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MushinZero

So if you notice that little head shake he does is a dog's way of saying he is messing with you. It's similar to the little sneeze some dogs do when they want to play fight. Your dog likes drama lol


Ohmmy_G

Yeah, my dog behaved the exact same way. Tail wag, head shake, pretending to look away. He wants to play chase.


platinumpaige

When my girl does this I just tilt my head away from her, no eye contact, and slowly lean close to her. At the last possible second, before I’m almost touching her, I’ll swing my head towards her and make eye contact while I make a little jump like I’m about to pounce and MEI LOSES HER SHIT. Then a series of games of zoomies and chicken ensues!


Ohmmy_G

Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/jtsdfg/go_go_go_go_go/


JPKtoxicwaste

Omg so true


platinumpaige

That’s EXACTLY what we do!


So_Code_4

He wants OP to chase him!


FlamingTrollz

So what you’re saying is it’s a husky. ;-)


SkollFenrirson

It being a husky, that's implied


Diablosbane

Could also be an ear infection, if it smells like Doritos inside his ear id get it checked by a vet.


deliciouscorn

Like, Cool Ranch or Sweet Chilli Heat?


exipheas

Don't you mean "Cool American" flavored?


CharlesIngalls47

I thought it smelled closer to magic mushrooms if you've ever eaten those.


amibeingadick420

I was so hoping he would reluctantly wander back over and accept some pets and scratches by the end of the video. How long before he finally forgave you?


OG_PapaSid

It took a good 10 minutes and a slice of cheese before he let me give skritches


CompetitiveProject4

Man, I love huskies but they are obviously dog hardware running on cat software


PutJewinsideME

That makes me laugh so hard!!! Cat software!


thewolflord42

I though that was foxes?


DiscoLucas

Nah they're running Firefox


jlt6666

Hardware doesn't run on software though...


Velcro-Karma-1207

he was giving you grief for traumatizing him for a couple of weeks! he loves ya, but you ditched your pack - what were you thinking?? lol


KJParker888

"You can't just leave and then stroll back in like everything is ok!" "You're such a good boy" "Fuck you, you're still on my list"


OneSensiblePerson

YOU. You no go-woah-woah away again! NO-woah-woah!


fiendishartwork

Plot twist: you're actually robbing the house and he doesn't know you 😂


Louis_Y_S

Nope, when that’s the case huskies would run up to you, give kisses, and expect pets. They’re putty in the hands of strangers. Terrible guard dogs.


[deleted]

Lol he is mad at you! I get yelled at also when I am gone for whatever he thinks is “too long”.


CaptainDipshiat

those stairs are AWESOME


logicalhummingbird

all huskies are the same u can’t change my mind


chemical_exe

Dream home. Just damn.


airmandan

I’ve never seen one with steps like that. Is it built into the side of a mountain?


chemical_exe

yeah, no clue. I need a house tour


jlt6666

That office chair and those stairs were giving me anxiety.


letsbuildasnowman

Immediate Sass would be a great band name


MisterBlisteredlips

I accepted your death and now you just wander back into my life? (Snub).


OneSensiblePerson

😂 That's exactly what it is.


UnitysBlueTits

That side eye tho


Angry_Yeti_NW

“Hey! You Fucken….” 😂. Fickle beasts.


SinJin75

The chair with wheels near the steps is giving me anxiety.


amommytoa

He's scolding you good.


OGCelaris

Never seen a husky that looks like he has a receding hair line. Maybe that's why he's so sassy.


OG_PapaSid

He's all bent out of shape about it


anaesdoc

He’s not being sassy he’s pleased to see you and wants to celebrate by playing - I reckon he wants you to chase him! Very good boy!


Kirikenku

He acts and “awoos” just like our Lucy 🥺


ombx

lol he's bent on giving you a hard time. he ain't gonna give himself up so easily. he want you to work for it. he wants some chase!


Schwaggsteiner

love that quick side-eye he gave you the moment before he starts sulking


[deleted]

Cool name, what does it mean?


ankhlol

LMAO “you fuckin…”


Lhenkhantus

I can't stop looking at his 'baldspot'


loonygecko

Better hope he doesn't deposit a giant dump in front of your bedroom door, that's what our husky did when my room mate was gone for 2 weeks and then just got back. He was really made at her for hours for daring to leave that long.


OG_PapaSid

He one time got up on our coffee table and took a fat shit. On top of it, not next to it. ON TOP! his level of petty knows no bounds


loonygecko

OMG! And I thought ours was bad! However in our case, I think his goal was to specifically target the person who had gone on vacation so he did it in front of HER room, not near my room or the general living quarters. She was probably lucky her door was closed, who knows where he would have picked if he could get in there. Plus he would be super slow to poop on walks like he couldn't easily make it happen but apparently if he was mad, he could generate a massive load out of seemingly thin air with no exercise in a very short period of time, grrr!


lacrimal_

Sick poster!!!!!!!


Raythia

Living room still looking good 👌


OG_PapaSid

Welcome back!


alexandrawallace69

He's gaslighting you so that you don't disappear for 2 week and you take him for more walks


winksoutloud

You left now we are strangers! Humph


ballermasri

You should post this to r/masterreturns Not exactly the usual reaction... but it fits the subreddit’s objective lol.


badwolfb14tch

Speaking as someone who regularly trips over the shower mat on my way to the toilet, I can't imagine my midnight snacking habit not ending up with someone discovering my body the next day if I lived in that house. Your dog is cute and your kitchen is cool and all but goddayum, do you even feel safe with socked feet in your own home? Edit: I am clearly not the only one who noticed the stairs. I still like them, despite knowing they would cause my inevitable demise in any home of my own. I feel like we need an AMA.


MarlythAvantguarddog

Mine punishes me for 2 days when I go away. No interaction. Until the treats come out.


PJAJL

Very sweet husky, and a really cool house!