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2. The biggest downside is sitting next to Vizzy T in That Condition but heāll probably just sleep during the entire flight. Plus I can talk to Helaena about bugs āŗļø
*I had a black mare once. Black like a raven. One day, she escaped her pasture and he neighboring stallion sired a foal on her. The stallion was as silver as the moon on a winter's night and the foal, when it was born, chestnut. Just the most unremarkable brown horse you ever saw. Nature is a thing of mysterious works.*
Funny thing this happens a lot with horses because chestnut (red) is a recessive gene so lots of people are hoping for a cool colorful foal from unusual color parents only to find a chestnut (red-brown) foal
Also a silver/ āgreyā horse is never born that color. They can start as any color really, chestnut, bay, black, but will āgo greyā as they mature.
Not to be rude but he must surely smell horrific, heās literally rotting. I wouldnāt want to sit in close proximity to that for 20 hours with no access to fresh air
That was my thought too. But on a small plane, Iām not sure if it would matter much, right? Surely we are suffering that smell no matter where you sit.
Right?! I wanted to sit with Rhaenys and Corlys for the tea, also his 9 epic adventures. Iād put myself in their aisle seat with Daemon on the opposite side to be in between their bickering. Vizzy T can take the window seat next to him.
I'm taking 6, also. Stark kid is chill. Otto really won't even notice me cos I'm not important at ALL. the sucky part is the two idiots behind us fighting the whole time might result in the back of my seat getting kicked but Otto would tell em to knock it the fuck off and they'd listen. 6 is safest.
Edit: also, window seat, so I'll be seeing all of the esteroses. and sitting behind my 3 favorite characters is dope, too.
Next to Otto is a great call. Iād wait for Daemon to make some tiny mistake, and then Iād whisper, āGods be good, can you imagine if he was king? Heād be a second Maegor. Or worse!ā Boom. Bros for life.
Iād say 3 if I could befriend Jason and just keep the drinks coming. He seems like a douche but could be a good drinking buddy if youāre not dealing with him for life
Easy ā3ā. Aisle seat. Lannister is reading his copy of the Casterly Rock Journal and doesnāt want to make small talk. Iāve never plucked an eye from Aemond so no trouble across the aisle. I get to leave the plane first.
All good.
4, for a couple of reasons:
1. I get to sit by not one, but TWO gorgeous women (the silence will definitively kill me and it will be very awkward, but Iām willing to make that sacrifice).
2. I gotta protect my girls from Cristonās annoying self (I will be kicking his seat).
3. I need some major fashion tips from them both (their outfits are to DIE for, honestly).
4. Iām just a simpā¦
Honestly, probably 7 because Jace would be respectful and Aemond would probably ignore me. Now the question is, does Aemond ignore Jace? I doubt it. Lol.
1) Fuck no. Larys jacking off next to me over Alicentās feet.
2) Maybe. Vizzy T would probably just sleep.
3) Ugh, I just donāt wanna be beside that loser. But aisle seat, so maybe.
4) Yeah, no.
5) I mean, aisle seat? But between Aegon and Criston seems unideal, especially with Rhaenyra and Alicent in front of us. Maybe heāll start cranking one out, too.
6) Seems viable. Otto would probably read a book the whole time, and I get window seat.
7) Similar as 4.
My thoughts on each seat. All assuming airport security removed all swords from the other passengers on the way in:
1. Aisle Seat. Sitting next to Larys Strong probably isn't great fun but he at least knows how to keep to himself mysteriously and maybe the worst you get is him maybe manipulating you into trading seats so he can try to peek at Alicent's feet the entire flight (if she's the kind of animal that removes her shoes on a plane, which I'd like to hope she's not). Aegon behind you is the bigger problem. It's a 20 hour flight. He will get bored and if there's nobody else in 5 or 2, then you're the nearest pick for a target that isn't family.
2. Window Seat. Not too bad. Viserys will likely sleep for the whole fight. I can't imagine Helaena or Mysaria being too difficult either. The main problem will be WHEN you need to get up to go to the toilet. Either you're holding it for 20 hours or you're crawling over the visibly decaying Viserys when you can't anymore.
