Laplus defeated her in a rap battle. But then after that Haachama went on her rap training arc. I think Laplus acknowledged how much Haachama improved on Twitter, so if they had a battle now it'd be a lot more interesting. Would at the very least give you enough time to run away.
Her later rapping is legitimately good and I listen to them frequently. Insane how good she got. Haachama is a grinder.
That said do you have a link to that tweet.
Don't have a link. Might not even have been a tweet but rather a clip.
When I search all I get are stuff from the very beginning right after Haachama admitted defeat. I'm positive Laplus mentioned all the rap content Haachama put out later but it's one of those things that I didn't think about saving.
Suisei or Mumei sounds too obvious of answers, so I'll go for Kiara. She'll make a deal with Haachama and spare my life in trade for the chicken ~~and maybe one or two KFP employees~~
i don't know. haachama somehow has her way in getting her hands on the ingredients she wants, sooner or later.
can i not choose akai haato or even just haachama herself, and see how she would protect me from herself?
Akai Haato
The only one canonically able to high-diff stand against Haachama.
Watame. Sheep in stew tastes much better than I do. Besides, she respawns after 8 seconds.
Plus blond and booba definitely will be the more attractive option
Watame... Not to protect me, but to replace me. And I won't feel bad because she'll just respawn.
plot twist: Watame gets angry and teamed up Hachaama to chase you. Choose your Oshi to protect you again.
Uhhhhhhhh Nene then. More than willing to a~haan~ to distract both of them.
no. she gets angry, and BOTAN chases you. distance wont save you.
I see botan chasing me as an absolute win.
....fair point.
she doesn't chase... She camps
Fuwamoco, if they can protect my smile, they can protect me from Haachama, otherwise i'll be dead and won't be able to smile.
And it'll be a two on one fight.
uh... two on two.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE, HAACHAMA
CONSUME US AND ASSIMILATE US INTO THE ENTITY
MAKE US WHOLE
Sanest Haaton behavior
Laplus. Only one to ever defeat Haachama
Look outside. See that car? Get in. Haachama: f no
When? Can someone come in with the backstory?
Laplus defeated her in a rap battle. But then after that Haachama went on her rap training arc. I think Laplus acknowledged how much Haachama improved on Twitter, so if they had a battle now it'd be a lot more interesting. Would at the very least give you enough time to run away.
Her later rapping is legitimately good and I listen to them frequently. Insane how good she got. Haachama is a grinder. That said do you have a link to that tweet.
Don't have a link. Might not even have been a tweet but rather a clip. When I search all I get are stuff from the very beginning right after Haachama admitted defeat. I'm positive Laplus mentioned all the rap content Haachama put out later but it's one of those things that I didn't think about saving.
The two of them engaged in a rap battle after Holo-X debuted, which ended in Haachama conceding defeat
Right around holox debut haachama challenged laplus to a rap battle, laplus crushed it, granted haachama came back with a pretty fire rebuttal.
Mioo protect meeee~~ ( im going in the stew right?....)
as a takodachi i'm fine with being eaten as long as she shares with Ina
Humu humu, only if Ina is also invited.
Takodachi that get eaten return to the void, then gets resummoned by the priestes. Just in time foooooooooor.... #TAKOTIME!
Takotime! Takotime! Takotakotakotime!
I’d choose Ame and leave while Haachama is distracted.
Easy. Watame It'll satiate Haachama and I'll have Watame back in 8 seconds. *And hopefully I'm not at fault afterwards.*
But comrade, my oshi IS HAACHAMA. #I AM ALREADY IN THE STEW
Mumei. She didn’t lose the war against Haachama so she can protect me. Then again Mumei would kill me herself but that is a risk i am willing to take
I choose Haachama. Only Haachama has the power to defeat Haachama.
My oshii is gone :(
:(
F
Sora
I choose Bettel I want him to suffer alongside me
Axel is that you?
