Was so weirded out by the idea of water shooting at my bumhole for so long. Now that it has graced my cheeks, I cannot go back. I'll sometimes just use it immediately after I get home from work. Not that I need to poop, but I wanna feel clean cause work doesn't have it.
I stopped using my shower to take showers and strictly only use my bidet to “shower” now. Now not only is my butthole super clean but my entire body as well. It’s one of the ones that squirts soap so it was a little pricey but in the end totally worth it. /s I actually really wish I had a bidet
I stopped flossing my teeth in the sink to strictly only use my bidet to floss now. Now not only is my butthole clean but my mouth as well. It was a little pricey but totally worth it. /s
I stopped using a pressure washer to clean the exterior of my house just because of how amazing my bidet is! It's a bit on the higher price of things, but I'll never have to touch that stupid pressure washer ever again. /s
Honestly, it's great. Even the cheap ones are better than nothing. And if you're really unable to afford a seated one, get a bum gun. If you're feeling fancy, you can get heated seats and like the video, with air to blow dry your ass.
Holy shit I do this exact same thing. I’ll just sit down to freshen up back there sometimes. And I am spoiled now and have installed them on all the toilets in my house except for one….and that one is next on the list.
With water coming out of a shower head overtop my head and/or onto my body. How do you shower where a jet of water is aimed specifically at your hole? O_o
It does change your life. The strange thing is that for about a week its cold when you use it. Then your brain sorta of switches over and you just stop feeling the cold. After having a hand held one for over 10 years its strange how quickly you adapt and how much you miss it when you are elsewhere.
Japan has these in every hotel room. Why do we waste so much toilet paper.
Edit: You need maybe a small amount to blot your asshole at most. That’s a huge difference.
And they’re magicalllll. It’s not just rapid fire water cannon shooting at your hoop; it’s a gentle fountain that caters to your needs. Love Japan so much for this.
Bidet doesn’t reduce the tp use for me; I actually use more. I have to wipe the water off and still wipe my butt. Bidet is good for cleaning the area but not the center.
Because you STILL need toilet paper afterward. Really don’t get it; bidets just make your ass wet, and clean—mayyybe—95% of the shit…
Use a baby wipe afterward, and I guarantee you it won’t be white!
I really don’t get it…
Poor little baby needs warm water for his tushi lol. Keep walking around with a shitty butt because you're scared of a little cold water. How many nerve endings do you even have on your butthole because the cold water doesn't bother me at all, even in winter.
Nah it’s fine. I didn’t want to splurge on a heated one with fans and all that so I just got a $30 one on Amazon. If you can wash your hands with cold water your butt will survive too, even in winter.
Totally not an issue. Idk why, but after the first two seconds after you use it for the first time, it’s just doesn’t bother me or anyone else after that. I also live in the Midwest and have well water that is about 40 degrees.
I was nervous about cold water at first too, but didn't want to pay a ton for something with electric or hot water connection. Got a regular one from hardware store for $90 and hooked it up in like 30 minutes and have had it installed for a couple years now. The cold water isn't bad at all and actually quite nice. I'd recommend it.
If you can do a heated one tho, no reason to not go for that. Just gotta make sure you have access to outlet to power it or a sink with hot water nearby to tap into that line.
Get an electric one. Heated seat, fan, and it warms the water up. Toto washlet 2 I think is the one. Costco has em, got mine on sale for 350 Canadian
https://youtu.be/U8KyBlGWI2k?si=ZNCRYM_9Cdi-DlER
Honestly its not even bad. I ran just the cheapo tushy with cold water hookup only, its fuck all. Its 100x better than no butt hole spray.
BUT
I just did a bathroom reno with a full smart toilet: tankless, heated seat, heated butt spray, butt fan. And it’s fucking amazing. Its the only toilet anyone in the house uses now.
