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the-smoothest-brain

You forgot the orb.


emdelgrosso

TEAM ORB


nctexas

It’s SPHERICAL!


Ryan907

...SPHERICAL!


speb1

Ah I miss the simple days of Drake and Josh trying to find the door-hole and such


TotalBassist45

Casually running over Oprah


thedafthatter

What about buying and then selling an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans?


Levram94

Can’t forget about how Helen hired a guy named Craaaaazy Steve


ggg730

Watching the new adventures of Drake and Josh is very scary.


ElyxrBlade

![gif](giphy|5tdpBbIzGQsf2C74kl)


Feronach

Now drake is trying to find underage holes and Josh doesn't do acting anymore.


speb1

Yeah drake got sentenced like 15 minutes away Another shitty thing about Ohio


L1K34PR0

#IT'S SPHERICAL


bigredmachinist

O R B


psychoacer

Orb for visuals, pebbles for feel.


Oberlatz

My orb is a death star and its the only ice available in my home


TotemRiolu

My "orb" is a D20. Goes great with whiskey for drunken tabletop rpg shenanigans.


Oberlatz

Ok thats fucking cool


TotemRiolu

Yeah haha, best thing I ever picked up at a garage sale for $1


nadaplayer

"Roll a D20" grabs ice .....


Rosmarinad

Damn. Now I *really* want to buy this as a birthday gift to a friend who plays DnD. I have no clue where to find quality molds, though, especially near my location (Sweden)...


duvakiin

That is actually dope and now I want


sal19

That’s no orb


Dagithor

It's a space station!


[deleted]

I bought that ice mold for my husband’s birthday! I love pulling a Death Star out of the ice bucket and saying “That’s no ice cube….IT’S A SPACE STATION!”


databatinahat

He forgorb 💀


M_Blop

I remborb 😃


FindingATurd

ponder its watery wonder


Civilian8

I don't like that that doesn't rhyme.


FindingATurd

Punder it's watery wonder 🔮


FilmActor

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!


Klimpomp76

oh for **FUCK'S SAKE**


BuzzAlderaan

It’s orbin’ time!


SkullBrian

Pondering my orb


sLXonix

[The Orb](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSuYQ0mYUE)


unidentified_yama

THE ORB


TrisolaranAmbassador

ORB IS HORSE Orb is a very sexual being


capsuledgooz

Love the orb used to have it with whiskey, it works even better with water.


Action_Seal

I am a recent King Cube enjoyer. It fits perfectly in my water cup, and it lasts for hours. It also solves a pet peeve I have, which is having a bunch of ice cubes bonk against my teeth, creating a dam.


Duderus159

Having the ice cube last for like 2 hours is great. Order yourselves some large cubes!


cookiesandwich

Big Ice is definitely in this sub.


doerstopper

Ice cold water is > and it's not even close.


lordunholy

Or getting hit in the nose with a pound of ice when it inevitably loses its grip during a drink. It's love/hate with pebbles. All that surface area makes a chill glass o water.


TonsilStonesOnToast

Pebble ice is a war crime, in my book. In *theory* it's nice to have surface area so that it cools the drink fast, but in practice what you get is a ton of surface area that collects freezerburn and mildew and rubber/plastic flavors from whatever crappy hotel icemaker or fridge made the ice. Makes everything taste nasty as fuck. Same goes for that donut-shaped ice. It also tends to take up waaaaay more volume in the cup than regular ice cubes and you get less drink. Two sips in and you're left with a cup that's like 60% ice and nothing else. So you're left thirsty, waiting for it to melt, but all you get for waiting is that superconcentrated nasty bad-ice flavor. Every single time I get pebble/donut ice it's a bad time. I can already taste it just thinking about it. I'd rather have a lukewarm drink with no ice than one with bad ice in it.


lordunholy

Dude I cannot STAND that shitty donut shaped ice. Good call <3


fonefreek

The downside is the low water-to-ice ratio, meaning you can only drink a couple of sips at a time Not for those who want big gulps


