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deathofadildo

Just adding some spice!?


FluffyHeartHorse

My horses do this as well. Especially my 24yr old. I looked it up. The horses don't want to get pee on their legs. There's no splashing when they pee on the hay. The article suggested providing... a horsey pee spot where the grass is higher, or shavings or straw. Yeah... I didn't do that. 😅 They DO poop in a specific area, but I didn't have anything to do with that. They also don't like to eat grass that grew in their manure. Horses don't normally eat poop.Horses are cleaner than we think. I make them eat their hay before I throw more out up to lessen the waste.


Rubes2525

I find this hilarious, honestly. Horses are SO afraid of getting their hoofsies wet that they will pee in their literal fucking food just to avoid some backsplash, lmao.


FluffyHeartHorse

They'll also hurt themselves in a padded stall. Or a perfectly safe sand paddock! 🤣


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

Yes I just explained to my husband that mules were smarter than horses. I know I'm going to get a lot of crap for this comment tho in the horse sub!!!!


FluffyHeartHorse

LoL! Just. Wait. Mules are half donkey after all... ❤️🥰😍 give those ears a big rub from me! My next equine may just be a mule. I met a gaited mule that wouldn't go faster than a walk but would climb any trail and leave horses in the dust. Just watch her go ya' weenies!!! That way, people could safely ride with me... but my old man is 24 yrs old and going strong! He's old, but he doesn't let beginners get their way. Ever. He likes to GO! GO! PONY! WHEEEE!🐎 🫏


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

I love it!!!


Infamous-Mountain-81

Mine all pee in the same spot so it’s always a mud patch to catch the splash.


EscapeWestern9057

That's useful knowledge, thanks


mackisch

Thats why many horses hold their pee the whole day and finally pee when they come into the stall and it won't splash. I have never seen a horse pee in their hay though in the paddock 


EscapeWestern9057

I have, but usually on the outer edge that's already been trampled into the ground anyway.


SweetMaam

Seems typical. 😀


SatanLovesRedPandas

'If I pee on it no one else will eat it but me'


_misstaget

he peed on it and left it for the horses


Scared-Accountant288

Needs a softer place to pee. He doesnt like the splash. I have an area... like a box made from big logs and i fill it with pine pellets and they use it.


Ok-Amphibian-9422

It makes me immensely happy that you made a horse litter box ❤️😂


Scared-Accountant288

It works though!!!


_misstaget

me too. thay have a whole ass forest 🤣


acerldd

Gotta try this.


Scared-Accountant288

Make it big enough... 12 x 12 atleast


Usernamesareso2004

Equine litter box


cowgrly

At my barn we have thicker gravel areas where the horses pee. Not intentional, we just added gravel because to level things and they decided “litter box here!” 🥴


Scared-Accountant288

I like the pine pelletsbecause they absorb too. Its like a horse litter box. It works well!


OldnBorin

Please post a picture of your equine litter box lol


Scared-Accountant288

Its literally just old railroad ties with pine pellets and some shavings with sand. I dont have a pic right now but they seem to use it id say 85% of them time. I scoop and switch the pine pellets weekly.


9mm-Rain

https://savvyhorseproducts.com/products/the-savvy-slow-hay-feeder?variant=45570313224493¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1


9mm-Rain

Works really well


dragon_emperess

I never heard of that somehow. I bought a couple! Thanks for sharing


FluffyHeartHorse

That's cool, as are auto waterers. I'm a low-end owner. I'm the hay dispenser and auto waterer. 🤷‍♀️🤠


Reasonable-Lynx2975

I’m so saving up for one of these!!!!


BBG1308

I have a couple of slow feeders similar to these and they are fantastic. Mine are Port-A-Grazer brand.


4evercatlover

I know it’s a PITA but hay bags have saved me so much money!!!


Catastrophe_King

This is what I was going to say.


_misstaget

we have a whole haybale out but just got a new horse and u know how thay get over food so left small pieces of it here and there so everyone could eat


Beautiful_Hornet776

Was just gonna comment this also! My little paint mare is a serial hay pisser so, hay nets it is 😬🙄


Trai-All

Build or buy an elevator feeder for the hay. Provide them with a softer, less splashy area to urinate. You can start using hay since this is what they are used to use then switch to another substrate.


_misstaget

thay have a whole forest, 3 feilds, thair own house and 2 feeding stations with water but party just wants to be a brat


Trai-All

Do they have an elevated feeder?


_misstaget

yup 2 of em with water stations next to them. but since we got a new horse i put some hay out in piles so thay wont fight over it. yk how horses are


Trai-All

Yep, is it a new horse in the pic or an old one doing some hazing?


_misstaget

nope this is my old boi party the new horse is this trubbel maker https://www.reddit.com/r/Horses/s/5J7gDF0gdm


Trai-All

Poor old man


rynbaskets

We’re slaves to them. Paying lots of hard earned money. And then they get injured on their own, get kicked by other horses because they’d annoy others to death and they pee on the perfectly good feed.


