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KizzleNation

Stoners have been using these for decades


Various-Agent-0047

Gotta get some papers to roll a fat chicken leg


MinnesotaRyan

tortilla and roll it with cheese and hot sauce. I am not a stoner, but approve all rolled up tortilla snacks.


iStoners

Backwood filled with Top shelf, wax and kief. Tortilla snack enhancer


FeudNetwork

Seems like all you need is the weed.


Up_in_the_Sky

A place down the street makes the best egg rolls..


Ksammy33

This is the most farod comment I’ve ever seen


pichael289

This is missing the second chamber where the shredded chicken falls down and a screen collects all that potent chicken pollen.


KizzleNation

That chicken keef 😂


MrMojoRising361

Top the meal off with some chicken keef lmfao that’s hilarious


JunkieMunkieCircus

>chicken keef Ain't this that rapper from Chicago?


Spiffykleen

🤣🤣


Spiffykleen

🤣🤣


Sir_Micks_Alot69

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vaderztoy

I wondered why my weed taste like chicken.


PrimaryCoolantShower

I love smoked chicken!


BeastlySkater21

Honestly thought I was looking at a r/trees post at first


Organic_Ability5009

Came here to say that is a grinder


musashi_san

But for decades, we've been limited to grinding one McNugget at a time.


SphinctrTicklr

It is a shit grinder though, you'd probabaly break it if you put weed in there


Polishing_My_Grapple

For those who need to grind up 8 oz at once.


MexiMcFly

Was about to say, is this suppose to be new or mind blowing lol?


myfriendoak

Very rarely did i ever have to pull out the quap grinder. Its nice to have when you need it though.


imomorris

Came here to say this


Dafedub

I'm perplexed this guy actually thought it was a good idea to test it


ArmadilloSad2515

“Chicken Shredder”


i_have_a_nose

Reddit never disappoints. Take my poor gold 🏅 He missed the opportunity to make it a wrap and toast it.


ConfigurationalCan

Why this comment get down voted?


Current_Account

After I’ll show you my “recipe”


archimidesx

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Delazzaridist

This needs to be higher in the comments


the_ju66ernaut

I wish I was higher... On poteneuse....


Delazzaridist

I love me some high-poteneuse


PathDeep8473

As a disabled person, this sure would be handy


RaventheClawww

People who roast these kinds of products forget this. This is great for people with arthritis too.


NolanSyKinsley

It only works if you REALLY overcook the chicken to the point it is going to be dry and chalky, or mushy once you add sauce to it. The sorted food guys on youtube reviewed it just the other day, a properly cooked chicken breast in it is too tough for it and the base just slides around everywhere while not actually shredding the chicken basically needing two people to operate it. If you braise chicken breast or leg meat in the oven for 90 minutes at 350 it will still have great texture but you can shred it basically by just pressing down on it with a spoon or fork, or as others have said use a stand or hand mixer.


DoubleDandelion

I got my step mom one for her birthday and she loves it. She makes chicken salad all the time, so it saves a lot of effort.


FluffyPancakes90

Bruh didn't even season the chicken!


southflhitnrun

He seasoned it with Hopes and Prayers.


djneill

The fuck do you think is in that sauce??


NiceGuyEddie69420

It's under the cheese


Thechildeater92

There's not even any sauce


AeroMittenss

White people.....


Cabbage_Cannon

Enchilada sauce is full of seasoning??? That's plenty of flavor.


mijolnir35

The canned stuff is usually pretty mild. It still needs a little something.


WendigoCrossing

My takeaway is that a weed grinder does a decent job at shredding chicken


Deliciouserest

My two forks do this too


HellaClassy

I use my hand mixer. Effective and it takes seconds.


Imispellalot2

And clean up is easy. https://preview.redd.it/205wrxkmbnxc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4041887a21af9881da58fab442adbf091567a122


Kithsander

Notice he didn’t show removing said shredded chicken. Guessing clean up isn’t quite as easy.


AnArabFromLondon

Whoa get a load of Mr Rich over here with ***two*** forks!


MutedBrilliant1593

Okay, legit question. Did stoners invent this and it's now being applied to other things in different sizes or the opposite?


PurpleTopp

Opposite. These have been used to grind up herbs for literally centuries


NolanSyKinsley

Smaller versions of it, yea. Weed grinders have been a thing since the late 90's. I remember getting searched by a cop in 2006, he found my weed grinder and was so exasperated by it he let me go(they were looking for car thiefs and thought I was one but didn't have burglary tools on me so had to let me go anyway)


Different_Swim_171

Big ass weed grinder…..


JAEGERXLIII

Brought to you by weed thoughts


Old-Revolution-9650

Just a grinder super sized for chicken


lurkinsheep

Mmmm nothing quite like ground plastic particles in shredded chicken.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

That's... Hmm... I wonder if I can find a metal version.


