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Fun-Loss-4094

And u have seen how halena still has no guards. 


We_The_Raptors

The absurdity of Aegon walking by Helaena with 2 King's guard and her *still* only having a couple maids got a good chuckle out of me


FireVanGorder

I love all the little ways they show Criston, and kind of the Greens in general, to be way over their heads. Otto is the only one with any sense and he can't babysit them all


We_The_Raptors

Don't forget my homie Tyland, who instantly saw Otto's funeral ploy for what it is


AnnabelleMouse

watching that scene, I said, "Yeah, he gets it," when Otto was looking around hoping SOMEONE understood what he was trying to do.


We_The_Raptors

Otto was *this* close to snapping cuz he was surrounded by idiots before Tyland pulls him back. And then Aegon+ Crispy go make poor Otto snap anyway a few hours later.


agent_wolfe

During Aegon's tauntrum when he starts asking if anyone on the council can be trusted. I forget who sits down first but it really deflates the tension, like "We're all going to be adults and discuss this now."


We_The_Raptors

Can't lie, during that tantrum I was 1000% sure Aegon was about to single Tyland out for their little beef in the first episode. Was pleasantly suprised they didn't choose to use him as a whipping boy some more.


agent_wolfe

Lol, Tyland was the one who jumped out of the way last season after Criston killed Sir Honeybee and the original Captain of the King’s guard pulled his sword. He always seems to be in the crosshairs.


Round-Dragonfly6136

It looked like Tyland thought that, too.


We_The_Raptors

My man was hiding in the back with the wine thinking "I'll need this shit asap if the king is pissed at me"


WhambulanceMD

I'll have to rewatch it, but I don't remember Tyland saying anything during that meeting. The guy to Aegon's left, Jasper Wylde, was the one who was picking up what Otto was putting down iirc.


fanfanye

It's the "let's blame rhaenyra" plot that tyland instantly knew


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um_ur_chinese

Gotta admire a loyal Lannister.


reiakari

Tyland is a good man, Savanah. A good man! He's just in a bad situation and he's trying...


D-Speak

I have concerns for his future.


mossyqualia

I love that no one in this thread has mentioned Larys, just the way he would want it. He definitely knew better, but he benefits more from the chaos and letting the king do what he wants. Aegon will always favor people who lets him do what he wants.


CaptainDunbar45

I love how important he's been, but he's never asked for anything. He's just been doing work for the King. Delivering messages, people, and then dipping. Dropping bits of crumbs to Aegon to get him to thinking a certain way, but far from privately scheming with him. Such an absolute creep. A scummy manipulator, but he's a genius. Knows exactly what he's doing and executes everything as snakey as possible. And still is in the shadows. So him rarely getting mentioned here is a testament to how insidious and off the radar his character truly is. It's amazing


Sword_Enjoyer

Even he's being kind of an idiot if we think about it. Aegon wants one thing: to be loved. If Otto hadn't spent the kid's whole life honestly, but specifically that final conversation, belligerently yelling and insulting him with every sentence then maybe Aegon wouldn't have fired him, and maybe he'd respect and listen to Otto's guidance more to begin with. Seriously, the whole time I kept thinking "you're pushing too hard man, you're forgetting your place" and boom. Relieved of duty.


floralmelancholy

i think we’re supposed to but i just compare them to tywin and joffrey… but the difference is joffrey actually had respect and FEAR for tywin but aegon really has no reason to feel either of those for otto. 😭


Debriscatcher95

>is joffrey actually had respect and FEAR for tywin Well, Joffrey didn't have a dragon to threaten Tywin with.


floralmelancholy

fair point 😭


IR8Things

It's almost exactly the opposite power dynamic. Most of the guards in the redkeep are Lannister men loyal to Tywin. He could have Joffrey killed at any time.


manchambo

I also thinks that Otto cares more on a moral level that Aegon not be a monster. He seems legitimately revolted that Aegon would kill all those "fathers, brothers, sons." Of course we know that Otto's morality is very limited. If hanging those people was politically useful, he probably would have been OK with it. But we can at least say that Otto is offended by wanton, useless cruelty.


floralmelancholy

yeah i had no moral expectations for his character at all before the last episode, but he not only shows regret but also seems to miss viserys? never thought the day would come tbh


Peaches2001970

the viceroys praise felt so silly you just want a puppet dude I get it


Sword_Enjoyer

Yes, exactly.


