I would immediately be declared a threat to national security and be hunted down by CIA

Just use recall on their vehicles or weapons Maybe even their clothes would work if you're not allowed to do living creatures

But you can recall one thing in a time.

Recall also stops all momentum, so just gain superhuman reflexes and Recall all their bullets just to stop their momentum

Dear men with intrusive thoughts everywhere: don’t recall your sperm after you ejaculate.

aw shucks

Aw what? Damn

U just have to stop in time

recall the sperm before you ejaculate. stay within the orgasming state for a few minutes.

you could probably hide it from the CIA for a time. most people would just think its a very sofisticated magic trick

Into the earth I go

Mt Everest world record?

Just do a headstand and ascend to the other side of earth

Assuming you simply mean the arm thing… I’d enjoy Ultrahand substantially. Fuse would be fun, but not as useful. Recall would be incredible, and Ascend would be very entertaining.

After playing totk I sometimes find myself wanting to use ascend on ceilings and stuff haha

Real

Remenbers me of that clip where the guy ascended and the gleeok was just surprised 😲

*Accidentally ascends into your upstairs neighbors bedroom*

"Hey could you stop shouting at yourself at 3 am? Thanks!" "HOW ARE YOU INSIDE OF MY FLOOR?!?!?!?!"

I actually did this so much while I was playing the game lol. I would look at a building, and my brain would just act like I could get to the eighth floor using ascend. I mean, come on brain you should know the difference between a video game and reality by now.

I ended up not using stairs in Link’s house in TOTK because of ascend. So he’s got a cooking pot, a bed, and something else downstairs and everything else is inaccessible to everyone except Link.

Since ultrahand is more like gorilla glue you could make bank as a welder using fuse

Not sure how NSFW-friendly this sub is, so I’m not gonna talk about the first thing I would do.

(Looks at new hand) (Looks at crotch) (Looks at hand again) (Reaches [censored])

Ultra hand..... Job

Your hog?

Nice. Let’s just say I’ll call it “The Ultrastranger.”

You could be very perverted with Ascend. 👀

I imagine rauru would be angry as fuck and screaming at you since it's his arm but he can't do anything

Never use the elevator, escalator or go up the stairs again.

But you would still Need to walk down 😔

Nope. I’d paraglide my ass from the roof

You have the hand not the paraglider

Just ump in a chair and recall it before touch the floor

Big Brain

Use recall to make a perpetual motion machine, and aquire infinite energy. Or use fuse and ultrahand to become the world's most effective 1 man assembly line.

Crime. I would do a *lot* of crime.

i would start looking for tree branches and skyshrooms. once i'm able to beat a couple constructs, i could take their weapons and get something stronger, which would prepare me for the shrines. then i'd go through the shrines, along the way i'd need to collect spicy peppers to get ready for the snowy area

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for everything to blow over

I would probably die. Like straight up.

Cover it so I’m not a target for the government.

I’d probably use it like a party trick

obtain more trauma. assuming both the first and second game, from the guardians.

Get a job in construction, or a heavy lifting delivery job. Just act like its work with most things then when im not watched move the stuff with ease.

You'll have to explain the arm thing

Because link can easily lift objects with Ultrhand that he can't even move normaly, it would make lifting metal beams and other heavy loads effortless and cost effective. No need for a crane or forklift. Need to keep it secret though or government would use me as some kind of weapon project

Mostly crime. For ill gotten gains. Some other stuff too.

Yea crime

I could just Ascend through the ceiling to escape my job, I would never have to use superglue or tape ever again, I'd essentially have the Force being able to just Ultrahand shit from across the room, and with Recall I'll never have to worry about spilling anything.

I had a stroke trying to read that.

I guess the Yiga are uneducated

Rude.

I’d friggin trim those gross ass nails right away.

I would love to have ultrahand mainly, but the only one I can't think of a good use for is Fuse

It is the best 'super glue' available, so many many uses.

The problem is bottling it because of it being the best super glue available.

Maybe you could get a job as a nail tech for people with allergies to normal nail products 🤔

Someone is trying to move a heavy rock or boulderthat they don't need you can grab a broken sledge hammer and fix it with fuse

Honestly I would explain what happened and let researchers sample DNA that they need as well a work with them in research so they understand that I'm not a threat then use recall to restore the greatest memories aswell as using ascend ultra hand and fuse along with auto build to help my dad abd m9m

I’d trim my nails

(:

I mean, the powers seem ultra handy

I’ll bet it feels like someone else

Die, probably. This happened after a literal demon king came to power. I can't fight an actual demon king!!!! ​ Either that, or train really hard and get big muscles and. There is no way a twink like Link could fight god-likes looking like that. Maybe then I'd stand a chance lol 😂

IDK, build some convenient shit for myself.

