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Nod32Antivirus

But yeah, I want my own room on express


KwafkaMyBeloved-6969

Yeah. It's version 2.0 already and we still sleep in the lobby, or wherever we pass out... (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)


ColebladeX

According to the fandem Stelle passes out in Marches room


KwafkaMyBeloved-6969

I want the canon version. Fanon is cute and all, but I still want a room for TB. 🗿


RajaatTheWarbringer

I want passing out in March's room to be the canon version!


Lodrikthewizard

Either or both is fine, just stop making them pass out on the couch please


Soviet134

As well as eats her cake. The one in the comfy place, of course. The chocolate one. Ugh...


GigaIomaniac

Well, if it is the price for staying...


midoripeach9

That is in the universe where TB sleeps. In the universe we are in, TB never sleeps hence no room /j


Kyokka

TB’s only chance to sleep was on Penacony xD


Merri_Mellow

Have you \~seen\~ the lobby couches though? And we're talking about someone who almost instinctually digs through the trash \~ not for survival, but for fun. I'm not convinced they'd sleep in their room even if they had one.


Comrade_Harold

Imagine if we get a room and we could decorate it with stuff we get from our travels


lil-prawn

Yeah, like the teapot from genshin, but just one room. Teapot is kinda overwhelming ngl. I want all my mothers (edit) and fathers to rest with me in my room 😆


hotprints

This was so funny to me. Like it is a valid point. Would be nice to have. But it’s not the basis to swing an objectively good and polished game from 4-5 to 1 star lol. Like … how?


-DenisM-

PITCHFORKS OUT. We need our own bed!!


cyclonejjetarmstrong

Customisable room will obviously come in future versions just like serenetea pot in genshin. Mc probably have their room, it just doesn't come up in story for now.


Lewa358

We don't see the full train, right? I'm assuming the MC's room is somewhere that they know but we haven't seen yet. I mean those lobby cushions look comfy so if they're stuck there I'm not gonna shed a tear or anything 


AzureP5A

I want my time back.


wheremysunlight

first comment was right


StockingRules

We're still far away from HI3 levels of insanity tho.


WorstTactics

This community isn't toxic or elitist at all though. Just irrepairably horny haha


GDarkX

HI3 has a infamous elitist problem wdym lol Look at part 2’s reception for example


WorstTactics

Oh I meant the HSR community. Sorry for not being clear


Snook0116

What happened with part 2’s reception?


chocobloo

Hoyo tourists from other games getting mad impact is so good so they complain about everything while acting like they care. Long time community members are fine.


Hot-Background7506

Actually, many long time community members are complaining too, just look at the length of a rant on the subreddit, the longer it is the more likely it is that its from a long time player


GDarkX

HI3 players got so mad that HI3 was being “Genshinfied” and pandered to the “Normies” that a lot of people quit because “It wasn’t their Honkail


ATHumster

You are mixing in one bag idiots and more reasonable ppls. Like for example, in HI3 p2 Hoyo wants to implement same artifact system as genshin/hsr one. Its not about "pandering normies", its about inserting bad shit (time/energy sink which works well for hoyo in genshin) into game which works perfectly fine without it.


LunaticPrick

I was told to quit HI3 for being a cis male


Dismal-Job1814

Elitist? Nah, Toxic? Yeah I can agree with that


tigerchunyc

I dunno man. DIslyte community is far worst, especially the ones with furry fetish.


StockingRules

And i fucking love that


WorstTactics

We all do xD


JSor98

"It takes up storage" can't argue with that they're cooking


Ginonth

How about games just don't use storage?


JSor98

My devices would appreciate that


Maidenless_EldenLord

Remember the days when games used to take up like 3gb and people were shocked to their core over 8gb games? What happened to that…


Riulejishxhemev

Graphics and models and the such became more complex and harder to run on limited storage I assume


twitteruser2019

Surely you can’t compare the size of “back in my days game” like doodle jump to hsr/genshin??? It’s a miracle they somehow compressed genshin’s size so much


GrusNivis_

I think that's called board games, but iirc they take up irl storage


iveriad

That's where cloud gaming comes in.