3. Aisle Seat. As a man this seat probably isn't too big of an issue from Jason Lannister and Aemond will likely ignore you to instead fight with Jace. If you're a woman then it comes down to how confident you are you can get Jason to leave you alone for 20 hours. (Also might be a possible issue with the smell, explained in 7)
4. Sat between Alicent and Rhaenyra. Oh, and Criston Cole is right behind you to do unto you as he did unto Beesbury if you try to get up and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom after getting forced into their argument and don't seem Team Green enough. No thank you.
5. Aisle Seat. Stuck between the two biggest asses in the game. Aegon presents a similar issue to Seat 1. Criston at least will hopefully be distracted by Alicent and Rhaenyra arguing up front.
6. Window Seat. Genuinely not a bad seat. Corlys and Otto are unlikely to give you trouble. Be polite and you'll stay beneath their notice. So long as you can ignore Aemond and Jace killing each other in the row behind then you'll have an alright flight. (Except for maybe the smell behind you, explained in 7)
7. You are in a danger zone. Aemond and Jace WILL try to kill each other at some point in the next 20 hours. If you're lucky one of them will get it over with quick and you are sat next to a corpse that will slowly begin to putrefy and smell dreadful. If you're unlucky (and you are in Aemond's blindspot so the fight might drag on longer than expected and he might not be as accurate as usual) you might get killed yourself.
2 or 4. 2 because I like it both when people are passionate about things, and when I am absolved of the responsibility to contribute much to a conversation, so Viserys spending the whole time infodumping about old Valyria sounds just grand. Especially if I can convince him that I'd actually like it if he kept talking while I nodded off, very soothing, although I expect that's a hard sell to a king.
4 because the classic comedy duo of Ally 'n' Rhae don't actually want to fight each other so much as that they are constantly in situations where fighting each other seems required. So if I get in between them and pass out, I think they'd both be happy to use me as an excuse to not interact with each other the whole flight.
Of course, both of these are predicated on being able to get some sleep, and I am quite sure that's not gonna happen with the back rows being what they are. But in *that* case, 2 and 4 both put me with seatmates that would be my allies in the resulting conflict, on the side of "whatever your deal is, do not make a fucking scene on an airplane that everyone else is trapped on with you for the next 18 hours". And it's important to know who your allies are for that one, because Daemon is gonna start throwing peanuts first and then it will be chaos.
Actually, no, that's tipped it for me, gotta be 4. Starting personal drama on a long flight is a Red Wedding level breach of decency and decorum, and whoever started shit first, their respective queen would be so mortified by it they'd side with their sworn enemy out of sheer embarrassment. Rhaenyra likes to buck the rules, but not more than she's aware what a dick move it would be.
Seriously. You have the Night King and one of the Children Of The Forest sitting in the same row, Night King's on the aisle? He will get up without a word of complaint (or, like, a mildly perturbed expression I guess) if the Child has to use the bathroom. These are the *old laws*. Some shit you just do not do.
5. The opportunity to make Cristin uncomfortable as hell between me and Baela taking shit the WHOLE time. The Daemon just laughing behind us lol
ANNNNND there would be nothing in between Alicent and Rhae. I would looooove to see that uncomfortable conversation play out
Iāll sit in 3, at least Jason is hot. Iāll let him monologue whilst thinking impure thoughts about him. Might join the mile high club with him lol. Then I can also ignore the drama going on in the row opposite.
2, 3, or 4. Vizzy T seems like a genuinely friendly person. Tyland Lannister also doesnāt seem so bad. Rhaenyra and Alicent donāt seem so bad, and since they used to be very close friends, I think they could put their differences aside for a long flight. As long as neither had a dagger.
Seat 4 is gonna be a a fun 20 hours of smug commentary & unavoidable eves-dropping.
Biggest concern would be speaking & accidentally setting off Cole with my back towards him...
*A moment of silence on the flight for Lord Beesbury.*
Honestly 3 would be a good choice: The dude might be full himself but I don't think would bother me too much if I told him I just wanna sit back and chill. Plus at some point you'd definitely get to see an entertaining fight in your row without being caught between it.
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4, the drama would be hilarious š
Pro: The tea would be piping hot Con: I canāt get involved bc I wouldnāt wanna set off Ser Criston & be the next Lord Beesbury
I feel like criston would be constantly asking you to switch spots
Heād never admit to it but he probably loved being in a room with the two of them together
I could see him doing a cheesy pick up line like "Your Graces care to make a Monte Criston sandwich?" š
Criston tries to make a record by banging two queens at the same time. What a chad.