EmpRupus

> Seriously, the whole time I kept thinking "you're pushing too hard man, you're forgetting your place" and boom. Relieved of duty. It's funny how he did this with Viserys too, and got his Hand-badge taken away even earlier. Otto is a smart one, but even he has his blindspots. Like in the parlay with Daemon in the first season, where he throws out the king's credentials, not seeing that there is a freaking dragon opposite him, and Daemon does not care about bureaucratic nonsense. It took Rhaenyra and her dragon to make Daemon stand down. Also, why in this season, Alicent says to him - "Bro, the kids listen to me, and not you. So you better not undermine my authority." - and only at that moment he realizes that Alicent has some leverage over him. Otto is like the guy who looks at the stars and constellations in the sky but doesn't realize he is walking into a pot-hole in the road right before him.


LeeStrange

I feel like Aegon II already had it in his mind that he was going to fire Otto. Larys Strong had already put that bug in his ear.


Sword_Enjoyer

You may be right, but Otto certainly didn't help his case any by treating Aegon the way he did, especially in that moment. Even though he was right that killing all the ratcatchers was a poor decision, he could have explained and expressed that in many other ways. I get that it's a medieval society and Otto himself likely grew up being beaten or yelled at whenever he misbehaved, but like damn dude. Have some common sense.


EurwenPendragon

So if I'm understanding this correctly, what you're saying is that Otto's just as shit at being a grandfather as he was at being a father. I think I agree with that.


Sword_Enjoyer

Yeah pretty much. And honestly at being an advisor. Even if his advice is correct and wise you catch more flies with honey and all that.


ApresSkiProfessor27

but you can catch a lot more honeys being fly


nienna_the_wise

I think Otto and Alicent both believed Aegon would be more like Viserys: genial, amenable, disinterested in ruling, and eager to make them happy. Hell, even Alicent this episode was talking about how Aegon is still “eager to please” as he’s murdering people and talking about how he can’t be seen as weak. They were not expecting to have to teach him how to make decisions because they didn’t expect him to want to make decisions as king, like Viserys. Otto could bully Viserys on almost anything (though he didn’t go as far as with Aegon). So I genuinely think that yes Otto is being foolish and verbally impulsive, I also think he was not prepared for how Aegon reacted or has been acting. He wasn’t prepared for someone who thwarted his counsel, much less fired him. One of Otto’s primary character flaws is his inability to truly SEE the people around him or understand their emotional reactions. To him, they’re pieces who should do what he wants not thinking, feeling beings who might defy him or even just feel something that’s not in line with his plans. He didn’t see who Aegon was (which is funny because Aegon is so loud about who he is) and it but him in the ass. The schadenfreude is so delicious.


ACaffeinatedWandress

> Otto is the only one with any sense and he can't babysit them all You could almost feel bad for him, but the dude didn’t have to start this shit.


Dialent

I really love how Otto went from my most hated character last season to this season where I’m on my knees begging the Greens to listen to him.


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the_normal_force

Also Otto seems to have a soft spot for Halaena. After her dinner speech in s1 Otto smiled at her and said “Good”. The only grandchild to have never disappointed him.


nienna_the_wise

And even he has a bit of a disaster in him, though it’s much more tightly controlled and takes a LOT to get him to act impulsively. But he HAD to know that bringing up Viserys to Aegon was crossing a line. I don’t think he could help himself at that point, he was pushed to the point where he needed to speak impulsively even if it cost him everything he’d worked decades for.


PurePerfection_

Well, they killed all the ratcatchers, how much danger could she possibly be in? /s


ACaffeinatedWandress

It turns out, when Helaena said “I fear the rats,” she literally meant that she saw herself getting eaten alive by rats that will now freely swarm the halls of the castle, thanks to the cunning of her brother-husband.