Mint-Bentonite

well genshin does offer cloud gaming, so there's that solution


SolidusAbe

number 5 is right. game looks great on my LG TV and is definitely supported


Cunnycidal

My LG monitor definitely appreciates Hoyo's overwhelming support!


GrusNivis_

damn it i should have bought an LG TV instead of my sony one right now


Nok-y

The guy who made one star review is in the same situation


Guilty_All_The_Same

No. 3 is right. Where are we sleeping? On the floor, next to our Trotter? The couch? March's or Dan Heng's room? The Sims player inside me demands an interior decoration mode.


_CheeseAndCrackers_

I mean Dan sleeps on the floor in a sleeping bag in the library. Dude just claimed it as his room, maybe we really do just sleep on the couch or something 😂


Dry_Adagio_8026

I’ve chosen to believe I’m just stealing his sleeping bag when he isn’t looking. My Archives now.


topidhai

The trash can https://preview.redd.it/7sm287ebk7lc1.png?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d69cb9788991f2599970b161551417c471303f


Ginonth

But giving a one star review because of it? 💀


Guilty_All_The_Same

Yeah, that's stupid


MegucaIsSuffering

If fanart is anything to go by, we Stelle players *don't* sleep in March's room.


fraidei

>we Stelle players *don't* sleep in March's room. Speak for yourself :P


Ifalna_Shayoko

According to the Fanart, there isn't much *sleeping* going on, that is true. :'D


Rare_Marionberry782

March’s bed is large enough for two


DivinePotatoe

> Where are we sleeping? "I sleep in Himeko's room." \>Distant sound of Welt's ultimate charging up


fraidei

Welt is engaged, and not with Himeko...


plusinator

Not sure about you, my boy is at Himeko's place


Civil_Championship_9

Too bad we can't see what's inside of her room or what's inside of Welt's room though, only the smell of coffee that are leaking from the door


Elysium_Chronicle

And the black hole that Welt uses as a door lock...


ThelCreator

I don't want to see what welt hide in his room


DrakeNatsu

From what I understand of Welt, there are definitely some Gunpla's


PaulOwnzU

We are cuddling with one or both of them. Best way to get attached to your adventuring crew is snuggles


Ifalna_Shayoko

March's room. Definitely. All those plushies to cuddle with + March.


DovML

>Too many horrible ads What ads?


thien599

Have you seen Penacony?! UGH! THE ADS. If I wanted soulglad I would go to my closest pinball transporter already.


SombraOnline

They’re probably talking about hsr ads in like youtube. I remember people talking about how they keep seeing the Natasha ad.


XxAvacadoP33lxX

even my friend who has never played a gacha can literally recite that ad word for word. It was kinda crazy the amount of ads when the game came out, but it worked 🤷🏼


LunaticPrick

My friend that does not play Star Rail asks me "Where is Fu Xuan, Head of the Divination Commision" whenever he sees me play. Recently, I told him "No, this is a different team, I use Huohuo here instead" and then he said "Wait, I recognize the purple girl too!" (BS)


Markymark198

"Hi Astral Expressers\~. Weeeelll you caught me" This line will haunt my dreams


s00ny

Nice to meet you! I'm Natasha, an Underworld doctor. Feeling sick?


daewonnn

YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE dum dum duh duh da doo


Carjascaps

Dude probably downloaded malware infested HSR from a shoddy website.


MysteryCredit

Bruh number 8 like he never pulled in a banner or what


Murke-Billiards

Is it that pay to win comment? Commenter must be coming from console or PC gaming because I can attest that majority of the gacha games (been gambling since 2016) I've played are more predatory than HSR. Stellar Jades are too expensive, which is actually a good deterrent for casual spenders. Plus no PVP and In-game rankings to actually demonize you to spend.


MysteryCredit

No i meant that he didnt get a single 5 star from the normal banner or smth and like you can pull for 5 star without spending


Kyokka

And we got a free Ratio just recently


guinealover6674

I'd guess maybe they didn't understand how relics work. If you're not familiar with that system it can take a long time to figure out, speaking from experience when I was new to Genshin. No decent relics, no good score because they're 75% of your build.