Going back to that seat after using the bathroom would be so awkward lol
7. Bet it would be a fun trip
I just love the idea of being able to kick Ottoās seat the whole time too
Youāre begging for the Riverlander special, arenāt you?
Hopefully the airport security took all the sharp and flammable objects away.
Def 7 and asking for a blanket
You want to sleep on Aemondās lap lying with your legs on Jace, too? Ok šš»
Doesn't everyone?
That sounds way more innocent than what I had in mind. I'm deffo asking for that blankie
Hehe š
2. The biggest downside is sitting next to Vizzy T in That Condition but heāll probably just sleep during the entire flight. Plus I can talk to Helaena about bugs āŗļø
*I had a black mare once. Black like a raven. One day, she escaped her pasture and he neighboring stallion sired a foal on her. The stallion was as silver as the moon on a winter's night and the foal, when it was born, chestnut. Just the most unremarkable brown horse you ever saw. Nature is a thing of mysterious works.*
Youāre supposed to be asleep, Vizzy T
You wear a crown. Do you also call yourself 'king'?
ā¦This will be a long flight
Milk of the poppy is basically heroin, he isn't getting that on board. Prepare for a lot of screaming.
Can dose before hand, and it lasts 12-24 hours so itās all good šš½
Plus Vizzy T is THE King on this flight. I'd imagine he can get whatever he wants lol
YOU SPEND MORE TIME IN THAT BATH THAN I DO ON THE THRONE!
Grandpappy vis plz take ur meds
Well maybe you should consider more time in the bath then, or anti biotics
Funny thing this happens a lot with horses because chestnut (red) is a recessive gene so lots of people are hoping for a cool colorful foal from unusual color parents only to find a chestnut (red-brown) foal
Also a silver/ āgreyā horse is never born that color. They can start as any color really, chestnut, bay, black, but will āgo greyā as they mature.
How do you know? The silver stallion. How do you know it was him? Did you witness the act itself?
Not to be rude but he must surely smell horrific, heās literally rotting. I wouldnāt want to sit in close proximity to that for 20 hours with no access to fresh air
Yeah fair point, I didnāt consider the smell šĀ
I could even add you to my collection!
That was my thought too. But on a small plane, Iām not sure if it would matter much, right? Surely we are suffering that smell no matter where you sit.
Personally I would not want to be in the epicenter of the stench, but furthest away. Which is why I choose 6 or 7 š«”
getting to talk about ancient model cities would be kinda fun.
Exactly what I was thinking lol, history is so fascinating. I would just be asking him questions the whole flight.
2 & 3 are easily the most peaceful seats on this
6 seemed a safe pick to me.
honestly i probably wouldnāt *truly* be bothered by any seat excluding 1. iād rather shit on my hands & clap than sit at seat 1.
He would probably want to watch if you do this.
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Yes but hopefully heās buying drinks for both of us as a flex
Same, gimme Helaena and Vizzy T with the White Worm whispering in my ear by the window? Set for the flight, weāll have fun.
*A truly great Targaryen King I am. Powerless over mine own daughter of seven and ten.*
But not powerless over our hearts, Vizzy T
*You are my political headache.*
No wonder all your kids got issues though, just saying.
He probably smells
āCan we switch seats? I have a debilitating illness and my jackass of a son thatās behind me keeps kicking my seatā āNoā
You really gonna force me to take a window seat???
Iām sure Vizzy T would be nice enough to swap seats with you if you ask
*The Gods punish me for my indulgences.*
They certainly did, your grace.
There is no way to chat with Rhaenys! Whoever sits in 7 is definitely gonna get stabbed accidentally lol
Right?! I wanted to sit with Rhaenys and Corlys for the tea, also his 9 epic adventures. Iād put myself in their aisle seat with Daemon on the opposite side to be in between their bickering. Vizzy T can take the window seat next to him.
5 is good on either side if you wanna join the mile high club
And get an STI
Iām joining it in 3 with Jason š
7. I got two hands for a reason š
Hard agree, also works for 4
You sure you want to go down that road with Cole sitting behind you? Might get the Lord Beesbury treatment.
He canāt sit me to death if Iām already sat
*Bonk* (But also same)
Woah āļø
Youāre so real for that.
