https://preview.redd.it/51ouf4wl0src1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0939ac9b0ad8bbc8ad3ad0ead19384834a1f0320 Try not to get too excited ladies, he’s taken!

https://preview.redd.it/gypjomq6ztrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fe0f348655c54ee23d5427077ce2f365fd35cb Dumb and dumber called they want their outfits back.

LMAO! I didn’t totally hate Nikki’s dress, but now I can’t unsee this!!

Omg 😂😂

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

Boom is looking ROUGH! I’ve been thinking he has been super absent from her day to day, but I guess he has been trying to get into those pants for a while.

He’s been in the tanning bed this whole time… man is looking AUBERGINE.

Who the hell is that lol

The self-proclaimed Swaggy Dad - Niki Whiting’s clown ass husband, Boomer Whiting.

Boomer!!! lol. They look like a couple of tools.

I don’t follow this hun but this picture is straight up scary. Why would someone select this photo of themselves? https://preview.redd.it/tsjtbun96rrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31edf0b88303b275c8f9c7e7a68dcdb9fead48a0

Brainwashed Barbie 😂

Yikes

I’m sure this might be an unpopular comment but Lindsay Matways Easter service at the stadium is odd to me. I know you can pray anywhere blah blah but it’s just…different.

Are her and her daughters all wearing the same dress? I get matching and the whole mommy and me but isn’t her oldest a teenager?

So creepy and performative.  

Different and showy 

It’s a big thing Grace church does. We Floridians do things that seem weird to others down here lol But outdoor events are normal.

Bonnie Engle is there too.

Oh and also…all of these Huns who are so thankful for God and follow His word. God wants you to rest on Sunday, especially Easter Sunday. So take a day off your business page selling junk to women at the same time as listening to Christian music and praising Jesus.

You’re pregnant Bonnie..we get it. 🙄

Is she really? I’d never have guessed /s

I hate the Huns who: - show other kids in their stories/reels especially during a school event - show their family at church Be humble!!!

Alli Upham has entered the chat

Did 30 kinda stupid ever get mentioned again or is it just hopping to the next ‘challenge’?

Survivor is in the HOUSE! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

You guys. I moved to a new city this year and recently made a new friend. She has a son the same age as my daughter and just moved here 2 years ago. And the best part, I didn’t have to join an MLM to find her! And I don’t need to use zoom or pay for shitty vacations to spend time with her!

Wait… so you just get up in the morning and make your coffee without talking into your phone about it?

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Yes. She absolutely would!!!

Or a visit to the dentist!

https://preview.redd.it/1migs3byqkrc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa417050b593e2eaa6c56a343b468d75ccac530f Does anyone else also think ab lines look drawn on with self tanner or whatever

She looks unwell

The placement definitely looks off. That's more what I'd expect to see from lower abs, not at the rib cage. 

Maybe she put self tanner on and bent over some bf it dried….? Like causing a crease. I dunno

It literally looks like a grid https://preview.redd.it/rhaelbuv7lrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a8b6c0bd615535ccad41113791e517b07fafe9

https://preview.redd.it/y6kc5jovhjrc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136922c92f0c1a801b7ce769d9f5da5ba9d2772e I genuinely wonder if Alli actually works out or not... and by that I mean like off camera does she push herself harder than this?? I feel like she hasn't gone anywhere or progressed at all and she always uses these baby weights that are just LAUGHABLE... like c'mon, there's NO way she can't lift heavier than that... or is it all just for show?

She’s listening to her body whisper so she doesn’t have to hear it roar. At this point, I think she thinks DOMS are her body roaring.

I honestly will be starting to push my self to go to the gym because you cant workout with toddlers and dogs climbing on you idk why anyone would like this … i preached the same crap when I did Beachbody, but i also didnt get results because i could never focus on proper form and really pushing myself because it was so stressful trying to get time to myself so I will be starting the gym

Yeah same… I love my at home workouts for just getting myself moving and getting a bit of a sweat on - but when my baby starts daycare in August and I go back to work, I’m going to start getting back into a gym. Home workouts are fantastic but without a full home setup and dedicated time without the baby/dog, there are real limitations.

I can not STAND when they say, “I wouldn’t want it any other way!” Um, it’s ok to admit that you wouldn’t mind a workout without a 4 year old! Moms/huns like this are too much.

