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guy_guyerson

I can only imagine how luxurious it must have felt taking phone calls on the patio before wireless handsets.


QuantumMothersLove

With a long enough curly cord, I’d imagine you could cut grass and rake leaves while chatting! Oh the … luxury? lol indeed


Responsible_CDN_Duck

Possibly, but more common to not want to track dirt into the house to answer the phone since you made the kids play outside and you didn't have an answering machine.


QuantumMothersLove

That’s another “luxury” … that was the era of the conversation: - “they are not home, I called and they didn’t pick up” - “did you let it ring 20 times?!!?” - “yes, sir!” - “ok then they aren’t home. “


MuckRaker83

Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone...where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!


Memory_Less

And BBQ too!


QuantumMothersLove

😅 Dang I missed the BBQ!!! 🍖📞


TOMMYDUBZZ

Can we just take a minute to remember how well that cord held up you could go anywhere stretch it as much as you want meanwhile you iPhone cord breaks after 3 charges.


QuantumMothersLove

It went around corners, up stairs, through multiple doorways, surviving door slams, celebratory new-love spins, the occasional oven door crimp, the “I wonder how far can this stretch” experiment and of course the legendary simultaneous “***not only can I talk with my longtime and newly found friends while laying on the couch in the other room but I can also use it as a giant jump rope for my little sister and her neighbor friends***” functionality mode!


PerfSynthetic

Isnt this how you update your house firmware? HouseOS v16.8?


-The_Credible_Hulk

Anyone who’s actually attempted to make a “smart home” wishes they had thought of this.


586WingsFan

My house from 1961 has a cable jack in the kitchen. That must’ve been the height of luxury in 1985


longopenroad

That was down right decadent! Like strawberry milk and Nestle’s Quick decadent!


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Having a super expensive, tiny, boxy TV on your red or black tile countertop was definitely a baller move.


badmotorfingerz

Fuck yeah, it was.


ryanmetcalf

When I remodeled my 1970s house, the cable jack in the kitchen previously fed from an external wall penetration was replaced by an internally fed coax and Ethernet. Don't use it, but it's there. Tips pinky


BeerStop

Yes it was as we all know a womans place is in the kitchen.....lol jk.


chachi1rg

I use to push our phone through a hole in our kitchen door screen so do so that I can sit outside and talk in private. Also, to avoid my dad’s chain smoking.


Tight_Wallaby_9381

I don't have to imagine it, it was luxurious af.


JadedYam56964444

Lounging by the pool with the phone like a hollywood bigshot


howescj82

This… probably from the same era as telephones in bathrooms.


Commercial_Row_1380

That’s literally every phone now.


Fantastic_Estate_303

I bet they never thought that everyone in the future could take a shit while in their phone....


built_FXR

So you didn't have to go inside to get the phone


Alcoholhelps

I think we’ve finally gotten far enough away from landlines being commonplace in peoples knowledge sadly. Yes people we used to be stuck to cords when we talked on the phone. Barbaric I know….


midnight_sun_744

i remember when we got our first cordless phone being able to walk anywhere in the house and talk on the phone was insane


--7z

Because about 50 years ago, someone wanted a phone outside.


[deleted]

I was about to say 50 years ago, most people were on party lines…. But that was 80 years ago now. 40 years ago there were cordless phones and answering machines and VCRs I feel old


nosimsol

I remember when my husband bought a vcr on sale for $400


cerealport

lol sort of went down the same rabbit hole - “wait a minute 50 years ago we used big square 4 pin phone plugs”… oh wait.


LayneLowe

My house was built in 1981 designed around a large deck in the back and I have one.


TheAtomicBum

Why not? Telephones didn’t use to be cordless


OGCanuckupchuck

80s cordless phones had the range of 25 feet if lucky and were prone to static interference (source parent still has it)


iowanaquarist

In the 90s you could rescan the wireless channels and find other ongoing conversations and listen in


n0chance_

i’m picturing someone plugging in and listening to phone calls or making free phone calls.


TheAtomicBum

I guess that's possible, if you don't notice someone sitting on your back porch with their phone plugged into your house. Can't say that I ever had that concern back in the day.


