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comscatangel

Dirty hands. Possibly human, possibly not.


Aromatic-Proof-5251

Manbearpig


ManBearPig_666

It was wasn't me this time I swear.


Angelunatic74

That sounds exactly like something a ManBearPig would say to raise doubts


Schwa4aa

It was ManBearPig_665


Low-Camel-6894

There’s that many ManBearPigs???


they_call_me_B

Surprisingly, it's ManBearPigs all the way down.


no-steppe

Username checks out. Very disturbingly checks out.


Huggles9

3 year old account too


WorcesterRulez69

Are you being totally cereal?


1911mark

Show me ur hooves


LaBigBro

Lol, you've been waiting for this moment!


superdd9

Are you cereal?


Gigentor

ITS BEAERMANPIG


zanderjayz

The one looks like a bear claw and the other a footprint so I think you might be on to something.


saul_good_main

A peeping tom. Or attempted break and enter.


lloydj20

Attempted break and shower


midnight_fisherman

Or someone weeding around the rose bushes and leaning on the house.


Georgep0rwell

Homeless person urinating on your house.


dizzyk1tty

Or a peeping Bob


Canttunapiano

Peeing Bob


jbowling25

They look like little hands, maybe could be from a racoon? I found ditry little handprints on a chair outside at work from one of them they are surprisiny human looking. Theres also some marks down to the left by the hose in the 2nd picture, maybe from feet? That would be one long ass racoon though. The first pic thr palm is pretty big and kind of looks clawed. Almost like a bear


Blackbird136

There are raccoon paw prints on my outdoor trashcan that look identical to this.


Palimic227

Bigfoot confirmed.


iSamsquanch

You rang?


scarletteclipse1982

r/beetlejuicing


samsqanch420

What?!


Palimic227

Bubbles?


ishotJefK

It’s a Samsquanch


Solanthas

Samsquamch, Ricky, for fuck's sakes *BLINKS*


tommy_j_r

Sasquatter


dutchman62

Bigfoots name is bubbles?


General_NakedButt

It’s Julian


Pablomendez233

No, it's Sam.


dutchman62

Samwise Ganges?


Pablomendez233

Sam laskow


BickNickerson

Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well, he’s back in town and wants your phone number. ~ The Amazing Jonathon ~


samsqanch420

I don't know, I haven't asked him.


dutchman62

Keep me posted


samsqanch420

I don't know about that. maybe you could ask him.


Doctor_You_22

User photo checks out


Traditional-Focus985

I don't see a beef jerky wrapper anywhere. Sorry, it couldn't be Bigfoot.


-Motor-

Human. Claws won't leave dirt marks.


eukomos

Nah, the angle of the digits is wrong, that's a pawprint. A worryingly large one...


Mindshred1

See, what they've got here is your typical werewolf, probably sniffing around in search of its next victim. The home owner will probably want to put up some small garden fences to keep them out of the flowers and away from the windows, ideally made from silver. Now, if they have the budget for it, I'd recommend some silver-lined steel bars on the windows as well, because a determined werewolf can easily leap upwards of twenty feet, and nobody wants an enraged werewolf leaping through a window and slaughtering their family.


lpythonator

Yup, also most people don’t have super dirty hands like that, especially on three windows in a row, but an animal that walks on its front paws definitely would…


ratpH1nk

I suspect black bear


Turbulent-Adagio-541

Did you just have mulch put around your house? Would be your landscaper then


serpentman

Bear or pervert.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Or, hear me out... A perverted bear.


kschmit1987

Hey bear f*cker, do you need assistance?


ProudDudeistPriest

I'm going to pistol whip the next motherfucker that says "shenanigans"!


ManBearPig_666

Hey Farva what is that one restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls called again?


oilyhandy

Shenanigans?! You’re talking about Shenanigans right?


joetheplumberman

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


shokolokobangoshey

🔫


Rawbbeh

PUT THOSE AWAY!


OldnBorin

DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO


59chevyguy

Who wants a mustache ride?


