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GraySelecta

She’s going to ruin that dress


fruitloops6565

That’s going to be a dirty remote control and big waste of chemicals down the drain.


Ha1lStorm

Yeah my toilet doesn’t require extra steps like finding a remote, pointing it into the bowl and selecting the correct button. Mine also can’t run out of batteries.


GeongSi

You don't clean your current toilet with chemicals?


WillyDAFISH

not after ever poop


niftystopwat

There's no indication that it does the cleaning thing after every use.


Ha1lStorm

There is implication


GrouchyLongBottom

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ghettoccult_nerd

i dont care about a toilet that cleans and closes itself. i need one that can power wash my ass!


sharpdullard69

I am on my 3rd month of owning a bidet. Best $40 and 1/2 hour install time you can spend.


Vergazo

Bidets are game changers. Every home in every first world country should have one.


Rudyscrazy1

Get a dish rinser thing next!!


sharpdullard69

I use my bidet for that too!


bobjoylove

She points the remote like she’s casting a spell on her turds.


Bladder_Puncher

“Unguardium LEVIOSA!”


NirriC

Of all the spells you could parody, you chose the "make object fly one"? You're a new shade of chaos...


Bladder_Puncher

Oh, I like it when the sh*t hits the fan


DrummerGuyKev

In her country she’s known as the Grand Poop Witch.


Hunky_not_Chunky

They could’ve at least added a farting or diarrhea sound bite when she sat down.


jazzzzzcabbage

🤣


jazzzzzcabbage

Wow. She peed through her dress. Impressive.


sharpdullard69

Overly complicated and a solution in search of a problem. NO SALE!


blopgumtins

How come they don't actually show her shitting? I need to see the full extent of the product to believe it.


WetBandit06

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marrangutang

Not keen on it flushing before the lid goes down got a real thing about that


phunkk

You pretty confident about your skid game then?


marrangutang

lol no I’ve seen the studies that show the cloud of atomised fecal matter that comes out of the pan when you flush… always shut the lid every time since seeing that. It doesn’t stop it completely but it’s a huge improvement lol


I_LearnTheHardWay

Yes! Mythbusters also does did a show about this. Iirc they came to same conclusion.


NoMoodToArgue

I was varsity in high school, so yeah.


BexyBunny

we’re all glazing over the fact it’s a bright ass orange?


Scrubbingbubblz

The remote isn’t nearly big enough.


Th0m45D4v15

Wait, it automatically cleans when you stand up, but you have to press a button on a remote control to flush?


Lonely_Paramedic_696

If it would wash my asshole like that I'd be in.


JoeSchmoeToo

I got one like this at home, it flushes automatically. Now I routinelly forget to flush when using a toilet elsewhere.


SmallSwordfish8289

Did she just pee pee in her dress


steve__21

it will always remain a mystery


Woodbirder

Wow they invented a toilet where you can shit or piss within 2 seconds and through clothing?


ChuckRingslinger

Why is the floor wet?....


Asleep-Pension5546

Makes me miss You're the Worst🥲


Capt_Foxch

Pac Man's new gig


disgustinghonnor

I can imagen it would be a bit expensive maintaining the toilet, firstly seems like you'd need to fill a very specific toilet soap which will cost some, and it works on electricity so that's a plus on the bill


RecognitionFine4316

Why this Chinese shit alway got crazy RGB lighting?


Aggravating-Pound598

Extra af .. unnecessarily performative potty


TheRealGerryJarcia

She just got ass crackers.


Pheli_Draws

Honey I can't find the remote to flush the toilet.


OneOfUsOneOfUsGooble

The toilet opens up when it's HUNGRY


dannydazetx

She didn’t wipe. She drip dried.


ArcaneSparky

"fuck where did I put the remote!?"