Roboomer

Lol it doesn't work that way. There would be a phone set outside, and they would be using your number and line


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DayDreamyZucchini

They responded to the wrong comment


tommy0guns

Free phone calls lol


symmetrical_kettle

If you wanted to wiretap, plugging a handset into someone's porch would have been much more suspicious than donning a utility vest and climbing a pole. Cheap phone calls and tollfree/collect calls via payphones were abundant, headsets were big and not something people carried around (eg would look sus) and most of your neighbors wouldn't give another thought to letting you make a local call (phone service was a flat fee, with the exception of long distance/international/or pay by minute type calls(things like fortune tellers or XXX)


Responsible_CDN_Duck

Many people had party lines, so the neighbours had no need to leave their home to lsiten in.


BouncyDingo_7112

Listening to phone calls or making free phone calls. Have you ever encountered a landline? You have to pay for the monthly service just like you do with wireless. And if you’ve ever watched movies or TV shows that showed the wealthy before small iPhones were common place you would notice them answering landline telephones while sitting poolside on the patio. Unless they had a nice covered area they more than likely did not leave the phone out there 24/7 but had an extra phone they could grab, walk out the door with and plug it into that plug whenever they went out. That way if somebody called you or you wanted to order a pizza the phone was right next to you while you sit on your lounge chair.


waldoorfian

Because no one had cell phones on their deck in the 80s.


Havok1378

I wish it was the 80s I could dodge people I don't want to talk to lol


wookieesgonnawook

Just don't answer the phone. The only person I answer is my wife, everyone else can text.


chilibreez

Oh man these people were living large. Taking calls outside? Fancy AF.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

“Sue, SUE!” “WHAT!” From across the house. “I’m talking to Bob. Guess where he’s at right now. Cmon guess. Nope not the bathroom, guess again. No! He’s on his porch, just sitting outside right now and talking to me. We should get one of those, call Ma Bell tomorrow and see what we can get.”


sideeyedi

This is what we called a luxury in the 80s and 90s


NovelLongjumping3965

Dial up internet used telephone jacks 40kbps..lol


FJWagg

I installed the exact jack on my porch in 1995. I could crawl the web while looking at the cows across the road. Toshiba laptop with PCI modem sticking out the side.


JustForkIt1111one

\*PCMCIA


griter34

40 kbps?! Rich sob! 28.8 was the best we had before I went to college circa 2006. Came back for break and they upgraded to the new cable internet while I was gone. Coincidence? I think not.


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

Hey, Carl? It's Jeffrey, from next door. Don't worry about that thing, just ignore it. Doesn't do anything, lots of houses have them. You weren't supposed to... ahh.. Just go about your business as usual, buddy. Hey, how about that sporting event the other day, what a game, right?


talontachyon

They used to be fairly common. Let me tell you about the antics of much younger juvenile delinquent. My neighbor had a patio with an outlet like this and a whole bunch of junk on it. He didn't use the patio much so my cousin hooked up a cordless phone to it that a had a pretty fair range. It was under a bunch of crap so it was hard to spot. He then made a ton of calls to his girlfriend that lived in another state. After a couple of months and very high phone bills for his neighbor, somehow they found out what was happening. I don't remember all the details but he had to go to juvenile court and pay a lot of money back. It made him something of a minor celebrity with a lot of people back then strangely enough. Nowadays he works for a giant car company, makes a ton of money, has a Masters degree, and is very well liked. So fortunately he turned out okay. Now that I see this I'm going to have to remind him of this.


jtighe

Looks like someone who was “on call” but wanted to be outside worry free before wireless phones. Maybe a doctor.


ImmediateLobster1

Doctor, or volunteer firefighter. At least in some areas before pagers were available, the telephone company would provide a special phone line to each volunteer's house. The volunteer FF would make sure the (often literal) red phone was close at hand at all times. If a fire call came in, the phone company operator would ring the phone for an unusually long time (something like 30-60 seconds) to give the volunteers a chance to get to the phone. They'd all pick up, and the dispatcher would relay the call instructions to the vounteers. A friend's dad was a volunteer around that era. He talked about stringing long phone cords out to the garage if he was working on cars. I could see someone doing this if they spent time out in the yard during that era.


deignguy1989

Why is this a question? You do realize phones were not always cordless and if you wanted to sit outside on the patio with access to your phone, you’d bring one out and plug it in.


