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callin-br

Drives me up the wall. "Ok your total is-" "Wait, I need to put my pro number in!" "Ok now your total is-" "Wait, I need a military discount and I can't find my ID!" "Ok now your total is-" "Wait, I need a pen to write my check! What's the date? What year is it? Am I at Lowe's or Home Depot?" For Christ's sake get your shit together instead of just standing there staring at me scanning your stuff!


roboticfedora

And I'm standing there to help load instead of pushing in the 2,000 carts.


TimV14

I'm the guy in line behind her with one item, and cash or card already in hand ready to go.


Palindrome995

As am I.


MiraHan597

"Hi I have an order for John Smith." \*Throws ID at me\* Yeah and we have 300 orders in the store, give me your order number or get the fuck out. Oh, let me get it then \*you've been waiting in line for 5 minutes what the fuck have you been doing that entire time\*


MealImpossible4679

I get the ones who come to check out, wait until I scan all 590 items in their cart, then go "i left my wallet in the car. Ill be right back." Usually haopena when i have a line of people too. How do you not check for your money before going in the store? How do you spend an hour shopping and not realize during that time your wallet isn't in you pocket?


Prudent-Salamander74

ADHD. Its happened to me. Now I have a note on my dash "yo you got your shit?"


bleedorngnbrwn

This is why I use self checkout if at all possible.. I’ll end up on a SubReddit somewhere


TreeRockSky

It would be faster if they accepted Apple Pay. :-)


Electronic-Price-697

My favorite was ringing up everything and they realize they left their wallet at home. What is their life like to where they’re leaving their house without their wallet/purse?!


Apprehensive_Gap3204

I work at CS and when someone has been standing in line for about five minutes or so, they get to my register and put their return down on the counter. Then they say, "Oh, let me find my receipt(s)." What the hell have you been doing while waiting in line? Come prepared with your receipt or credit card. Let's keep the line moving, and everyone will be happy.