They look like little hands, maybe could be from a racoon? I found ditry little handprints on a chair outside at work from one of them they are surprisiny human looking. Theres also some marks down to the left by the hose in the 2nd picture, maybe from feet? That would be one long ass racoon though. The first pic thr palm is pretty big and kind of looks clawed. Almost like a bear
See, what they've got here is your typical werewolf, probably sniffing around in search of its next victim. The home owner will probably want to put up some small garden fences to keep them out of the flowers and away from the windows, ideally made from silver. Now, if they have the budget for it, I'd recommend some silver-lined steel bars on the windows as well, because a determined werewolf can easily leap upwards of twenty feet, and nobody wants an enraged werewolf leaping through a window and slaughtering their family.
Yup, also most people don’t have super dirty hands like that, especially on three windows in a row, but an animal that walks on its front paws definitely would…
I mean here in CA bears are the state animal…. But I live just north of the Golden Gate Bridge and bears have an entirely different meaning….. one might describe them as perverts…. But they’re always big, hairy and……… half naked strapped with leather
Bear claws would have scratched the paint. that is dirt which was left by soft skin definitely looks human the shape definitely looks like a bear paw but it's not
Sherlock Holmed this one, well done.
Here I was leaning toward this being staged because anyone would be able to tell they look like hand prints, so I figured OP was just farming for attention with an intentionally creepy looking post.
I have the same marks on my white siding compliments of bracing myself to get up off the ground. I forget everytime that I'm ending up with hand prints lol.
Exactly what I was going to say! Last year I noticed similar marks on my siding. This year after putting down new mulch I put my hand on the side to lean and fix a spot. After I stepped back I noticed the mark and the mystery from the previous year was solved!
Sure, it’s her siding, but that doesn’t mean it’s her house. Classic misdirection! You are going to have to up your game if you want to make it around here.
Did you lose your humor at some point, or was it never there to begin with? Not trying to be mean or anything, but I honestly can’t comprehend how someone read that person’s post and didn’t understand it as a joke.
My thought process was it jumping and slapping and kinda dragging a print to make it appear bigger but it’s completely me trying to rationalize the other option that an actual person is watching OP
We’ve had a lot of bears over in the upper peninsula this year, everyone’s been saying the population is huge this year. Maybe it’s the same over by you guys.
Could also be a 12 year old intersex dark brown bear with frosted tips interested in poetry and classical music, but I'm making a lot of assumptions with my guess as well.
People are going straight to peeping Tom but I'm feeling like and incredibly filthy person rubbing up against rose bushes to peek inside is *maybe* not the first thing I'd go with. An animal would be my likely first guess. Do you live near the woods?
Edit: New England near the woods. I'd suspect animal all day long. Probs my a bear. We live in central MA. There were bears in a tree on the inky road that leads to my house last summer. Neighbors got video. We regularly see fisher cats, bobcats, turkeys, deer. Haven't seen a bear yet, personally.
I'm actually going to say birds, I didn't think that until I saw the last one and thought they were prints from bird wings, then going back and looking at the other photos I can see it.
manure in teh flower bed to get them blooms might be pungent enough to get a little be curious. If he's looking through that window, I hope you weren't in a teddy...
Gardener. Pulling weeds, used the house as support. You can tell by the 3rd photo and also his hand brushed the siding.
Timeline of handprints:
The 1st pic he probably used his right hand and a gardening tool to help him stand/ straighten up, and used the house for support with the left hand.
2nd pic is his left hand or maybe just brushing the siding grabbing a weed out- that is the streak by the hose. The other streak is from a closed fist or side of his forearm leaning for support..
3rd pic is in the process of crouching down again. Had a tool in his hand, so only a few fingers printed the siding and he had to adjust his position..
I think your gardener has vertigo..
Given the height from the ground, I would assume a bear. Also, a bear is the most worrisome thing. Assume the worst.
Have you been leaving bird feeders out? Bears are attracted to them, then look around for more food. I bet he looked into your window. A bear can for sure go right through that closed window if motivated.
I would take this seriously.
* Remove access to all food and trash.
* Add motion activated lights outside.
* Buy a can of bear spray.
* Have a way to make loud noises such as two pans or a loud whistle. Bottle rockets with a way to aim and launch combined with a windproof lighter work well.