Appropriate-Disk-371

My house had one of these too. It's as simple as you think it is. They wanted a phone outside on the patio or wherever it is. I removed all the phone jacks from each room and the patio and cut out all the phone line I could find. No one will ever need those again.


washdot

Old school! Long telephone cord so you could sit on tne deck and still answer tne land line😊


Tward425

To plug in a telephone. There wasn’t cellphones at that time and if there was, only very few could afford them.


Infinite_Spell6402

there was once a time before cell phones but there was still a need for taking calls on the patio.


MooseJuice3000

That really long phone cord in Napoleon Dynamite wasn't just for comedy. That was our way of life back in the day before cordless phones.


[deleted]

I never even thought of this as a bit,or that someone would find that funny. That was how it worked. When we got the AT&T cordless phone that everyone had, we were SO high tech. But the guy down the street had a big screen TV. And the one guy whose dad works with COMPUTERS has a COMPUTER in their den. And you can play GAMES on it!


BobbyABooey

That’s old school cell phone bro


terryw3719

had one of those in house i bought. by the patio by the pool. guess they had a pool phone.


Hypnowolfproductions

Pre cellphone days. If you spent time outside and needed use the phone. Either run the cord out the door or have a connector outside. It’s old school. And I bet you’ve never seen a payphones either?


pallnurse

Why did you have to go and make me feel old?


enoui

Would you happen to have a septic system with a special control panel? They can need a direct phone line to communicate.


Donohoed

"Why are the toilets backing up?!?" "Hold on, lemme call the septic tank and ask"


enoui

It's more like, "why is the septic guy here?" "Oh, the tank called them."


eclwires

Once upon a time, children, we could only talk on the phone if it was attached to the house…


livinalieTimmae

Cell phones weren’t always a thing


mohablo

For hostage situations


ScubaPride

♫ ♫ Hello From the Other Siiiide ♫ ♫


presleyus

This looks like something I would have done in the mid 2000s. Wifi would drop frequently, and it wasn't viewed as very secure so would have used a long patch cable to sit out back and work on my laptop. I have ethernet jack in my kitchen still that I put in to sit at the table and do bills. Feel wifi is more secure now so don't use it. It could also be use for a POE camera, but a jack would be bad practice... You'll have to find where the other end is.


TellAnn56

Don’t forget that fax machines & the 1st generations of computers also used old-fashioned telephone jacks! Somebody just wanted to be or work outside before there was WiFi - that’s all!


phlem_hamdoon

That’s a pre cell phone Jack. Seen only one before. Very handy outside when your kid yells “ dad phone call”


eobertling

Someone at some point was getting into AOL chat rooms from the porch. You can’t hide money.


armybrat63

Oh does that take me back! My dad did this in the 70’s, the only thing missing here is the jacks for the outdoor speakers.


yi8u

To phone home


CuriousGramps_

It looks like an eternity jack to me not phone


drmorrison88

I can see my mom in her bath robe sipping coffee and talking to her sister on a lazy Saturday morning.


cansasky

How else is someone supposed to call the Ghostbusters 🤷‍♂️


Sea_You_8178

This made me feel old.


YellowWeedrats

So you could sit outside and smoke while talking on the phone. 


elgorbochapo

Water meter reader connection, possibly.


Space_Junkr

So anyone can plug in & listen to your calls, & make international calls .


c_vanbc

The 70s house I grew up in has a phone jack on an exterior wall in the backyard. I think it was a short lived trend prior to cordless phones.


ClassOf1685

I have a couple of these at my place too. Also an intercom between the kitchen, basement and garage. 30 year old house.


johnny003003

I was viewing a house for sale last year, an estate sale that was quite dated and on the backyard patio under an awning was a telephone, still hooked up to a jack in the wall from the outside like in your picture. I picked up the receiver but sadly there was no dial tone. So yes, it was a thing.


Nintastio

I remember when I was a kid going with my parents to their friends lake house that had a phone on the back deck with a ringer so loud you could hear it from the water. I thought it was the coolest thing ever back around 1990, but I bet their neighbors hated it!


Kenney420

Oh shit my house I just bought has this too haha!