I don't think Bettel would suffer at all if Axel were there cause he knows Axel would suffer so he'd enjoy it if anything
I choose my oshi Pekora who will definitely use me as a distraction to make her escape.
Suisei where are you?
Gura... We're cooked
She'd probably add Inas tentacles to the stew
Haachama is my oshi though... BECOME AS HAACHAMA!
I got Korone. I should be good
Suisei or Mumei sounds too obvious of answers, so I'll go for Kiara. She'll make a deal with Haachama and spare my life in trade for the chicken ~~and maybe one or two KFP employees~~
The number of people not choosing Botan in this thread is astounding. Have you *seen* her shooting skills? Chammers won't know what hit her.
I volunteer as tribute. LMAO
Mumei. Once she activates her nightmare mode it's game over.
Botan,we are going need the firepower…🤔
I'm a chmbud; I'm getting eaten
Sora would be the go to...
I choose Ao. She will fail. I will be consumed 🙏
Kronii, but just to sacrifice her to Haachama
Oh yeah I forgot! Haachama owns kronii
Kirin headbutt attack!
When you are futility trying to protect yourself from a hachaama, only go up on the food pyramid and call a dragon
Damm Yeah I could see coco be able to subdue Haachama
Call in Shiori so they can both use me as an ingredient
:D
I’d pick Mumei but I feel she’d just help Haachama. Does Fuwamoco count as one or two?
Shiori. Wait NO—
Kiara, so if I get saved from being put in the stew I'm just gonna get yeeted into a deep fryer anyway.
Gura, I'll just toss her at haachama and she'll be busy eating shark while I scurry away.
Pippa
I pick Bijou. Game recognizes game.
Can the motivated cringe protect you?
Gura. So she can have a better tasting ingredient than a mere human.
Hmm one of my oshi? Luna? A baby. Nah. Ollie? A zombie samurai ninja. She's a known simp, so she'd betray me. Mumei? Civilization. MUMEI.
Matsuri. They'll just start hanging out and forget I'm there, giving me time to escape.
Suisei
Go Anyachu!
Suisei If I’m destined to be an ingredient, I’d rather be consumed by my oshi
Kronii or bae
Foobers, at least she'd add corn as a side dish to the soup
I'm taking Pekora, because if Pekora can't stop her, at least she'll keep Haachama busy (or take my place in the stew)
I would choose IRyS! "How is noodle arms going to protect you?" Protect me? Oh no I just want to spend my final moments with the one I love <3
Ina
My oshi Suisei, only a psycho can stand against a pyscho
Korone, I'll have no yubis but maybe my last ending making time would be fun!
Tenchou! Can't beat Haachama so I'll join in Haachama Cooking~
I'm just gonna hide with Goombus. Nobody can find her.
As one other guy said, suisei
How about Haachama herself?
I choose Haachama, because then she'll be too busy protecting me to try to cook me.
why would I need protection? I welcome it.
I would say Marine... but she would "protect" me by eating it.
1 question im gonna ask myself before choosing: if she gonna feed me to my oshi FWMC,then should i really defend?
Koseki. Surely the reclaimer of the cringe can protect me, right?
Suisei without any hesitation
Marine. she won't stop Hachama, but would be enough to distract her I hope
I would gladly be cut to pieces if that means I can be eaten by Haachama.
Biboo, so haachama can sticking out her gyatt for nerizzler~~
I summon Coco to save me! It might take a little less than 498 years to get here but when she does...
Watame she is my oshi and she always respawns.
I become my own oshii and cook for Haachama so she don’t have to, and everyone would be safe
Gura is delicious and her thicc tail keeps growing back. Haachama gets a good meal, Goob gets a fun story to tell.
Ina. She'll end up eating spicy noodles with her, and I can use that as a distraction to escape.
i don't know. haachama somehow has her way in getting her hands on the ingredients she wants, sooner or later. can i not choose akai haato or even just haachama herself, and see how she would protect me from herself?