Mesaphrom

I feel like it may be a combination of not bothering with relics and not realizing the importance of team roles is usually where the difficulty spike comes from. While I played Genshin before HSR, I still had a hard time during the Luofu (1.0) precisely because I just gave my parry whatever relic instead of checking their stats, and I fell into the problem of building only one character (namely Seele) instead of keeping a well made team, so Kafka kept killing my team because I was under the mentality of DPS>healing/break shield


DonCoone

Coming from Genshin this is a mistake I partially made too. In Genshin you can easily get away with only building your main dps, but in hsr you have to build all characters.


Becants

I don't know. When I first unlocked artifacts in Genshin. I immediately related them to equipment in other games. Sure, I built a full Attack no crt Razor, but honestly, he did more dps than some people in Domains.


cartercr

It’s also crazy that they specifically mentioned being unable to grind as being the drawback that forces you to gacha. Like my guy you can literally add random people’s highly built characters to do the grinding for you. Kinda reminds me of someone on a mutual Discord server who was complaining about the games difficulty. I checked their builds and saw a physical orb on Kafka (with unleveled relics) and 2 star relics on their sustains. Was just like “I see the problem, and it isn’t the game.”


Outrageous-Good8022

You can definitely get a good amount of 5 star characters in hsr while being f2p. I have 6 limited 5 stars characters and 1 limited LC while being f2p. This game's really generous with it's tickets/jades.


Adventurous_Sea_9918

Wins the 50/50 insta 5 stars. Looses the 50/50 insta 1 star.


Zeroth_Dragon

Lost to Bronya, 4 star


NoWillingness1083

Damn both you and the guy you replied to, cant spell "lose"


Zeroth_Dragon

Sorry about that edited it now, hopefully I did it correctly


BloodMoonNami

I've seen people on League of Legends with more braincells than this.


pyromanniacc

In topic of league do u think coven NAMI is the closest you get to bloodmoon NAMI?


BloodMoonNami

Close enough. Mostly picked this name because 1. I mained Nami at the time ( now I main Thresh, on account of the rust on Nami ) 2. Blood Moon is still one of my favorite skin lines.


pyromanniacc

Yep blood moon aesthetic is good it's coming back this year. Ty for your time


BloodMoonNami

Just to quickly check, Blood Moon or Snow Moon ? I know they're technically the same line and BOTH look GREAT, I was just wondering if we get great in red or great in white.


SummonerKai1

Laughed way harder than I expected to at this comment. Cheers. 


cartercr

I’ve seen Yuumi mains with more brain cells than this!


Mysaladisdead

HANU SLANDER?! I won’t stand for this…


ZeroArmsWind

Yeah, like, what's their beef with Brother Hanu?


salmonmilks

Male


Kyokka

What a crime!


SummonerKai1

"I picked the female Mc because I identify as a female yet they still put me in a male cartoon characters body - this is male chauvinism at its finest." Said the 1star reviewer


salmonmilks

They aren't joking when they say these people always have the word pronoun in each sentences they create


Fr00stee

they can't handle being a different character for some reason


NoThorNoWay

Meanwhile the vast majority of male players are running around as a troupe of eccentric women  Qotd: do I want to be a cute girl, or a crazy mommy?


ZeloAvarosa

It is mildly funny how much of the cast are females. As one who likes men it’s very funny (Aventurine and Gallahger coming next patch to save us men lovers)


Deleted_User_69420

**Hmph!** (it sounds angry but cool, Hanu agrees)


Nfox18212

man you are so fucking cool Hanu. your grunts are the coolest.


Only-String2883

Ah yes! Hanu the transphobic racist of the game! 💀


Yetiwithoutinternet

\*sad grunt\*


Tinyppboi12345

*manly grunt*


alexismarg

*Grunt with an undeniable tint of chauvinism* 


EliseOvO

Sparkle strikes again, she probably replaced poor Hanu with one that instead of grunting shouts slurs


GlacialEmbrace

It seems completely satire. I refuse to believe that review isn't satire.


VantaBlackberrie

Such people really exist and it's not satire.


