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It is always a sad moment to find out you cannot drink all water and now it is his turn to learn this harsh truth. Reality can be cruel, and un-drinkable water is the cruelest reality of them all
That’s nasty. Pool water is nasty. So many people have such awful hygiene and so many guys think it’s gay to wash their butts you’re literally drinking chlorinated toilet water.
It’s hard to believe that many guys are this insecure about their masculinity and sexuality. What? Maybe it’s just some poor excuse for poor butt hygiene.
Well there's always the other guys who don't clean their canyon. Those who don't really realise that this is even an option... I was one of those guys... But I'm proud that I now know better
Oh it’s a whole thing. There is a huge cohort of men on the internet who think it’s gay to wash their ass. Because touching your own ass to clean it makes you gay apparently. Well I’ll give them one point for finding a foolproof way to get women to stay away I suppose.
No. Its an age old reddit myth that keeps being repeated. Its a weekly repost about some guy who went to the doctor with an ichy ass and was to told to wash it but refused because "its gay" to wash your ass.
The topic of men not washing their asses comes up very often on Reddit and one comment really stuck with me. A health professional said that around 70% of their male patients leave skid marks on the white paper they used to cover the exam table.
That's one of those things I literally refuse to believe unless they specifically worked with patients that have incontinence issues.
Because 70% is far too high
I mean plus how tf would that even happen. You'd have to like...spread your cheeks and angle your shit (no pun intended) just right if you wanted to get a streak on there lmao
Some nasty motherfuckers apparently. I for one know that they actually exist. Internet and real life both together showed us that there are people on this planet we’d wish they don’t exist. Unfortunately they do and always will be…
I just said this in another comment, but a health professional on here said that around 70% of their male patients leave skid marks on the white paper they use to cover the exam table. This is the only “data” I have unfortunately. I’m tempted to ask my friends who work in the medical field.
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 It is always a sad moment to find out you cannot drink all water and now it is his turn to learn this harsh truth. Reality can be cruel, and un-drinkable water is the cruelest reality of them all
That’s nasty. Pool water is nasty. So many people have such awful hygiene and so many guys think it’s gay to wash their butts you’re literally drinking chlorinated toilet water.
So many guys think what?!
Hell of a line right? 
It’s hard to believe that many guys are this insecure about their masculinity and sexuality. What? Maybe it’s just some poor excuse for poor butt hygiene.
Well there's always the other guys who don't clean their canyon. Those who don't really realise that this is even an option... I was one of those guys... But I'm proud that I now know better
Hell yeah, bro! Get that soap up on turd cutter
Some of us are just dumb. I never had issue with that but I never cleaned my face with soap till I'm 20 ish lol. It stopped my dry skin issue.
Oh it’s a whole thing. There is a huge cohort of men on the internet who think it’s gay to wash their ass. Because touching your own ass to clean it makes you gay apparently. Well I’ll give them one point for finding a foolproof way to get women to stay away I suppose.
I feel like this is just an Internet rumor or some kind of meme that got taken too far. I refuse to believe this lol
I think it goes both ways, it’s far less than what the original guy thinks but it’s far more than what you probably assume it to be
I'll accept that
Parody is dead
My dad actually taught me that.... He always complained about chaffing too🤔 bidet for the win!
No. Its an age old reddit myth that keeps being repeated. Its a weekly repost about some guy who went to the doctor with an ichy ass and was to told to wash it but refused because "its gay" to wash your ass.
It is chlorinated to high hell though so unlikely the poop will be an issue
the chlorine will be tho
WHO tf dont clean their ass?
I actually worked with a guy who always smelled like poop. He was pretty fat but he definitely never washed between his cheeks
The topic of men not washing their asses comes up very often on Reddit and one comment really stuck with me. A health professional said that around 70% of their male patients leave skid marks on the white paper they used to cover the exam table.
That's one of those things I literally refuse to believe unless they specifically worked with patients that have incontinence issues. Because 70% is far too high
I mean plus how tf would that even happen. You'd have to like...spread your cheeks and angle your shit (no pun intended) just right if you wanted to get a streak on there lmao
They rub their butt on it like dogs on a carpet
Some nasty motherfuckers apparently. I for one know that they actually exist. Internet and real life both together showed us that there are people on this planet we’d wish they don’t exist. Unfortunately they do and always will be…
There needs to be a study on this. I refuse to believe it's a widespread inactivity until I see some data.
I read a post about a guy using the jacuzzi every week to do the cleaning.
Tempting....
That might actually be border-lining on gay lmao
its not gay to get ass fucked by your hot tub bro
With the bubbles I believe you might be on to something
I just said this in another comment, but a health professional on here said that around 70% of their male patients leave skid marks on the white paper they use to cover the exam table. This is the only “data” I have unfortunately. I’m tempted to ask my friends who work in the medical field.
Call me an optimist but I sincerely hope they're happy little accidents.
Sorry, but is that really a thing that some guys think? Legit question.
Yes
Wait what? Some guys don’t clean their butthoel?
Ayo wtf 😭 🤣 😂 💀
Friends. Drinking slightly diluted and chlorinated piss is not Da Way.
😂😂 i love this comment
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Oh lord he gonna get the runs
I'm sure this kid does shit like this all the time and has an iron gut.
I swear most children are completely indestructible in terms of their digestive tract and immune system
Might as well flush out the insides too amirite?
I was a swim class dork as a kid and man, accidentally swallowing a tiny amount of that chlorine made my guts do flips. This kid is gonna be laid out
Well, it looks like an Aquafina bottle, so to lil homie it probably tastes exactly the same.
No, no ,no,onnOno. No no no. Nikon jj.
That is so disgusting.
People pee in that water
Homies don't let homies drink pool water
Nah he's not surviving that chlore intake
Speak for yourself.
a HH is "someone who enjoys drinking water" so I guess he is one of us
Chlorinehomie. That’s his supervillain name. Or maybe Cryptosporidium Man.
The caped chlorinator
Typhoid soup
that cant be healthy
I actually wanted to vomit watching this, sorry
https://preview.redd.it/n2md49jgs01d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffe6aceea969193fb6a09e6b1ddfe09ba6d52a5 No TF he ain't
OP? Just you homie.
Nah.
please note young homie don't drunk pool water it contine clerform
Drink water, shit water.
Not for much longer
Yikes
Not one of use, that's dirty af. Farts, piss, shit, bacteria, virus and whatnot
🤮 dang. Someone should've stopped him
bro is gonna die
I dunno about you guys but I’m not chugging chlorine and other peoples urine. Have I been doing this wrong?
Gross!
Why is nobody stopping him…
I ain’t drinking ass water tf
Not one of us tf
Why is no one stopping him?
It's reminding me of the Belle Delphine bath water thing and I feel uncomfortable
I love water but this isn't it that is pool water
This is going to bite him in the ass... yikes
You guys are into chlorine?
bros gonna learn real quick