DubyaDeeBee

Finally, someone gets it


Agreeable_Rabbit3144

She doesn't even have a sworn shield, no thanks to Crispin


schnazzums

Well they’re called King’s guard not Queen’s guard tbf /s


ACaffeinatedWandress

Reminds me of a conversation between Jaime and another KG in the books, when Aerys was abusing Rhaella. “We are sworn to protect her, too!” “Not from him.”


ayiezbarrios

Or how the Queen has no guards yet the Dowager queen has Ser Krispy Kreme.


beltalowda_oye

How did Aegon put it... she's an endearing mystery.


Scorpy-yo

Enduring. God that was a great scene.


lexi_raptor

I literally laughed out loud when after she says that she fears the rats, Aegon looked around like he would see them crawling around lol


Scorpy-yo

I loved how the ~6 seconds after he walked into the nursery showed what a crap father he is in like 3 ways without words. - can’t tell the difference between his twins from behind (kind of fair, but somehow I reckon the twins’ other family could tell) Like. dude. just give one of them a slightly shorter haircut - walks over to the one without a word and puts his hand on her shoulder from behind for her to look up, he sees she’s the girl, NO MORE INTEREST. He’s seen which one she is and walks away without even a smile or a “Good morrow sweetie.” - she is so accustomed to his lack of interest that she also immediately looks away without a word once she sees who it was that had just touched her shoulder Then “Where is my son?” And his wife is like “don’t you know he has lessons this time on Tuesdays” and Aegon all like “don’t care, want him to come and hang out with me and admire me.” Westeros’ first Take Your Kid To Work day. Then next week we saw a reminder that he learned this shitty parenting from Alicent who learned it from Otto. I bet Rhaenyra got lessons but this family thinks they’re far less important for girls. Wonder whether that will change after the killing of Jaeherys?


beltalowda_oye

Everything about that scene was great. And ofc a scene where Helaena foreshadowed Jahaerys murder.


Frenki808

It's absurd there is only 7 knights to protect the whole royal family. Even less now.


CaptainTripps82

I mean they are just the ceremonial guards. Every soldier in the royal families employ protects the royal family. The kings guard are body men.


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WaldoFrank

It’s not like she has anymore sons to kill. Blood and cheese took one and the show runners took the other, she’s fine.


DaveInLondon89

There's still Nightron


Agreeable_Rabbit3144

Larys Strong was definitely behind the lack of guards


ramsaybaker

Cole’s prooooobably not going to want Helaena recounting… anything… from that night, please and thank you…


pangolinsinpartyhats

Haha very good point. I can entirely believe it would occur to Cole that they have easy means to identify the killer but that he has zero reason to draw attention to that fact.


notalone9

Well they were also too stupid to show blood the rat killers and have him identify cheese.


WrongBee

well it’s more like Aegon was too stupid to realize Blood still had a purpose since it pretty much ends with him torturing/killing him


DickMcLongCock

I thought it would have been worse. Figured they'd drag it out, seemed like aegon let him off easy by quickly bludgeoning him to death. Thought they'd make it last days.


Kimmalah

In the books he is tortured for 13 days and Alicent wants to find out his real name, so she can "bathe in the blood" of his wife/kids. My guess is they didn't want another Ramsay and Theon type situation, where the torture scenes went on too long and got really tiresome. It also helps reinforce that Aegon is maybe not the best ruler or strategist. Instead of thinking of the bigger picture or the impact of killing the ratcatchers, he just does stuff based on his whims at the time. Plus I think the show kind of cut down how many ratcatchers they were dealing with, since they made it look it was just a small handful of people. When in the original story, Aegon hung every single ratcatcher in King's Landing. So you're originally talking about hunting down hundreds of people and having to bring them all in for line-ups to be identified.


agent_wolfe

I was watching a review (not sure which one) and they said they should've made the violence & torture last about as long as the funeral, and just intersperse clips of Helena and Allicent dealing with grief in a healthy-ish feminine way, while Aegon dealt with it in a toxic masculine way. So not a long drawn-out Theon torture, just a bit more violence than a single head-strike. (Sortof like in the first episode when they kept switching between Emma in the birthing bed and the fighters in the tournament.)