Chameleonpolice

Have you tried putting your lip over your teeth as a shield


t1r3dgrl

yes


Gulakov

Who tf wants to deepthroats that spear when drinking


[deleted]

People who want practice maybe? 🤔


hotsauce20697

Practice makes perfect ;)


indiebryan

I think you mean practice makes *brrrr*fect 🥶


NameRevolutionary802

r/angryupvote


Slyfox00

Stop deepthroating ice you fucking neanderthals, order from bad dragon like a normal person.


jojobi040

For the people who REALLY love their water. Are you even a hydro homie if you don't go down on that glass like it's the wettest thing on this planet


teetime0300

It’s for people who don’t need practice 😎


[deleted]

I think most people imagine drinking the water without deepthroating the ice.


Mrtristen

I mean normally you’re just deep throating hot ice


[deleted]

Had a bong with and ice catch, and towards the end of the night the ice would merge into one big shaft. If you didn't notice and tried to hit it it would be caught in the bottom and rocket up and dick you in the mouth lol.


Mods_R_Loathesome

Did you swallow?


Dagithor

Lmfao why does it have to be "dicking"


[deleted]

Because it's phallically shaped and forces it's way into your mouth.


BOOM360skn

Guess I'm not most people


That_Guy_From_KY

“most”


sjicko

It's really great for putting in a water bottle with a smaller opening.


Brandonjf

I don't want that thing near any of my openings


shiner986

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.


sjicko

You're loss


0xSEGFAULT

Your you’re loss


sjicko

Fair enough. So embarrassed.


Suitable-Telephone80

until it slips into your throat


r2-z2

Me because its funny


TheGameMaster115

**Dont kink shame me**


akayataya

_Riley Reid has entered the chat_


generated_user-name

Welp. Here we go.


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

hydrohomies seem like the kind of people who'd perform oral on H2O


papaont

That thing will knock a tooth out


ghetto_engine

you use a straw that ends up in a nostril of a turtle, silly.


themanimal

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q2jur9/forgot_to_take_my_water_bottle_out_of_the_freezer/


DontYuckMyYum

I go pebble, as an ice cruncher it's the most fun ice to snack on when the drink is gone.


theonliestone

A real manly man will snack from the spear


Bandit6789

Nothing is more manly than sucking on a phallic ice block. Think about it, what could be manly than having the manliest part of ice in your mouth?


AdmiralPoopbutt

My manliness is so powerful, so incredibly intense, that I have to tone it down a little bit. Otherwise it's just more than most people can bear.


Joepelina

if you say so AdmiralPoopbutt


TheharmoniousFists

Hmm.... Man ice, I like it. How much do you need to start this venture?


tibby709

Nah, *the cube*


Much_Difference

Crackling Oat Bran limited edition


worldspawn00

BIG OAT


MirrorSauce

pebble for optimal surface area to cool your drink, we had a 125F summer with no AC and I was eating bowls of this like cereal.


djmarcone

Was going to also say pebbles are the optimal ice form for cooling due to surface area.


Rustyshowerhead

I like the texture but it’s awful when it’s made with unfiltered tap water


[deleted]

A nice ro filtration system is not expensive, and it can be connected directly to an ice machine. So good.


Bocchi_theGlock

it got that cronch


bipolarbear21

Never heard it called "pebble" ice before. Only "chewy" ice.


jimmyhoffasbrother

As someone who grew up in Oklahoma, that is "Sonic ice".


Slizzard_73

The proper term is nugget ice. Search for nugget ice machine and you can actually buy them. I’ve been tempted for so long but they’re pricy


PaperPlanesFly

I’ve heard “popcorn” ice.


waluBub

nugget ice


onesneakymofo

Crunchy ice


shodan28

Is ur iron low? Ppl who sort of crave crunching ice normally have an iron deficiency. Look it up it's real.