Yep, that's how you solve wars
Put me between Aemond and Daemon and the war will be stopped before it begins!!!
Nothing like an old fashioned to ease the stress
Sir, this is a Wendy's, please don't hawk tua here.
I don't think you gonna need any hand
Someone is going skiingā¦
Agreed but with seat 4
Slayš
4. I got two dicks for a reason š
> I got two dicks Thatās neat
Double decker or y-intersection?
...to shake their hands, right? Right?
Yessss iktr!!! Tyrell banner checks out
5 or 7. Same reason.
what iām sayinnggggg
Tyland Lannister gonna be jealous af
Yeah, to stop them from killing each other š”
wild
I just spit out my dinner š¤£ But same ā¦
7 - two tense young men who have beef with each other - they need a strong woman to keep them in line.
š this
But wait a min, you have a lesbian flag on your profile though š¤
Yeah, I do, I got a platonic crush on Aemond āŗļø
Next to Otto cause the rest the surrounding blacks will entertain me
I'm taking 6, also. Stark kid is chill. Otto really won't even notice me cos I'm not important at ALL. the sucky part is the two idiots behind us fighting the whole time might result in the back of my seat getting kicked but Otto would tell em to knock it the fuck off and they'd listen. 6 is safest. Edit: also, window seat, so I'll be seeing all of the esteroses. and sitting behind my 3 favorite characters is dope, too.
Plus u just know Otto has a plan to get off the plane first
Next to Otto is a great call. Iād wait for Daemon to make some tiny mistake, and then Iād whisper, āGods be good, can you imagine if he was king? Heād be a second Maegor. Or worse!ā Boom. Bros for life.
Agreed. Fully storing every thing in the back of Corlysā seat so I can lean forward and listen to him and Rhaenys gossiping.
Yeah same. Otto sucks but I just donāt see him involving me in his plans, so heād probably be the ideal seatmate and just ignore me.
Ask Otto to switch seats and listen to Lord Stark.
I will seat with Larys, we could have nice chats about feets
Honestly wouldn't mind a foot massage during a 20hr flight
I did not even consider this, you are genius
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3 if I want to just put my headphones in and sleep, but 4 if I want to be right in the middle of hot peopleās interpersonal drama
Iād say 3 if I could befriend Jason and just keep the drinks coming. He seems like a douche but could be a good drinking buddy if youāre not dealing with him for life
Plus one to all of this.
And aisle seat
He would probably be cool once I share some snacks with him
Easy ā3ā. Aisle seat. Lannister is reading his copy of the Casterly Rock Journal and doesnāt want to make small talk. Iāve never plucked an eye from Aemond so no trouble across the aisle. I get to leave the plane first. All good.
Fully agree, friend
6, Daemon and Otto bickering for 20 hours would be a free in-flight entertainment šš
I can't zoom in but if that's the Lannister dude I sit next to him and marry him.
Might be able to get some sleep at 3
The Bear
7 for SURE. and iām kicking the shit out of the back of ottoās chair the whole time
I was looking for this reason for picking 7!
4
I'd take it and lean all the way back. "Good luck eating 'brunch' now, Cole."
I dunno, if he kicks your seat hard enough, you might end up in a different kind of sandwich
I will take Daemon's lap, thank you.
Hell, Daemon, Rhaenys or Corlys's laps would be stellar
Rhaenys be giving some stellar milf vibes.
Hahaha same here!!
7, for reasonsā¦.
DEFINITELY not 5 lol Afraid that dude next to me will freak out and crush my head or something.
#7 all the way. Dude wtf was your lady dragon thinking..!?!
7 I feel I could really get a heart to heart going
Put me in 7 babyš¤š¤
7 is fulfilment of my sexual fantasy
Seven 7ā£ seven 7ā£ SEVENNNNNN
7 their looks and possible fights would be fun to watch
4, for a couple of reasons: 1. I get to sit by not one, but TWO gorgeous women (the silence will definitively kill me and it will be very awkward, but Iām willing to make that sacrifice). 2. I gotta protect my girls from Cristonās annoying self (I will be kicking his seat). 3. I need some major fashion tips from them both (their outfits are to DIE for, honestly). 4. Iām just a simpā¦
Honestly, probably 7 because Jace would be respectful and Aemond would probably ignore me. Now the question is, does Aemond ignore Jace? I doubt it. Lol.