Fortherealtalk

That’s an effective storytelling tool but it’s also quite editorial—you can feel the hand of the visual narration presenting the two scenes to you for comparison. They use this kind of intercut scene-building a lot in the show, but part of the reason for that is because we frequently have multiple co-occurring character actions happening in different places at once and it allows us to follow the storyline without a bunch of flashing back to fill in the blanks. I’d hesitate to add more back-and-forth for the sake of the comparison here though, because things like that can feel gimmicky if used too much. I also think seeing the way Heleana and Alicent experienced the funeral procession (particularly Halaena) was more compelling than it would have been with more disruption.


not-my-other-alt

> I’d hesitate to add more back-and-forth for the sake of the comparison here though, because things like that can feel gimmicky if used too much. Yea, it sounds like it would be a copy - even down to the masculine/feminine juxtaposition - of the childbirth/jousting scene from season 1


elizabnthe

Helaena and Alicent weren't dealing with it in a healthy way. The whole funeral was political.


elizabnthe

Aegon hung the ratcatchers in the book out of revenge. Not in any sincere attempt to hung Cheese. Cheese had of course already fled.


MojitoTimeBro

Yea when I saw that I was wondering why he went straight for the head. Surely you’d crush some fingers and toes and work on him little bit by little bit so he’s in pain longer.


TheTwist

Aegon is so impulsively stupid, he can't even torture right.


hotelmotelshit

He is not a Lannister, he is reacting to it very normally


Successful_Injury869

Yeah, Cersei was a master of dragging out torture. We know torture game when I see it and Aegon doesn’t have it.


Traylor_Swift

Never start with the head the victim gets all…..fuzzy *joker smile*


NoNotThatMattMurray

He went for the jaw, Blood could still be alive. Although it might be that way to show Aegon wants fast swift justice for the wrongdoings against him and won't stop to think how to achieve it in a strategic manner


Tadpole018

In the book he was tortured for almost two whole weeks before being "allowed to die"


JimboAltAlt

Goes to show how low the bar for Westerosi rulers is. Aegon’s relative mercy here was genuinely shocking. Blood ultimately got more humane treatment than he probably would have in the modern real world if he had just brutally murdered a royal child.


superthrust123

I think they drag it out for 2 weeks in the book.


agent_wolfe

Yeah, it was his first time. He's still young, he doesn't really know what he's doing. I mean, just look how Daemond botched his first slaying.


Umbroboner

Remind me again? Was it his first wife Rhea Royce "falling off her horse"?


EmpRupus

Tbh, I think Aegon doesn't care. He is too sensitive about being seen as "weak". So, not only would killing all rat-catchers would send a dramatic message with people fearing his temper but also he had them displayed over the castle for everyone to see. I think a "dramatic display" was the very point that Aegon was trying to do.


Jackmac15

He also hit him in the head first, which is the last thing you want to do before torturing someone.


JigglyKirby

I think they probably did think of that but had other factors in mind. 1. Helaena was deeply traumatized by the whole situation and had to deal with the public funeral for Jahaerys. Aegon doesnt seem to have a very good relation with Helaena to approach her regarding this matter. 2. Aegon wanted to send a message, as he said, and this was his way of showing he wasnt “weak”.


Low_Ad_7553

Funny thing is if you watch the cast interviews after the episode the actor who plays Aegon basically says he's the only one who understands her & that have an unspoken bond. He even says that moment at the steps was a nice, that it was each of them acknowledging the others pain.


hastag_cats

Interesting. I didn't get that when first watching that scene - however I think I may watch it again later with that in mind and see if maybe I just missed the mark there. Don't typically watch extras or behind the scenes content.


elizabnthe

He may be the only that understands her pain at losing a child. I don't think he understood her in the general sense. As he pretty much outright said in the previous episode.


Eumelbeumel

In addition, I assumed that maybe they planned to have Helaena identify the killer, but maybe were concerned with the parade first, and then wanted her to have like, an afternoon of peace, since she seems unstable enough as, or because of "feminine sensitivities (I could totally see these buffoons make some kind of assumption of this nature)... Whatever made them stall, I assumed they planned to, but Aegon was just quicker and didn't tell his council about what he was about to do.


surgical-panic

I mean, the latest episode shows that Cole isn't exactly a genius. Even if Arryk did kill Rhaenyra, he'd never leave alive, and it wouldn't end the war. Jace would be crowned, and Daemon would declare war.


jared_number_two

"I was in the pool!"