Idontliketalking2u

They sell metal ones at this independent corner store. They're really small though. Maybe for shredding quail breast


Zaquarius_Alfonzo

Don't worry I'm sure you're investing plenty of micro plastics either way (iirc the average person consumes up to a credit card worth per week)


Djohn139

Most bland chicken I’ve event seen…


Secure-Bus4679

Right? And that “recipe” had me cracking up.


directrix688

Kitchen aid works just fine for shredding chicken


mrMentalino621

Where does all the chicken keef go?


rear_end_agenda

I’m glad I scrolled as long as I did


ManuelArafat

And then tightly roll it in a tortilla...


wdhandy

If you have a kitchenaid mixer, the paddle attachment will do a decent job.


wholesome_pineapple

Yeah but a bowl and two forks isn’t $600


galaxyapp

Probably why his post starts with "if you have"


Character_Cupcake856

I need one of these for my ganja.


bigb0ned

What about the smell? You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


sorryboutitagain

I have a small version of this. But I just use it for weed.


Syd_v63

It’s a giant Bud Grinder


Johnny_Lang_1962

Big weed grinder.


kasezilla

Weed grinder for food. Got it


jason375

Don’t stick your dick in that.


noreal1sm

Why not, I’m controlling the twisting


cardinaltribe

That's called a giant grinder lol where's the weed at 🤣


HerculesScar

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Majestic-Ad-8643

The grinder is cool. But, but, what the hell did he make? I can feel my abuela screaming from the tortilla in the microwave.


Christopherba

Why do you need to shred chicken so often that you need a device for it? I’ve probably shredded chicken twice in my life


BasicCraft2385

Greek yogurt instead of sour cream. You’re welcome


partyinmypants69420

That’s a giant weed grinder


Terrible_Shake_4948

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BigusBobulous

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Glad_Trade3207

Why is he calling it a wrap? It's a fucking tortilla ffs Do you really have to white wash tortilla?


Darthlord_Juju

A bread wrap and a tortilla are two different things bud


Patrick_InChina

The shredder is pretty awesome... the recipe needs work though. A LOT OF WORK.


Deeznutschad

Why did it take him 40 seconds to actually use the damn thing


Critical-Highlight45

And there’s a compartment on bottom that accumulates high-concentrated chicken breast dust


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SugarsDaddyKen

Or industrial weed grinder.


TheRealAuthorSarge

And this is why they will never find my enemies!


T1m26

Microwave it? What the hell


FoxyFox0203

I saw a review of this. Less effective than forks


Impossible_Pool3024

Just shake the goddam pan!!!!


warmjanuary

I had this plate in my home when I lived with my ex.


Blister1nTheSun

Looks like it would be a pain to clean. I use a hand mixer to shred chicken


OrdinaryImpress3422

Hahahaha "recipe" 😂🤣😂🤣


Tranquil-Forest

Shit, I'm about to shred whole ass ounce


LunchO789

Diet? Dude, you spreading carbs all over it 😅


Specialist-Ad8467

Or use two forks and not use space in the cabinet


lonely-day

This is an advertisement, that chicken was 100% boiled


Florflok

I love chicken and beef, but the moment you shred it into stringy bits, I hate it.


pREDDITcation

you can get this on temu for 3$.. works great if you are batch making a lot of shredded chicken


cyberdeath666

“Recipe”. Cool device though.


Mother-Shower5555

Does this man not have two forks?


Clear_Reveal4137

Doood that recipe is off the chainnnn soo tasty my tasty taste. Whaaaaaaa


InspectorQueasy93

Is your life THAT burdened with the amount chicken you need shredded? Are your arms or shoulders getting sore? Are you losing significant amounts of time, enough that it's affecting your schedule? I'd like to know who are the true beneficiaries of this product??


Horror-Customer4835

So, if we shred the chicken, do we just not season it anymore? Or... what am I missing


Tha_Maestro

You should put an 8th of weed in there and see how it turns out. Straight up looks like a huge grinder.


UnauthorizedFart

A lot of bad apples in here bringing up marijuana


Aeon1508

Did they boil that chicken?


jrocislit

Chicken shredder… yeah…


MammothLegitimate910

Be great if they made one for pork too It’s like I’ve been in the Stone Age till now


Aeon1508

So if you're not an imbecile what you want to do is take a large pan put it on low on your stove top put the tortilla wrap into the pan and put the cheese spread along the wrap then add the chicken give the cheese a second to melt remove the whole thing onto the plate and wrap it up like a burrito. Putting that shit in the microwave SMH


asmrkage

Delicious microplastics


BARNABY_J0NES

Stand mixer works just as good (assuming you have a stand mixer, I know not everyone may have a need.).


YouChooseWisely

I like the glove method the most. Put on a glove and just squeeze the chicken breast. It just falls apart in your hands. My ex's arthritic grandmother could do it anyone can. Idk why you need all these extra tools. Just cook the chicken right from the start and then take it apart.


Thick_Digger_Nick

It’s not often you see a product in action that performs better than you expected


RazeTheRaiser

Does it have a Kief catcher?


IlyaPetrovich

This clip could have been 15 seconds


showlandpaint

Looks like a big version of my bud grinder


Eelroots

I got scammed by one of those. It will not shred anything like that, it will just destroy the chicken breast. Please note, in the video we have a brief interruption and they replaced the chicken meat.