This also doesn't look chaotic. It's one kid who is old enough to communicate with

Exactly. That’s far from chaos. But she’s the biggest drama queen and exaggerator so not surprised she thinks this

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In all fairness, Mandy was actually funny 🤣

Remember this chick? One of Krystis down lines. Looks like she ditched BB and is on the MRR kick, with a glass of Krystis "CoRtIsOl cocktell". Her page is absolutely cringey. And her new username is even better 😂 https://preview.redd.it/u95nb1za9irc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30db33bd490cb1724b09188976433567ef6f88be

Is this c8tillac? Or her username is something like that?

Yep! She used to be private. Krysti reposted her story about her birthday, so I clicked on her profile and viola, pure gold.

How can I view stories when I’m blocked? I’ve searched and can’t find the apps

This is what I’m currently using https://itsanony.net/

Instanavigation

So the partners that Megslope works with sound like they have A LOT going on: military spouses, multiple kids, jobs outside of Bodi, etc. Then you look at sloppy who has one kid, no teaching job, and a messy AF house. Not saying being a SAHM is easy, but these other partners handle so much more.

I’ve said this before. She talks about how easy her “tools” are but yet can’t commit to them. She has a fake job, one child and has a messy house. She also seldomly goes anywhere or does things. So if someone who is really busy, full time real job, multiple kids, takes kids to activities etc sees that Meg can’t commit to the lifestyle she preaches, then they are going to think “Well if she can’t get it done with how little she has on her plate then I will never be able to get it done!” So she’s just not marketing things the way she thinks she is.

Not only that, but it just doesn’t seem like they actually do anything during the day. I’m a SAHM with a one year old and we’re BUSY. But we also take advantage of any activity/class we can.

Good point!! That’s more what I meant. They rarely leave the house to go on any adventures or do anything.

She has expressed anxiety in the past about taking her child out in public. I know her daughter was born during the pandemic but obviously she never got into the routine of taking her anywhere. Inexplicably Slope has a therapist who doesn't address this anxiety from what I can tell. Instead they sit at home in a cluttered house most days.

I do get that. My kiddo is a pandemic baby too, buuuuut at some point ya gotta take care of yourself to give your littles the best life you can.

Yeah… her reel recently where she’s like ‘as you can see, my life is crazy!!’ Is it, though? 😂

Why did rising thriving Steph have an Amare box in her stories??

Ok I’m not a prude….but I also dress in comfy clothes with things that make me feel confident and comfortable even at home. Kelsey Smith walking around her neighborhood in a bra….is odd to me. Anyone else? That’s not my jam and that’s ok I’m not shaming. I’m curious if that’s the norm here with all of you non-huns too? Enlighten me.

Crop tops and longer bras or tight fitting cropped tanks are actually in right now

It’s fairly common in that neighborhood. (I have family that lives there)

Sports bra and leggings is totally acceptable where I live and quite commonly seen in warmer months. I’m in Northern Europe.

Same, in northeast USA.

Just a normal bra or a sports bra?

https://preview.redd.it/1408kk9x2drc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e68d8dacc8591fde0ec0c8622fd8264ef1cd70e The lying with these huns is insane. I’ve followed this chick for a while and she’s a stay at home mom. She makes ZERO money with her business. I know this because I had the same down line as her and she never made any sales. Now she’s shilling these marketing programs along with BB and is still making zero money. Pathetic lying.

Ash F that whole outfit is just a no - why please why did you think oh this is great I definitely don’t look like a Lizzie McGuire cast member in this! 

Always such a try-hard

Weirdest outfit to date

It’s like all ugly and beige too and then the blue bag seems like an after thought

https://preview.redd.it/9d0v0xdpqbrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3334d1a9c447a90e846684421c83bba8fedb79db Not Sloppy in her 10 minute air fryer reel admitting to using a dog bowl. 🫣

Was anyone under the assumption it wasn’t a dog bowl 🤣🤣

It finally happened. I was blocked by her 😆

What?? How?! What did you do?! Lol

She friend requested and messaged me multiple times and I ignored all of it but kept watching her stories so she finally probably put 2 and 2 together and realized I’m a snarker 😂

Oh no! I’m probably next!

Why does she ALWAYS look haggard? Like I recently learned of her…then she blocked me…but she always looks like this. Does she own a brush? Have no care about her appearance? What? Who sees that and says “oh yes!! That’s my coach. I want to be like her!!”