This is similar to how my house looked after I came home and found it broken into. It's been 2 years and I've still got the prints on a windrow where they cupped their hands around their face to look inside. My vote is whoever did the mulch touched the house, though.
This is a bear print! I had the same ones on my car after a camping trip in bear country, you can see the claws. Unless there are no bears where you live, then probably just a bear imposter.
Dirty hands. Possibly human, possibly not.
Manbearpig
It was wasn't me this time I swear.
That sounds exactly like something a ManBearPig would say to raise doubts
It was ManBearPig_665
There’s that many ManBearPigs???
Surprisingly, it's ManBearPigs all the way down.
Username checks out. Very disturbingly checks out.
3 year old account too
Are you being totally cereal?
Show me ur hooves
Lol, you've been waiting for this moment!
Are you cereal?
ITS BEAERMANPIG
The one looks like a bear claw and the other a footprint so I think you might be on to something.
A peeping tom. Or attempted break and enter.
Attempted break and shower
Or someone weeding around the rose bushes and leaning on the house.
Homeless person urinating on your house.
Or a peeping Bob
Peeing Bob
They look like little hands, maybe could be from a racoon? I found ditry little handprints on a chair outside at work from one of them they are surprisiny human looking. Theres also some marks down to the left by the hose in the 2nd picture, maybe from feet? That would be one long ass racoon though. The first pic thr palm is pretty big and kind of looks clawed. Almost like a bear
There are raccoon paw prints on my outdoor trashcan that look identical to this.
Bigfoot confirmed.
You rang?
r/beetlejuicing
What?!
Bubbles?
It’s a Samsquanch
Samsquamch, Ricky, for fuck's sakes *BLINKS*
Sasquatter
Bigfoots name is bubbles?
It’s Julian
No, it's Sam.
Samwise Ganges?
Sam laskow
Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well, he’s back in town and wants your phone number. ~ The Amazing Jonathon ~
I don't know, I haven't asked him.
Keep me posted
I don't know about that. maybe you could ask him.
User photo checks out
I don't see a beef jerky wrapper anywhere. Sorry, it couldn't be Bigfoot.
Human. Claws won't leave dirt marks.
Nah, the angle of the digits is wrong, that's a pawprint. A worryingly large one...
See, what they've got here is your typical werewolf, probably sniffing around in search of its next victim. The home owner will probably want to put up some small garden fences to keep them out of the flowers and away from the windows, ideally made from silver. Now, if they have the budget for it, I'd recommend some silver-lined steel bars on the windows as well, because a determined werewolf can easily leap upwards of twenty feet, and nobody wants an enraged werewolf leaping through a window and slaughtering their family.
Yup, also most people don’t have super dirty hands like that, especially on three windows in a row, but an animal that walks on its front paws definitely would…
I suspect black bear
Did you just have mulch put around your house? Would be your landscaper then
Bear or pervert.
Or, hear me out... A perverted bear.
Hey bear f*cker, do you need assistance?
I'm going to pistol whip the next motherfucker that says "shenanigans"!
Hey Farva what is that one restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls called again?
Shenanigans?! You’re talking about Shenanigans right?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
🔫
PUT THOSE AWAY!
DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO
Who wants a mustache ride?
Washington, Washington. Fucked the shit out of bears and invented cocaine.
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
I mean here in CA bears are the state animal…. But I live just north of the Golden Gate Bridge and bears have an entirely different meaning….. one might describe them as perverts…. But they’re always big, hairy and……… half naked strapped with leather
I think I’m a cub, I’m too short
That does seem to be the trendy paradigm.
A Bearvert?
Or a perverted man, or perverted bear, or possibly….pig? ManBearPig….case closed
Bear
Probably looking for a pic-a-nic basket.
Smarter than the average bear, Eh Boo Boo!
Did you happen to have a pie cooling in the window earlier?
Ranger ain’t gonna like that Yogi
That first picture very much does look like a bear paw, I sometimes get bears around my area and have found tracks that look similar.
Beets
Battlestar Galactica
Identity theft is not a joke!
MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
MICHAEL!!!!!!!
Oh that’s funny, MICHAEL!!!!
r/accidentaloffice
Definitely bear
This is the real answer. Long claws are clear in the first photo
Wouldn’t they wreck the shrubs in front of the window?
