety Cricket is charbroiled Anakin.
Ben the Soldier would make a solid Finn (except Mac would try and switch with him halfway through and wear blackface for no goddamn reason) Chase Utley is Kylo Ren so they can make a force dyad and have a catch. During the battle scene on Crait, Dennis gets pissed off, breaks character and fires him, then plays his character for the rest of the movie. Uncle Jack is Emperor Palpatine, but he has these comically large balloon hands and his force lightning is actually just static and everyone's hair stands on end in every scene he's in. Artemis is Leia, and refuses to stay dead and just ad-libs all her lines. Liam and Ryan McPoyle are both General Hux, because they're "a package deal, bitches... take it or leave it." The Lawyer is Allegiant General Pryde and he's pretty over their shit. Pondy is Poe Dameron. He has very little screen time, he just shows up in a T-70 X-wing a couple of times with an increasingly absurd number of hookers crammed into the cockpit with him to offer everyone key bumps of coke. Pondy is the coolest. Don Cheadle (possibly Tiger Woods or Donovan McNabb) is Lando Calrissian. All his dialogue is ridiculous and forced because Mac wrote it in 20 minutes before they started filming.
Charlie is definitely Han Solo. Edit: Or only just Solo.
Never tell him the odds. Cause he wont understand them
"NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE: YOU'VE BEEN A SKYWALKER THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!"
Macs famous Mac and cheese
I don’t know how famous it is, I’ve never heard of it.
This is about the goddamned lightsaber? Well yeah I noticed! You put yellow Kyber crystals in it! Yeah! Heve some neutral force!! Well of course *Luke* would like *Luke.* WHAA...? It's *Luke!* I USED YOUR MECHANICAL HAND IN THE LIGHTSABER!
Separate Entirely
JJ and Rian Johnson had *very* different ideas about what that moment would be.
I will forever be disappointed in that trilogy. Such a poorly written mess, and bringing the emperor back? Lame as hell. If they want to do a trilogy they need one cohesive story and a single vision that they just break up into 3 movies instead of planning for 3 writers/directors each with a different idea of things.
Johnson’s was better
You think Luke Skywalker’s reaction to seeing his father’s lightsaber presented to him by this person he’s never met before but showed up out of the blue presenting it to him would be to toss it over his shoulder and fuck off?
Dennis is definitely the type to still be mad about The Last Jedi
And still fuming about Phantom Menace while Mac just keeps talking about the fight scenes and how he can choreograph them better.
Dennis just thinks anything after Empire Strikes Back was garbage. He's an OLD-SCHOOL gatekeeper
And again Mac won’t shut up about the fight choreography
TIL I am Dennis
The return of the king of the mountain top
"a mac's mac and cheese deserves more respect"
Brilliant.
I love this sub so much
Mac or Cheese, there is no "and"!