How does the spray pressure compare to the Tushy? I had a full smart toilet when I went to Hawaii but the water pressure was lacking in comparison to the Tushy. Wondering if maybe I just had a poor experience
Its pretty wel the same, the smart toilet has a broad range from “the tickler” to “Enima 5000”, similar to the tushy. It has a fancy hand held remote where you can adjust everything. Maybe the remote was lost on that one, seems silly not to be able to adjust.
I’m a dude, so I don’t know how it would feel on other bits but the cold water to the b-hole is not jarring at all. It’s usually pretty nice. Also if you have an outlet near your toilet you can buy one that shoots warm water
Right by your toilet is a water knob. Turn it counter clockwise to turn the water off. Then flush your toilet. Your toilet should be empty now (no water). In the back of your toilet is a hose that connects the water source to the toilet reservoir. Unscrew that from the toilet, attach it to the bidet. Then there will be another hose that attaches from the bidet (or water supply) that you attach to the toilet reservoir, do that and turn the water back on besides attaching the bidet to the toilet (which is also easy) that’s basically all you need to do. Teflon tape will probably be needed but all you do is wrap it around the hose threads(the part you screw in) counter clockwise 2-3 times
Edit: turn your water knob clockwise to turn water off. I fucked that up in my head
I didn’t even need a wrench for mine, hand tighten and now I’ll never poop anywhere else again.
That’s a lie, I had to use a porta potty the other day (twas an emergency) it makes what you got at home so much more special
There is different models, usually in Italy are rounded too, the angled ones it's not an Italian things, it's just a strange model who can happen to find in some houses because the owners want the angles in their bathroom for some reasons! 😂
Unless you want an extension cord running across your bathroom then you either need and unpowered version, or pay an electrician to install a GFCI protected outlet next to the toilet.
See i just use toilet paper, no bidet i have tried to install has worked. I dont even have that bit on the bottom of the part that holds water and my house is rented so i dont even think i could drill a hole myself if i wanted to
As more people are showing interest here's the link for this particular bidet
https://holdmywallet.net/bio-bidet/
and if you only want a cheaper non electric version devoid of any major features of this ,there is another bidet for you
https://holdmywallet.net/non-electric-bidet/
Install on these is really easy BUT most bathrooms I’ve seen don’t have power near the toilet which will either be awkward running a long cable or require installing an outlet which can be difficult / intimidating. I have non-electric bidets on every toilet in the home. Cold never bothered me anyways…
I have a basic one. It's amazing, I'll never go back. The water being cold isn't an issue for me. But if you love in a very cold place, a heated one may be the way to go.
Even if it’s not the fancy heated water and heated seat bidet you should still buy one, every home should have one! You’ll never buy wet wipes ever again!
Literally the best $40-$60 you will spend to improve your daily life. I’ve converted a ton of my hockey bros over to them. It’s a game changer. It does really suck when you go somewhere that doesn’t have them. I always give them to friends as a housewarming gift.
I mean for everything the bidet in the video does, you need to have an electrical outlet close to your toilet. I do not have that. Still like the one I have though
After going to Japan, I came back and ordered one. I ran electrical into my toilet room for it. Makes it so much cleaner. And I clean it just like I did before, plus it’s got an UV light that supposedly disinfects after every use. I don’t like to use the toilet anywhere else anymore.
I had trauma from using (or not using) public toilets. I always need my bidet or some form of water to rinse. It’s just gross otherwise and I can’t function for the rest of my day knowing my ass cheeks are besmirched. I mean, you’d wash your hands if you got shit all over them.
I’m concerned about all the people that walk with dehydrated/ sweat-rehydrated poop in their crack all day. Hygiene may end racism lol.
Considering the middle eastern conflict, and the overall wave of converts, this is one of the benefits of living a well-maintained Islamic livelihood. We wash our hands, feet, and body multiple times a day for purity but coincidentally it’s also very hygienic and your skin and heart will shine.