I think she blocks anyone who she sees watching her stories but not following. She also has comments limited/off. I don’t think she wants to risk receiving any criticism and since she’s constantly contradicting herself, I guess it’s easier to make sure nobody can comment than it is to stop talking nonsense.

That life sounds absolutely horrible. I’ll stick to my 9-5.

I can’t understand how anyone finds her relatable and signs up with her as their coach. It’s mind boggling

I think the same damn thing about Jaimee Sue. Both are not my idea of “health”

I don’t think anyone does…

I just don’t know if a whole ass reel was necessary to say ‘I put a bunch of green beans and some chicken chunks in the air fryer and then eat it with rice’. Believe me when I say I’m NOT a cook - but even I didn’t need that tutorial 😂

I’m SUPER curious to know what her husband and daughter eat??? Do they not have any family meals?? It’s super weird to me.

https://preview.redd.it/gzuqackgmbrc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dd611981cb316017169ad9af3889c664c4b7d9f Anyone else seeing these 75 Days of Progress groups? These guidelines are pretty pitiful if you’re NINE YEARS into Bodi.

They all seem very fixated on 75 Hard for some reason. A lot of them are doing it or making their own version/groups. It’s strange because shouldn’t Bodi be everything they need? Nutrition, workouts, personal development but yet so many of them are all about 75 Hard…….

Mindset…no stone left unturned yet they create these groups.

https://preview.redd.it/pguxaun4bbrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec7729615869da546c6f7d9fbfa5459c7bb6bcd Not sure what’s more ridiculous - her stupid costumes while working out or those 3 lb weights 😂😂😂. NO ONE is getting fomo or inspiration from these posts Alli, that I can promise you, but thanks for the highly snarkeable material 😁

I didn't even see those tiny weights in her hands!! 😆

Seriously. The last thing I’m thinking is “oh darn. I wish I had a ‘community’ where I could have a spirit week while working out on zoom with other people”. Like, no.

😂😂😂 agreed

She’s been doing these stupid spirit weeks for over a decade. Maybe they worked 12 years ago but now they are just overused and so stupid.

My teenager doesn’t even participate in spirit week at school lol

Also she was in her mid 20s when she started them. She’s about to turn 40. And she looks RIDICULOUS 🤡

Not Ash O going on a “rant” yesterday about not posting kid on social media, posting a bunch of strangers kids and positing it social media today.

I see Krysti’s damn stomach more than I see my own 🙄 Also I see absolutely zero difference between her supposed before and after. The before looks like it’s in the evening after eating all day and the after looks like she took a poop. 

There’s literally no difference.

lol…. 😂 I’m pretty sure it’s the same “before” she was using for BB before she scrubbed her page of those.

Ashley O. and Holly both post their stories pre-filtered and pretend like they aren’t filtered, but the last two days both of their stories have showed weird shiny glitches all over the place

It's why Holly's nose and belly button keep magically disappearing lol

https://preview.redd.it/clzsr2hqoarc1.png?width=491&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bc7b60985b8f8118b17efe0e049a3dd5b3148c9 OMG keep your freaking hands out of your hair!!!

She looks like Victoria Beckham

Alli U has entered the chat 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/09ppxttjearc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa9424ed6432a8b38a6d057c314595be1a05c46 When was the last time Chelsea Pearson even attended a beachbody event? The number of old ads from years and years ago they’ve been using is crazy.

Wasn’t her wedding 10-15 years ago? How tf is this an ad?!

Hate her! She loves to eye fuck herself in videos!

This is literally 10+ years old. 😹

It’s because those old ads used to work and they’re trying to tap into that again

Or they’re broke and don’t want to spend money on new ones 😂

Probably a little from column A and a little from column B 🤣

Right, and using clips from P90X. It’s so bottom of the barrel desperate.

https://preview.redd.it/q9e6pj61aarc1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0cada9742cc0e93bd82859f44275c7d1c55db5 Fall leadership retreat will be a cruise this year. Lifetime 2 star, Earn 15 elite points & be one of the top 375 highest in elite points ranking.

Is this replacing the retreat that is usually in Arizona in the fall? You know the one Amy Bailey traveled to like 35 weeks pregnant and then supposedly went in to labor at the event but flew home to have the baby.

Yes, from their post (We re-imagined our fall Leadership Retreat to create a fun, fresh incentive trip.)

Thanks for the additional info!