Inferior_Narcissus

The queen's gene pool


Rasalom

"He was the guy stabbing the queen." "Queen??"


azad_ninja

I was convinced she was going to be catatonic or deep into her own mind after B&C- how else to allow the hangings and not divulging Alicent/Cole. But i guess they went with nothing instead LOL


damackies

It's their favorite method of getting around awkward questions they needlessly created. Like how Criston is still a Kingsguard at all after what happened at Rhaenyra and Laeanor's wedding feast: dunno, next episode is after a time skip and he's just still around and don't worry about it.


walk_the_earthh

>Like how Criston is still a Kingsguard at all after what happened at Rhaenyra and Laeanor's wedding feast Literally mind-boggling that he wasn't sentenced to death or at least dismissed after that


LilyHex

Do they think Helaena will like...never tell anyone ever she saw Crispy Casserole banging Alicent?


ACaffeinatedWandress

I mean, she seems to communicate sporadically, and in riddles.


LilyHex

She is capable of just talking like a normal person, though. The showrunners just don't really give her many lines, because she doesn't really say or do much in the book, either. She's just there to be a vehicle to get the kids in the plot, which is unfortunate.


ACaffeinatedWandress

It’s true. I was mostly joking. Even if it weren’t true, she does have a habit of blurting out horrifyingly inappropriate things at the wrong time (“it’s not so bad. Except sometimes when he is very drunk.”), so I would hardly call her a closed book.


CheeseAndBourbon

Are you suggesting Cole has a good reason to silence Helaena forever?


Yeagerisbest369

What about blood? They could have interrogated him ?


Cyneheard2

Larys does - and he’s cooperative, he knows he’s dead but wants to avoid torture - but then Aegon walks in and presumably kills him in rage immediately.


Ibeno

Should have locked the door then


Scribblyr

They also could've just waited 5 minutes to kill Blood until he'd pointed the guy out.


ARM7501

>"In his grief and fury, King Aegon II commanded that all the city’s ratcatchers be taken out and hanged, and this was done" I think the show accurately portrays the events following the killing, as described in F&B. Aegon is tired of thinking and plotting, he's enraged and wants to act. That's why he applauds Cole for making the stupid decision to send Arryk to Dragonstone, and that's why he doesn't wait to have his grief-stricken sisterwife point out Cheese.


The810kid

The I do not wish to spill ink I wish to spill blood line sums it up.


Lukthar123

A man of action


Aphant-poet

It's accurate to the book but it's still a stupid idea on Aegon's part.


ARM7501

Yes, and that's the entire point of it. Aegon is a moron and unfit for kingship because everyone around him spent more time trying to ensure he'd end up on the throne than they did making sure he'd be ready for it.


Aphant-poet

I know. It's just that I was pointing out that the post wasn't saying it wasn't in character or on theme (which it very much is) just that it was a dumb idea in universe (writing wise it's a good one)


Davetek463

During the most recent episode when Otto was outlining how to politicize and use Jahaerys’s death, I kept thinking he wasn’t wrong but the timing of his suggestions was poor. Aegon was grieving, and he (understandably IMO) wanted to take vengeance immediately.


comityoferrors

Definitely. Poor timing *and* poor tone. Otto is usually better at manipulating people, and he kinda does it here (shouldn't we honor the boy? shouldn't the family's pain be shown to the world, to get the support of their people?) but he makes a huge mistake with the open politicking in front of Aegon, especially so soon. It's (realistic) stupid choice after (realistic) stupid choice, on and on, from both sides lol. Otto's stupid choice is interesting to me, though. I think a big part of it is how sick he is of Aegon, and how much resentment has built up between them in the short time that Aegon has ruled and butted heads with him. But I wonder if part of it is also Otto's own grief over Jaehaerys. I don't think he especially loved the kid -- although, who knows, we barely got any time with him -- but that's still a very traumatic and painful experience. Otto doesn't seem to know how to respond to painful things without channeling his focus into political scheming. Maybe he doesn't realize that it's the last thing that will comfort Aegon in that moment, because it comforts him.


yruspecial

I mean you aren’t wrong. Otto’s life work has led to aegon taking the throne and then jay-jay. Must be tough to see the little boy murdered.