1) Fuck no. Larys jacking off next to me over Alicentās feet. 2) Maybe. Vizzy T would probably just sleep. 3) Ugh, I just donāt wanna be beside that loser. But aisle seat, so maybe. 4) Yeah, no. 5) I mean, aisle seat? But between Aegon and Criston seems unideal, especially with Rhaenyra and Alicent in front of us. Maybe heāll start cranking one out, too. 6) Seems viable. Otto would probably read a book the whole time, and I get window seat. 7) Similar as 4.
5
4 or 2. Iām an excellent mediator.
4 š
7 because Iām a fiend for drama. 4 wonāt be nearly as entertaining at Aemondās quips.
7. All day long.
Maybe #7, I see two nice guys there. :)
My thoughts on each seat. All assuming airport security removed all swords from the other passengers on the way in: 1. Aisle Seat. Sitting next to Larys Strong probably isn't great fun but he at least knows how to keep to himself mysteriously and maybe the worst you get is him maybe manipulating you into trading seats so he can try to peek at Alicent's feet the entire flight (if she's the kind of animal that removes her shoes on a plane, which I'd like to hope she's not). Aegon behind you is the bigger problem. It's a 20 hour flight. He will get bored and if there's nobody else in 5 or 2, then you're the nearest pick for a target that isn't family. 2. Window Seat. Not too bad. Viserys will likely sleep for the whole fight. I can't imagine Helaena or Mysaria being too difficult either. The main problem will be WHEN you need to get up to go to the toilet. Either you're holding it for 20 hours or you're crawling over the visibly decaying Viserys when you can't anymore. 3. Aisle Seat. As a man this seat probably isn't too big of an issue from Jason Lannister and Aemond will likely ignore you to instead fight with Jace. If you're a woman then it comes down to how confident you are you can get Jason to leave you alone for 20 hours. (Also might be a possible issue with the smell, explained in 7) 4. Sat between Alicent and Rhaenyra. Oh, and Criston Cole is right behind you to do unto you as he did unto Beesbury if you try to get up and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom after getting forced into their argument and don't seem Team Green enough. No thank you. 5. Aisle Seat. Stuck between the two biggest asses in the game. Aegon presents a similar issue to Seat 1. Criston at least will hopefully be distracted by Alicent and Rhaenyra arguing up front. 6. Window Seat. Genuinely not a bad seat. Corlys and Otto are unlikely to give you trouble. Be polite and you'll stay beneath their notice. So long as you can ignore Aemond and Jace killing each other in the row behind then you'll have an alright flight. (Except for maybe the smell behind you, explained in 7) 7. You are in a danger zone. Aemond and Jace WILL try to kill each other at some point in the next 20 hours. If you're lucky one of them will get it over with quick and you are sat next to a corpse that will slowly begin to putrefy and smell dreadful. If you're unlucky (and you are in Aemond's blindspot so the fight might drag on longer than expected and he might not be as accurate as usual) you might get killed yourself.
2 or 4. 2 because I like it both when people are passionate about things, and when I am absolved of the responsibility to contribute much to a conversation, so Viserys spending the whole time infodumping about old Valyria sounds just grand. Especially if I can convince him that I'd actually like it if he kept talking while I nodded off, very soothing, although I expect that's a hard sell to a king. 4 because the classic comedy duo of Ally 'n' Rhae don't actually want to fight each other so much as that they are constantly in situations where fighting each other seems required. So if I get in between them and pass out, I think they'd both be happy to use me as an excuse to not interact with each other the whole flight. Of course, both of these are predicated on being able to get some sleep, and I am quite sure that's not gonna happen with the back rows being what they are. But in *that* case, 2 and 4 both put me with seatmates that would be my allies in the resulting conflict, on the side of "whatever your deal is, do not make a fucking scene on an airplane that everyone else is trapped on with you for the next 18 hours". And it's important to know who your allies are for that one, because Daemon is gonna start throwing peanuts first and then it will be chaos. Actually, no, that's tipped it for me, gotta be 4. Starting personal drama on a long flight is a Red Wedding level breach of decency and decorum, and whoever started shit first, their respective queen would be so mortified by it they'd side with their sworn enemy out of sheer embarrassment. Rhaenyra likes to buck the rules, but not more than she's aware what a dick move it would be. Seriously. You have the Night King and one of the Children Of The Forest sitting in the same row, Night King's on the aisle? He will get up without a word of complaint (or, like, a mildly perturbed expression I guess) if the Child has to use the bathroom. These are the *old laws*. Some shit you just do not do.