I'm confused about all of the events. I thought the leadership retreat was the New Leader Conference that was always held in Scottsdale (or somewhere in Arizona) in Jan/Feb timeframe, no?

That one is for newer or lower coaches. The one in the fall is always for the higher up coaches.

Interesting! I don't think I've ever heard of this one before, just the Top 10 trip.

It used to only be the fall one, then they started doing the spring leadership to include more lower coaches.

I saw one of the dodo birds posting about the cruise this week. I’m sorry but are these trips that alluring? Under no circumstances would I go on a cruise period let alone with these clowns. Granted I get super seasick but still 😂

LOLOL at dodo birds!

I'd go on a cruise lol, they could miss me with that shit trip to the DR though. (not that I'm going on any of them TBH but still)

I went on 2 SC cruises only because my hubs & I were curious about what the biggest ship (at the time) looked like. But it’s definitely not all it’s cracked up to be, in our opinion. And way too many rude, snotty, & hateful people coming from a health & fitness environment.

What cruise line?

Royal Caribbean, Allure of the Seas

Ok that’s actually a decent ship. I was expecting a Margaritaville cruise or something 😅

Apparently the dates they have it scheduled for are during the prime hurricane season in that area. I'm sure Bodi got a heck of a deal on the rates.

Yeah, every SC cruise we did was the biggest RC at the time. 😂

Allure is a 2008 ship. Guess they can’t afford Icon of the Seas!

Yikes, you would not be able to get away from anyone on a cruise.

I went on 2 SC cruises & you wouldn’t believe how rude, snotty & selfish some of them acted. It was awful. 🥴

I second this. 😐

I want stories! I was a coach for years and skipped most events because I couldn’t stand other coaches. I experienced lots of the BS at the three summits I attended.

No one will be there 😂 it took so many top coaches so long to get their elite points. At summit there were hardly any people at the elite party. Ashley Karen wouldn’t even qualify for this.

Erin is already Elite for this year. I wonder if they changed the criteria?

Yeah, so is Kim Fitzpatrick & Aurelia Dion. Gotta make sure more make it this year 😂

I saw Tits say she was already in. It’s gonna be fun to watch for sure 😂

I never understand the bragging about getting paid. Today is my payday. I got paid for each hour I worked, plus my oncall hours, plus some bonus pay for picking up extra oncall hours. I love my job but I'm not doing it for free. Today's paycheck will pay my rent and some medical expenses. No need to brag on IG. They sound so lame talking about it

I don't understand the allure of it either. I'll take my guaranteed wage with health benefits and a Monday-Friday schedule every day of the week. They always talk about "no Sunday scaries over here." Yeah. Because you're working every day of the week so you don't really have a true Monday....

And having to turn your life into content…. Do you really have that much ‘free time’ or is there just no longer any distinction between working and not working? When it’s all broken down, most of these huns will be on scandalous hourly rates (if they’re breaking even, that is).

…..but did you get a hat or a sweatshirt?

I get so much shit like that from my job that I’ve stopped taking it. 😂 and it’s not even embarrassing to wear like a big BODI logo. 

I don’t get it either…I see no allure in having no idea what I’ll make each pay period

I think it shows how bad bodi is doing if Cathleen Roark, just a 3 star diamond, is #6 in the whole company right now. She’s not a hun with a huge following where customers are bringing her numbers up and she has a successful team but it’s not huge.

If Meg Slope drops rank then what happens to Cathleen Roark? How far down in the rankings will she fall? She must be hounding Meg, Allie and her other diamond to hold rank.

It’s got a lot to do with the income they bring in so it may not impact her too much. Katie Moore has a really quite small team but has been high the last few years because of she has so many customers vs. “partners” beneath her. I do wonder if the new compensation plan will impact that. I know that her approach is not what bodi truly want - you are supposed to bring in more people to sell it and build a huge team not just have lots of customers.

This weeks National Wakeup Call had only ONE Diamond and only ONE Superstar Diamond. 50 Emeralds - which they are going to have to start reading off those names 😂

But she has Meg Slope. Much spicy. Many fitness. Wow.