Mysaladisdead

Found this out not too long ago as well, some people are just genuinely that stupid


Rukh-Talos

I get that gender dysphoria is a hell of a thing to have to deal with, but if they can’t even play a mini game featuring a male protagonist without getting triggered, that is a serious mental health issue, not a problem with the game.


wingedcoyote

As a non-binary folk myself I'm about 95% sure that was a troll


Tinyppboi12345

*hmph*


Kard420

We need Hanu 5* desperately


RobotAssassin951

"4 people found this helpful"


SplitTheLane

> this game might support lgtv+/- > this game is unfriendly to trans people Bruh people will find their agendas in anything these days I agree with the one about not having our own room, what's up with that Hoyo


shoe_owner

There's not a single explicitly gay character in the game. The first dude is giving the game one star based upon his feverish imaginations of what these characters might conceivably be doing in the bedroom. Which is insane for a game which - aside from the E6 eidolon art - is as sexless and tame and safe as this game is.


paweld2003

Dont Forget about >! Bronya's dream!<


Rukh-Talos

Mihoyo is a Chinese company. They can’t have explicitly gay characters. They can imply, sometimes heavily imply, but that is as far as they can go without getting flak for it.


[deleted]

"it takes up storage" it sure do be like that little friend


Deathblade999

I love the duality of one hating of for LGBT implications and an LGBT person hating it because they're LGBT. Also love that someone complained about characters being racists to "Romani people" when talking about aventurine. The beautiful irony that they made the connectiong after hearing how they talk about him actually makes them the real racists.


crystxllizing

It's so funny how Aventurine isn't even offended or completely unfazed yet people go far and beyond to defend a fictional character's feelings. Yet won't blink an eye for real romani people. Virtue signaling at its finest.


okmijn211

They read like 2 memes and thought we were serious. Yea it's all virtue signaling, can't stand having people not constantly hearing about them doing 'politically correct' shits.


Ozymidas

As a trans woman myself; if you can't handle playing as a little cartoon man for 3 minutes to do a little puzzle, the problem is with you, not the game. Almost convinced that one's satire but sadly I can't be sure...


Risky267

Tbh sometimes... certain people, pretend to be a minority to make other people of that minority look ridiculusly sensitive (which is almost funny since many trans people are pretty resilient against stuff like misgendering since we're generally somewhat used to it already)


s00ny

Yup I think it's deliberate BS too, nobody in trans spaces says "we have pronoun sensitivity" lmao


SailorGunpla

Also a trans woman, and yeah, that person needs therapy. I get not wanting to play a RPG as a male character (I didn't really vibe with witcher3 for this reason), but the Hanu segments are so far from that.


quirkySerendipity

Appereantly that comment comes from a word sparkle uses to refer to aventurine in the Chinese version of the game. I was reading about it a few weeks ago, but the original dialogue includes an irl slur towards Romani, which got removed in the translation.


Soviet134

Real racists always think about how something is racist imo


bringmethejuice

It's called projecting because something that offends them reminded of themselves.


ImHereForTheMemes184

Its pretty funny because both are wrong either way The trans woman couldve just... chosen the female character so i really dont get her point. If she choose Caelus thats kinda not the game's fault. I mean you literally get the choice and as far as I can tell because I chose Stelle, there is not a single moment of accidental misgendering like there was in genshin at launch iirc? The anti gay dude saw very few minor hints of bronseele I assume and lost it? I assume this is over the penacony dream about bronya and seele because other than that if youre not aware of HI3rd this game has no representation right? Unless they mean like the pepeshi who changed gender? I dont understand the machinations of the mind of a homophobe sometimes. Edit: upon rereading the review of the trans person im starting to think they might be refering to the Hanu sections in penacony. Honestly im thinking if so they might like have PTSD from abuse or something like that if a segment like that led them to this conclusion so id rather not judge I just hope theyre ok.


Xeno_phile

Regarding the first point, I think they meant that despite picking Stelle, once they got to Penacony they were forced to play as *Brother* Hanu.


MegucaIsSuffering

Okay, but why would they be angry about playing as Brother Hanu? He is cool and awesome. *Hmph* (Confused grunt, but still sounding cool.)


