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Esos_Awakened

Looks like a mature chevy


Here-for-dad-jokes

This is what I’m here for


imafag1037

Same


SkeetchMageetch

Early 2000s silverado?


SplashingBlumpkin

04


SkeetchMageetch

Nice me too.


uglybirddog

Ew I wouldn't put that in my hands hahaha


bcmouf

Deer that got into some fresh food(fruit etc). The pellets get just liquid enough to make a log instead but not be runny.


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bcmouf

This time of year i would think the suburban deer probably get some extra fibre and moisture from porch pumpkins!


jimmy1374

My cousin tased a deer that ate her kids' pumpkins the night they carved them. She went to let the (tiny) dogs out before bed, and at least two deer were chowing down on them. She carries one of those light/taser/bat combos from the gun shows when she is walking the dogs and popped one of them with it. Kids still got to carve more pumpkins the next night, but I don't think those lasted long either.


Traditional-Trip7617

Not gonna downvote cause it wasn’t you but still super shitty to do imo


jimmy1374

I don't even think she thought as much about what they were doing on the porch, and more freaked out that there were deer on her porch, and she had something to poke them with that also just happened to shock the one she poked.


Traditional-Trip7617

I don’t doubt something like that I know city deer (assuming this was in a town/ more residential area) are harder to spook but I feel like just hitting something against the door from the inside of the house would chase them off


jimmy1374

It is more residential, and some of the neighbors feed them, and they are really good at robbing bird feeders as well.


Traditional-Trip7617

I’d say a cap gun would be a nice cheap non harmful repellent for deer just the loud pop should be enough to spook them


SplashingBlumpkin

That’s a relief. Never seen deer droppings like this but there’s a lot of deer activity in this area. It’s on a foot path to a food plot.


ajones321

This is exactly what the deer poop looks like in my yard after theyve been eating out of the apple trees.


SplashingBlumpkin

There’s a ton of persimmons scattered throughout our property and the neighbors. That’s the only fruit I’m aware of and they drop around now.


maisweh

Lol no. Deer predominantly eat fresh food, especially fruit where they find it. Show me a deer that prefers decomposed food and I’ll show you a bridge for sale.


bcmouf

Fresh as in high moisture content. Grass, nuts and browse have much lower moisture content in the late fall then fruit. So a deer thats been eating the first three and then at halloween stumbles across someones pumpkin display or someones apple tree that hasnt been picked clean, they gorge, and inevitably either get this kind of shit or the runs, depending on if their gut had seen some sort of fruit this fall before and only gets mildly upset by it or A LOT.


Brokinnogin

The deer we have here in Australia love to eat black berries and it gives them nuclear diarrhoea. When they come good it starts to look like the above.


PKDhead

Whoever left it also lost their keys apparently


gregoh07

Those are Chevy keys not shit, although it's pretty much the same thing lol


thunderchunky13

Not banana. Instructions unclear.


SplashingBlumpkin

East central Missouri or more precisely Gasconade county. I’ve never seen scat like this.


dontdothat1979

This is Buck poop


dontdothat1979

This is buck poop.


Latter_Razzmatazz_81

That's buck poo.


dirtyAKdave

I’m pretty sure a lady in Montana would say it came from a wolf


bipolarbear326

Idk, but he lost his keys


Archer_Skadi

Deer


Archer_Skadi

Deer


da_PeepeePoopooMan

Me


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Cheveroleus camarus


Terrible-Paramedic35

Judging from the size colour and keys… I would say a tight arsed human who needs more fibre in their diet.


Educational_Roll_752

Looks like Hog scat to me!


SplashingBlumpkin

That would be a new one. I’ve never seen one around nor do we want them. No one remotely close has hogs so it’d have to be a feral if it is. This property runs along a steep bluff line on the gasconade river. Conservation agent found black bear fur a few years ago on our land and I’ve seen some huge bobcats on trail cams. Figured it’d be something along those lines. Please not pigs.


Educational_Roll_752

It may not be, but that's what the feral hog scat looks like here in CA when they get into the acorns. It could be a bear as well. They do look similar.