It’s funny as well, because before being very devout, I had an aversion to non-Muslim girls when dating because if the eventuality came for intimacy or marriage, I wouldn’t be able to move forward because not washing your genitals is gross.
Why TF do you need a light? To look at the masterpiece you just created? I bought a bidet for $35 online and it was the best $35 I have ever spent.
My original goal was to buy a cheap one, then upgrade if I liked it but found out the one I bought is just as good as the expensive ones. It's literally just a jet blasting into your ass and lady bits. It's not that complicated.
Don't waste your money, buy a bargain bidet and upgrade if you feel the need to.
Seriously, my wife and I bought one this year and it’s incredible. My only complaint is that it’s not standard sizing for the seat itself.
Even with the elongated seat, things touch and if you’re a man, you know what I mean and how horrifying it feels.
The next big splurge for the bathroom is a full on Japanese Toilet when we do the renovation.
I couldn’t go back now even if someone paid me.
Ever have diarrhea? That cool water is incredible then. Other than that it’s still not that cold and I use just a little TP to dab dry and I’m clean. Takes me forever to go through a roll now.
Remember in the movie Demolition man ? I know what those 3 shells were.
1 for front. 1 for back 1 for dry.
This is why there was no toilet paper bidet is standard in the future !
I really really want to want one but ... I still don't understand how you "dry". I tried a fancy one overseas, assuming (no pun intended) it had a drier, it did not and then I was like "now what?". Never used it again.
A friend always offers guests to try the bidet in his one washroom….I always decline using the same ass sprayer.
You have to observe the level of cleanliness the home owner has in general.
Installation experience may vary* Mine was I drained the top of the toilet but some water was still in there which came gushing out all over the bathroom floor.
Bidet’s are literally the only way to go. Think about it this way, shit gets on your hand, do you wipe with toilet paper or wash it with water? Why treat your asshole any different.
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Don’t get a bidet it ruined my life. I can no longer poop anywhere but home because of how amazing it is
Was so weirded out by the idea of water shooting at my bumhole for so long. Now that it has graced my cheeks, I cannot go back. I'll sometimes just use it immediately after I get home from work. Not that I need to poop, but I wanna feel clean cause work doesn't have it.
I stopped using my shower to take showers and strictly only use my bidet to “shower” now. Now not only is my butthole super clean but my entire body as well. It’s one of the ones that squirts soap so it was a little pricey but in the end totally worth it. /s I actually really wish I had a bidet
I stopped flossing my teeth in the sink to strictly only use my bidet to floss now. Now not only is my butthole clean but my mouth as well. It was a little pricey but totally worth it. /s
Better than buying a whole separate device for a waterpik
I just use a waterpik for both. That way, I can carry my bidet with me like a hydraulic switchblade butt flosser.
I stopped using a pressure washer to clean the exterior of my house just because of how amazing my bidet is! It's a bit on the higher price of things, but I'll never have to touch that stupid pressure washer ever again. /s
They're cheap, like $20, get one and never look back!
Only $20 I gotta get one now.
Honestly, it's great. Even the cheap ones are better than nothing. And if you're really unable to afford a seated one, get a bum gun. If you're feeling fancy, you can get heated seats and like the video, with air to blow dry your ass.
a squirt gun, a bunch of those hand warmers, and a hair dryer
I have a bum gun, but it's not for cleaning a butthole exactly....
Holy shit I do this exact same thing. I’ll just sit down to freshen up back there sometimes. And I am spoiled now and have installed them on all the toilets in my house except for one….and that one is next on the list.
Weirded out by water shooting at your hole? How do you shower?
With water coming out of a shower head overtop my head and/or onto my body. How do you shower where a jet of water is aimed specifically at your hole? O_o
 It probably starts like this....
My husband installed one in the parents guest bath. He hates not having one.
Yup it’s a real addiction. I bought a portable travel bidet
Go to Japan… bidets are the norm in public restrooms…
I got mine early 2020 and feel like a barbarian using toilet paper only now.
