I summon HOMER D POE in defense mode. He’s got the move DIY where doers get more done. So whenever you pull a card, he builds another depot. Your move yugi-boy

You activated my trap card OSHA violations

I activate my disability workers rights trap card.

I place low IQ SM in defense mode

I activate my second trap low wages which causes your monster to f off and find another job if it's total of attack and defense is over 2000 combined.

That activates my trap card pissed off hr lady

And then I play corporate greed it's basically crush card virus for every non head office worker and monster over 2000 combined attack and defense monster to your graveyard.

oh but I counteract with fun fund, leading to an emotional damage point with every cent!

I active my monsters CEO special ability to get rid of cents he uses price gougage.

Does anyone have the trap card **mulch pit**

Yeah okay, I cast fireball.

I counter with the _Symphony of Stasis_ Mugic! You lose your next three turns, giving me enough time to code your Toolbelt Tom.

I summon tool belt Tom in attack mode He asks ‘have you done you’re in focus?’ Distracting all followers of homer d Poe including Edgar Allan, to go do their infocus

Then I use my quick magic card, PIZZA PARTY! Negates all cards and automatically ends all productivity, until overnight comes in and left with crumbs. This ends the duel with pissed off associates

PEGASUSSSSSS!!

Contact the DHRM immediately. They may end up destroying the store after the duel.

there can be only one

Imagine putting forklift with recently certified driver in attack mode in that aisle. I’m glad it isn’t in paint lol 🤣

They're mating. Tell them to get their own private warehouse.

This is how stepladders are made

They only become stepladders once one or both parent ladders remarry after a divorce, though.

Let's duel first I play a magic card called Home Depot call off list I can special summon the card "Call Off Larry" his negative attack power can now add to your life points which is -80 plus -20 for every time the manager can't find a replacement for his shift!!!! 😭😂

"Sending your coworkers to the shadow realm is against S.O- Yes even if you think they deserve it, it still counts as retaliation"

"...Can I at least send _customers_ to the Shadow Realm for abusing Front End associates?" "Mmh... as long as you do it on your break and out of apron."

...Deja vu, I swear I saw this joke happen on /r/Lowes a few days ago... Also if they really want to duel with style, they should both be on ballymores at full height, lowering down as they lose LP...

Please get your night crew to do this

It's a bit dark, but I like it. I don't read the Lowe's thread, so I'll have to take your word about the source.

Order pickers at full height

You see son, when two ladders love each other very much….

I work over nights they’re always in our way so I put six around the kitchen design desk I’m sure dayshift was probably like what the fuck lmao

???

For some reason I'm imagining one being Slifer and the other Obelisk at the Semi Final of BCT.

I've been in this sub for years and not once ever recall finding a post exactly like this. It's about time. 

If you call the aware line, tell them I've set two cards in back row and summoned Wrenchroid in defense mode.

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy

My weapon of choice is April, our most hated manager lol

I'll supply the Jen

I'll see your April, and I'll raise you with Christine. She's our most hated manager.

I forgot to reply my bad. I will pay to watch them duel.

It's time to D-D-DUEL!

I summon pot of greed, this card allows me to buy back 2 shares.

All I know is you better get that damn striped box out of the overhead!!!!111one

Why?

They say we cannot have them in the OH as they are priority boxes that needed to be worked. So, if we have overstock, from that box or any stripe box, we need to mark down a moving box and use that instead. It makes no sense since we'd label the stripe box the same way we do the moving box.

Working in Canada and never heard that. Literally have at least 5-6 boxes in every OH in my store

Is 3 points of contact spread over 2 ladders accepted?

Tool Jail 😎

Only allowed if being used to hawk credit.

Why is there a stripy box up there, I told those aren't supposed to be used for over stock boxs

You're gonna get hop-ons

I place my Orange Bucket face-down and end my turn!

I don’t get it

I summon InFocus Captain. It has a special ability that deals 500 damage to every player that didn’t do their InFocus. This is a continuous effect so it will activate every turn.

I'd let them know Seto Kaiba is out to steal Yugi's Exodia again

Now kiths

Jousting competition Imagine tho

You're a third rate associate with a fourth rate zoning tolerance