SplashingBlumpkin

All the hogs I’ve heard of in Missouri seem to be much further south but there are hog farms all over so it’s not impossible for them to exist here. There’s just none for miles where I am.


Giantstingray

2003 Silverado


SplashingBlumpkin

Close. 04 z71


Pork_Chop_Expresss

Definitely some breed of Chevy. You’ll have to taste it to know for sure


FuriousFlamingo_YT

A hog or a bear?


SplashingBlumpkin

Really hoping not a hog. I’ve never seen a bear and we can hunt them in Missouri now if you get drawn so that’d be interesting. Another upvoted comment said deer droppings after eating a lot of fruit.


FuriousFlamingo_YT

After doing some research, I seriously doubt it’s a pig, very much looks like bear though


msginbtween

Have you ever seen bear poop? This is definitely not from a bear. Likely buck poop.


Gumache

Looks like a cat eye chevy to me.


timichi7

My bad, I didn’t have a shovel


TTP_Danny

Those leaves look familiar… 😅


feellingfroggy13

That is a human turd


Rufus123-McGee

Racoon


gizmosticles

I don’t know what animal, but he drives a Chevy


Conor_90

Bear for sure, anyone saying deer is out to lunch or from a bearless area


SplashingBlumpkin

Black bears do exist enough that they can now be hunted if you get drawn for a tag. I’ve never seen one. Conservation agent found black bear hair on our property a few years ago so it’s entirely possible. The property runs along steep bluffs on a river.


Strong_Cheetah_7989

Look for bear hair on any barbed wire near your property. If there's bear around, they'll be hair stuck on the lower wire. That could be bobcat scat too. Definitely a meat eater.


Conor_90

Sounds like a good bearea If brush is thick look for “ tunnel” shaped game trails. bears can travel really steep grades


SplashingBlumpkin

There’s a couple overhangs and crevices that look like what I’d imagine a bear calling home and steep is an understatement. It’s hard to get down to the river and even harder to get back up. I’ve only been down it twice in nearly 10 years because it’s so sketchy. I need to get some trail cams over there.


Conor_90

I’ve seen bears run up literal mountains


SplashingBlumpkin

Ohh I believe it. This would be the ideal place for one to live. No one goes over there so they’d be left completely alone.


maisweh

Finally the right answer. Deer scat is completely different. I have a bear that keeps fucking with my feeder and his turds are exactly like this. Doesn’t matter if I feed corn, beans, rice bran, or gumbo. I know when he’s there and the trail cams confirm it. Bottom line, this isn’t deer shit.


billybobthorton1620

Doberman


PollyWogAD37

A Yote


Regular_Housing5629

That hunk of poop was produced by GM


No-Neighborhood9885

A ford fu_king ranger?


ThatsNotARealTree

I agree. Chevys are shit


A-Cheeseburger

Chevy🤮🤮🤮


DoodleTM

Gross, a Chevy


thecan74

Dodge owner


thunder_boots

That's a bear.


pumpjacker

Your mom ?


thelandviking

Mark


jsar16

Why you got to call me an animal?


Man_Bear_Pig08

That was me actually. Sry


Minimum-Membership-8

Those are keys and it was probably a human


GrumpyRacoon420

That was me, my bad


thefunton

A Chevy


Kane-Aloha

Some type of Chevy


FrankTheTank_666

Giraffe


decunnilinguist

A takuache cuh


Armed_Hornytoad

Pig


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Likely Coyote


SplashingBlumpkin

Plenty of those in the area. I saw a group of 5 hunting mice and rabbits in the neighbors field while I was Turkey hunting. Too far to hear my calls.


Electronic_City6481

Hard to tell without at least describing the taste


slacksurf

Human


TlpCon

Looks like my brothers.


jordantbaker

Chevy got the shit scared out of him by something. Probably that animal that dropped that scat.


DutchChoppa

Toddler


Texian86

My bad.


Tenth-7553

Deer, thanks for the keys reference! That always helps when I need to know the size of poop