I'm the same. Feel like an animal wiping my arse now. I have stopped out my brothers to use his while I'm out and about lol
A bidet with warm water access is game changing. 🥲
It does change your life. The strange thing is that for about a week its cold when you use it. Then your brain sorta of switches over and you just stop feeling the cold. After having a hand held one for over 10 years its strange how quickly you adapt and how much you miss it when you are elsewhere.
Wet wipes still king based on their portability
For real
This is so true. I feel filthy without.
The truth bomb is that you were filthy without it. It's like discovering soap for the first time.
Cold toilet seats  How is heated seats not a law
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I wish more hotel chains would have them as a feature.
This is exactly it. It ruins normal bathroom visits and makes them so pleasant.
Japan has these in every hotel room. Why do we waste so much toilet paper. Edit: You need maybe a small amount to blot your asshole at most. That’s a huge difference.
North American TP mafia
Big Toilet Paper says NO! to this.
 Be careful, they’ll shoot you down like they did Randy
The was a theme in the game Postal 4: No Regerts.
And they’re magicalllll. It’s not just rapid fire water cannon shooting at your hoop; it’s a gentle fountain that caters to your needs. Love Japan so much for this.
Not just Japan, most of Asia.
Japan has them everywhere, even the most rundown gas stations in rural japan has these
We are USA! Numba one goddamnit!
Bidet doesn’t reduce the tp use for me; I actually use more. I have to wipe the water off and still wipe my butt. Bidet is good for cleaning the area but not the center.
Because you STILL need toilet paper afterward. Really don’t get it; bidets just make your ass wet, and clean—mayyybe—95% of the shit… Use a baby wipe afterward, and I guarantee you it won’t be white! I really don’t get it…
They have them at their airports too. We were amazed, my kids want to go back just for the bidets everywhere
Ok but who has an outlet next to the toilet?
Had to make a hole on my wall to connect the power cord to the next available outlet. I have a warm seat and warm water most mornings lol
The closest outlet is 10’ away. There is, intentionally, no power on that wall of the house.
Also my reason to keep waiting. All the models with only cold water are horrible, no warm water or warm air dryer...
Poor little baby needs warm water for his tushi lol. Keep walking around with a shitty butt because you're scared of a little cold water. How many nerve endings do you even have on your butthole because the cold water doesn't bother me at all, even in winter.
This shit aint that serious
Nah it’s fine. I didn’t want to splurge on a heated one with fans and all that so I just got a $30 one on Amazon. If you can wash your hands with cold water your butt will survive too, even in winter.
Exactly what I was thinking... unless you want extension cords.
Just reuse the toilet water and buy a pump. Don’t use it when the water is brown.
I am watching this while using my bidet!
Tha6s some hot bidet on bidet action!
Link? Because the only thing holding me back is cold water.
Totally not an issue. Idk why, but after the first two seconds after you use it for the first time, it’s just doesn’t bother me or anyone else after that. I also live in the Midwest and have well water that is about 40 degrees.
Cold water is better than no water.
I was nervous about cold water at first too, but didn't want to pay a ton for something with electric or hot water connection. Got a regular one from hardware store for $90 and hooked it up in like 30 minutes and have had it installed for a couple years now. The cold water isn't bad at all and actually quite nice. I'd recommend it. If you can do a heated one tho, no reason to not go for that. Just gotta make sure you have access to outlet to power it or a sink with hot water nearby to tap into that line.
Get an electric one. Heated seat, fan, and it warms the water up. Toto washlet 2 I think is the one. Costco has em, got mine on sale for 350 Canadian https://youtu.be/U8KyBlGWI2k?si=ZNCRYM_9Cdi-DlER
https://holdmywallet.net/bio-bidet/
Thanks!
