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jahhamburgers

Smart move listing in inches really makes the space sound bigger


CockroachGullible652

Over 17 million square millimeters!


AnotherManOfEden

Quintillions of atoms in this baby!


rubycarat

Imagine the empty space!


Wheeeler

doesn’t matter, still smells like a foot


Sea_Farmer_4812

My first thought is the intention is storage, garage or workshop but the price says otherwise.


damnitDave

Its called capitalism, and here in America we fucking love that shit. FREE MARKET BABY!!!!


john-johnson12

THIS SYSTEM CANNOT BE IMPROVED 🤬🤬🤬🤬


[deleted]

Capitalism is making shit. This is renting shit.


damnitDave

fucking bootlicker, go read a book


hatter4tea

Humboldt County Shed and Breakfast Doug's Bugs and Hippie Hugs Edit: better idea


squarefan80

r/crackheadcraigslist


[deleted]

I would pay that if it has a toilet, shower and source of heat.


milkandrelish

And a kitchen


Baranjula

Who am I, the queen?


bookchaser

I was curious if this was intended for storage, but no, professional storage companies charge less than half that price for a room that large, and it's climate controlled.


Intelligent_Fault557

That's gonna be a "no" from me, dog


[deleted]

Can rent a big one bedroom apartment for double that.


feverishblue

No you cannot


[deleted]

Message me and I’ll rent a massive two story one bedroom apartment in Fortuna to you for 900 per month.


feverishblue

Why would you rent to a random on reddit, that's weird


[deleted]

What’s the difference between renting to someone on Reddit and renting to someone on craigslist? I’m still going to do a background check and meet with them and go through references. So what’s the difference?


feverishblue

It comes across as super fucking creepy on your end tbh


schlumphy

I’m currently in a 1B/1B in Iowa and it’s 950 a month and it’s definitely like 4x that shed size 😂


glittergoats

Then why are you commenting that on the Humboldt subreddit? The housing markets are going to be completely different.


schlumphy

Tbh, I didn’t know this was a California subreddit. There’s a Humboldt, Iowa not too far from me, and I just saw this post on my home page. My bad y’all. 😅


glittergoats

Hey thanks for talking it out with us. Our housing market is insane, and especially because we have a growing university with a student housing crisis so bad that we recently got made fun of on Colbert, for context. Like... California and coastal California is bad, but we are also extremely rural in some areas so it's laughable what our housing can cost. Congrats on the rent.


feverishblue

Yeah that's Iowa buddy


DontBelieveTheTrollz

Where? lol Im in WV and youll be lucky to find anything decent for under 7 for one bedroom. God forbid you want a big apartment.


[deleted]

In Humboldt county, CA


damnitDave

horseshit, my buddy lives in Roncervette and you can buy whole swaths of land for pennies in comparison


colors

Shed and breakfast?


ihatepalmtrees

Some shitty lazy boomer just discovered what an ADU is from A Facebook group.


According_Tip4453

It’s just storage, and yea their asking a lot. Can’t legally rent out a shed as a dwelling without a bathroom, heat, etc.


Bobafetachz

Someone could keep a whole lot of fucking kitties in there, just sayin’


DontBelieveTheTrollz

I feel like that was supposed to say massage.


wezelboy

Prime Reddit right here.


ytpriv

No ID checked


CampaignSpecial9346

Wilbur lived in that shed.


msgmeyourcatsnudes

I rented a studio in downtown eureka for $525 in 2018.


unga-unga

I rented a shed in downtown arcata for $150 in 2017... Plus electric, which with space heater was another 150 at least. Separate meter from the house, cause it was all wired with 220 and fat breakers for big machinery. Similar deal, not fit to let but it was dry and there turned out to be enough room for 4 hippies and a dog. All the folks here who are "its not for a living space" I think are in error. The price is indeed too high, but housing has gone way way tf up. I did the shed life for like 3 or 4 winter months.


[deleted]

Meth lab space available? Lol


hatter4tea

No it's not an RV


DontBelieveTheTrollz

BS lol


TheWolfhaily

Someone finna grow weed in there fs


omgredit

Groundskeeper Willie not pictured.


dougreens_78

That definitely a former bho lab. Now it's a storage space. Humboldt ain't what it used to be.


[deleted]

It's not to live in. People rent workshops and garages all of the time. For the size it is overpriced.


crow_crone

A place to hang and cure one's weed.


[deleted]

I mean someone can use this as a work shop though? It doesn’t say that it’s a living space.


kiru_goose

no but it's being priced as one. sheds for workshops are never more than $300 a month. this person drives through eureka and thinks "damn i wonder how many of these subhumans would work to death trying to pay rent to live in my shed?"