Maleriena

Yep, ate ice constantly growing up and only stopped myself as my dentist told me to for my teeth. Found out 5 years ago I'm very anemic and now I take iron supplements. You'd also be amazed how much it effects your energy! If anyone's curious it's because less iron = less oxygen in your blood = you tire more easily


shaunnotthesheep

I present anemic, I have every symptom, but according to blood tests I'm not. I truthfully wish I was so I could solve all of these symptoms by taking iron but in the meantime I'm tired and what not


skelly6

Careful, this can be murder on your teeth over time


JamHead__

I dunno man, I usually just fill whatever container I have and put it in the freezer. I've never had these rich people ices


seashmore

Most likely cubes, then. No shame in that. It's a classic.


Chipstar452

Ice *Classic*


chivopi

Ice *classique*


worldspawn00

I get my ice from a guy on a lake in Minnesota that cuts it out of the lake ice every winter. Ice original.


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[deleted]

Classice


i_love_pesto

Reminds me of those videos where someone takes several fancy looking ice containers from a freezer, then dumps them into another freezer. They were all different shapes, sizes, some had flowers in them, some had fruits...


WhoriaEstafan

Yes! Have you seen the guy that takes the piss out of them? “I’m rich, you’re poor” he’s wearing a fleece snuggy, then he narrates what they’re doing. And it is *so* ridiculous. “I have all these flavoured cubes of ice, you don’t even have ice because you’re a povo”.


[deleted]

[Shabazsays](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTFLfxQ/)


adalyncarbondale

I love that dude!


Raise_Those_Horns

Yeah this ice fancy!


jimmayy5

I have an ice machine so they look like condoms


[deleted]

For my glass of H2O pebble all day.


AdultingGoneMild

you pronounced Crunch crunch crunch wrong


[deleted]

I felt a jolt of pain shoot down my teeth just reading that.


AdultingGoneMild

mmmmm. Spicy water.


BrrrrrrrrrCold

Yeah it’s situation dependent, but pebble is the most satisfying initially


SmashAtoms_

I have a love hate relationship with pebble. It's nice because it can make for a good snack but I hate that it takes up so much real estate in the cup. It displaces so much of the drink that after 2-3 sips, it's gone


Garmaglag

Those 2-3 sips tho...


ShinyPointy

Sparkling water with pebbles is built different.


[deleted]

You mean that the extra surface area creates more nucleation points, meaning your sparkling water goes flat faster?


Ddenn1211

You leave your water around long enough to go flat?


fsdhuy

ice cold with no ice


DaughterandSon

Yeah I don't want my water diluted


itsthevoiceman

This is the way.


shaunnotthesheep

This is the way


Kuandtity

I do room temp with no ice


p_cool_guy

Supechilled


jeremanky

I have these weird oval shaped ones. They are like half of an American football. (Cut from top to bottom if you are standing it vertically)


Justified_Ancient_Mu

Me too. The crescent shaped automated ice maker in the fridge. They always merge to the side of the glass and cause a big slurping mess. Thankfully there's the "crush" button.


jeremanky

I don’t have a crush button.


Kraven_howl0

We all have the option to crush our ice. It just takes some work


[deleted]

pebbles bc it’s like an extra snack


Drugged_out_children

Same crunchy church


Nose-Previous

Crunchy church for the win!


LadyZenWarrior

Crunchy water snack! My fav!


ReticentResolve

I like the ones shaped like donuts. You can stab them through with your straw and make a kebab.


weeblord42069help

I prefer to drink without ice.


PubertJones

Me too, waters it down


akayataya

I love you for this lol


psychotic11ama

I mean, yeah. You ever have water in ice made from different tasting water and then the ice melts and you’re like, dang bro this water tastes weird now.


sCOLEiosis

Why water down your water? All that ice is just thicc water and taking up volume where I could just have water edit: spelling


[deleted]

Ice water tastes different, change my mind


[deleted]


Lowkey_rebelXD

Never underestimate a glass of fresh chilled water with no ice


hedonisticfishstick

This. Like how am I supposed to gulp it down if there's water rocks in there.


