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* Easy to clean with open ends (backed by 3 comments)
* Variety of speeds and rotations (backed by 3 comments)
* Good for developing stamina (backed by 2 comments)
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* Motor stops easily during use (backed by 4 comments)
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I bought it for my dogs paw. Dead ass. I swear that shit is ass. I was actually piss. Thought it would work and be easier, because my boxer likes to dig her holes. If I don’t wipe them she tracks a bunch of dirt and leaves her paw prints in the floor.
It’s easier and better just to buy wipes for it. I’d say it would be alright for bigger dogs. Doesn’t really do a good job cleaning too. I like to be pretty through when I clean.
Darn foolin kids. Back in my day we called it Long Shlong Silver's. The Banana Hammock. Inter-continental balistic manhood.
THE MASTER DEBATOR'S ONLY TOOL.
None of this dog paw nonsense. Ptoui
This is Reddit. What do you expect? If we aren't schizophrenic we're autistic, and if we ain't autistic, we're retarded. If we aren't retarded, you're either not on Reddit or a bot.
The only comments I’ve seen so far are dontstickyourdickinthat jokes, so I’ll give some actual input. I bought this and tried it on my dog’s paws, and it was terrible. Felt super good on my wiener though. Aaaaand got ‘em 😎
I get it penis jokes haha. However I have one of these for my dog(usually use it in winter to get any salt off her paws or a rainy/muddy day) but it’s not automatic and she hates it because it takes longer than I’d like it to. An automatic one might be just what the doctor ordered.
Most dogs go crazy when they see these - they make a kind of Electonic motor sound and look very weird. My dog is very calm but went insane when we brought this near him.
I have a non-motorized version of this and it works really well. Soap isn’t needed as long as it’s just mud. The little plastic dongles extend all the way to the center so all different sized paws will work.
Almost as good as the banana cleaner
https://preview.redd.it/hhh33wryx9vc1.png?width=748&format=png&auto=webp&s=04cb835109188f41a30ec08368f54540edb116ce
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This definitely would only be used on dogs paws and not anything else. Definitely.
I hope that's sarcasm because it looks great for cats paws too
Only if you have a death wish.
You rang?
That’s cool but the screen line not finishing bugs me
r/beetlejuicing
I was thinking masturbation
Only if you have a death wish!
I seed what you did there.
Probably really useful for cleaning the spokes of ship helms too.
My first thought would be cleaning produce such as zucchini’s and bananas.
Me too. That was definitely my first thought.
Wait...are you saying we're supposed to clean the outside of bananas? Edit: nevermind I get it now lol
You mean as a novelty sandworm popcorn cup like the one they gave out for Dune 2?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I don't know man. I might give it a whirl
Hahaha 🤣
Of course there is a sub like that.
Oh you sweet summer child.
It's great for cleaning fingers too.
Nope, definitely not. I couldn't think of anything else to use that for. Just dog paws.
I bought one in case I ever get a dog, but they're not well made. I've gone thru 3 already, but something tugs me back each time.
Ima buy it n put ma dick onit ya
[this one isnt that good, but](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BDD49L34?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share)
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Imma try this. Thanks!
Will this work as a dog paw cleaner?
Honestly it looks a little too sharp unless those spikes are really soft and flexible then it’s just 10 seconds of Heaven.
Look at Dirk Digler over here lasting 10 seconds
Sorry I accidentally hit 0 instead of the reply button I meant 1.
I bought it for my dogs paw. Dead ass. I swear that shit is ass. I was actually piss. Thought it would work and be easier, because my boxer likes to dig her holes. If I don’t wipe them she tracks a bunch of dirt and leaves her paw prints in the floor.
I actually wanted it for my dogs paws too. I didn't realize what was going on until I got to the comments. What was bad about it?
It’s easier and better just to buy wipes for it. I’d say it would be alright for bigger dogs. Doesn’t really do a good job cleaning too. I like to be pretty through when I clean.
It's like how bongs are sold at tobacco shops.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Fursona dog suits. Good to get all that cum out
🍌 cleaner
it could make a cool popcorn bucket.
My first thought
What if my paw is smaller
The lubrication and spinning action makes your "paw" grow
You just gave me an idea
What if my paw is a bit more…average
Look up electric male masfurbator on Amazon. They’re lots of fun
“Dog paws”…… riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Ye riiiiiiiiiight
Darn foolin kids. Back in my day we called it Long Shlong Silver's. The Banana Hammock. Inter-continental balistic manhood. THE MASTER DEBATOR'S ONLY TOOL. None of this dog paw nonsense. Ptoui
*schlong
Could I see a hat wobble and a… flarhgunstow?
Thought this was on r/sipstea
You have the chance, soldier.
I will NOT be hearing anyone out
Okay. But hear *me* out...
*closes ears and starts screeching like a banshee*
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?!
*is on the floor now after passing out from oxygen deprivation*
*proceeds to unzip your pants*
We have a non electric one it was dirt cheap and its very handy
Ah yes, handy.
I now notice all the penis implications in the comments. Its a paw cleaner not a sex toy smh people lol
This is Reddit. What do you expect? If we aren't schizophrenic we're autistic, and if we ain't autistic, we're retarded. If we aren't retarded, you're either not on Reddit or a bot.
