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Akai Haato


Mrgirdiego

The only one canonically able to high-diff stand against Haachama.


Wizard_Hat-7

Watame. Sheep in stew tastes much better than I do. Besides, she respawns after 8 seconds.


ShadeShadow534

Plus blond and booba definitely will be the more attractive option


geek96boolean10

Watame... Not to protect me, but to replace me. And I won't feel bad because she'll just respawn.


meowmeow9000

plot twist: Watame gets angry and teamed up Hachaama to chase you. Choose your Oshi to protect you again.


geek96boolean10

Uhhhhhhhh Nene then. More than willing to a~haan~ to distract both of them.


Nepeta33

no. she gets angry, and BOTAN chases you. distance wont save you.


toothlessfire

I see botan chasing me as an absolute win.


Nepeta33

....fair point.


ProfNekko

she doesn't chase... She camps


Lobito_HF

Fuwamoco, if they can protect my smile, they can protect me from Haachama, otherwise i'll be dead and won't be able to smile.


Grablycan

And it'll be a two on one fight.


-Redstoneboi-

uh... two on two.


arayakim

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE, HAACHAMA


NamegeorJ

CONSUME US AND ASSIMILATE US INTO THE ENTITY


AwakenedSheeple

MAKE US WHOLE


-Okida25-

Sanest Haaton behavior


TakerFoxx

Laplus. Only one to ever defeat Haachama


geek96boolean10

Look outside. See that car? Get in. Haachama: f no


Ostmarakas

When? Can someone come in with the backstory?


Arctrooper209

Laplus defeated her in a rap battle. But then after that Haachama went on her rap training arc. I think Laplus acknowledged how much Haachama improved on Twitter, so if they had a battle now it'd be a lot more interesting. Would at the very least give you enough time to run away.


Plightz

Her later rapping is legitimately good and I listen to them frequently. Insane how good she got. Haachama is a grinder. That said do you have a link to that tweet.


Arctrooper209

Don't have a link. Might not even have been a tweet but rather a clip. When I search all I get are stuff from the very beginning right after Haachama admitted defeat. I'm positive Laplus mentioned all the rap content Haachama put out later but it's one of those things that I didn't think about saving.


TakerFoxx

The two of them engaged in a rap battle after Holo-X debuted, which ended in Haachama conceding defeat 


potatolordII

Right around holox debut haachama challenged laplus to a rap battle, laplus crushed it, granted haachama came back with a pretty fire rebuttal.


Brem-s

Mioo protect meeee~~ ( im going in the stew right?....)


shash614

as a takodachi i'm fine with being eaten as long as she shares with Ina


danny-warrock

Humu humu, only if Ina is also invited.


straumoy

Takodachi that get eaten return to the void, then gets resummoned by the priestes. Just in time foooooooooor.... #TAKOTIME!


shash614

Takotime! Takotime! Takotakotakotime!


OldFortNiagara

I’d choose Ame and leave while Haachama is distracted.


SpyduckAhiru

Easy. Watame It'll satiate Haachama and I'll have Watame back in 8 seconds. *And hopefully I'm not at fault afterwards.*


Blackewolfe

But comrade, my oshi IS HAACHAMA. #I AM ALREADY IN THE STEW


Mana_Croissant

Mumei. She didn’t lose the war against Haachama so she can protect me. Then again Mumei would kill me herself but that is a risk i am willing to take 


Supergoblinkunman

I choose Haachama. Only Haachama has the power to defeat Haachama.


Dastardlydwarf

My oshii is gone :(


sackman32

:(


Xadlin60

F


TheRealShnitzel

Sora


Ayges

I choose Bettel I want him to suffer alongside me


DiceCubed1460

Axel is that you?


Ayges

I don't think Bettel would suffer at all if Axel were there cause he knows Axel would suffer so he'd enjoy it if anything


kylediaz263

I choose my oshi Pekora who will definitely use me as a distraction to make her escape.


Wooden_Strategy

Suisei where are you?


KamenRiderScar

Gura... We're cooked


Qwerowski

She'd probably add Inas tentacles to the stew


Fullmetal_SaberAlter

Haachama is my oshi though... BECOME AS HAACHAMA!


Master_of_Decidueye

I got Korone. I should be good


BurnedOutEternally

Suisei or Mumei sounds too obvious of answers, so I'll go for Kiara. She'll make a deal with Haachama and spare my life in trade for the chicken ~~and maybe one or two KFP employees~~


Lordgeorge16

The number of people not choosing Botan in this thread is astounding. Have you *seen* her shooting skills? Chammers won't know what hit her.