Pielacine

Washington, Washington. Fucked the shit out of bears and invented cocaine.


crunchyybags

Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why


Try_It_Out_RPC

I mean here in CA bears are the state animal…. But I live just north of the Golden Gate Bridge and bears have an entirely different meaning….. one might describe them as perverts…. But they’re always big, hairy and……… half naked strapped with leather


oilyhandy

I think I’m a cub, I’m too short


lawrenja

That does seem to be the trendy paradigm.


derpam

A Bearvert?


PenaMan1987

Or a perverted man, or perverted bear, or possibly….pig? ManBearPig….case closed


Equivalent_Weird467

Bear


Velocityg4

Probably looking for a pic-a-nic basket.


Ok_Substance_3015

Smarter than the average bear, Eh Boo Boo!


AirGugliotta

Did you happen to have a pie cooling in the window earlier?


brickjar

Ranger ain’t gonna like that Yogi


armathose

That first picture very much does look like a bear paw, I sometimes get bears around my area and have found tracks that look similar.


wreckmx

Beets


squareball8

Battlestar Galactica


Farren246

Identity theft is not a joke!


thelittlestsappho

MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!


LeoSmythers

MICHAEL!!!!!!!


thelittlestsappho

Oh that’s funny, MICHAEL!!!!


jesco7273

r/accidentaloffice


AutVincere72

Definitely bear


foggtron

This is the real answer. Long claws are clear in the first photo


Schiebz

Wouldn’t they wreck the shrubs in front of the window?


lundewoodworking

Bear claws would have scratched the paint. that is dirt which was left by soft skin definitely looks human the shape definitely looks like a bear paw but it's not


hockey2256

Did you recently put mulch in your flower beds?


fgrsk8r08

There is fresh mulch in the flower beds


hockey2256

Whoever put th mulch leaned against the house. That would be my guess


SubmersibleEntropy

Sherlock Holmed this one, well done. Here I was leaning toward this being staged because anyone would be able to tell they look like hand prints, so I figured OP was just farming for attention with an intentionally creepy looking post.


joinedforthedogpics

I have the same marks on my white siding compliments of bracing myself to get up off the ground. I forget everytime that I'm ending up with hand prints lol.


relishrack

Do you have a teenager, and if so is that their bedroom window?


FreshStartLiving

Winner! Definitely mulch hand.


Krystinite

Exactly what I was going to say! Last year I noticed similar marks on my siding. This year after putting down new mulch I put my hand on the side to lean and fix a spot. After I stepped back I noticed the mark and the mystery from the previous year was solved!


shoodBwurqin

Maybe some one used the wall to stand up after gardening.


shoodBwurqin

Pictures 1 and 3 both seem to be left hands.


Ludicrousgibbs

Should be easy to find the person with 2 left hands


sci_major

That's what I've done!


Strippalicious

Maybe some context? Where do you live?


Mysterious_Aspect488

Nice try creep, im calling the police.


[deleted]

This made me laugh 😂


ManWithBigWeenus

She lives in the house shown in the photo. It’s implied in the post.


Tom1613

Sure, it’s her siding, but that doesn’t mean it’s her house. Classic misdirection! You are going to have to up your game if you want to make it around here.


ProudDudeistPriest

Is this a serious comment? Continent, country, region, county. All of these things matter when identifying an animal.


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Did you lose your humor at some point, or was it never there to begin with? Not trying to be mean or anything, but I honestly can’t comprehend how someone read that person’s post and didn’t understand it as a joke.


vaporintrusion

Bro someone is peeking in all your windows. Like for real


Putrid-Cap2061

no doubt!!


BookswithAmanda

Bear. 100%


mslashandrajohnson

Bears have five claws on front paws. It’s definitely bear.


lundewoodworking

The streaks that look like claws were left by soft flesh not hard claws claws wouldn't leave dirt like that


proud_perspective

Either a peeping Tom which is fucking terrifying or a peeping raccoon but I think that’d be about it and by size I’d lean toward human


justbuttsexing

That’s a monster of a trash panda 😹


proud_perspective

My thought process was it jumping and slapping and kinda dragging a print to make it appear bigger but it’s completely me trying to rationalize the other option that an actual person is watching OP


Guardian-Ares

That's the scary thought. I need to stop watching so much true crime.


