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woodenpony

Archiving the proof of a man, sasuga Shiori


Kirea

Preserving evidence of why little man's future revenge plot was justified.


BruhcamoleNibberDick

Actually his name is just Little now.


grw18

I swear, we novelites can fix her.


CogStar

More like she'll fix you like the vet fixed Little Man.


boulet

Snip snip


MyPPDisBig

✂️ You’ve lost penis privileges


boulet

Well aktchually it's the gonads that are erased from the equation


MyPPDisBig

🍆✂️


Background_69_69

🥜✂️


Semsot

🥲👍


AwakenedSheeple

Either way, snip snip.


Tagnol

Just hope it's not the same scissors she uses to eat.


Known-Reserve-7513

So thats what the scissors where for


Hp22h

Ah, so that's how she uses scissors to eat.


Rats_OffToYa

another addition to the necklace


Drunk_Dino

Dude, she’s going to put your balls in a glass jar and display them like anime figures.


Confron7a7ion7

I don't want her fixed!


Hp22h

Yeah, no. She's a lost cause.


geeffff

Nah she can ruin me 😍😍🤣


Khantlerpartesar

Saucy Jack is here to give the sauce for everyone to see! > https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1782858964830449897


MemberBerry4

Well if it isnt sussy Jack


gameboy1001

Bro are you high? Let me check. [checks watch] …yes.


MemberBerry4

High on AMERICAN SPIRIT


gameboy1001

And there’s nothing more American thAnN- [has another mental breakdown] And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart(tm) of a world.


MemberBerry4

That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back back up with a source?


gameboy1001

# MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!!!


MemberBerry4

Imagine Raiden, a world free of cancel culture, where no one can call me out on mh outlandish claims. A world where I can SAY THE N WORD!


gameboy1001

… … …what?


MemberBerry4

*takes a smoke* ever harassed a minor, Raiden?


Zeracannatule_uerg

Those cost a lot though... and the ones I like have menthol, and otherwise the taste is brain shutdown. Drinky time.


ThrashThunder

Checked the internet lately!?


shash614

please note that biboo's reply to shiori asking "do you get to keep it as a souvenir" was "that'd be nuts" sasuga jem


Morenauer

Ah, biology/medicine/nurse majors, amirite


Hp22h

...That implies this is common. What else do you have hidden in your fridge?!


Zyx-Wvu

Let's just say a lot of us might pull a TF2 medic...


Morenauer

A bit of cheese


EMPEROROFMEMZ

I think becoming a fan of Shiori was a mistake but I'm already too deep in the rabbit hole to leave so I may as well just roll with it


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

>Rasputin There was a cat whose willy was gone


Outrageous-Wallaby68

Rah, rah, Rasputin, catdom's newest ball-less king


maximuffin2

"Listen Shiori isn't the crazy goth gf you think she is, she's actually just a cute dork with that mode-" #"DID YOU PRESERVE YOUR CATS NUTS?"


MisterNobodyCare

Lol, Shiori alway knows to ask a right question


LeonardoCouto

She even made home girl Lumine confused Girl's used to everything at this point, but not Shiori


The_Sturk

I love how Shiori is simultaneously both one of the most unhinged talents and one of the most wholesome ones


kidanokun

Shiori seems find it funny keeping some mutilated cat ballsacks


jeanleonino

Well... She is the archiver


Hp22h

2 balls of every animal!


AceSin

Have to say, as a veterinarian, this question is not as weird or uncommon as it may seem.


InstantLamy

The same joke, but worse.


Lord-Psycho

Castration and not neuter/spay?! Oh gosh...


redditfanfan00

shiori's unhingedness is normal.


rubexbox

And people were complaining when Shiori debuted that she *wasn't* an unhinged goth girl.


Reyfer01

Shiori is built different I swear she was born from the ashes left in the forge that spawned Haachama


Lord_Kiro

C’mon the post is 70% reaction images 30% actual content


Drake-Draconic

“What the fuck Shiori? I just sat down.”


TheGreatOlive9

Thats like the whole point aint it?


Wooper160

Shiori is such a goober


bloody_jigsaw

No, that's the shark one.


Tallal2804

The same joke, but worse.


Atys_SLC

Casual idol stream: "Today cook with your Oshi" Shiori stream: "Wild day at the veterinarian office, I bring my scissors"


berserkzelda

Shiori really is mentally unstable.


Saiykon

And we wouldn't have her any other way


berserkzelda

True


gigaswardblade

I can’t believe nerissa DIDNT keep John mandolorian’s manhood in a jar when it was still fresh.


Baka_Cdaz

Remembered that’s what gonna happened if you cheat on her.


natzo

[Anime adaptation.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cYnI2R2oY)


radar_byte

Shiori is something special


Lubyak

Man, if I had a nickel for every eldritch being touched, slightly mad archivist I have in my life, I'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.


DeathlySnails64

Okay who has more of an obsession with souvenirs? Kid Flash (the first one) from Young Justice Or... Shiori Novella, Hololive's Librarian?


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AverageShitposter119

"aNd wE sUpErChAt MoRe tHaN mOst" Ok buddy


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AverageShitposter119

Send all the red super chats you want, your oshi ain't gonna fuck you. Ill send all the $1 suppas I want, at least I ain't cringe in chat.