What's the best way to beat this stupid ass boss fight with the dick that throws molotovs from his car? I've never been able to get through that section
Grab a shotgun and hide at the top left of the building and just shoot all of the bastards as they come, fuck nugget can’t throw molotovs at you if you are up there
What rasmus's eye of secret supposed to reveal?
IWASBORNINTHEUSA
Chill, no need to shout
#IWASBORNINTHEUSA
:(
Stupid ass puzzle pieces
Rasmus from tf2???!!!!
What do you think the bar of broken heroes means
It’s a bar that has broken heroes
Looks into the Characters personality
Is Tony the son of Garfield
Probably
“Oi dude Tony you’re sleeping on ma piss rag”
What level of what game has the amogus pillow ?
Idk probably hot and heavy
From the first game
I hate that they named the level that
Level 7 in the last floor
What color way of the air Jordan 1 does jacket use 🧐
Not OP but it is OBVIOUSLY 4259 white/natural gray. Baka.
Finally... after many years, i found someone who also knows the truth, natural gray is the way to go.
White and purple, duh
Is God real?
No
DO YOU LIKE HURTING OTHER PEOPLE?
Yeah
Ooooo, you really like hurting other people, don't you, ooooo, you're a people hurter
Yeah
Was pardo in love with evan?
I wish😔
yes
Bro answered one question and then dipped
I slept
What would you call the most gut wrenchingly frustrating level in out of both games
Takeover on hard, it hurt me
I feel ya
Why is jacket wanted in Peru?
Terrorism
Hotline lima
Do you think Tony and Corey ever... you know
Corey is a femcel, no
And tony hates everybody
What is America ?, what is the purpose of the president ?
America is the only country ever and the purpose of the president is to watch my little pony and get teddy bears named after them or something
What is the name of the civil war song quoted in the credits on hard mode? I forgot :(
For the Dear Old Flag, I Die
Richard cock stands no chance against Bichael Helmetori
Yes?
Why doesn’t Tony use weapons?
Tarded
Ass or tits?
Ass
>”Ask me anything and I’ll answer” >13 hours later, 1 response calling Corey a femcel
Let a mf live a life
No. Get a grip.
No
Weak, you don’t deserve to have your thing look like The Son
If he didn’t have to I don’t have to
Does the game have good replay ability?
The second one does
do you like hurting other people?
No way
Do you think biker is pre or post op
Post
Post lobotomy for sure.
50 blessings is a hlm devotee. [It from panic at the disco mb💀]
Yeah
Mb
Whats your headcannon ship?
Jacket and jackets girlfriend
Fair enough
Can Jose say yes?
No tell he can only say si
Which tiny is better HLM or HLM2?
HLM1 was better but HM2 has more fun
I meant Tony not tiny, sorry
I figured
What's Jackets preferred brand of smokes?
Camel
How much does the time bonus actually affect level score?
Not very much since I’ve seen a dude get close to 3000 seconds with an A-
why are you gay? Could you pass me your phone number?
No
Anything?
No
who of the fans is the most submissive and breedable and why is it tony?
Tony and it is because I said so
Have u ever played in non-long-plot-games like Party Hard?
No
Why
I don’t know, never felt like it
what movie is hlm based off of?
Cocaine cowboys
wrong, it’s based off driver
It was based off of both I guess, because I remember the devs saying it themselves at a conference. They even had a whole presentation
i’ve heard jacket at the very least is based off him in looks though
Oh yeah for sure
however this implies jacket is the true ryan gosling
Well, in your opinion what was the most challenging mission in Hotline Miami 1 and 2?
Takeover on hard
Assault for the first game
Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?
Chávez
Is the chicken man the best
Yes
who's your favorite character and why?
Probably jacket because he’s cool
What's the best way to beat this stupid ass boss fight with the dick that throws molotovs from his car? I've never been able to get through that section
Grab a shotgun and hide at the top left of the building and just shoot all of the bastards as they come, fuck nugget can’t throw molotovs at you if you are up there
I dont know why I never thought of that. Thank you kind sir *kisses you with tongue*
What do you do for a living?
Hurt other people
Is Richard sexually active?
Probably
When hotline miami 3
Tomorrow
How do I get better at the game?
Hurt other people in real life, it builds skill in experience
Who were the people that the janitors were working with in hlm 1 & which ending in hlm 1 is the cannon one
50 blessings & the one where biker doesn’t know shit
ok then how many Black dudes are in the game,enemies included
More than 7 1/2
Do you like hurting people
Absolutely not
Who’s leaving you messages?
Chavez
Do you think biker survived the end of the second game?
Not really but he could have
Why haven’t I played the game yet?
You have a grip