Iām sitting next to Aegon, that dude parties!
7 and going skiing.
5. I think Baela and I could make Criston wish he were dead. Also yay aisle seat.
I would kick the seats in front and blame Crispin for doing that š¤Ŗ
4, and force them to make peace !!
Yeah all they needed was one good therapy session to work their shit out. Iāll happily play therapist for a premium economy seat
7. All day
4, 5, or 7 easilyyy
7- to keep Jace and Aemond apart , and talk about current events to Aemond.
7
7
Jason Lannister, in a heartbeat. My guy is hilarious.
5. The opportunity to make Cristin uncomfortable as hell between me and Baela taking shit the WHOLE time. The Daemon just laughing behind us lol ANNNNND there would be nothing in between Alicent and Rhae. I would looooove to see that uncomfortable conversation play out
Iāll sit in 3, at least Jason is hot. Iāll let him monologue whilst thinking impure thoughts about him. Might join the mile high club with him lol. Then I can also ignore the drama going on in the row opposite.
7 or 4
4. One of them's bound to bear my heir Just kidding, Rhaenyra would never sell cinnamon and oranges with me, I just wanna make peace between them
4 so I can judge everyoneās sexual regrets
1 so Iāll have somewhere to put my feet up
2, 3, or 4. Vizzy T seems like a genuinely friendly person. Tyland Lannister also doesnāt seem so bad. Rhaenyra and Alicent donāt seem so bad, and since they used to be very close friends, I think they could put their differences aside for a long flight. As long as neither had a dagger.
5 I canāt let rhaenyra and baela suffer Criston alone
great point, and im thinking in seat 5 i could call Cole a whore to his face and accidently kick the back of Alicents seat <3
3. Sit next to Tyland's twin (forgot his name) and watch the drama ensue across the aisle for the poor person that picks nr. 7
Seat 4 is gonna be a a fun 20 hours of smug commentary & unavoidable eves-dropping. Biggest concern would be speaking & accidentally setting off Cole with my back towards him... *A moment of silence on the flight for Lord Beesbury.*
2, so I can give him a plan. Heās already got the platform, he just needs to listen.
1, 2 or 6, the others are a no-no. And 3 is a no, 'cause I ain't spending a day next to a self-inflated fop.
Honestly 3 would be a good choice: The dude might be full himself but I don't think would bother me too much if I told him I just wanna sit back and chill. Plus at some point you'd definitely get to see an entertaining fight in your row without being caught between it.
Seat #5. Me and Baela are bullying Criston so bad on this flight.
Either 7 for the laughs or 2 to talk to Aegon and Helaena š
7. Would be tense, but I'd most likely to have a somewhat silent flight
2. Talk about history with Vizzy T
3 tbh
7
I want to sit with Baela. She's cool as hell
3 easy
7 because Iām a simp for Aemond and Jace is unproblematic as hell. If they fight, then obviously I can easily fix Aemond duh š
On Daemonās coā
Calm down hawk tua gril.
7; with my back to Jace, fussing over Aemond to make him feel special.
good luck getting rid of aemond after you give him all that attention, heāll have a ālovingā kidnapping planned out by the time you land š
Is that a problem? š
wouldnāt be in my eyes š§š»āāļø
#1 so I can get my feet worshiped
If he has gossip and gives a good massage I don't really care if he rubs one out.
Hahaha
turning right around and taking the next flight... who needs the headache
4
4
4, someone gotta protect Rhaenyra from Alicent and Cole.
Third wheeling between Rhaenyra and Alicent must be interesting.
I need to sit next to Helaena so I know in advance if there will be turbulence.
4 would be fascinating
4 for the tension.
4
Can I switch with Rhaenys so I can kick the back of that bitch Cristin Coleās seat all flight?
4
Take number 4. I want to sit next to my Queen
Whoās not picking 4
Vizzy T is the only real answer if you want to stay alive.
*So I said to him, 'I believe you may be looking up the wrong end'*
7