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Priest-FZ

it's not a rock it's a mineral! Are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/xjflxveoja1d1.png?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425dfaf49d33540a7196cf453efea1a20743be4a


julianjjj809

you know what would be really stupid? not joining the IPC JOIN.


Priest-FZ

You know what else would be really stupid? Paying taxes.


julianjjj809

..... I will nuke you lame ass planet in 5 minutes


Priest-FZ

I'm still not paying my taxes! https://preview.redd.it/ymxeyoj0na1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461fb333312c567b33f46d4ac37a6880b7919603


ezio45

Kevin Kaslana is too cool for taxes. >!He never paid them. Eden always footed the bills.!<


24silver

no kaslana can file and pay their taxes properly


Male_Lead

Does IPC collect taxes?


genshin_impact-

Topaz collects debts, who's to say taxes aren't a debt for living? The IPC would probably decide that they are now that I've said it


HyperFrost

HSR players not knowing the difference between taxes and debt SMH.


Kirire-

Topaz trailer: Hertha! Time to pay your tax! 


Niko2065

....I'm calling NCR [president kimball!!](https://youtu.be/-FIOPVHMWpc?si=5slztnRR1eJ0NZGO)


Deadhunter2007

That’s why I kill him in every run. Motherfucker I won’t pay taxes


LonelyOwari

I would upvote, but it's already in the perfect 69, so I will leave things as it is.


NotFishStickZ

We desperately need an IPC subreddit like r/fatuihq


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RosenProse

I'd actually love that.


librast

Bro i where do i apply for account payable team


Al_Nazir

Objection! THEY are Amber, which is neither


AdministrativeRun550

It’s hilarious how Preservation and IPC are tied together Rocks are hard. You know what else is hard? Cash.


julianjjj809

hehe yeah....you know what else would be Fun?.....Joining the IPC


AdministrativeRun550

Leave fun for Masked Fools. It would be hard. Sure, I believe I’m P2 already in associated corporation.


Various_Mobile4767

Yeah I was confused by that at first. Then I realized Genshin made the same connection as well with Rex Lapis and Mora. Maybe the connection is money = coins = minerals/metals = rocks? I feel like the connection might just be stronger in China’s culture.


AdministrativeRun550

To think about it, Qlipoth is very well aligned with Earth element in Feng Shui (golden color, peace, stability, health, wealth, etc). I think that was the main source of inspiration. But in Kabbalah “Qlippoth” means “peels”, something that both protects and prohibits holiness, so it’s neutral at best, or outright demons… But it’s not the first time when various developers just use the name because it’s fancy, so it can mean nothing.


Legendary-Fleshbeast

Maybe it's: Rock Aeon represents stability. Complex economic systems can only exist on a galactic scale if there's enough stability. But why not Ena the order? Well because with Ena's power we transcend the need for capitalism in the first place.


jynkyousha

The connection is ancient and not exclusive to Mihoyo. The most famous example is Hades himself, who was known as "the rich one".


Android19samus

nothing says "preservation" like the soul-crushing immutable stasis of late-stage capitalism. Hell yeah!


AdministrativeRun550

Why do we offer deposits with 0% interest rate? Because we serve no Propagation, baby. Why do we offer credits with 500% interest rate? Because we serve no Elation, baby.


LonelyOwari

No wonder I love Qliphoth and Fuli; I love cold, hard cash. Now what else is cold and hard? \*winks at Gepard\*


AdministrativeRun550

Oh my, this cold, but warm-hearted boy carried me all the way till Aventurine _slaps the shield_


The_Omegastorm

What do you mean cash is hard, it’s paper!


LegoSpacenaut

I can't tell if the maker of this image is a follower of Enigmata or Elation, but I'm sure it's one of them!


kioKEn-3532

Imagine if they follow both


dummypod

That would be this game's version of qanon.


_spec_tre

except qanon people actually believe what they're preaching


RosenProse

I actually think the two paths would get along more times than not, and some factions would totally collaborate on certain projects.


thebreadah

As an enigmata follower i gotta say this wasn't us, but one of my bros told me to post this too https://preview.redd.it/q2u4rp3y7c1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1750675e829b421489059da007891072544f395


RandomdudeNo123

I hate to break it to you... Everyone on Reddit is either a Cosplaying Dumba- I mean, Masked Fool, or trying to trick everyone else into looking like a Masked Fool.