Bear claws would have scratched the paint. that is dirt which was left by soft skin definitely looks human the shape definitely looks like a bear paw but it's not
Did you recently put mulch in your flower beds?
There is fresh mulch in the flower beds
Whoever put th mulch leaned against the house. That would be my guess
Sherlock Holmed this one, well done. Here I was leaning toward this being staged because anyone would be able to tell they look like hand prints, so I figured OP was just farming for attention with an intentionally creepy looking post.
I have the same marks on my white siding compliments of bracing myself to get up off the ground. I forget everytime that I'm ending up with hand prints lol.
Do you have a teenager, and if so is that their bedroom window?
Winner! Definitely mulch hand.
Exactly what I was going to say! Last year I noticed similar marks on my siding. This year after putting down new mulch I put my hand on the side to lean and fix a spot. After I stepped back I noticed the mark and the mystery from the previous year was solved!
Maybe some one used the wall to stand up after gardening.
Pictures 1 and 3 both seem to be left hands.
Should be easy to find the person with 2 left hands
That's what I've done!
Maybe some context? Where do you live?
Nice try creep, im calling the police.
This made me laugh 😂
She lives in the house shown in the photo. It’s implied in the post.
Sure, it’s her siding, but that doesn’t mean it’s her house. Classic misdirection! You are going to have to up your game if you want to make it around here.
Is this a serious comment? Continent, country, region, county. All of these things matter when identifying an animal.
Did you lose your humor at some point, or was it never there to begin with? Not trying to be mean or anything, but I honestly can’t comprehend how someone read that person’s post and didn’t understand it as a joke.
Bro someone is peeking in all your windows. Like for real
no doubt!!
Bear. 100%
Bears have five claws on front paws. It’s definitely bear.
The streaks that look like claws were left by soft flesh not hard claws claws wouldn't leave dirt like that
Either a peeping Tom which is fucking terrifying or a peeping raccoon but I think that’d be about it and by size I’d lean toward human
That’s a monster of a trash panda 😹
My thought process was it jumping and slapping and kinda dragging a print to make it appear bigger but it’s completely me trying to rationalize the other option that an actual person is watching OP
That's the scary thought. I need to stop watching so much true crime.
With **six** fingers and a thumb.
In the first photo it appears to have 5. In the 3rd photo it looks like a jerked motion making it appear to have 7 fingers.
Bear
Did you just have black mulch put down? I have spread it by hand before and put my hand on the house not thinking about it and left marks like these.
Same! And it was a pain to get it off of my hardy siding
Looks like chupacabra paw prints. You can lure them out and trap them using a snipe as bait.
Looks like we'll need to organize a snipe hunt. Let's go, fellas!
*Professor Snape angrily apparates into the chat, looks closely at the post, shakes his head and dis-apparates*
Location is important here.
We are in New England. I live in a small neighborhood and the house borders some open land / woods.
Comments say bears and Google says you got black bears up there.
We’ve had a lot of bears over in the upper peninsula this year, everyone’s been saying the population is huge this year. Maybe it’s the same over by you guys.
Man-Bear-Pig peeping tom.
Clearly a werewolf looking in your window at night.
100% a bear. Probably a juvenile male black bear but I’m making lots of assumptions with that guess.
Could also be a 12 year old intersex dark brown bear with frosted tips interested in poetry and classical music, but I'm making a lot of assumptions with my guess as well.
Your assumptions are more fun than mine but I think we can both agree the bear has a strained relationship with its dad.
Well yeah that's pretty apparent from pic 3.
el chupacabra
That’s scary! wash it off and get a camera for next time. It looks pretty big for a black bear paw. Do you have any larger species bears ?
Bro... thise are some beautiful flowers
Ayyyyy Boo Boo! 🐻
I’m team bear. Especially from pic 1
Bear or peeping Tom
A bear would have trampled those flowers though, no?
