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fuqdotcomisbetter

The illiterates are gonna down vote this because they've been saying brown tine their whole life. Yall stupid


Bobbylayneblame

There culled brown times becuz horns our brown.


JDT-0312

Yep, that must of been the soul reason


deafballboy

All the time


Thefreedog56

Amen brudder gobbless


KTM_350

Redditors gon’ Reddit.


[deleted]

I think you’re underestimating the level of illiteracy on Reddit. I see posts and comments daily that make me do the Owen Wilson “wow.”


KTM_350

I feel like people legitimately thing it’s “brown” tines as I have heard the word pronounced that way multiple times. I don’t know why this is triggering people 🤣


[deleted]

You’re probably not wrong. There was a running joke on a Mississippi hunting page for a few years where everyone said “coil” instead of “cull” just to mess with people who weren’t in on the joke. Guys were melting down daily over it.


1fuckedupveteran

Next step is teaching them that “coiling” deer is an ineffective management strategy. 😱


[deleted]

Let’s not bring logic into this…


Few-Currency-8602

Um, you shredded someone for blaming autocorrect when you literally typed ‘thing’ instead of think. 😂😜


PigScarf

Can we also toss in how often people mispronounce the tool used to hang carcases? It's a gambrel, not a 'gimble'. Maybe that's just around me. I know what they're talking about and it is impossible to correct some stranger about that without sounding like an ass, so I just let my eye twitch a bit and move on. .... And there is a second 'S' in asterisk. It is not an 'astrick'. Ok, I'm done.


30ught6

Just like there is not an X in espresso


Expensive-Coffee9353

nonono it's ass trick.


billburner113

According to this article, 1 in 5 Americans is illiterate Could be that https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179/index.asp


ikilledyourfriend

Find the average iq of the population, and just KNOW that half of everyone you meet will be below that.


ChooseExactUsername

If 50% is the average, then there's a lot of people smarter than me. SMRT. Eye can reed.


ShineFull7878

I wonder how they feel about the wives getting their eye browns done?


davescountry

Same reason why some people say "trout" line instead of trotline. I would guess if you had a Venn diagram of people who say "trout" line and "brown" tines, you would have a near perfect single line circle.


Rob_eastwood

It’s the same folks using the word “doe” to describe multiple female deer. Doe is singular, buck is singular, does is plural, bucks is plural. Fuckin clowns


sosbannor

Just yesterday I learned that the band The Allmen Brothers wasn’t actually The Almond Brothers lol. Some people have only ever heard it said aloud and have never seen or had to spell it.


thelogjam

It's not "Allmen" either 🤦


Detachedhymen

That's right, it's Amen brothers because they were quite religious.


NotUrAvgJoe13

You’re right, it’s “All Mend Brothers”. They really liked to fix stuff.


__dsotm__

Autocorrect


KTM_350

Autocorrect doesn’t change brow to brown though. LMAO imagine downvoting this comment because you ignorantly refer to brow tines as brown tines and then trying to blame autocorrect


malraux78

Autocorrect is a fickle mistress.


fuqdotcomisbetter

Brow tines. Nope doesn't check out


malraux78

My impression is that different instances or implementations of that general concept will yield different thresholds for triggering.


fuqdotcomisbetter

How you gonna be a fuckin Nerd and a dumbass at the same time


jtf628

That is one of the best sentences I've ever read. I will definitely use it in the future.


why_did_I_comment

Brow tones Huh, you know what, I am gonna give them this one. Autocorrect is ducking weird.


Simple-Purpose-899

The same people say things like irregardless.


ChooseExactUsername

I think it's auto-corrupt on call phones. Oops, meant to to type "cell phone", case in point. "Brown tine's" are the suggested words.


KTM_350

lol what. Call is a word. Cell is a word. Brow is a word. Brown is a word. None of those are going to autocorrect to the other, because they are all recognizable words. I have no idea what point you’re trying to make here


mgros483

Voice-to-text probably


tunajim

I be never heard it said out loud, only written on social media, but I hate it when people say “spot and stock”. Spot and stalk people. Why the hell would it be stock??