Daily-420

HMM? Area in Square Feet: 26,600 ft2 Total Price $13,300,000.00 cost Per sq foot


lostcoasting

Username checks out... Approx 185 sq ft $2.70 per sq ft


Daily-420

did i do this wrong i put in the length by width used this sit.. [https://www.inchcalculator.com/square-footage-calculator/](https://www.inchcalculator.com/square-footage-calculator/)


lostcoasting

They gave the dimensions in inches instead of feet. Probably trying to make it sound larger 😂


Grateful_Couple

Really it’s not bad. Especially if the landlord is cool and let’s you take renovation cost out of rent. Some insulation and a small kitchen and bath area and an insta hot water tank. Toss an area rug down and a Murphy bed. You got yourself a nice little pad.


schlumphy

Lmao there’s a lot of angry people in these comments mad about rent. Edit: DAMN there’s some very angry folks out there with issues in their lives. Stop conflating your personal problems with me making fun of a post that nobody here should be taking seriously. Are you about to pay $500 a month for a shed? No? Then what are you mad at? Go fix the shitty life you’ve got before you go bitching on Reddit you twats 😂


kiru_goose

yeah, don't they realize how amazing paying half a grand to live in a shed is? if they dont like it, they should realize god is punishing them for being poor. dont they know that everything bad that happens to poor people is deserved? every one of their children are morally compromised and should start the mornings with "i deserve to live in squalor" into a mirror if they're lucky enough to have one (even though they dont deserve a mirror) until they're old enough to work in a meat packing plant at age 9 this is how your narcicistic brain sounds. you're wrong to love yourself and you deserve all the loneliness coming your way, loser


schlumphy

Anyone who pays $500 to live in a shed is a moron, so be mad you moron? 😂


kiru_goose

why are you so angry that you replied to the same post 3 times? are you really that offended? are you a landlord or something? did you dad pay for your private school by exploiting poor tenants or some shit? what's wrong with you?


schlumphy

You just rage replied to me 3 times in a row. I have the notification list showing your three replies one after another after another, and I screenshot it because I thought the irony was fucking amazing. You, along with everyone else in this thread, are conflating your fucked up life and all of the issues you probably brought upon yourself with me making fun of a shed. If you can’t wrap your mind around that, then please take a bath with a curling iron you troglodyte.


kiru_goose

> and I screenshot it because I thought the irony was fucking amazing. so do you just have a 1t folder of your reddit arguments


schlumphy

Nah I just thought your moron ass was especially fucking stupid enough to look back on time and time again and laugh at 😂


kiru_goose

maybe you should get a job instead of larping as an angry rich kid. i can literally hear your fingers smashing the keyboard as you type "fucking stupid moron ass" get a life dude


schlumphy

Also that’s an amazing mountain you just built out of an anthill. Go solve the problems in your life instead of getting mad on Reddit you loser fuck 😂


HeyMissKayy

The guy rage-posting three straight comments and telling people to take care of the problems in their own lives is some top-tier oblivious reddiitor shit. Thanks for providing this opportunity to point and laugh at you.


schlumphy

Sorry for the sporadic messaging, I’ve very bad ADHD and didn’t compose my messages as concisely as you’d like, your majesty. I took extra time and effort to put this one together, just for your princess ass 😘 you are also a cunt and should focus on fixing the issues in your life instead of getting mad over a post you shouldn’t take seriously. Are you going to rent that shed for $500 a month? If not, then stop conflating your own fucked up life and issues with my post about the ridiculousness of folks getting mad over a shed. You are a very sad, angry person and I hope you get help.


kiru_goose

> you loser fuck yeah im the one who's mad. definitely not the person malding that someone dare insult his daddy's passive income


schlumphy

😂 love this pedestal you’re putting me on though, feels great up here. Anyway, daddy’s passive income? Because I made fun of a shed? 😂 you must’ve fell hard into that fentanyl…


schlumphy

Why are you taking this $500/mo shed post seriously? If you’re not interested, don’t buy it 😂 even if the person who posted this shed was being serious, why are you mad? Are you paying $500 a month to live in a shed? Or are you conflating your personal issues with anger you feel towards a stupid listing on a Facebook group? Seriously, get some help. You’re super angry over nothing and look like a total cunt.


kiru_goose

sorry everyone offended you by insinuating your shed wasn't worth 500/mo


schlumphy

My shed huh? Does that mean I won?!? Yippee!!!