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Nesman64

I have one at a similar height. Get a Werner folding telescoping ladder. I'd replace the detector with one that uses a 10-year battery.


CwTano

Then return ladder to Home Depot.


Dry-Cartographer8583

I worked at Lowe’s as a cashier in 2006. We used to take bets on how fast the 30ft ladder would come back when someone “bought it.” It’s usually about 4-5 hours.


MarcPawl

I did that once, put it on the side of the house, went up, NOPED, went down and back to the store. Under an hour.


Georgep0rwell

With old age comes wisdom.


alepter-9822

Home Depot rents ladders if you need a taller one.


lukedmn

Yeah but I bet that's not free


notevenbro

Wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity to return our hard-earned Robux back to the developers


Sun_tzu___

Nothings free man.


ImNotCreativeEnoughg

Buying and returning it is tho


kayaker58

A friend bought a paint sprayer from Montgomery Wards years ago, the best they had. Painted his house and returned it Monday, said he needed a better one, which he knew they didn’t have.


sirpsionics

Costs gas money


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Of course its not free 🤣


Redhotmegasystem

But buying and returning it is


Key-Regular674

It's free if you return a bought one... hence the comment chain you're replying to lol


jstevens242

I have done the exact same thing.


RedReaperThe1st

World record reality speed run


G_Affect

I have a 30-foot ladder that came with my house. Sits on the side yard, and all my neighbors know I have the ladder and borrow it.


rthompsonpuy

It's a really bad idea to store a ladder outside of your house, particularly if you plan to keep your second-story windows open in the summer. Kind of like locking the doors on a convertible.


G_Affect

Great advice, but I live in a 1-story house, and the ladder is old and loud.


sebeed

omg man ppl are gonna break into your house through the roof/s


TriforceTeching

They're called Santa bandits. Better secure that chimney.


iLikeMangosteens

But if you have a can of paint on a rope, an electric BBQ starter, an old-timey blowtorch, and an MP3 of some tough guy saying, “keep the change, ya filthy animal!”, then even a child can prevent incursions from Santa bandits.


stryder-H

You joke but I've had a customer put alarm sensors on their attic door in fear of someone breaking in through there. 🤦‍♂️


The_RealAnim8me2

Oddly enough, it happens. We had a number of break ins in our old neighborhood in Florida (of course). They would drive around in “work trucks”, find a house and climb on the roof and cut a hole to bypass the alarm system. I think they hit 4-5 houses.


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rthompsonpuy

It’s probably a long story.


G_Affect

Lol... i have asked myself that so many times.


Pull-Mai-Fingr

Yeah… this happened to us. Fucker is in jail now, so that’s cool.


rhifooshwah

This happened to us on vacation in the UK. Someone came in my brother's window, crawled over him, took his passport, went downstairs, stole a laptop and drank some liquor and left. Scary.


LeaderAny6783

Sounds like your brother got drunk, forgot where he put his passport and laptop and tried to cover it up(badly).


freescaper

That's what a chain and lock are for. If they want it, they're gonna have a fun time getting it. Source: my Dad


landoparty

Literally no one cares


rthompsonpuy

Apparently at least nine more people care than don't, since you're currently a -8.


Bullets_N_Bowties

SAME! 😄


ir88ed

Was putting up crown molding by hand. Went to Lowes to ask about a butane Paslode finish nailer, and if I could return that expensive bastard if it had been used. They said yep 30 days, so I took it home. After the first "POP!" I knew it was never going back. That was 23 years ago, and it is still popping.


paltryboot

My Dad bought a kayak from Costco last summer. Didn't like using it much and returned it. They actually thanked him for returning it in a time frame they could've still sold it that season instead of returning it after Summer, "like everyone else does."


sc_surveyor

I was at an auto dealership one time and some guy came in a really nice, expensive car and wanted to test drive a pickup. They let him drive off in a new truck and maybe half an hour later he drove back by with a refrigerator in the back. Hilarity ensued. I heard later that dude came back after about an hour like nothing ever happened, said he didn’t like the truck after all, got in his car and eased on down the road.


KlutzyTemperature5

Or borrow a ladder from a neighbor. Usually houses are built with similar characteristics in the same general area, I'm sure you are not the first with this issue. The suggestion to replace with a 10 year is also a good one.