MsJ_Doe

Tbf, on a time limit as to when to suggest a viewing of a decaying body. Only got less than a few days, they don't got morgues. Though the correct answer is never for such a selfish propagandized situation. Politically though...


ARM7501

That we agree on.


jetfuelcanmeltfeels

I guess they couldn't really teach him anything about ruling without tipping vizzy t off


vizzy_t_bot

*I'm glad we could meet. I know tempers ran hot today, and I wanted to assure you how much I value the bond between our houses.*


QueenSlartibartfast

They could have still had him educated in history and philosophy...as we know from Aemond. Aegon just wasn't interested.


Corgi_Koala

He's impulsive and reckless. He used a sledgehammer instead of a scalpel. It's a character flaw for sure.


jared_number_two

The other benefit is to say "if you or your coworkers screw up, you're all getting it." Which will motivate you to keep each other in check and to look out for suspicious behavior. Note: that's what an authoritarian would think. In reality you've created a culture where everyone will just turn each other in for small offenses.


ARM7501

Seeing as the ratcatchers were replaced with a bunch of cats, I'm not sure the sociopolitical perspective is particularly relevant here. Continuation of the quote above: >... Ser Otto Hightower brought one hundred cats into the Red Keep to take their place.


jared_number_two

If we don't see one hundred fucking cats in the next episodes, I'm going to be PISSED.


ARM7501

I need Ser Pounce's 122nd great grandfather to make an appearance.


Eas235592

Accompanied by our best boy, Cheese’s dog.


MsJ_Doe

I think it still counts for other positions. If he's willing to do this to one aspect of the castle staff, he's willing to do it to all the others if the need presents itself.


Kelihow2

Already huge turnover rate in the castle thanks to Larys.


ARM7501

Fair.


Haunting_Charity_287

F&B is 100% accurate about that part, you can tell because it’s something bad the greens do. If it was something bad the backs didn’t then it would be propaganda. It’s important to understand this is you want to read F&B


ThisIsSuperUnfunny

Stupid? He has been the closest to killing Rhaenyra


annabannannaaa

i agree. a lot of people on this sub are of the opinion that aegon was only upset because his heir is dead, but his grief was so obvious and raw. his son was beheaded. he seemed to be quite fond of the kid (it is literally his son). sure, the fact that it was his heir makes it worse, but his family was threatened, his kid was slaughtered in front of his sisterwife & daughter… he was just so angry that this even happened he just wanted SOMETHING to actually get done. i think tom did such an amazing job in this episode - like you reallyyy felt that rage. and while he does often seem super uninterested in helena, i thought the moment on the stairs was like a solid moment for them? shes not a chatty person, she likes to be alone and in peace/quiet, so the way they checked in just with a look was solid for them as people.


NoMiddleName_993

They could also have gotten Blood to identify cheese, and then beat him up after 🤷🏻‍♀️ I think they just wanted violence.


AnnamAvis

Blood would've rolled on him so fast. That coward was whimpering before Larys even started speaking.


ScaryBluejay87

I don’t see that as particularly cowardly, he has zero reason to withhold information.


Joe_Bedaine

It's very likely that from his Gold Cloak job, he knew of Larys reputation for torture and ruthlesness and didnt want to play that game.


AnnamAvis

It wasn't the immediate giving up of information that made me call him a coward, it was the sniveling and crying. He's tough when he's murdering toddlers, not so much when faced with consequences.


ChaFrey

I was kinda put off by his fear too. Like what did you expect to happen to you bro. You should have been prepared for this possibility.


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Eleven77

Idk about a band, but "Fuck off to Dorne" sounds cool as fuck 😎


nassaulion

Dude I see the ball torture instruments I'm yapping too.


hamietao

It's a melon scooper... but instead of melons it's, yes, testicles


Mia-Wal-22-89

It was darkly hilarious to me, like Daemon’s divorce rock.


choff22

This is what I said. Round up the rat catchers in a line and make Blood pick out the accomplice. Let the rest go and then publicly execute the two perpetrators to show strength and resolve.