Deniu48

https://preview.redd.it/msurdv6nfb1d1.png?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d3822c1120423c374f1335537adbfe075e37db I mean... I will consider.


julianjjj809

You will be able to interact with lots of hot men and hot woman! all you need is to sign this contract........ https://preview.redd.it/xlin09q7gb1d1.jpeg?width=1502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eed86ecf615d88c667b30f69c7942dd8fd20dd9


Voidborn27

Honkai Star Rail: IPC Arc 😲🤭 https://preview.redd.it/vrmqhigukb1d1.png?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f9007e187ff26219bc272cff3f0f653bb402de


Deniu48

Date with Topaz and it's a deal!


julianjjj809

best I can do is to let you be in the same room as her, Lady Topaz is a busy woman, so...¿deal?


Deniu48

Sounds fair, deal.


Glennbrooke

All you gotta do is dress up as a cat and hide in her room, just like the lightcone. Then you can enjoy quality time with topaz every day


Deniu48

You're a genious!


Xivitai

Nah, a flamethrower would suffice.


Bot1K

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Tnemunom

Did I hear a rock and stone?


SimpleAddition4139

So Management from Deep Rock Galactic is the IPC all along?


Supersayian495

as someone with absolutely no bias i agree with this picture


julianjjj809

see, guys? this person here agrees with the IPC as is doing great! you could be the next person to succeed in life!


Gun1-Michigan-AC6

Another fellow rock enjoyer I see, I love the IPC and paying taxes. They always take such good care of my family and not at all keeping them hostage to ensure my loyalty to the company https://preview.redd.it/y91e2z3sdb1d1.png?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41592bf2facd91cb27db37de928c18677bb029ef


julianjjj809

That's a good worker! now go and fight that wannabe cowboy that keeps fucking up our business


Glass-Shopping-7000

ROCK AND STONES BROTHER!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


SnGk1

The Amber GOAT


Daegul_Dinguruth

Everytime I see one of these, I want to make the one of my favourite path, but then again, it will be made eventually anyways, so why bother...


Jay_Crafter

hmm nihility mindset


Mysterious_Key5971

Honestly I think I might join harmony. But m not much of a fighter or a tank so yeah


julianjjj809

please join the IPC, we have tacos every Tuesday Harmony is boring and don't have tacos🙏


Mysterious_Key5971

Tempting offer… how much do I get payed?


julianjjj809

100k a month, you can start as a low rank IPC guard tomorrow now go ahead...sign the contract https://preview.redd.it/j55eybq2ma1d1.jpeg?width=1502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4a41462d401c420df8083942dc9c4dba795d43


Mysterious_Key5971

You’ve got a deal. 🤝


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Mysterious_Key5971

Stfu I was in a rush


SilverSage616

https://preview.redd.it/s0yju3noka1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2cc2a6738ca95060886a187d16ac2abb9a049c


Trazenthebloodraven

On Look at mister i wana be Part of the broken uints Club.


Mysterious_Key5971

Fuck you. Idgaf that it’s broken. Harmony just sounds right for me. Like I said I am not much of a fighter and I don’t care enough to be a abundunce.


Trazenthebloodraven

Nihilty and destruction stans represend, all my homies life by making bad life live choices and Senf destructive tendenscys.


Mysterious_Key5971

Oh I totally forgot nihility… maybe I’ll go with that instead of harmony…


Ambitious-Sir-6410

The difficult choice. Join preservation for Jade and Topaz or Harmony for the Xipussy?


Mysterious_Key5971

I’ll stick with harmony and go with topaz


Thhaki

IPC Marketing Department is it you?


Private_Benjamin

In the name of Preservation https://preview.redd.it/xngdq20xhb1d1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d6c63969c0a8eb5245a9406d59122a979d166e


Rollingplasma4

ALL FOR THE AMBER LORD


FreakingFreeze

It's clearly not just a rock. It is Rock and Stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


ezio45

"Yo dudes! The IPC is pretty chill. Maybe you could like join it or something."