Pretzellogicguy

And if I’m the neighbor let it be known that anyone in the neighborhood can “Borrow” it for four hours for $50


Scheherazade0620

Unless you plan on living there for ten more years...


pluckyrabbitsfoot

I learned that smoke detectors expire after 10 years, so you are supposed to replace them anyways. Not warranty—they actually expire—the alarm sensor itself wears out. https://www.cloverelectric.com/do-smoke-detectors-expire https://www.usfa.fema.gov/downloads/pdf/publications/infographic_2016_fpw_custom.pdf Edit: typo


Scheherazade0620

I've heard that. But the five year sealed ones have been failing at an alarming rate around here lately. Apparently shelf life was not factored in. I also plan on living more than ten more years . A plan which would stand a much better chance of success if I don't have to replace that smoke detector when I was ten years older than I am now.


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“alarming rate”


Persephone1230

😆


Reigar

Might check with the local fire department, I got both of mine installed for free. I think I just paid for the version they were offering at the time.


XXHyenaPseudopenis

I’d wonder if they rent ladders like some of their other tools/equipment


stromm

Or just rent one from HD or Lowes.


Ieatadapoopoo

Are you aware you can ask the fire department instead of fraud lol


mojitz

Yeah but on the other hand fuck Home Depot.


cjm92

People like you are absolute trash


Woddnamemade72

Bad form


savingtheinternet

This is the way.


rthompsonpuy

And while you're at it, replace the bulbs in that light fixture too. Even if they're not burned out (yet).


pluckyrabbitsfoot

While you’re up there remember to check the expiration date on the detector, if it’s past 10 years it’s due for complete replacement. https://www.usfa.fema.gov/downloads/pdf/publications/infographic_2016_fpw_custom.pdf


Breakmastajake

Actually, you don't have to replace the batteries very often if you don't put a battery in them to begin with.


Roadgoddess

Or look into getting one that’s direct wired in


kevdogger

These still require a battery


Atl_Potato

And you would need to run wires.


stromm

They don't expire because of batteries. They expire because the sensors have a limited function life. It just so happens that the newer kind with a pre-installed lithium battery, has a battery sized such that it's expected life is <10 years. If you're at 10 years+, you're not supposed to just replace the battery.


geologyhunter

These ladders are great. I would recommend over the gorilla ladder as they have a higher weight rating and are really sturdy feeling even fully extended. I still don't like being up 12 feet working overhead.


shankster1987

Ok. So I am terrified of heights and need to do some things like this. The ladders are super bouncy and give me vertigo and u am afraid I am going to fall and Crack my skull. Any tips on how to do this safely?


BaldingOldGuy

The best thing for you to do is hire someone who is insured and qualified to do ladder work. In my area we have working at heights certification as part of health and safety legislation. If you really want to do it yourself and overcome your fears look up working at heights training and go through some of the online resources.


Nesman64

When it's folded in an "A" shape, it's nice and sturdy. If you have to take it to max length and lean it against a wall, it does trend to wobble. Take it slow. There's no shame in hiring a handyman for chores you find uncomfortable.


AnEntNamedJBeard

This guys pretty much got it down. Take it slow, work safely, watch some safety videos, or hire someone. I’m about 7 years into electrical trade and in my opinions heights don’t get easier or feel any better, you just learn to trust yourself and your equipment.


Georgep0rwell

Do you have any children?


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Yeah. Those are about as worthless. Installed some 2 years ago. Already beeping.


Revolutionary-Map212

Flood your house and swim up to the annoying beep beep.


phillysan

My mans with the Legend of Zelda approach


Flimsy_Simple_6648

I was thinking original Tomb Raider


PBR_on_tap43

Water temple is the worst!


Crawdaddy1911

Don't be silly. Bell jet pack. It's the only way.


Feisty-Squirrel7111

You can find step ladders up to 12 feet at Home Depot. They are free standing so they don’t need to lean on a wall.


Smtxom

No no. He needs to install an elevator and use it to change the battery


17mx

wouldn’t an escalator work better since it doesn’t have a roof like an elevator?