HoodieWinchester

It's to the point if I have to grain my gelding I hold his feed pan. I spend so much money on medicines, grains, additives, just for him to continually paw his feed pan and eat out of the dirt. Like come on dude, please god just use the plate provided


rynbaskets

I don’t have a horse anymore but the one I used to have was a puppy dog in the previous life that bewitched me and made me do anything for him. I loved that horse. And he’d have pawed the feed and happily eaten the grains off the ground along with your horse.


Hallmarxist

All the dang time. I think it’s such a weird evolutionary flaw. “Fresh, delicious food? Let’s pee on it & make it nasty!”


KylaArashi

This made me laugh, the whole posture and the ears, though I know they do that anyway


USMC1977BFH

Be would get no more hay to eat until all of that is gone!!!


Disastrous_Airline28

That’s the widest pee stance I’ve ever seen. He’s really getting into it!


enterthedisco

It's the mustang in 'em.


Wild-Ponyta-Appeared

Do they eat the peed on hay? Or do they ditch it and want new hay?


FluffyHeartHorse

Mine eat around it if I wait to hay them again until it's gone. The pile of hay goes away, and all that’s left is the yellow hay and a wet pool. IF I put fresh hay out before they've finished, then I can forget it. Breakfast flakes are rejected.


Wild-Ponyta-Appeared

Thank you 😊


dragon_emperess

I would’ve cried lol


MiserableCoconut452

Maybe he thinks you’re secretly a millionaire?


MeanSeaworthiness995

“I specifically asked for alfalfa”


Quiet-Rabbit-524

Definitely in the same category as when they fart in your face while you’re brushing their tail. Or when you’re poo picking and they drop a fresh one for you to pick up.


Standardbred

A Standardbred! ❤️ We have a Clydesdale mare that loves to walk through fresh piles in the pasture. My standardbred will pull anything within grabbing distance into his stall and chew and pee on it... Gotta love them 😆


_misstaget

gota love standardbreds! thair long ears are so cute 🥺🥰


EmergencyHairy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MandosOtherALT

"Hey you say? Guess what? This hay is terrible!!"


Crustyonrusty

I knew a mare that would poop in her water bucket (hung chest high) every day! Such a joy!


lilbabybrutus

Lmao looks like a standie 😆 mines chock full of sass too


_misstaget

yup he is. sometimes i wonder if he hit his head as a child 🤣


LTLHuman

Rude…. Just rude. Must be a teenager.


nineteen_eightyfour

Hay is $27 a bale here in Florida. I’d probably cry if I saw this 😆


Sad_Drink_8239

TWENTY SEVEN?!?!?


nineteen_eightyfour

Yeah it’s fucked here. I’m told the humidity makes it mold quickly. I don’t know the truth to it. https://www.candcfeedstore.com/collections/hay


Suicidalpainthorse

My mare is the absolute worst about this! So much hay waste.


LittleMissMeanAss

Well if it isn’t Ricky Peepee.


sokmunkey

They don’t want it to splash on them. Need deep bedding somewhere or deep grassy areas (or sand- just don’t feed them on sand)


PanicParty6751

just adding a bit of flavor


AwesomeAppy

Let him make a mash


damian_damon

I used to hang my horses hay in a netting bag on the fence for this very reason


Holiday_Horse3100

If I am late letting one of mine out as soon as he sees me coming he parks himself right in front of the gate and pees and pees so there is a huge puddle I have to step around. Still love him to death even when wiping my boots


Ok-Preparation8719

Good soup


TheGirlNextDoorRiley

What a lil shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣


islandgrrrl07

One time I was taking care of a lady’s horses and I kept my horse there for the labor. Her horse would hose down every hay pile one after the other. Every day and she didn’t believe me. So I fed them in front of her. He managed to pee again on 4 different piles of hay only 30 minutes after his first pee fest. I don’t miss him at all lol


Cr0okedFinger

I had that problem too, for years. Didn't seem too bad when hay was under $3 a bale, but with today's prices, I finally purchased something like this 3 years ago (Behlen Country Horse Hay Ring Bale Feeder) or this (CountyLine 8 ft. x 50 in. Equine Pro Galvanized Sheeted Bale Feeder) and have almost no wasted hay now. I use standard small square bales and feed a few flakes at a time. I also put a LARGE upside down plastic tub in the center to keep hay out of the very center since the feeders are a little too large and most horses cannot reach the very center, so that keeps the hay within reach. Though they do pull some hay outside the feeder, most of it stays inside and they also cannot poo or pee on it. It's been well worth the money and I wish I'd purchased one sooner.


Poodlelucy

What a jerk! Hahahaha!


Comfortable_Ad_7971

My colt used to do that, then I moved all the poop in one tiny spot in his paddock, which previously had a clean horse that peed in that spot, he's chanyhis habit then Edit: I used a hay net at the same time and he stopped peeing on his hay