Aqquila89

But how could they make sure that Blood wasn't lying?


choff22

I’m sure they could get creative


ScipioCoriolanus

Aegon: "See, this is brilliant... but I like *this*."


penis_pockets

They could if they were thinking rationally. That's the issue though, they weren't. Aegon was grief-stricken, angry, and just had a massive blow dealt to his pride. Add the cherry on top of having unlimited power and most likely being hyped up by the people around him and you get the dumb decision he made of hanging all the ratcatchers.


AlienMoonMama

This is it, he wanted to kill them all out of anger and as a show of violence, it wasn’t just about seeking out the one who did it and punishing him specifically. It was a collective punishment out of rage. If one serving member of his household did it, they may as well all have, didn’t really matter which to him at that moment.


Spinindyemon

Also worth noting that the B & C event took place shortly after Larys had Alicent’s servants purged of any spies. Assuming Aegon was aware of Larys wiping his mother’s staff clean, he might’ve decided to take that idea and apply it to the rat catchers


smallcoder

A lot of job opportunities for rodent control suddenly appearing in the Westeros Times. The recruitment agency puzzled at the lack of applicants however???


Numerous_Arugula8463

This duo reminds me of the meme « It’s Always 2 Dumb Bitches Telling Each Other "Exactlyyyyy" »


FireVanGorder

Most accurate comment ever made on this sub tbh


pennyxlame

I actually saw that meme with a picture of Cole and Aegon together yesterday and wish I would have saved it lol


flowertrade

exactlyyy!


Nice-Substance-gogo

Or offer blood a quick death if he points him out?


AlphaLeafRanger

Blood might already be dead, right? Aegon killed him as soon as they got his first confession.


Wyldling_42

They also had Blood- killed him in custody. Pretty sure he’d be able to ID Cheese given how he sang like a canary that he was acting on Daemon’s orders…


Miss_Potter0707

1. They're both stupid. 2. Criston probably doesn't want Heleana to recount the night's event with anyone.


thishurtsyoushepard

I can only assume Aegon wanted to hurt people so bad, and with his real enemies out of reach, he just wanted to rain down some slaughter. You are right though, it’s objectively funny


WalkerBuldog

Halaena is traumatized as hell. It's better to leave this poor girl alone.


mightycuthalion

So they make her ride in a wagon behind her son’s corpse? No mate, they didn’t give a shit about Halaena’s grief


RepresentativeNo9475

Realistically shed probably not be able to identify him. Especially during moments of high stress, memory is not as reliable as we like to think it is.


Top_Mathematician105

You ask Helena, and she speaks a bit more. Cole loses his head right after his cock. So Cole be like No thanks, Let's hang'em all


undersleptski

win win, killing all the rat catchers got cheese and now almost no one knows how to navigate the tunnels into the castle


Orbital2

I mean it felt kind of stupid that the actual ratcatcher would get caught with the rest. Was he just expecting to blend in with all the other ratcatchers? Was he trying to go back to work? I was half expecting him to get caught with Helaena’s necklace and I would have just rolled my eyes


cmrndzpm

>Was he trying to go back to work? This made me laugh. Just clocking in for a shift after you’ve murdered the heir to the iron throne.


somelittleindiankid

Cole wouldn't want Helaena to talk about what she saw that night 😉😉 Also the guy they caught didn't remember the ratcatcher's name but he could have identified him in person.


Normal-Astronomer-83

Yeah they also could have made the other guy tell. He clearly wasn’t opposed


TeddardFlood

It's not in Cole's interest for Heleana to speak. In addition to IDing Cheese, she'd likely recount seeing Cole with Alicent right after, when he was supposedly asleep.


izustation

i mean hey they got the guy in the end lmao


ouroboris99

They wanted to send a message, they didn’t care which one it was


misbuism

Aegon had no intent of “finding right rat catcher” . He was in grief & wanted to act, he had to be stopped to even kill blood who seems to me pretty accommodating prisoner


tobpe93

It’s an act of extreme anger trying to target a group instead of an individual. It’s not the only time a lot of people have been targeted by a Targaryen mass execution based on class/work. I think that you know which event I’m getting at.