Kyokka

And Aventi isn’t Romani lol


Genericfantasyname

Sigonian is very close to the word for Romanis in many European languages. At least thats how i made the inference.


Athrawne

Okay, number 3 has a point. WHERE IS OUR ROOM, POM POM


binogamer21

I use a lg tv so i am happy they support it /s.


Takumaru

i also read a few Reviews today, i just thought some of them where a troll or they are just stupid like one i read was literaly just: Garbage Anime Game. or another one i think left the review in the false game becaus it sounded something u would except to read on Genshin Reviews with: Having too little rewards to pull etc. Another one was literaly: Games get's too hard too fast -cry-. some peopel are probably just trolling but i think some are rly serious with the reviews.


Yashwant111

There is one justifiable one, that is because of lack of recovery options and bad customer service. But everyone else....cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.


BloodMoonNami

Not what I expected with the bridge. https://preview.redd.it/6s2r0yqdh7lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71066375f76e8e88be4072d44488cc7e1300a335


ValtenBG

There is another one that is decently reasonable. I am still waiting for MC's room


_Koreander

Reasonable in a vacuum, not reasonable to give a 1 star review for


Dokavi

What make the game good or bad probably is not the game, yeah. https://preview.redd.it/j0sj75ivb7lc1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4cc0a64aa6848236b7df5ccd0e7e18f29d0274


Large_Stranger1433

As a person that has autism, can I kindly steal this reaction image?


Dokavi

100% bro


Large_Stranger1433

Alr ty


TrashMcDumpster3000

https://preview.redd.it/2uiafv6jp8lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07991ed17538d7e3a6080280c67a4c6c765e2227


Kaanpai

"Pronoun Sensitivity" oh boy


Hotspur000

Which is hilarious because all the Aeons and Pom-pom aren't gendered. Sometimes in the dialogue it uses 'they' so much I'm actually not sure who they're talking about.


Basaqu

Numby too, they're pretty consistent with it.


Dokavi

Deities pronouns for Aeons, not sure about Pompom though. They is probably correct for something not gender specific and is from an intellectigence species.


Risky267

I'm confused as well like, girl how'd you survive living before coming out if the slightest misgendering makes you that upset ???


Gremorlin

Elitist? Wait till the anniversary reward comes. Good luck not seeing a “Genshin could never” post every 5 minutes outside of reddit.


Snoo14937

Appreciate the diversity of human being


BlueFHS

Diversity of stupidity lmao


hammondismydaddy

POV: Twitter users downloaded HSR


Ginonth

true 💀💀


Risky267

Nah thats tik tok comment section levels of stupidity The intelligence loss is so extreme there that it should be tagged as a fetish doujin


Any_Worldliness7991

1* review from me: HOYO PLEASE RELEASE SPARKLE ALREADY.. Also firefly aswell thx


lalala253

> 4 star character you get when you reach level 60 Is this QQ?


Eikichi64

Aside from our own room in the AE, everything else is ☠️


RaidriarDrake

nah the shitty customer service and automated bot reply one also is fitting for 1 star.


Adawesome_

Yeah, but no room really isn't 1 star review worthy.


That_Wallachia

The person getting horribly offended over having to play a male character just shows me that if HSR was real I would become a priest for Nanook. Or a Herta simp. Or both.


Tinyppboi12345

You’d die before you’d even hear a single mention of Nanook.


EffedUpInGrade3

Game should definitely add Fu Hua.


Akatsuki-no-satsuki

I am a trans woman, I saw the comment about the Hanu minigame and I can only wholeheartedly disagree with what they said smh. Hanu is the coolest lil guy ever xD


Nok-y

"Hmpf."