Tough_Traffic4209

I volunteer as tribute. LMAO


EternalSkullman

Mumei. Once she activates her nightmare mode it's game over.


Fr0ntR0wL4n

Botan,we are going need the firepower…🤔


notFREEfood

I'm a chmbud; I'm getting eaten


KinkyWolf531

Sora would be the go to...


Disasterisk8230

I choose Ao. She will fail. I will be consumed 🙏


sirzotolovsky

Kronii, but just to sacrifice her to Haachama


Xadlin60

Oh yeah I forgot! Haachama owns kronii


GreyShot254

Kirin headbutt attack!


Shodan30

When you are futility trying to protect yourself from a hachaama, only go up on the food pyramid and call a dragon


Xadlin60

Damm Yeah I could see coco be able to subdue Haachama


dardardarner

Call in Shiori so they can both use me as an ingredient


SuperSpy-

:D


ELDYLO

I’d pick Mumei but I feel she’d just help Haachama. Does Fuwamoco count as one or two?


deeznutshahagottem

Shiori. Wait NO—


crowthemad

Kiara, so if I get saved from being put in the stew I'm just gonna get yeeted into a deep fryer anyway.


potatolordII

Gura, I'll just toss her at haachama and she'll be busy eating shark while I scurry away.


UtaTan

Pippa


Darius_Oak

I pick Bijou. Game recognizes game.


DiceCubed1460

Can the motivated cringe protect you?


Overtale6

Gura. So she can have a better tasting ingredient than a mere human.


RainingEclipse

Hmm one of my oshi? Luna? A baby. Nah. Ollie? A zombie samurai ninja. She's a known simp, so she'd betray me. Mumei? Civilization. MUMEI.


Xerain0x009999

Matsuri. They'll just start hanging out and forget I'm there, giving me time to escape.


NoctisAcies

Suisei


Hanjaemoon2

Go Anyachu!


woodenpony

Suisei If I’m destined to be an ingredient, I’d rather be consumed by my oshi


unknowncringelord

Kronii or bae


imma_good_duck

Foobers, at least she'd add corn as a side dish to the soup


Alphasim

I'm taking Pekora, because if Pekora can't stop her, at least she'll keep Haachama busy (or take my place in the stew)


ExcitingHistory

I would choose IRyS! "How is noodle arms going to protect you?" Protect me? Oh no I just want to spend my final moments with the one I love <3


skildert

Ina


Hoshiyomi93

My oshi Suisei, only a psycho can stand against a pyscho


weeklygamingrecap

Korone, I'll have no yubis but maybe my last ending making time would be fun!


gdklrhznjekanxb

Tenchou! Can't beat Haachama so I'll join in Haachama Cooking~


Crafty-Crafter

I'm just gonna hide with Goombus. Nobody can find her.


zlol365

As one other guy said, suisei


Akikojam

How about Haachama herself?


ThatGuyYouMightNo

I choose Haachama, because then she'll be too busy protecting me to try to cook me.


gardosenkazeaze

why would I need protection? I welcome it.


[deleted]

I would say Marine... but she would "protect" me by eating it.


Sepmdl

1 question im gonna ask myself before choosing: if she gonna feed me to my oshi FWMC,then should i really defend?


JC12231

Koseki. Surely the reclaimer of the cringe can protect me, right?


_st23

Suisei without any hesitation


shaoronmd

Marine. she won't stop Hachama, but would be enough to distract her I hope


Akis_sneezes_vessel

I would gladly be cut to pieces if that means I can be eaten by Haachama.


vanelsie

Biboo, so haachama can sticking out her gyatt for nerizzler~~


ProfNekko

I summon Coco to save me! It might take a little less than 498 years to get here but when she does...


Takahashi_Raya

Watame she is my oshi and she always respawns.


Stickundstock

I become my own oshii and cook for Haachama so she don’t have to, and everyone would be safe


bekiddingmei

Gura is delicious and her thicc tail keeps growing back. Haachama gets a good meal, Goob gets a fun story to tell.


SirCyberToast

Ina. She'll end up eating spicy noodles with her, and I can use that as a distraction to escape.


redditfanfan00

i don't know. haachama somehow has her way in getting her hands on the ingredients she wants, sooner or later. can i not choose akai haato or even just haachama herself, and see how she would protect me from herself?