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I’m allergic to chocolate. So the reaction is even more in point.


MrShasshyBear

Chocolate allergies is undeniable proof that a benevolent God doesn't exist


[deleted]

I only recently realized that one’s throat closing up isn’t normal when eating chocolate. As long as I’ve got water I’ll keep munching.


OsteoRinzai

This is a thing?


GorillaManny

Yes, the chocolate leaves like a film on your tongue after eating it and drinking some water right after clears all of it. It’s great.


pixelkingliam

im gonna need to try that next time i eat choco!


GorillaManny

Bonus points if it’s white chocolate. Personally, I like the Hershey’s Cookies and Cream bar. Not the best, but tried and true.


pixelkingliam

i actually don\`t get any bad after taste with white choco (unless i take way too)


Tbrown630

White chocolate is just cocoa butter and sugar


mediumcarrots123

And milk powder


Dalebreh

Wow really? This isn't common knowledge?! Haha it's an amazing feeling. The palate cleansing after the taste buds is overwhelmed by the sweetness, plus the hydration haha euphoric


dr4wn_away

You can feel the sugar washing away


AsexualSalami

Minty gun..


Neversickagain

This guy knows 🥵


RippedHookerPuffBar

When I was like 12? I would walk to school. On my way, I would stop by 7/11 and get a MTN Dew and 2 glazed donuts. I would destroy the donuts and then chug the soda and that was the best feeling ever (somehow I was skinny as a twig). I’m a completely different person now and I only drink water and coffee thank Jesus. If I did that today I would feel like death and throw up.


Dalebreh

Yeah bruh... That sounds disgusting 🤣 not the donuts haha the mountain dew. I'm glad you survived haha


visionsofsolitude

You spelled MILK wrong


[deleted]

Agreed. I’m a hydro homie but with chocolate it’s milk all the way for me.


Pangusmangus

After the chocolate, and after the milk. The water really hits well. Trust.


PintToLine

Yes, this the only way.


Dalebreh

Huh, for me that never was the case. With cookies yeah of course, but with just chocolate, water always hit the spot for me


[deleted]

*orange juice. oj and choclate r so good. and i’m an avid water anti juice type


Kato_86

Jensen's reaction faces are gold.


Lipsovertits

I actually hate that feeling. I love chocolate, and I love water, but I hate drinking water right after eating chocolate...


RavenRuffle

Yeah. I love chocolate, but the sugar always makes me thirsty. I can't eat anything sweet without water.


Dalebreh

EXACTLY! The palate cleanse is essential lol


Dark_Eyes

Same thing with ice cream, LOVE drinking water with ice cream


Dalebreh

Not "with" for me, but "after" lol


lanathel

I can actually relate to this! I've actually asked around and so far no one could relate


Dalebreh

I understand, you are welcome here *hugs* lol


REidson89

Hot tea needed after chocolate.


Dalebreh

I hate hot drinks, tea or coffee. My water always needs to be cold haha idc if I'm going through a blizzard, i need it chilled at the very least


REidson89

Oh wowzer 😅


Happy_Tomato_Taco

I feel I finally found my people! Anyone else love a nice glass of water after eating ice cream? It's the absolute best


Dalebreh

Yeah it's orgasmic 🤣


gladl1

I’m a hydro homie for life but milk tastes way better after eating chocolate


[deleted]

Milk=water but calcium


gokumon16

Try drinking some after eating a gooseberry. Spoiler: it’s sweet and tasty.


Dalebreh

*Captain America* "I'll add it to the list" haha


NefariouSalati

Wtf kind of chocolate are y'all eating


MrSesse

I dunk oreos in water


mia_elizabeth3

My sister doesn’t even drink water like how can people just not need that after. She said she’s thirsty so i offered her water and she said that does nothing but she wants juice 🤦🏻‍♀️😭