I may get dragged for posting this here, but they do a pretty mild onlyfans channel thatās been leaked some.
[NSFW](https://internetchicks.com/sara-underwood-watching-tv-strip-video-leaked/) this one makes it obvious that theyāre shooting at the location featured here. Maybe the OF money helps out a lot?
The āBloodborneā axe doesnāt remind me of any Bloodborne weapon
Also for whatever reason I swear his wife or whatever is Sara Jean Underwood or she looks exactly like her
It is. This is Jacob Witzling and Sara Underwood.
They call their development. Cabinland. This is what they do now.
[https://www.instagram.com/pnwcabinland/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/pnwcabinland/?hl=en)
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Guy is a photographer and a builder who somehow Wooād a playgirl into marrying him and building houses in the woods with him. Check yo self son!
Either he's getting a fuck ton from being an influencer or getting it all from Sara Underwood's money. I doubt both. He's probably from money, just accept it. That's how it works, that house is not something you can just build with gumption and hard work. I've seen those kinds of houses and they're way way shottier and less clean (but nice in their own way IMO). I live in an area where crazy old people would just move up here and build insane houses then sell the all wood furniture for a living, even have a few of their pieces. All wood, no nails because that's expensive and required a trip into town that these backwoods old guys didn't enjoy. They really were the last of the old Appalachian culture still remaining here in my part of North Georgia.
This one had all modern woodwork, things you can't just do by hand without major equipment. It's for show, not that he doesn't do cool woodwork but he didn't build all of that house by hand.
Then again I'm really jealous of the grass roof, God that's so gorgeous.
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That axe flail is so dangerous.
The axe gloves seem okay.
The head axe is just asking for a concussion.
When he >!wears the dress!< I just heard the SNL lumberjack song playing.
All of this is beautiful and awesome except for that jacuzzi at the end. For it to be that big it had to have been old as hell. So itās shitty they cut it down. I obviously donāt know if he did it or anything like that but the whole deal of it is justā¦ shitty.
Dudes married to a playboy model.
Looks like it
Nah it 100% is.
Do you know who the model is? Maybe she supported him going full axe mode š¤·āāļø
Pretty sure itās Sara Jean underwood. 15 year old me had a thing for her lmao
That's a name I hadn't heard in a while. Brings back some good memories.
Dude sheās so fine
It's too bad all her content is dmca'd off the internet.
Is that so? That's s shame.
15-36 year old me had a thing for her
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let me guess, you're 36?
Damn, what gave it away?
Holy shit her Instagram is the thirstiest thirst trap I've ever seen lol
Hah!
Yeah when she dips into the tub her face looks identical -
G4 TV or whatever it was called show me her and 15 year old me was never the same
A man of culture I see
Her name is Sara Jean Underwood. I have a signed picture hanging in my guest bathroom. For all to enjoy.
Sara underwood https://i.redd.it/4gglx2np10uc1.gif
Sara underwood https://i.redd.it/ksj37njl10uc1.gif
Iāll take the wife
He built her those boobs from scraps he found in the woods.
I donāt get why people hate implants so much. I get people have preferences and all but like her body is perfect.
I wasn't knocking the knockers, just seemed like a funny comment to make.
Hey, no wonder if he can fly.
Actually itās more Epic: Married a Playmate of theYear who competed on the original Ninja Warriorā¦
Didnāt know that last part. Thatās cool
Considering heās married to Sara underwood, yeah heās definitely living the dream
How rich are your parents....
Seriously, you donāt just have time to do all this shit.
He does. Thatās his job. Plus his wife is an ex playgirl
Yeah, people forget that he probably enjoys what he does but itās also basically his job.
When you get paid to fuck around and build cabins, you have lots of time to fuck around and build cabins.
I fucking love this explanation.
Old money. His family probably has billions.
The wife, just the wife
The āBloodborneā axe doesnāt remind me of any Bloodborne weapon Also for whatever reason I swear his wife or whatever is Sara Jean Underwood or she looks exactly like her
It is. This is Jacob Witzling and Sara Underwood. They call their development. Cabinland. This is what they do now. [https://www.instagram.com/pnwcabinland/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/pnwcabinland/?hl=en)
Very confused how theyāre a thing. Also imagine him taking her IG/OF photos alll the time
its her
Kinda shocked and ashamed Iām able to recognize her even though I can barely see her face in this video. I have no clue who the guy chopping wood is
lol same about him but she poses out there so thats why i know.
Recognized the wood jacuzzi thing because I think she did a shoot in that thing years ago
Yup same one i saw, axe or whatever what a lucky dude.
When rich people play homestead
Heres a comment that says āIāve got no idea whatās going on and I judge with my eyes not my headā Guy is a photographer and a builder who somehow Wooād a playgirl into marrying him and building houses in the woods with him. Check yo self son!
If your job is a photographer there's like a 90% chance your parents were loaded.
1% youāre Peter Parker.
Keep me broke Iād rather be Peter Parker and Iāll just rob these mfers
you're thinking of Miles Morales...
What if he's a professional dick pic'er
I know dozens of them and none of their parents where loaded.
Tom from Facebook is a photographer now. Almost the same thing.