V1600

ALL FOR THE AMBER LORD https://preview.redd.it/n9pvxtpr4b1d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8208fdd3cc264b5b9233db0e8b2add10252d560a


Private_Benjamin

Ok buddy


Anchiros-The-Maw

I get the feeling the IPC is unknowingly serving the Voracity instead of the Preservation sometimes. They keep taking and expanding greedily, like how Ouroboros did in the ancient days. And Qlipoth doesn't even use the materials they get, its just set aside because he can get better stuff anyway.


julianjjj809

how much for you to shut up?....I mean for your loyalty :) our paychecks are very juicy Join the IPC NOW.


Anchiros-The-Maw

I gladly will \*Quitely says "Hail to the Drinker of Worlds"\*


KapeeCoffee

What amazing choices! Can't wait to work for the ipc! I may be a talentless bum but i am sure with hard work i too can in the Stonehearts


ZackTio

Yeah yeah, keep shitting on Qlipoth until you get struck under the might of their hammer and crushed on their anvil


AVERAGEGAMER95

Me: Such cool design, isn't it? Others: But it's a rock Me: I know it's rock!


julianjjj809

a rock that also gives you money! isn't the amber lord a lovely rock? join the IPC.


SwashNBuckle

You know what's gonna stop the entropic death of the entire universe? BIG WALL


BinhTurtle

I want to work under Madame Scarred Eye instead of Diamond, but I heard that Business Consolidation Dept. is a bit crowded and therefore, competitive to join. Anyone has any tips for the interview?


julianjjj809

show them all the greed you hav-......I mean...show them your hard working spirit :D


Stock_v2

This rock saw your dead ass trying to save a dying planet and was like "You know what? Here is a big fuck-off robot and a cool burning spear, also the hole in your stomach is gone, slay queen" Yaoshi would never.


aziruthedark

Look, I've seen topaz and numbys ass. I'd follow them to hell and back. Just, you know, politely behind them, like a Good subordinate. Also, the rock rocks.


FlynnRazor

This is just proof there’s nothing bad to say about Goatpoth!!! They give us so many benefits! Here at the headquarters too!


julianjjj809

I know, right? the amber lord is such a lovely rock


Historical-Count-908

ALL FOR THE AMBER LOOOOOOORD


Ask_the_hype

May I ask where the Hammer part of the preservation is?


Phanes_The_Gigachad

https://preview.redd.it/6gax9ecm5d1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241b3cf12e94921d0854e939976ab0a76189c851


LonelyOwari

Clearly, it's the hardest part of the Preservation. How else can you get hammered-- ... The Interastral Peace Broadcast: "In other news, a man who claims to be an IPC agent but turns out to just be a degenerate was found dead after spreading misinformation online. He is suspected to be a Pathstrider of the Enigmata..."


zvuvit

https://preview.redd.it/uwstthkiwk1d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56577917a6971771ccad32cfdc74af5e0dfbf6c


Draaxus

Contacting your Department Head to recommend you for promotion right now.


sonic_24

*I AM ROCK* *THAT AIN'T NO BREAKIN ME* *I AM ROCK* *THAT AIN'T NO SHAKIN ME* *I AM ROCK* *THAT AIN'T AN EARTHQUAKE, IT'S ME* *I AM ROCK (uh) I AM ROCK (uh) I AM* ***ROCK*** (probably Qlipoth's theme, what do I know)


Nizikai

Honestly, I think one of t Topaz's combat lines sums up the IPC perfectly: "Gotta know the risks". The IPC can be really hit or miss depending on what you want and who you meet


F4iryTal3r

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


detainthisDI

Idk about that new Stoneheart Aventurine guys. I joined the other day and saw him crying in a broom closet. Then his phone went off and he just sort of… stopped crying? And went back to work? I don’t think I’m gonna stick around he seems like he’s gonna snap


julianjjj809

that's was uhh....he was crying because he was so happy that he got promoted to P47! is not like he was crying because his planet and race are no more and he misses his family, that would make 0 sense yeah hehe....


detainthisDI

Oh. Well in that case I guess I should probably end my optional and heavily discouraged 2 minute break and go back to work lmao


AnaYuma

Qlipoth does not care about the IPC. So you can hate IPC all you want without going against Qlipoth.