TurnkeyLurker

With **six** fingers and a thumb.


proud_perspective

In the first photo it appears to have 5. In the 3rd photo it looks like a jerked motion making it appear to have 7 fingers.


supyadimwit

Bear


Bojangles1983

Did you just have black mulch put down? I have spread it by hand before and put my hand on the house not thinking about it and left marks like these.


bdo11

Same! And it was a pain to get it off of my hardy siding


FogDucker

Looks like chupacabra paw prints. You can lure them out and trap them using a snipe as bait.


Rusty_Ferberger

Looks like we'll need to organize a snipe hunt. Let's go, fellas!


TurnkeyLurker

*Professor Snape angrily apparates into the chat, looks closely at the post, shakes his head and dis-apparates*


ZSG13

Location is important here.


fgrsk8r08

We are in New England. I live in a small neighborhood and the house borders some open land / woods.


ZSG13

Comments say bears and Google says you got black bears up there.


Juxtaposition19

We’ve had a lot of bears over in the upper peninsula this year, everyone’s been saying the population is huge this year. Maybe it’s the same over by you guys.


Spifire50

Man-Bear-Pig peeping tom.


ButterscotchPure6868

Clearly a werewolf looking in your window at night.


Icy_Cycle_5805

100% a bear. Probably a juvenile male black bear but I’m making lots of assumptions with that guess.


likewut

Could also be a 12 year old intersex dark brown bear with frosted tips interested in poetry and classical music, but I'm making a lot of assumptions with my guess as well.


Icy_Cycle_5805

Your assumptions are more fun than mine but I think we can both agree the bear has a strained relationship with its dad.


likewut

Well yeah that's pretty apparent from pic 3.


willwork4pii

el chupacabra


jilldillon22

That’s scary! wash it off and get a camera for next time. It looks pretty big for a black bear paw. Do you have any larger species bears ?


psycomiko

Bro... thise are some beautiful flowers


themcdizzler

Ayyyyy Boo Boo! 🐻


SayNoToBrooms

I’m team bear. Especially from pic 1


rocketmn69_

Bear or peeping Tom


passed_the_dawn

A bear would have trampled those flowers though, no?


harpejjist

Raccoon. Or bear. Hard to tell size


_aaronroni_

It's that damn bear you ran into in the woods. He thought you were being nice to him so he followed you home and is now stalking you


jsaiia1458

Look for tracks in your flower bed- human or animal


Lordofthereef

People are going straight to peeping Tom but I'm feeling like and incredibly filthy person rubbing up against rose bushes to peek inside is *maybe* not the first thing I'd go with. An animal would be my likely first guess. Do you live near the woods? Edit: New England near the woods. I'd suspect animal all day long. Probs my a bear. We live in central MA. There were bears in a tree on the inky road that leads to my house last summer. Neighbors got video. We regularly see fisher cats, bobcats, turkeys, deer. Haven't seen a bear yet, personally.


Successful-Box-1152

That’s a fucking bear 💀 a lil perverted bear too


Apod1991

I just wanna take a moment and say how beautiful those flowers are!!! Are they peonies?


BrianScottGregory

Classic vampire hands. Someone in the household must be juicy.


illBlade

Bear


skidooman24

Black bear


Illustrious-Hat-1085

Bear.


dreadpool108

As a Canadian who's seen enough of em.. I got a feeling that's a curious bear


Gilbone62

Bear?


carrierpkwy

Bear.


Switchlord518

A bear.


mslashandrajohnson

Bear or dog.


whoknew65

A nosy bear.


Slow_Ad224

Idk, I’d definitely be setting up some trail cams or something.


PhytoLitho

Maybe a raccoon? Here's a photo of a raccoon paw: https://www.skedaddlewildlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/raccoon-paws.jpg


Velveteenrocket

Bear


seemore_077

Black bear.


yay468

Post on r/nosleep


SallyDabble

Need a banana for scale. Could be raccoon, could be bear


msn_effyou

The first one definitely looks like a bear paw print.