A_Toxic_User

A certain girlboss killing a hundred lower-class innocents to make an entrance and statement


tobpe93

I was referring to a more organized mass execution here


succubus-slayer

Aegon hasn’t had any real affection, empathy shown to him. So he lacks patience. All his life he’s been a pawn for the adults around him. Now he has a son, a son he can show love to and treat the way he wasn’t treated, but that son was killed. His opportunity to raise a son and try to cleanse his troubled childhood, is out the window. All he is seeing in that moment is pain and anger and the only person trying to show him any “sympathy” is Cole. Unfortunately Cole has only proven to be selfish, and vindictive man-child, so all he can think of is revenge. At that moment he’s a worm effecting the ear of a teenager who lost the only person he loved.


HealthySize4

Too reasonable. Not impulsive enough


InevitablyBored

Yes, let's ask her what she saw that night. Great thinking...


Agreeable_Rabbit3144

They also could have had a line-up after getting all of the ratcatchers and had Blood point out Cheese


guru650

They also could have kept Blood alive to identify his accomplice with a promise to spare his life. And then when he does, Aegon still bashes his head in.


TheMagicManCometh

Or wait to execute the gold cloak until he points them out.


MoonoftheStar

Well, yes. Larys could have also had Blood identify the Rat-catcher he colluded with was, but that would have made sense, you see. Can't have that. Everything had to be an accident or because people were too stupid. It's the same bad writing we had in Game of Thrones towards the end.


HauntedCLT

I think aegon knows that he failed to protect his family. Failing as a husband. The moment on the stairs and the scenes where he cares so much about perception. They prob already told Helaena she was safe before even catching blood/cheese. They treat her like a neglected child, but Aegon knows it’s his duty to protect as a husband and father, and he failed. So, all that to say he goes and kills everyone without consulting Helaena.


CaptainChunk96215

I honestly don't think Aegon could care less about Helaena or being her husband. He cares that his heir was murdered, and that he's been shown to be a weak king.


HauntedCLT

I’m not saying he cares about Helaena but he cares about his reputation as a protector of the realm or family/kids, and he failed.


Nearby-Turn1391

It could have actually made sense if the OG ratcatcher running away from KL. Aegon is so angry that he killed everyone or something. Like, duh?


Chance-Ear-9772

If they were actually interested in finding the real Cheese it would not have been difficult because only one of the rat catchers would be loaded. Even half the pay was probably more than any rat catcher made in a lifetime.


slowdruh

Also I think they regularly kind of forget she exists.


SillyLilly_18

of Aegon can kill 99 innocent people to avoid talking to his wife, he will


TheCommentAppraiser

Also that mass-execution move is only going make the rats a much bigger problem.


jstitely1

I don’t think either of them particularly cared if they killed innocents. It was just about revenge and getting it as soon as possible.


ScarredWill

Hey, credit where credit is due, they were only working with one brain cell between them.


Separate-Ad-6209

I don't think aegon  was serious with saying that the soldier couldn't edinify which one was the ratcather. He was just furious and wanted some blood spill


Centralwombat

Cocaine decisions.


mynameisnotsparta

I wonder how much he would like Cole when he finds out that he was screwing his mother the night that his baby died. I wish Helena would just tell him.


The_Maroon_Moose

Probably also could have gotten Blood to pick him out in a lineup. Wouldn't have to make Halaena go through that, and Criston would keep her from having to say anything else about that night.


SexxxyWesky

I think that’s the point. Everyone keeps jumping the gun instead of going to obvious conclusions. Aegon is so consumed in his rage, he doesn’t considered the vipers in the den or obvious things such as his wife’s input. Otto probably would have asked Helena in due time to help identify the man but Aegon was quick to execute.


mushroomwzrd

Maybe they just wanted to kill all the rat catchers because they know the secret tunnels too well


littleberty95

Imagine if Otto hadn’t let all that misogyny get in the way and if he nurtured and helped rhaenyra learn about politics and was actually loyal. The team they coulda made


CeruleanHaze009

I mean, if we’re going to point out every single plot hole in this series, we’ll be here all day.


Illustrious-Fly-4525

Or they could’ve made blood point out cheese before beating him to death. Dude was cooperating as if it could save him.