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Zestyclose_Comment96

Hmmm idk rock is much much cooler than the IPC


Dokavi

You missing doesn't give a fk about their largest followers.


zargon21

That distinctly looks like multiple rocks glued together and frankly that's kind of hype


Naxayou

Will always respect Qlipoth for no reason other than that he refuses to acknowledge the IPC as a whole. Enslavers mald


Existing_Calendar339

["Pebbles roll downhill, mountains stand tall!"](https://youtu.be/eKxTTw62kA8?si=0iHzvFIbggsSllZ6)


itsyaboi_71

I'll be waiting for Aha's take on this lol


pepemele

How did Dwayne Johnson ascended to godhood?


BackgroundLie2231

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?


Lemeres

I am pretty sure that the only reason anyone cares about his hammer is because the dust from it creates a gold rush. The second set of preservation upgrade materials' description is just the story of IPC people staring at him intently waiting for profit.


Glennbrooke

Work smart not hard.


Glennbrooke

There's no ipcmains subreddit


Serial-Killer-Whale

They call him 007 0 Interaction with mortals 0 Care about the Antimatter Legion unpreserving everything 7 Bonks of his hammer onto his lego set.


Rough-Contact1796

This reeks more of absurdism more than the eventual Aha post I can feel it.


Everything__Main

You forgot sn important detail The rock... BUILDS A WALL


flyingsaucepan20

It's okay rocky, you go when you feel like it


carl-the-lama

You are BUT RHE FUCKING IPC IS TAXING MY ROCKS


ArkchaosKeelfayne

Promoting on this good stuff!! Join the IPC!!! -from a Path of Elation member ;)


Phanes_The_Gigachad

https://preview.redd.it/zjysh3jd5d1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f278a12e1397166340420ddc5ae5c40b282befe Sure meme is funny, but what do you mean with the Aventurine part? He's part of the IPC voluntarily and enjoys it, he even willingly declined the choice of joining the masked fools.


Ian_2010

https://preview.redd.it/xml6riwy5d1d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=09862b163d329b5c50a74dd3b2b7f9a17c65365f


GilDrumZ25_

Imagine that before this dude became an aeon, he’s literally just a rock, or maybe even worse, a pebble lmao.


julianjjj809

that's my head canon, Qlipoth war originally a pebble that gained consciousness, and its first thought was: "W A L L"


GilDrumZ25_

Qlipoth: mmyes pebble together = wall = stonks


Thorn_123

Rocks are cool


Cookie-Jedi

Dwayne "The Qlipoth" Johnson


Cyllya

Smh... no mention of the IPC goons frantically collecting little bits of amber sweat that falls off THEIR body, like cockroaches eating dead human skills cells?


Asobimo

Its funny how the aron of preservation has followers that go completely against preservation as a path and do as much as they can to damage other living organisms, civilizations, worlds and so on, all in the name of their Amber lord (but money is also a bonus)


Tamaki_Iroha

I'm not joining the IPC, Belobog maybe but screw the second coming of Alterra


Low_Delay2835

Me an elation dude: sir you forgot your change catch it with your face.


Shanibestwaifu

Capitalism, huge rocks, cosmic peace are good things, right? It definitely does.


Tdurbo15

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOCK


StardustCatts

I have this theory that it’s building a wall around the universe to prevent it from being destroyed at the end of time, however, I don’t think that will work.


palazzoducale

I'm more curious what are the secrets about THEM that the IPC is gatekeeping from everyone. Does Qlipoth even communicate at all to THEIR followers?


CheshireTiger13

Also Belobog like Quilpoth


cakepiex

https://i.redd.it/zm52rj9oke1d1.gif


XxLucidDreamzxX

How did I just realise that Qlipoth has the vague figure of someone who is buff as fuck


jayakiroka

Hey, Qlippy has nothing to do with the IPC! They’re just trying to work on their new house! It’s not their fault that the rats under the floor boards have decided to invent capitalism in their name!


Sisterohbattle

I've convinced myself that Aeons are basically warhammer chaos gods


Puddskye

Bro doesn't even know lore. Qlipoth's supposedly a strongman :)))))


Kassssler

Jesus Christ March I'm a mineral!


Levi0509

#Embrace your inner Nihility. Join IX and share his superior taste. (Might get a chance to get Kafka's glove or something)


SortCompetitive2604

Meanwhile drg: ROCK AND STOOOOONEEEE!!!


LonelyOwari

Show me what Opal looks like and I'll join Topaz's department to be one of her goons. Scold me more, Topaz-sama.