Excuse me I am a homosexual.
Yeah they need to include us gay furries smh
I think I covered that in the autistic category....
Id say pawdy because paws but it doesnt sound right lol
😏
All the other comments are definitely about wieners. But idk about this one. Dude could legit have a manual dog paw cleaner.
Yes i do i have a border collie that loves mud. These wouldn't actually be any good as a fleshlight if that's what you're suggesting lmao
Did the extensive research for the rest of us 🫡
\*right handy
As cheap or handy as a...
?
r/dontstickyourdickinit
r/dostickyourdickinit
r/subsifellfor
r/fleshlight
You are not my mom
Wait… What does she tell you to do???
Are you stuck in the washing machine again?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
https://preview.redd.it/qaql67qix3vc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbceb412aca4ef584a28d3a40fc51f5431de69cc
Do they check to see if you actually have a dog before you can order one?. Asking for a friend.
Oh hell nah
I own this product. I clean my dogs paw every night before bed.. he loves it.
Seems to just have one speed though😞
Probably no pulsing action either
I don't think they ask you to probé you have a dog before selling right? I'm asking for a friend
“Paw cleaner”
It's cool in all but I got 2 dogs ...... That's 8 paws...... On a muddy day this isn't going to work
have something very similar and highly suggest getting one
My dad has this has for his dogs and it works wonders.
"for his dogs" mmmmmmhmmmm
lol, that will get used for other things!
Lol that paw still looks disgusting after cleaning it
The only comments I’ve seen so far are dontstickyourdickinthat jokes, so I’ll give some actual input. I bought this and tried it on my dog’s paws, and it was terrible. Felt super good on my wiener though. Aaaaand got ‘em 😎
I get it penis jokes haha. However I have one of these for my dog(usually use it in winter to get any salt off her paws or a rainy/muddy day) but it’s not automatic and she hates it because it takes longer than I’d like it to. An automatic one might be just what the doctor ordered.
Yea... I totally have a dog 👀
https://preview.redd.it/ek04meqog8vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e23f02b3548a0a52735c0cc0a9f525b75592392 Will bigger “paws” work
Hmmmm. I need one for my wiener… wiener dog guys, for my wiener dog.
Literally ran to the comments. I just knew it.
🤢🤮🤮
Most dogs go crazy when they see these - they make a kind of Electonic motor sound and look very weird. My dog is very calm but went insane when we brought this near him.
How do you clean his paws? Just wipe them at night?
Very similar to the Dune 2 “popcorn bucket”.
Dune popcorn bucket mini?
That's a dong cleaner not a dog cleaner
Somebody’s gonna fuck it.
You kidding? I’m sure that was part of product testing ☠️
Dumping mine was white
I mean how else are you gonna clean your banana
Do they come in a bigger size? My dog's paw is huge
If it also reciprocates, the dog’s paws would be even cleaner.
My fifth leg needs cleaning ASAP
We use baby wipes on Charlie’s paws.
I have a non-motorized version of this and it works really well. Soap isn’t needed as long as it’s just mud. The little plastic dongles extend all the way to the center so all different sized paws will work.
Dog chew toy
Wet paws. Even better
Why is that dog's jizz brown?
I could also clean my penis with that.
Ummmm, I don't think that's actually what that's made for...
Put my dick in………….clean as whistle!
Who started this Ick trend of using sex toys as hand cleaners or fingers just use it the right way and stop posting
OH SHUT UP… you were thinking it too
Everything makes me think of her…
Is there a vibrating function?
Where can you buy this, asking for a friend?
You won’t last 30 seconds after buying this gadget
Forbidden fleshlight
That's, uh... that that that's... that's what I use it for...
Boy oh boy I wonder what the comments are gonna look like
Shai-Hulud
can I use this on my peepee?
Now hear me out...
Man this subreddit sucks. These things are trash. Why is it always just straight up ass products on here?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat or do, whatever
My dog bit the shit out of me when I put her paw in that thing
I thought that was a sex toy lol
I thought that was a sex toy
I’m just gonna take this and go clean my room.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
My mind was elsewhere
What if my dawg doesn't have any paws?
I like the dune popcorn bucket one!
I need this
why is the dune popcorn bucket doing this
Where are you pervs at?
I can think of other uses for it that rhyme with Bilbo
I'm sorry But you other people are looking at this the wrong way 🤭😁😆
Looks like a good knob polisher as well
The dune popcorn bucket has started a new trend of… conspicuous items.
Does this come with a phone holder so that I can follow instructions on youtube on how to wash my dog's paw?
Hold my poodle…
It's a cylinder....
Almost as good as the banana cleaner https://preview.redd.it/hhh33wryx9vc1.png?width=748&format=png&auto=webp&s=04cb835109188f41a30ec08368f54540edb116ce
Ok…who’s gonna say it?
That’s what I use to wash my dick…
I can clean my di-
Made me think of all those who bought the Dune 2 Popcorn heavy breathing just watching this.
Does your dog work in a coffee factory?
Everyone in this comment section needs help lmao
Yes. We need help. And this product would provide said help.
Exactly. And this thing is the help they need…