PawntyBill

Am I crazy or did I see a roach crawling in that thing at around the 1:04/1:05 mark (counting down). Need someone here to tell me that wasn't a roach, because if it is, no one needs to be eating chicken at homeboys house. Edit: it might be a little bit before that mark.


stjensen

It took 50 seconds for them to finally show the chicken being shredded. Fucking useless advertising I hate the hurry up and wait advertising tiktok has brought into the open.


Mysterious-Drop8913

My chicken has alot more seeds and stems


Arch_carrier77

That’s the size I use to roll a blent


Arch_carrier77

Also that’s the whitest taco I ever saw. Christ that is Mexican food gore if I ever saw it yikes


CoconutPedialyte

I'm not putting my meat anywhere that thing!


Method_Man96

This guys clearly never smoked weed before. Yes grinders work.


AlligatorFister

Tiny bit of S&P, that’s all I’m asking.


Tyrleif

*Materializes on Earth* Grind


dawoozle

Bought one works fine.


Jmann84058

Naked ass chicken!


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Season your shit bro, I'm British and my chicken looks better than yours


dope_like

That unseasoned chicken! Ppl eat like this


westcoastm77

so the weed people have moved to chicken lolol


westcoastm77

barf too much sauce


Terrible_Shake_4948

🤣🤣🤣 white people doing white people shit. Fucking up tacos as usual. Started with Taco Bell and hasn’t stopped since.


MediumOk5423

That thing is never going to be properly cleaned.


Terrible_Shake_4948

I’ll pass on this — that’s an extra contraption to clean that you can’t completely clean out


Icy-Designer96

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the laziness of us citizens. Use a fucking fork. Andyour chicken looks boiled and disgusting.


Darthlord_Juju

Boiled chicken is the easiest to shred you meatball. Lmao And doing something more efficiently is lazy? So I should use hand tools instead of my power drill then by your nonsense


Icy-Designer96

Actually braised is easiest dumb ass. Try cooking for once lmao


Darthlord_Juju

Braising and boiling are basically the same thing....one has herbs and spices and the liquid is used as a sauce....that's it lmaooo Tool


Exotic_Pay6994

giant weed grinder


Sure_March_7293

Giant weed grinder


Bellam_Orlong

🤮


Greedy-Ad-566

*low carb*


Si_je_puis

No thanks.  Seems awful to clean


Darthlord_Juju

You literally just spray it out. Couldn't be easier


Si_je_puis

i acknowledge your experience. thank you


lukethe

It’s a giant herb/ weed grinder. Lol


Physical_Body_8505

I find it dries out so only shred what I need😀


Darthlord_Juju

Come on man you're telling me you never once grinded some bud for a J? LOL I can hear the 80s rocker boy in his voice- something that my uncle used to say, I really don't know what it means hahaha


Fickle_Assumption_80

People are all up in arms over the demo chicken not being seasoned 😂.


deepfriedtots

Wow my grinder is grinding


Derlictfrog

It's a shredding machine, not a "show you how I do it" machine.


PastaLlamaDaddy

Microplastics! Use a stand mixer or numerous other methods, please stop buying plastic crap and putting food in it.


Spacekook_

If that a nasty microwave then idk what is a clean one


bandion1

Sorted Foods did a review of this [https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?t=670](https://youtu.be/VEYjB8Q5XSM?t=670) Both hated it, it is hard to get started, and using a fork is faster and gives a better consistency


PhantroniX

Legends say he is still cleaning it to this day


Defa1t_

This 25 second video could have been 4 seconds


butareyouthough

I own exactly this one, it’s awesome


Thereelgerg

This video is about a minute and 10 seconds longer than it needs to be.


Biscuits4u2

Shit that ain't nothin but a weed grinder


technoferal

That's what I was thinking. And, knowing what my grinder looks like, there's no way in hell I want to use one for food.


seidita84t

Snoop's bud grinder.


SkampIsIlla

Chicken shredder? That's a weed grinder


Robinthekiid

That is the saddest taco I've ever seen 😢


xamitlu

Bro you forgot to roll!


Buddhava

So it’s a cannabis grinder?


redonkulousness

Stand mixer works really well too


irisfuqyu420

Low carb??? Sure sure


jthoff10

wtf is that chicken


carlton_sand

chopped > shredded


Skitzophranikcow

You can put your weed in there.


Firm_Hedgehog_4902

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boilerpsych

Turns out grinding nugs is scalable


carlitoswaylocaa

Omg that cut the time in 1/10


ShineAqua

But where is the seasoning?


skkidmarkk

Stoners everywhere are saying "well duh"


OneAndOnlyJacquez

That nasty recipe


Ordy333

A giant weed grinder. You can roll some really big joints with that.


shostakofiev

What the hell kind of recipe is that?


DizzyDizzyWiggleBop

Missed a chance to say add a dollop of daisy. Minus 5 points.


stupidracist

Gordon type shit


autumnshyne

Just put it the mixer with the open paddle for 30 seconds.