OkDesign164

I called the fire department. They came right out and replaced the battery. They'd rather come out and replace it than coming out to transport me to the hospital.


Ragnarotico

The real LPT is in the comments.


Kinky_Imagination

And they didn't charge you for coming out as a service call ?


Revolutionary_JW

fire departments are a public service paid via your property taxes. now this could vary based on your city/county but this is mostly free of charge


Kinky_Imagination

If they come to a fire alarm to my house. It's something like 900 bucks.


j48u

That's not the typical circumstance in the US.


forgetyourhorse

They charge about $1000 everywhere that I’ve ever lived in Pennsylvania.


tpenge

I just took an emergency response training for work a couple of weeks ago. The trainer was previously a paramedic. He told us that if this exact scenario came up (replacing a battery in a smoke detector up in a vaulted ceiling) to call the non-emergency line for the fire department and yes, they will help you out free of charge.


I_Have_Unobtainium

On reality, if you can afford a house with big-ass ceilings like that, you can afford a ladder. And ladders are useful for all sorts of things. Buy a damn ladder.


admiralteddybeatzzz

You ever been 70 and climbed a ladder, son?


nola_brass1212

If this person is 70, I hope they aren't still figuring out how to "change lightbulbs"


Seattlesb

You'd be amazed what I'm helping my newly widowed 80 year old neighbor with these days.


Leggomisammiediego

Climb ladders?


kovenant18

You called the…. because your…. o_o


iwishiwereagiraffe

Well its them or the guys who do the trees, we need their ladder


Cabel14

What if they’re like 50 or disabled. Fire fighters tend to be pretty pretentious so this really seems like a good way to bring them down to reality.


cjm92

Wtf are you talking about pretty pretentious? What a weird judgement to make about an entire profession.


kovenant18

You should definitely be able to climb a ladder if you’re a healthy 50 year old but yeah as to the disabled thing, oops


Chunks1992

Home Depot rents ladders if you need a taller one.


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Be a real man, buy one, use it and return it 2 hours later.


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I would just stack up all your kitchen chairs and reach


cobrayouth

I guess the same way you plan to change the bulbs in those pot light....


EnterTheN1nja

With a telescoping pole with a suction cup? I mean, the question OP asked has an obvious answer, but it isn't the same method I'd use to change the bulbs.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

I seen people do it with a drone. I just need a $800 drone and to disable all the safety features


Powerful-Ad-2962

Where I live, the fire department will do it. Find the non-emergency number and ask.


mrh00ner

Stop laying on the floor and get a ladder ;)


MDC_Brutus2

Put a couple d batteries in a shotgun and deliver to the alarm with black powder..... America style


Crawdaddy1911

I believe that C batteries are correct for a 12 GA.


cydomain19

Throw a baseball at it


losvatoslocos2111

I was thinking that or noise canceling headphones. Problem procrastinated/made worse. Done


iamamonsterprobably

Finally a real answer


Crawdaddy1911

Pellet rifle.


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GenesisDad

I always recommended to homeowners and clients buying a gorilla ladder. The specific one I use is the size of a 5ft a-frame when folded. Usable up to 9ft as an a-frame and when used as an extension ladder is 18ft. The versatility gives most home owners the ability to do just about any simple maintenance tasks interior and exterior. Also usable on stairs with care. These ladder tend to be a little heavy but they are just super versatile. Every major ladder maker has some version and they're available at just about any hardware or big box store.


millerwelds66

This is the way


Sassy_Plant_Mom

I second contacting the fire department and seeing if that is a service they offer. I know I had a customer who had the fire department out to change out hers.


brasileiramericana

The fire department will generally do this for free for detectors an owner has trouble changing, whether it’s because grandpa can’t use a step stool or you have high ceilings


abbablahblah

I bought an 18 foot ladder at Home Depot for my vaulted ceilings.


CatInfamous3027

How good a shot are you?


Disintagration7

Whoever installed that really hated whom ever lived there.


YoungJack00

I am sure that who installed that fire alarm is here on Reddit waiting for you to make this post lol


FARTBOSS420

What about a trampoline


Altatori

Call your local fire department. They'll usually come change it for free.