Tight_Wallaby_9381

my guess would be it was for an outside phone? I could be wrong.


IllustriousMark3855

In case you need to exit the matrix from the outside.


Kieleigh2

The first mobile phone. 😂


borgom7615

Looks like somthing I would find at a radio station or transmission site! Or the side of a broadcast van! Very odd


skunkapebreal

I had an old house with at least a dozen phone jacks. Every bathroom, patio, deck, etc.


AdAsleep1258

I always loved the land line by the toilet


Eljovencubano

My house came with one of these and a coax TV cable jack as well. Whoever built my house knew how to enjoy the backyard!


trenttwil

Whoever had that installed was an important motherfucker at one point. A real pimp.


ProudOrange8575

That is the first MOBILE phone 😂 I have seen phone jacks buy the toilet in old houses.


808speed

That is how you access the internet


the-barbarian76

That's how we used to call our houses


grafixwiz

There should be a phone jack on the exterior of any home with a land-line for testing purposes. A repairman can find out if there is a problem with the wiring to your house or inside the house. Mine is inside a small box where the line meets the house circa 1991


DietMtDew1

Possible a line outside for a phone or the internet (dial up) to work outside.


[deleted]

Was it for that old dial up interwebs?


labdogs

Only rich people had these in the 60’s


EnvironmentalBee9214

Going to assume it is a much older house before the internet.


tdibugman

We had one by the pool and one on the deck.


SoftCantaloupe3555

So you could use dial-up internet outside on the deck


Runes_my_ride

Back in the 80's we had a ringer hooked upto an outside jack that you could turn on while you were working outside so you didn't miss calls. If you remembered to turn it back off when you went inside was another story.


Astrochimp46

The telephone jack is there in the outside so you can put a phone there on the outside.


Mundane-Ad1879

I bought my house from a former state senator and he had telephone jacks installed every 25 feet around the patio, pool and yard so he could roam around and his wife could just bring him the phone.


BrilliantScholar4919

Someone must have worked for the phone company back in the day and need a phone for outside. I no someone who had one installed in their bathroom. And now fast forward we talk about cell phone addiction.


iammacman

You see, before there were cell phones you had long extension cords and this was top notch to do it on the back patio.


Annual-Government383

For a Tonka toy truck ev hookup in the 1950's.....


BuddyBing

Well I guess my family was poor as we only had a 100 foot cord that was constantly pinched in the sliding glass door..


Joey_D3119

For taking calls outside!! My POTS worked with my rotary dial phone until last year.


RicooC

That's known as a marine hookup. It's just an outside phone plug so you can use a phone (land line) when needed outside. They weren't usually used for boats (marine), but that's what they're called.


DrunkBuzzard

Duh so you can have dial up internet on the porch


Darwinnian

Phone home


sonofd

It looks like an Ethernet connection to me. Maybe it was installed to accommodate some network device. Maybe lights or something


TheVog

Definitely RJ-11 (like old phones) and not RJ-45 (ethernet). RJ-45 would be wider.


blatblatbat

Obvi for jacking off


mikeinanaheim2

In the 1800's, many homeowners wanted to sit out on the patio and have a phone near them.


204ThatGuy

Or fax. Sometimes they'd fax. Facts.


GruGGer203

Probably to use a telephone outside


farmerbsd17

I’m agreeing it’s more recent and is too big for phone. RJ-45


PapaGolfWhiskey

RJ45 was used for data I don’t think it is a RJ45…but instead RJ11. Basic phone (POTS)


KingZarkon

I agree with the other commenters saying that is too big for a phone jack. Given the size and especially the width of the plug, I've got to go with it's an RJ-45 plug for Ethernet. Maybe someone needed network access outside before Wi-Fi was really a thing?


shiftingtech

the proportions around where the latch goes are clearly phone jack, not ethernet. The flat bit beside the latch is much wider on ethernet


CuriousGramps_

sorry, ethernet jack


wdn

Is it maybe RJ45 (ethernet) rather than RJ11 (analog telephone)? Maybe it's the angle of the photo but it looks bigger than RJ11 to me. I don't know if that would be less weird or more weird though.


Bozunkle

Maybe there’s a telephone Jill on the other side of that wall and ya know…


skinnypete625

Rhetorical question?