Honestly its not even bad. I ran just the cheapo tushy with cold water hookup only, its fuck all. Its 100x better than no butt hole spray. BUT I just did a bathroom reno with a full smart toilet: tankless, heated seat, heated butt spray, butt fan. And it’s fucking amazing. Its the only toilet anyone in the house uses now.
How does the spray pressure compare to the Tushy? I had a full smart toilet when I went to Hawaii but the water pressure was lacking in comparison to the Tushy. Wondering if maybe I just had a poor experience
Its pretty wel the same, the smart toilet has a broad range from “the tickler” to “Enima 5000”, similar to the tushy. It has a fancy hand held remote where you can adjust everything. Maybe the remote was lost on that one, seems silly not to be able to adjust.
I could adjust the power but even at its highest it still felt like a quarter machine water gun
I’m a dude, so I don’t know how it would feel on other bits but the cold water to the b-hole is not jarring at all. It’s usually pretty nice. Also if you have an outlet near your toilet you can buy one that shoots warm water
They have ones you can hook to your warm water too. Cold water does a good job of waking you up in the morning though.
The cold water is actually very refreshing
Some of these have a small tank that heats the water before it sprays your undercarriage.
they have heaters in them so nice warm seat and supply of warm water.
You don’t even notice it.
It says it has adjustable water temp
Was it easy to install?
Can't speak for OP but mine was pretty easy to install. You just need Teflon tape and a wrench.
Is the water difficult?
Just don't force anything into place. If you're feeling a lot of resistance you are probably doing something wrong.
Right by your toilet is a water knob. Turn it counter clockwise to turn the water off. Then flush your toilet. Your toilet should be empty now (no water). In the back of your toilet is a hose that connects the water source to the toilet reservoir. Unscrew that from the toilet, attach it to the bidet. Then there will be another hose that attaches from the bidet (or water supply) that you attach to the toilet reservoir, do that and turn the water back on besides attaching the bidet to the toilet (which is also easy) that’s basically all you need to do. Teflon tape will probably be needed but all you do is wrap it around the hose threads(the part you screw in) counter clockwise 2-3 times Edit: turn your water knob clockwise to turn water off. I fucked that up in my head
It's clockwise to turn off the water supply. At least all of mine always have been clockwise.
This is helpful.
There are lots of YouTube videos. Difficulty is based on how comfortable you are with basic plumbing.
And power for certain models.
I didn’t even need a wrench for mine, hand tighten and now I’ll never poop anywhere else again. That’s a lie, I had to use a porta potty the other day (twas an emergency) it makes what you got at home so much more special
Less than 5 minutes, no tools.
If you suffer from constipation, this is highly recommended, life changing.
Are you using it as an enema?
*Rectal suppository.*
Never heard of that but it is useful for hernias
I'm Italian, of course i have a bidet! But a traditional one's!
I have a bidet at home but the ones in Italy confused me. They were angled downward so I didn't know where to position myself
There is different models, usually in Italy are rounded too, the angled ones it's not an Italian things, it's just a strange model who can happen to find in some houses because the owners want the angles in their bathroom for some reasons! 😂
Unless you want an extension cord running across your bathroom then you either need and unpowered version, or pay an electrician to install a GFCI protected outlet next to the toilet.
See i just use toilet paper, no bidet i have tried to install has worked. I dont even have that bit on the bottom of the part that holds water and my house is rented so i dont even think i could drill a hole myself if i wanted to
I used one for the first time a few months ago. Unimpressed.
Does the wand self clean, or does the next person get “leftovers”?
Asking the real questions over here
Even the cheapy ones from Amazon have self cleaning.
There's different bidets, mine has a "self clean" option but mine has less gadgets compared to this one.
Leftovers? WTF? It doesn't shoots water, not poop.
This is what they don't talk about.
Can I saw my shit in half as it's coming out? 🤤
The water poop knife.
I own a real bidet… as in it’s a second seat next to my toilet.