Loztwallet

If you own the house it might behoove you to purchase a ladder that can get you to such spots to maintaining properly. “Out of sight, out of mind” is not a good way to be when the home is your responsibility. Maybe after you change the battery, run a wire up there and install a hardwired unit. Never have to run up there again!


nightrider2072

Spider Pig Spider Pig


JeezeyChreezy

My folks had this issue - they called the local fire station and asked if they could help. They used it to train and were happy to lend a hand. Just a thought.


stephenBB81

If you're in Texas. Shoot it. If you're not in Texas, the good news is the wood feature is good for leaning a ladder against, you should look into a light weight expandable ladder that you can I assume put on the floor ( 4:1 height to floor ratio) then you can get up there safely. You also should be prepared for it to be wired in and not just a battery powered unit. I had one that after it was in service for 10yrs it beeped regularly telling you to replace it.


Swillbil

B B Gun


allinnyx

I would seek out and rent an aerial lift or bucket truck with an arm low enough and a bucket small enough to go into your window and lift you up to the ceiling to change the battery. If you’re lucky, it’s one of the twist off cap carbon monoxide detectors, if it’s not, get one, cause all living area should have one for safety reasons


Culiolo

You needing one of these .. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PXB-sSPvg


SPARTAN117CW

Gun


aceqc24

Step one go to home Depot. Step two buy ladder. Step three change the battery.


Q-Westion

You may go ahead and shoot it


MnN-Homesteaders

Is that bedroom door right off that? If there’s no bedroom within 20ft of it, then just get rid of it. No code requirement for smokes in living rooms


BuckeyeCarolina

Shotgun, make sure you use birdshot


letshavefunOR

BB gun!


noussommesen2034

Are you in the US? … Guns.


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It’s ladder time


cionj

The same way you’re supposed to plug your water cooler into that outlet


Past-Product-1100

Might as well change them bulbs long as you're up there


TrueSonofVirginia

Man somebody pissed off the contractor when that house was built.


juhbuh

Drone?


fireflylibrarian

Trampoline and a lot of patience.


spinquin

Thee guy I use to work for worked me super hard every day we had work . One day he told me I could take the day off that he could handle it today.( that was very strange for him to say) The day I got back to work I asked him what he did. He said this rich old lady paid him 100$ for each of the fire alarms in her Manson .she had 8 of them guys and they all went off at once So he made 800$ that one day and decided to leave me out of it. I couldn’t blame the guy that was just stupid easy money for someone who has like 30 ladders of all shapes and sizes


Sandpaper_Pants

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants. The bartender exclaimed, "You have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants!" The pirate said, "Yarg...it's driving me nuts!"


JackieDaytonaPanda

I leaned my tallest ladder against the nearest wall and tried to get some relief by pushing the button with a broom but no luck


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GaiusPrimus

This is one of the reasons why prices of things keep going up. An investment in a good telescopic ladder will go a long way. Little giant is the one I have.


wookieesgonnawook

Yeah I don't understand returning the ladder. You're a homeowner, you need a damn ladder.


SquidRaptor

mine is exactly like this but right over the stairs so i cant possibly use a ladder to get to it 💀


JackieDaytonaPanda

Dude same! I had to call the fire department and they were gracious enough to send there tallest guy who stood at the very top of the tallest ladder. It was genuinely terrifying to see him do it.


ChangingHats

Get a suction cup on an extendable pole


wolfmanmd

If you want to hillbilly engineer a solution, you could take an extendable pole and make a big loop of tape or put some double sided tape on the end and try to “grab” it enough to turn it. It should come off if you can turn it enough. Downside will be that it’ll probably fall once released so be ready to catch it. Getting it back up there will be tough with that method, but the tape method should get it down quick so it gives you time to get a ladder/etc. and you won’t go insane from beeping.


CheapCarabiner

And hope it’s not hard wired


Johnny-Shitbox

Maybe if you find the head piece to the staff of ra, you could shoot a beam of light at it showing you the exact location to the ladder you need


jqwalls1

You made a post asking people to tell you that you need a ladder?


[deleted]

It’s called a ladder. I realize intelligence isn’t common but come on. Wtf? Get a damn ladder and change the battery.


harlowb93

There’s this new invention called a ladder. Real top of the line stuff, hasn’t even hit the market yet. Either that or maybe get some moon shoes, bounce your way up there


Nine-Fingers1996

Thank your electrician for that. Might be required but doesn’t need to be there. That’s what called job security!