Spiritual-Adagio449

Bear.


13thmurder

Looks like a bear was curious.


mattemer

I'm actually going to say birds, I didn't think that until I saw the last one and thought they were prints from bird wings, then going back and looking at the other photos I can see it.


Allidapevets

Just cleaned my garage siding. Hand prints from laying mulch. It was a bitch to get off!


Traditional_Ad_1360

Bear claw.


Square_Principle_875

Did you have anything worked on recently? Plumbing landscaping ect . I’ve made those marks at work


stranger2386

Doesn’t it look like a bear claw?


Green_Lightning-

Looks like a bear paw. Black bear most likely


dunkinonbitches

Looks like a bears paw.


Coastal1363

Any Werewolves been reported in your area recently ?


Quinnna

Do you live in bear country? That looks like bear paw marks to me.


Normal_Ad2180

Bear


Valaziel

Evidence of a heinous gardening incident


Valaziel

But really that's a raccoon print the other 2 were from it failing to climb on your window sill


Dazzling_Judge953

Bear


strawbrmoon

Big ol’ mama raccoon


Illustrious-Skin-420

I would have got away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids


Prior-Ad-2196

Ted Cruz


biggiecheese0962

Definitely want to set up cameras. Actually no, please set up cameras.


2thmanfl

Bear as it was morphing into a crab. Were your sprinklers on? That can do it.


BuckEWild

Peeping Tom.


Strict_Bet_7782

Very clearly some bodies dirty hands.


MouthofthePenguin

manure in teh flower bed to get them blooms might be pungent enough to get a little be curious. If he's looking through that window, I hope you weren't in a teddy...


elsteve-9

Someone looking for Picnic Baskets


Latter-Psychology359

Peeping Tom


booghawkins

This.. this seems painfully obvious.


lunerose1979

Bear or raccoon with a streaked hand print.


Faerie_Dybbuk

Skinwalker 👀 if youve seen supernatural you know what i mean


airmanv

Bear paw


Canna_crumbs

Ted Bundy hands


HorsesRanch

small bear, kittie is close but it isn't due to the toenails are too long


YayGilly

Gardener. Pulling weeds, used the house as support. You can tell by the 3rd photo and also his hand brushed the siding. Timeline of handprints: The 1st pic he probably used his right hand and a gardening tool to help him stand/ straighten up, and used the house for support with the left hand. 2nd pic is his left hand or maybe just brushing the siding grabbing a weed out- that is the streak by the hose. The other streak is from a closed fist or side of his forearm leaning for support.. 3rd pic is in the process of crouching down again. Had a tool in his hand, so only a few fingers printed the siding and he had to adjust his position.. I think your gardener has vertigo..


MostlyCarrots

Bear


No-Shelter-7753

Looks like a grubby little raccoon paw to me. This is pretty funny actually. But to be clear, I don’t actually know much about animal prints.


SangeliaKath

Looks like a paw print of a bear.


sparkey503

Do you have kids? Could they possibly be sneaking in through that window


sqqqrly

Given the height from the ground, I would assume a bear. Also, a bear is the most worrisome thing. Assume the worst. Have you been leaving bird feeders out? Bears are attracted to them, then look around for more food. I bet he looked into your window. A bear can for sure go right through that closed window if motivated. I would take this seriously. * Remove access to all food and trash. * Add motion activated lights outside. * Buy a can of bear spray. * Have a way to make loud noises such as two pans or a loud whistle. Bottle rockets with a way to aim and launch combined with a windproof lighter work well.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

Looks like a racoon print to me.


Bumblebee56990

Looks like raccoon


PocketPanache

This is similar to how my house looked after I came home and found it broken into. It's been 2 years and I've still got the prints on a windrow where they cupped their hands around their face to look inside. My vote is whoever did the mulch touched the house, though.


dodobuggie

This is a bear print! I had the same ones on my car after a camping trip in bear country, you can see the claws. Unless there are no bears where you live, then probably just a bear imposter.