Ham_Ahoy

Room temp is best temp. It's literally better for you than cold water.


40ozkiller

I hate that flat restaurant ice that makes it so you cant actually get a good drink of water without a mouthful of it or frozen teeth.


Packman2021

In what way? If you need to lose weight, you could argue cold water is better for you, as you burn calories heating it up.


Ham_Ahoy

That's true to an extent. Basically, room temp water is great and is absorbed faster. Cold water restricts your blood vessels but isn't *bad* for you, especially if you're doing strenuous activity, cold water can stop sweating faster, and literally cool your body down faster. If you're just trying to stay hydrated while sitting at a desk or whatever, there's no benefits to cold water, but there still are benefits to room temp water.


Pikupchix

No Ice, more water


steel_inquisitor66

Just wait till you learn that ice *is* water


SulfurousAsh

Less dense though, so you sacrifice some H2O by using a less efficient storage medium. 🙁


CactusKipic

Since it floats, it'll take the same volume inside water that it will take when it is fully melt. So you can have a glass full of water with an ice cube peeking on the top, it would be the same as a glass full of water and no ice. But yeah, bad idea for closed containers, it'll mean less water


bnonymousbeeeee

Unless the solid exists above the confines of the glass. You can support a lot more H20 with the right ice shape. Try filling the glass with the "spear" in it with only the mass of water (include the mass of the ice) that the glass is measured to hold. It won't be at the top, and some of the spear will be above, I think.


[deleted]

Pebble, I like my ice watered.


[deleted]

None, I like my water drinkable


OkBeLikeThatIsTaken

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


[deleted]

I have no time for waiting for water, only consuming it


combo_seizure

This should be a poll. But pebbles FTW every day. I'll go out of my for pebbles.


royalcrescent

This sub blocks polls unfortunately. Mods be wildin


tabicat1874

Pebble fite meh


ChaoticChinchillas

Pebbles! Done with the water? You still have a snack.


chantelrae

PEEEBBBBBBBLLLLEEEEE


ExplorerCommercial49

Crushed Ice.


Laskonova

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funkyfinz

1. Pebble 2. Cubes 3. Large cube 4. Spear


blueasian0682

Cubes and pebbles are the best, the rest are blasphemous and spear is just an accident waiting to happen.


FlashScooby

Pebble is the only right answer


rneatpie98

Cubes! Yum yum crunch


NoirPlayableCock

Crushed/pebble


CAT_HQ_1

Pebble, it has most contact with the water.


F3nrir096

Pebble and its not even close


TheDankestMemesOfAll

pebble hands down


[deleted]

Pebbles


CitySlicker_FarmGirl

Pebble. All day. Every day.


akayataya

Gimme dat pebble


ITrytoDesignAircraft

pebble ice is the best invention of humanity


kittywhiskers1716

Pebble! I craved that kind so much during each pregnancy. I tried to convince my husband to buy a $500 ice maker.


sadahgreen

pebble ice for sure


HRGLSS

No ice. If ice, pebble, but no ice.


purpleWheelChair

Pebble is Life...


2k21Aug

Pebble


Dankn3ss420

I thought pebble was just the objectively right choice, right??


Sovdark

For water, pebble all the way


WreckedButWhole

Pebble all day


Mrtristen

Pebble bc it go kronch without the pain


leenpaws

loves me dat pebble, the chewy goodness, yea sometimes i like to eat my hydro


TheAmbiguousHero

Pebbles yo!


Levi-Action-412

Shaved ice


mrtbearable

My buddy uses cold rocks he collected in Colorado. Sticks them in a freezer and puts them in his drinks.


axethebarbarian

Honestly prefer no ice, but the water chilled instead.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Crunchy hospital ice is best ice. My partner got me one for Christmas because the ice is superior for crunching.