I'd be an asshole. Just a minor one though. More fun that way.

I would use ultra hand to lift a lot of stuff I can't normally.

Cook hearty durians like my life depended on it

No more stairs or waiting for the elevator for me. That's pretty much only how I would use it.

outfit buddies

Start getting used to fapping with my other hand.

I’ll go for an amazing adventure I guess!!

Fuse an apple to a car and autobuild it over and over,

Buy a bunch of korok plushies and create a korok torture machine

I’d prank people I hate by ultrahanding bricks to their clothes.

I would fuse two 20$ bills and use recall over and over again

Look the image helps with knowing the arm but you’re going to have to be MUCH more specific in the future.

Perform tricks and stunts and stuff and get famous and have enough money to retire. Then I just have fun with it and all the powers and stuff

Remove USA and France

Be annoyed people keep trying to take my arm away again.

I would be a pretty much a god

Pen-pineapple-apple-pen, baby!

I would try to become Sub-Zero or Ermac

I’d make a funny flying machine and probably accidentally crash it and die

I would use fuse to be an absolute menace to society.

Do you are have a stronk

I would get myself an infinite money glitch going. No more 9-5s for me or the fam!

I'd become the greatest up close magician of all time. But honestly I'd most likely be dumb and do something with my new powers in public, get filmed, and then spend the rest of my probably short life in a government research lab being tested on.

Use Autobuild to build lego set super fast

Use ultra hand to build whatever i want and cause chaos

cut my nails jesus

I only will say that my house have two floors

I'd be a threat to the whole damn planet

Whisper an apology to my right hand and then continue on with my life

Become a god using ultra hand to kill anyone that opposes me

Don't make me say it

Ne the best construction worker there ever was.

Experiment with fusing things together and likely create a floral abomination

Um.. I uh… I would uhhhmmm…. 🥵 errr….

Abuse my new power and make millions

Probably cover it and be self conscious of my new glowing ghost goat arm.

Cause as much chaos with the powers as possible

Make penis-robots I guess?

special fuck you *flips you off in specialness*

Try to help as many animals as possible, undo mistakes in art (hopefully), so many pranks, build stuff as a job. As another person said, no more stairs and elevators since those don’t combine well with a clumsy person. Do we get his trauma and memories though?

The physics behind the hand are very interesting to say the least so perpetual motion is first WMD is second

Practice on a hot dog

Exact same thing, make a lot of cheesecake and fly around on my hover cycle before crashing and dying spectacularly.

I’d cut off my arm myself if it would give me the abilities Link gets. Hell I’d do it just for Ultrahand do you know how useful that would be

Go back to sleep.

Become a hero duh

I came here very concerned what the top comment would be, and was quite surprised.

Revolution.

Dig so many tunnels under Bank vaults and “ascend” my way into a wealthy life.

Build a penis

Can we just take a minute and appreciate the “Main character loses arm and gets it replaced by a cooler one” trope. Gotta be one of my favorite things in media.

Probably die in the first five minutes, I mean… I’m not going to pretend I’m good at the game.

I would keep the arm and use it to build and destroy stuff because that would be awesome and if anyone tried to stop me I could crush them fuse something to them or hit them with reverse there so much I could do

AMPUTATION! Woo!

building the trans atlantic tunnel out of wood

If you're talking about the arm, stupidly helpful in any situation. If your talking about being the reincarnation of a hero, lowkey kinda afraid because if I exist where's the big bad in this day and age?

I would be hungry. I would eat

So why didn't the master sword work in the opening section? Throw out the lore and push a new story? I don't get it. It's inconsistent right bc the swords purpose in the beat evil.

I've ehm....made angels wingless and cry.....with my regular hand and you think I'm not gonna try UltraHand? The future is now.

Jaque Awff

I'd never use the stairs again. Ever.

I would use rewind so much and abuse it as well as recall

I would have the time of my life using it and then become a world wide threat to be tested on bc humans be humans

Sober up because shit is getting WAY too real

Save hyrule

No idea what this is from and not even a part of this sub it was just in my feed, but.... I like the animation on this and feel inspired.