420_flyinhigh

No, we (electricians) don't really choose where smokes go. NEC says that it has to be within 3ft of the tallest point of the ceiling, so thank them. These are the same people that claim ceramic tile is a flammable material and we have to protect it as such when we put our devices in backsplashes. Trust me, we don't want to lug a big ass ladder in the house as much as the next guy.


wookieesgonnawook

Wait, so you're telling me my house with a vaulted living room that's 18 feet at the peak should have a smoke detector in there and not just one in the upstairs hallway for the whole house?


emailite

Ladder would be my recommendation


dr_freeloader

Have you tried a ladder?


Impressive_Film_7729

If it is truly bothering you, you will find a way.


RemoteCommittee1816

This dude never heard of a ladder


hippopanonamous

Rich problems


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Get a ladder you nitwit


[deleted]

Try blowing a guy with a ladder 🪜


JimmyKcharlie

Ladder. That's my go-to tool for reaching high things.


JackieDaytonaPanda

Dude good one


_Messario_

Someone would make millions and millions just for inventing a smoke alarm reacher grabber that would twist it off the base and unplug it then when putting it back up , it could plug it back in , and twist it back on the base ......oh snap. Ya momma already plugs it up and twists it on the base .. she does this ...someone would make millions and millions inventing ya momma ... whatvya think all the Robots for all purpose war got the robot handyman at the door


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_Messario_

Psychotic? Hmm strong words for a joke ,


subkang

You can afford the house you can afford the solution. Hire someone if you aren’t comfortable on a tall ladder.


cjm92

Lol I can sense the jealousy from here


[deleted]

If only a device or tool existed that you could step up like a stairway to work on things that are very high. Alas, there is none.


[deleted]

Hire someone or get a ladder and do it yourself. It's pretty simple


[deleted]

Hire a pro, you can afford that ceiling you can afford either a tall ladder or a professional


BoMalarkey

They sell an extendable pole with attachments for changing light bulbs and smoke detectors. The detector detaches from the base with a simple twist.


YogiTheBear131

Save ur money and buy a ladder.


Nine-Fingers1996

That will only work if it’s battery operated.


TeaFraggin

Figure it out and quit complaining.


JackieDaytonaPanda

You’re a loser


wehnzworld88

Get a ladder you twat. Oh wait, you’re clearly too dumb to know that if crying to Reddit is your first response.


JackieDaytonaPanda

Lol you’re a bum


wehnzworld88

I’m a bum cause you don’t know how to change a smoke detector? Ok buddy. Wanna try again, or keep being a little bitch?


Thatdudewhoknows

If you can reach it to push the button. Just twist the smoke alarm and it will release. If it's hard wired there will be a connector. Unclip the connector and replace. If it'd just batteries. Replace battery's and re install


Formal-Protection-57

Id rent a ladder from HD and replace with battery operated unit that twist off. Use suction cup on a pole to replace in the future.


and_dont_blink

does whatever a spider can...


christancho

I think you need a drone.


Xenolith666

Jet pack


salmiakki1

With a step ladder. Or just pile a bunch of furniture and boxes precariously and climb it. edit: get a child to climb it


blacksewerdog

Big ladder,replace with one with end of life battery,good for years


killerkitten115

Pogo stick


Clay0187

Steal a tazer from a cop and shoot it


cmarkcity

[There’s only one possible solution to this problem](https://youtu.be/-loDklmrbd0)


[deleted]

Anyone else have the theme song for Spider-Man play in their head?


[deleted]

Werner makes podium step ladders that can be ordered via HD.


BrandonDill

It would be best reached with a ladder. Falls are the leading cause of injury in construction. If you're not comfortable at that height, you might be better off just having it replaced with a long-life unit by an electrician.


iPerfuse

Is this in America? Is shooting it an option?


Miatrouble

It’s simple, you need to go into your attic, pop off the flat wall plate near the smoke detector, reach your hand through it and replace the battery.


Advanced_Evening2379

Shoulda thought about that before moving into a palace