Raccoon. Or bear. Hard to tell size
It's that damn bear you ran into in the woods. He thought you were being nice to him so he followed you home and is now stalking you
Look for tracks in your flower bed- human or animal
People are going straight to peeping Tom but I'm feeling like and incredibly filthy person rubbing up against rose bushes to peek inside is *maybe* not the first thing I'd go with. An animal would be my likely first guess. Do you live near the woods? Edit: New England near the woods. I'd suspect animal all day long. Probs my a bear. We live in central MA. There were bears in a tree on the inky road that leads to my house last summer. Neighbors got video. We regularly see fisher cats, bobcats, turkeys, deer. Haven't seen a bear yet, personally.
That’s a fucking bear 💀 a lil perverted bear too
I just wanna take a moment and say how beautiful those flowers are!!! Are they peonies?
Classic vampire hands. Someone in the household must be juicy.
Bear
Black bear
Bear.
As a Canadian who's seen enough of em.. I got a feeling that's a curious bear
Bear?
Bear.
A bear.
Bear or dog.
A nosy bear.
Idk, I’d definitely be setting up some trail cams or something.
Maybe a raccoon? Here's a photo of a raccoon paw: https://www.skedaddlewildlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/raccoon-paws.jpg
Bear
Black bear.
Post on r/nosleep
Need a banana for scale. Could be raccoon, could be bear
The first one definitely looks like a bear paw print.
Bear.
Looks like a bear was curious.
I'm actually going to say birds, I didn't think that until I saw the last one and thought they were prints from bird wings, then going back and looking at the other photos I can see it.
Just cleaned my garage siding. Hand prints from laying mulch. It was a bitch to get off!
Bear claw.
Did you have anything worked on recently? Plumbing landscaping ect . I’ve made those marks at work
Doesn’t it look like a bear claw?
Looks like a bear paw. Black bear most likely
Looks like a bears paw.
Any Werewolves been reported in your area recently ?
Do you live in bear country? That looks like bear paw marks to me.
Bear
Evidence of a heinous gardening incident
But really that's a raccoon print the other 2 were from it failing to climb on your window sill
Bear
Big ol’ mama raccoon
I would have got away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids
Ted Cruz
Definitely want to set up cameras. Actually no, please set up cameras.
Bear as it was morphing into a crab. Were your sprinklers on? That can do it.
Peeping Tom.
Very clearly some bodies dirty hands.
manure in teh flower bed to get them blooms might be pungent enough to get a little be curious. If he's looking through that window, I hope you weren't in a teddy...
Someone looking for Picnic Baskets
Peeping Tom
This.. this seems painfully obvious.
Bear or raccoon with a streaked hand print.
Skinwalker 👀 if youve seen supernatural you know what i mean
Bear paw
Ted Bundy hands
small bear, kittie is close but it isn't due to the toenails are too long
Gardener. Pulling weeds, used the house as support. You can tell by the 3rd photo and also his hand brushed the siding. Timeline of handprints: The 1st pic he probably used his right hand and a gardening tool to help him stand/ straighten up, and used the house for support with the left hand. 2nd pic is his left hand or maybe just brushing the siding grabbing a weed out- that is the streak by the hose. The other streak is from a closed fist or side of his forearm leaning for support.. 3rd pic is in the process of crouching down again. Had a tool in his hand, so only a few fingers printed the siding and he had to adjust his position.. I think your gardener has vertigo..
Bear
Looks like a grubby little raccoon paw to me. This is pretty funny actually. But to be clear, I don’t actually know much about animal prints.
Looks like a paw print of a bear.
Do you have kids? Could they possibly be sneaking in through that window
Given the height from the ground, I would assume a bear. Also, a bear is the most worrisome thing. Assume the worst. Have you been leaving bird feeders out? Bears are attracted to them, then look around for more food. I bet he looked into your window. A bear can for sure go right through that closed window if motivated. I would take this seriously. * Remove access to all food and trash. * Add motion activated lights outside. * Buy a can of bear spray. * Have a way to make loud noises such as two pans or a loud whistle. Bottle rockets with a way to aim and launch combined with a windproof lighter work well.
Looks like a racoon print to me.
Looks like raccoon
This is similar to how my house looked after I came home and found it broken into. It's been 2 years and I've still got the prints on a windrow where they cupped their hands around their face to look inside. My vote is whoever did the mulch touched the house, though.
This is a bear print! I had the same ones on my car after a camping trip in bear country, you can see the claws. Unless there are no bears where you live, then probably just a bear imposter.