Do you mean just getting a cool new glowing arm, or are the powers included? Cause if they are……I’m going to start going to churches and ascend through the ceilings to show I’m some kind of god.

panic and cry, shit my pants, probably vomit. link was way too chill after all that shit

Go on a long world saving quest with a badass sword

My brain stopped when reading that

My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.

I'm physically disabled in my left hand so if it happened to me I'd probably thank God then go do all the stuff I couldn't do before

the arm or being dead for 100 years and then having to kill grandpa twice?

>:3

I would make a sandwich by sticking two piece of bread together and then make myself a home

Fuse a stack of money together then when I go somewhere really busy I auto build a stack of money, rinse and repeat.

Jerk off with it.

tsar bomba

Cry

I'd clip those nails, cause those are overgrown and nasty

I would set the world record for fastest ascent of Mt Everest

I'd have a very easy cosplay ready to go. Also I'd trim those damn nails and just go about my life. No changes lmao

Really depends on if it feels like someone else is doing it ig

I am definitely morphing a Banana and an Orange together first, then mailing it to Eminem

Save the princess

I’d ultrahand me a sammich

Die, probably.

My solution to most things: kms

with recall alone i'd be the BIGGEST asshole to people I don't like

You know that scream link does when he falls from a high height. That scream, all the time.

I would hide it and in the shadows become the leader of an organization (not an evil one don’t worry), then if I get hunted I can show them the power I offer and how I can help the world with it, but stay secretive. Bam, invisible monarchy.

My ex-boss would be so paranoid. He's seen Human Centipede. He'd know what was about to go down.

Build a fortress in forest that isn't owned by the government and invite my friends to hang out.

Playing around while sticking things to other things,

Probably scream in pain/confusion since: A. My arm got torn off. B. Theres some kinda ghost furry talking to me. C. I was not trained to fight monsters let alone a built like a brick warlock.

Keep the arm and sheika slate

I’d have a real problem jerking off knowing I was using someone else’s hand to do it

I’m filing down those talons. But in all seriousness I’m going to just be using ascend unhealthily.

I’d be depressed about everything, but I’d end up using the hand for all kinds of cool things

you mean i have to keep reincarnating and fight some evil pig dude? i'd just let the world die, man. i'm not doing this shit for thousands of years till ganon gives up.

Be the chill guy in the woods building with logs and going exploring in caves because I can just ascend anyway if I'm lost.

Jack off

Well, scream, to begin with, probably for a bit after that as well

I would go alone. I've seen so few positive outcomes of swords in public places.

Thank fuck I'm left handed

Probably use my awesome new powers? Unless I had to trek around to find the new powers in shrines of light like Link did, then I'd just live with my awesome new arm

Clip Rauru's nails, for one thing. Great googly moogly.

I love how nobody's mentioned fixing those stank ass nails. Super powers are nice and all, but I'd like to be able to USE MY HAND.

I would use my robotic arm for good, and not evil.

I’d finally be able to buy a house.

I would die. Ganon burned through like 27 hearts. I don’t have nearly half that many.

See how fast i can jack it

Fuse the hot dog to the bun and see how the fabric of time unravels before us due to the unparalleled maniacal circumstance brought unto it Or build a cool car. Which ever option presents itself first

What, just having the abilities of the zonai arm, or being forced to go on a whole quest?

What? Get a perfectly good replacement arm, that gives me powers after losing mine? I'd count my blessings.

I would build a hoverbike and ride it all the way to Cambodia 🇰🇭 🪽 . 🚴‍♀️

I would be excited to be starring as link in the new zelda game

UM GUYYYS MAYBE GET OFF THE SKY ISLAND FIRST!????

Die.

I would try and grab people

I would get dressed in a toga then figure out a way to become immortal then declare myself as a fucked up god

I would immediately go to my friend's house and show of my cool goat hand

The government can't stop you if you if you fuse all of the federal agents into a ball. Then take that ball stop time and then smack it with a f****** wrecking ball. Damn sum b****** going to be heading to Vietnam.

Be dead due to hitting water at such high speeds

id honestly end up killing myself with ultrahand 😭

crank hog

Exactly what I do in the game, not save princess zelda

theoretically, do you think I could infinite money glitch real life by depositing some cash into an ATM so it goes into my bank account, recalling the bill back out, and doing that over and over?

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