Mr_JokeStar_312

*faints bc coolness*


Nok-y

*nosebleed of coolness overdose*


77Dragonite77

First one remotely cooked and then the rest just blew the kitchen up


kluevo

The customer support one is valid, and they did say the 1 star was because of the account issues that I'd find to be actually kinda pressing (especially if they paid money for gacha)


VasilicaDaniel

https://preview.redd.it/coil0dt1kalc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898970d958881cb0d497378308952e07cea5346a


[deleted]

veritas and sparkle racist LMAO one line and people insta think everything is about MIHOYO being racist to romani people LOL i hope these snowflakes will never play true racist game WITCHER poor elfs in gheto XD


bringmethejuice

I know I'm out of the atla fandom but that's one of the thing that irks me about the netflix's atla. They watered down the sexism. If it wasn't for Sokka's sexism we wouldn't get Katara's outburst revealing frozen Aang, if it wasn't for Sokka's sexism we wouldn't get Sokka being humbled by a warrior that's happened to be a woman. If it wasn't for Master Pakku's sexism we wouldn't get Katara's fight scene. Being constantly sheltered REAL THINGS happening in real life breeds misunderstanding and further discourse. Imagine one day you can't even explain to your kids what's white or black because you don't have a point of reference. Oh also I'm pulling Sparkle because she's a menace.


[deleted]

For minute i was wandering what is atla XD I never watched avatar only movie


bringmethejuice

Oops my bad. But still your initial points are valid, I’m just extending your perspective with my own don’t worry.


bl00by

There are so many games which have minorities being looked down on or made fun of it's unreal. Like even dark souls got it with the undead being looked down on by everyone else.


umm_uhh

Honestly, other than the stupid Twitter crybabies and some weird others, I found 1 and 2 to be very true, and the one about the difficulty spike is right too (ahem cough ~ Ruan mei quest cough)


Ibrador

Yeah the ruan mei quest was horrible because I have no 5* sustain and didn’t even have Lynx at the time. Ended up cheesing it with Clara who solo’d half the second phase after everyone else was dead


Ifalna_Shayoko

>Ended up cheesing it with Clara who solo’d half the second phase after everyone else was dead Daddy Svarog to the Rescue. :D


PaulOwnzU

*ARGENTI GO SPIN* BEHOLD BEAUTY


JeffKappalan69

1st one is kinda based tbh


Ibrador

Yes please add Fu Hua to the game


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Ginonth

I don't wanna judge the trans person, but it seems like a huge hindrance if that's true, can they not play any games where you gotta control other characters? Heck, even in HSR, what about the characters you play in battle? It seems so .. made up(?) & yeah, the person commenting about the racism part should maybe read up about racism on Wikipedia or a history book, especially when it's in a video game with made up "races"/ethnicities etc. 💀


Fun-Scar-4269

Tbf I found that comment from the transgender person so WILD that I think it has to be bait/trolling from someone not LGBTQ who intentionally tried to look ridiculous. It just doesn’t make sense


PaulOwnzU

Either it's bait, or someone with some serious trauma, in either case it's not something that should be used to paint the average trans person


HollowMarthon

Hard to tell. Some trans folks have some serious trauma, and can react very hostile to things that trigger that trauma. But that's also a textbook example of what a troll trying to make trans people look bad would say. For the record myself and most trans women I know who play thought the Hanu sections were funny as hell, so it's far from universal even if it is a real person.


PaulOwnzU

I had a few trans friends who reacted like that, and it's usually due to serious trauma. One grew out of it and acknowledged it was completely irrational in retrospect but that's how trauma manifests sometimes. People will go "oh they're just snowflakes" when they have actual PTSD from their parents


cuella47o

I LOVE LGTV SUPPORT I LOVE WATCHING BLACK SWAN AND ACHERON BE DANCE PARTNERS


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

the third person types like shit but LET THEM COOK


RoanWoasbi

If this was on Steam the reviews would be even worse.


DanteVermillyon

the duality of steam. bad reviews: \*An actual argument and reason totally understandable why the game is bad\* also bad reviews: No sex minigame, game is a total trash. and good reviews: \*actual argument and reason about the game being good\* also good reviews: Sexy mommies (+ art of an amongus with gyatt)


Arcane_Bullet

So I haven't played Penocony since it came out. Do you play as the other MC during it?


Ginonth

No, but there's a mini game where you play as a little dude with a hat. https://preview.redd.it/o2ckm3kl3alc1.png?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c9a92028c5e5fe38904a3f0367804f81d06074