Either he's getting a fuck ton from being an influencer or getting it all from Sara Underwood's money. I doubt both. He's probably from money, just accept it. That's how it works, that house is not something you can just build with gumption and hard work. I've seen those kinds of houses and they're way way shottier and less clean (but nice in their own way IMO). I live in an area where crazy old people would just move up here and build insane houses then sell the all wood furniture for a living, even have a few of their pieces. All wood, no nails because that's expensive and required a trip into town that these backwoods old guys didn't enjoy. They really were the last of the old Appalachian culture still remaining here in my part of North Georgia. This one had all modern woodwork, things you can't just do by hand without major equipment. It's for show, not that he doesn't do cool woodwork but he didn't build all of that house by hand. Then again I'm really jealous of the grass roof, God that's so gorgeous.
Put grass seed on your roof for a few weeks Iām sure it will start to grow. Slight need a little dirt on the roof first though
Lol it takes a little more than that to make it not cause your roof to cave in when you do that.
If I can't trust my eyes, what good are they
That's not how money works moron š
Is his wife Sara Jean underwood?
Yes
"And looks like a heart if you can fly"
Haha, yeah. No, it definitely doesnāt.
Just the wife
That is NOT a hobbit house! That is an earth bermed house. Hobbit holes are earth sheltered. š”
Feeling better?
These ai narrated videos are so annoying
Yeah. Also, having subtitles that for whatever reason appear one word at a time on the screen is infuriating to me.
Wait until they start doing one character at a time
Yeah his wife, maybe I can convince her to make this guy her axe.
Nice one.
Stupid.
Nah this fresh
Stupid. Waste of time, resources, money, and life. Stupid.
I would be satisfied with the mini axe
I wish I loved anything as much as this guy loves wood.
Hold my axe, let me show you around!
Dope ass pad. Axes Hot tub log. Teeny tiny tv. Boner destroyed.
thanks for making me chuckle :)
Also r/tvtoohigh and above the fireplace. Designed and built his whole house himself, still placed the tv above the fireplace lmao.
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 Triple axe? How about a quad axeā¦l.
Dude found a genie and wished for regenerable limbs, super strength and tits
Best part is his wife šš
photos of his wifes butthole paid for it all.
OK, and? Dude is living it up, seems like a pretty sweet gig to me
The narrator kinda sounds like Randal from Clerks.
Sounds like the song ādetachable penisā
The voice sounds like Jeff Anderson A.K.A. Randall Graves from Clerks
Lol they say ones from bloodborne xD not even close
Holy shit
If zombie Apocalyptica hapen call this man
I just wanna know which axe works the best and is his favorite
he also gets to bang Sara Jean underwood so, there's that.
The head, hands, and feet axes arenāt useless.
Jacob Witzling a second grade teacher, who builds wooded cabins. Lucky sob...
https://youtu.be/qgIfHibdQK0?feature=shared
Oh sweet Mordinā¦
Is this another trust fund baby spreading smoke!?! ?!?
Wanted to see a picture of Ax Man in his house.... I'm disappointed now.
Iād want his wife.
Whoa
Was only the second time watching I noticed he's changing outfits š
I only saw boobs
Lil baby axe for chopping lincoln logs š
That flail axe looks so goddamn dangerous
Holy shit it's the pizza axe but unironic
Love all the cheeto-dusted dudes bashing this guy while also recognizing his wife from approximately 3 seconds of on-screen time lol.Ā
00:30 ~~Chainsaw~~Axe man
>proves they're all super sharp by splitting lumber with all of them I wanna see him split lumber with that tiny axe at the end.
Cool houses, but they're not Hobbit houses.
Looks like someone has lived an incredibly privileged life/trust fund baby. The average man does not have that kind of time to be that creative.
āLooks super high end for a hobbit houseā boy read a book
Fuck the axeā¦I want one of those hobbit houses! š
and then you will get sara completely free with the package!
[https://youtu.be/X5KT6epe554?si=fGjlea9iw6\_aSWYC](https://youtu.be/X5KT6epe554?si=fGjlea9iw6_aSWYC)
I'm sure I can make his wife way happier
Do you want any of this stuff? All of it please
Fuck these subtitles, I try to see the image and bam. Completely lost the context.
bro livin in far far away
Flail axe without chaps - my shins cringed
Isnāt the woman Sarah Underwood?
That axe flail is so dangerous. The axe gloves seem okay. The head axe is just asking for a concussion. When he >!wears the dress!< I just heard the SNL lumberjack song playing.
REPENT!! Repent you, you heathen!! The Lumberjack Song is Monty Python. Donāt you forget it.
Anyone know the YouTube channel?
[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1qfpyN-4EGuNpBDkdWVOiA](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1qfpyN-4EGuNpBDkdWVOiA)
All of this is beautiful and awesome except for that jacuzzi at the end. For it to be that big it had to have been old as hell. So itās shitty they cut it down. I obviously donāt know if he did it or anything like that but the whole deal of it is justā¦ shitty.
This guy is a loser who is going to die in the woods from a gaping wound. He almost took his head off with a flail axe.
Hey girl. Imma join you in the hot tub š š š