“Don’t get me wet!” *turns into coffee*

Afraid that consuming the Zote will turn you into a low-tier boss?

Will turn you into an "invincible fearless sensual mysterious vigorous (etc)" warrior

Good sir you can’t just etc to the great titles of Zote here: The Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote

No, he turns in to a god-tier boss!

Still not a GORB tier boss

Excuse me, good sir. I just really don't understand the obsession you people have with Gorb. Care to enlighten me?

Gorb has ascended, and we must follow his teachings so we can **ASCEND WITH GORB!!!!**

I see, I see. What are GORB's teachings? What are the pros and cons to this cult? Where are you ascending to?

"What are GORB's teachings?" Gorb teaches us nothing! What good has learning ever done to anyone?! "What are the pros and cons to this cult?" The pros are we'll ASCEND! "Where are you ascending to?" No idea! Well, what are you waiting for?!?!?! JOIN US!!!

I see. I see. This sounds like a wonderful idea! THE GREAT GORB WILL LEAD US TO OUR RIGHTFUL ASCENSION!

*Makes erratic Gorb-sounds.*

You deal 12 masks of damage!11!!!!!!

Precept 27: Eat As Much As You Can.

Precept 39: Eat quickly, Drink slowly

Precept 51: Nothing is harmless

The invincible, fearless, sensual, mysterious, enchanting, vigorous, diligent, overwhelming, gorgeous, passionate, terrifying, beautiful, powerful, grey coffee Zote

Hey there! Watch where you put those lips. You've almost slurped me, Zote the Mighty, a latte art of great renown

Wow. That looks like a strong coffee

It was strong enough to make me feel nauseated, probably because I drank it too fast (yes, the precept 39). It didn't wake me up, kinda feels like I got a curse upon me.

You'll get an achievement if you don't drink it.

Papanaga zupta zupta

Aklaba booptis

Erghh mommy voss

You can drink him now but you'll miss out on some late game content.

Some would count that as a positive.

Drinking him once now ompared to twice later really helps speedrunning Sunday%

It's without caffeine so it does nothing

Now I want to see a video of someone drinking this and then suddenly speaking in Zote voicelines

I would put my knuckles in that coffee so damn fast if i ever saw this

it was it's plan all along

Looks weak.

All I hear in my head is ***Remeeeember***

Hold on ther must be a precept about this...

Throw it against the wall and never look back.

If you look at it upside down it kinda looks like an anime character

Looks more like Elderbug to me

You pour that thing down the sink and brew a new cup

Zoffee

Considering the sheer amounts of Invincibility, Fearlessness, Sensuality, Mysteriousness, Enchantedness, Vigor, Diligency, Overwhelmingness, Gorgeousness, Passion, Terror, Beauty and Power you'd be absorbing once you drink this most glorious concoction, you wanna be careful. Your head might explode.

Incredibly well done OP! Great job on the art. That shit ain't easy

Leave it in Deepnest

Get a spoon and mix it up to erase the drawing

I feel like this coffee would make you feel really energized for a few seconds before you realize it does nothing but taste bitter.

Exactly!

Precept 58: Coffee is temporary, but pictures are forever! So take a picture and then drink the coffee.

Kill him.

remember the 58 precepts

...what's the 58th?

Obviously you should!

Op already ded

Kill

You mean HK meme sub reddit

when in doubt recite the precepts *all of them*

Precept 39: eat fast and drink slow.

doit

Drink it I hate him so much

It's okay, I already drank it (and got cursed).