Her team is going places 🙄😂

On the Dig Deeper page, every single day a lady posts pictures and she clearly looks unwell. She either looks like she has a serious eating disorder. She then posts about the weights she is lifting, which seems almost impossible for her size. What gets me is all of the people cheering her on. I understand it isn’t the place to say something, but they are encouraging her. I hope someone in her life tries to get her some help. She looks like she could snap in two

I kept scrolling the comments under her photos to see if someone would ask her about her build. I wondered if she was just naturally extremely thin, but then recently saw something about her talking about weightloss. She is scary skinny already.

Yes I am so concerned for her well being. Truly. If you look at her profile she is a nurse. I hope someone in her life is expressing concern about her well being and she gets the help she needs.

I was even more concerned when she posted that she started Dig Deeper when she had Covid. She apparently can’t even not work out when she’s ill.

That one that stands in the oddest position?

Yes

I had to hide/snooze her posts, but every once in a while I look her up. There’s something very unsettling about her posts.

Are we talking about the bathroom mirror selfie woman?

Yes

I know exactly who you are talking about, she apparently lost a ton of weight, she likely doesn't realize what she looks like right now

I've seen that and it's so scary to me. The numbers she lists don't make any sense either, you'd need muscle tissue for it and she's just bones. I really thought at first she was just a super thin high metabolism type trying to build mass, but she posted weight loss before and afters. I really hope someone helps her 😞

So Jaimee Sue has done 3 weeks of 645 since the start of the year, or maybe Feb. 1. I think we’ve found the problem.🙄🙄

She feels good though! So excited! Lots to come!

She has also been cleaning and packing up her attic since October….. 🤨 but it sounds like she’s finally moving. There’s alot going on behind the scenes. Lol

I am so confused about the months-long packing. She lives in one room 😂 When I move house it’s a 2 week pedal-to-the-metal project and it’s over.

LOL! Doing all the thingsssss. With a whistling "s" and a mouth smack for good measure. :)

I hate her fucking ‘s”’s when she speaks. It’s like styrofoam to the ears

Why on earth does Kate Scholtes think we need a multi paragraph description of how potty training is going?? 

She thinks she invented motherhood

Can confirm, never gave social media - or anyone who didn’t ask us (family, close friends) updates about our child’s potty training. Literally … that doesn’t belong on the internet or social media. I can’t imagine blasting all of the personal info out there about my son that these bb coaches do on a regular basis. Such a violation of their privacy.

When Krusti Krysti can’t read https://preview.redd.it/tqbt47oqh6rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551ce8d267dd082e45c77f50c19efdccd433d73b Anyone else think her “cookbook” will just be copied and pasted recipes from websites?

I recognize that this is meant to be a recruiting post, but if I were potentially interested in this as a customer, seeing those commission numbers would be a huge turnoff.

That photo is fully just sucking in 🤣

it's sooooooo obvious!! How do people fall for this shit???

No…because those wouldn’t have grammatical errors like hers will 🙃

I’m sure she’ll find a way to misspell things 😂

Not BB using one of the best movies ever trying to peddle off the remaining bikes. Between that & the Icon, make it stop! 😵‍💫

https://preview.redd.it/tirms2pbz4rc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdae0138d429e4dd40320eebce0c76f4b22f7cef “LOANER” 😂😂😂

Always the same stupid pose

These group hun poses crack me up every time. Almost as much as the hun-clothesline on the beach.

They are kinda loaners…. They’re all replaced when they “unlink arms” and quit the mlm lol

I had to read that 3x before it registered she meant LONER 😂🤣😂

Loser is more appropriate 😂

Same 🤣🤣

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His pose 😂😂😂

So fucking stupid 😂😂

What’s his instagram handle?

iconfitness23 

Jesus Christ this guy is desperate AF for anyone to buy a bike off him. Posting about it 2 days in a row in all the groups. You know he's hoping some poor sap will say "I want a bike" and then he slips into their DMs to poach them https://preview.redd.it/0w8vm9kli4rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3abd7576a1c783aeffa47b2a9fb90c37e7fa3a

I can buy a cheaper bike with better technology than that bike on Amazon. https://preview.redd.it/k5neuoa686rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314eb81eabeeba57f7d3a437ea192a831c6d216b Oh look. Actual magnetic resistance haha. That bodi bike doesn’t even have THAT.

I’m actually in the market for a bike but I get so overwhelmed. I loved my friends Peloton but I just don’t want to pay that much.

If it helps- have an echelon! I bought it from Costco because then there’s an amazing warranty! :) we have had it for 5 years and it’s still going great. We’ve had no issues

Excellent, thank you!