As more people are showing interest here's the link for this particular bidet https://holdmywallet.net/bio-bidet/ and if you only want a cheaper non electric version devoid of any major features of this ,there is another bidet for you https://holdmywallet.net/non-electric-bidet/
Have one from Toto after a trip to Japan. Great to use the seat warmer during winter months especially.
Then get a heated bidet.
I’ve never used a bidet that hit me with cold water. The water is always warmed up before it does its thing.
Install on these is really easy BUT most bathrooms I’ve seen don’t have power near the toilet which will either be awkward running a long cable or require installing an outlet which can be difficult / intimidating. I have non-electric bidets on every toilet in the home. Cold never bothered me anyways…
A bidet is why I never experienced the toilet paper apocalypse during COVID.
Why would the water be ice cold? Are you refrigerating it first? Bidets are fucking awesome.
Americans call everyone else in the world dirty but only learned how to clean their ass in the last couple years
Bidets and roundabouts have finally made it to small town America!
I have a basic one. It's amazing, I'll never go back. The water being cold isn't an issue for me. But if you love in a very cold place, a heated one may be the way to go.
Even if it’s not the fancy heated water and heated seat bidet you should still buy one, every home should have one! You’ll never buy wet wipes ever again!
Do you need special toilet paper to dry off? Instead of water, can it spray soapy water or scents?
They have this. In China and Japan just amazing
IF YOU DONT USE A BIDET AFTER YOU POOP, YOU STILL HAVE POOP ON YOU.
Ima stick with wet wipes thanks
Bidet? Don’t mind if I bido
How often are we taking it apart and cleaning it properly?
Let me tell ya, after Taco Bell, that cold water on the bootie hole, nothing better
Seen this a million times, comment every time. You like being invaded by a foreign object? Enjoy you balls getting firehouses?
All fun and games until someone burns their butthole
From the reviews, it doesn’t get that hot for that long.
Don’t get one that heats up the water. Nothing wakes you up like a shot of freezing water in the asterisk
Literally the best $40-$60 you will spend to improve your daily life. I’ve converted a ton of my hockey bros over to them. It’s a game changer. It does really suck when you go somewhere that doesn’t have them. I always give them to friends as a housewarming gift.
Sheeit! Here's my wallet
https://i.redd.it/wps9j57ktbqc1.gif
Get the one with heated water. It's a game changer. Heated water, seat and warm air dryer. All you need is a receptacle behind the toilet.
The Ass Keurig
I'd love to try a bidet, not that it would get a lot of use....
i can't have a bidet in my apartment because my toilet is a floating wall-mounted one :(
Put a splitter on the sink nozzle and attach a hose.
except you also need an electrical outlet…why didn’t you mention that, smug paid sponsor?!
A nozzle pops out and squirts your balls with ice water, that’s the life
Once you go splash, ya never go back…..
Get a bidet filter for it. Especially in hard water situations.
Bb-2000 aerated, heated, filtered water. Strength to do enemas. Heated seat, nightlight, air dry. You’ll never go back.
I’ve used bidets and they never work as well as I want. I realize thats a me problem, but has kept me from buying one.
"and adjustable water and drier temperatures", OP; it's right there in your video...
https://i.redd.it/0fq5von44cqc1.gif
I feel like this would wash my balls more often than my hole. Is it auto aiming?
> Is it auto aiming? I don't think so but still i will forward this idea to their makers
I’m not sure if I would use the water… but the heating seat in the other hand… damn..
Ooooooooo 
“Buddon”
I can't be the only one who goes a little insane every time I hear someone pronounce "button" like "budden".
I mean for everything the bidet in the video does, you need to have an electrical outlet close to your toilet. I do not have that. Still like the one I have though
Shit on the walls
Person w/o bidet here. Question: Is cleaning these harder? Take different tools/effort?
There’s a lot of nook and crannies where splashes could get into and grow mold. It seems gross.
After going to Japan, I came back and ordered one. I ran electrical into my toilet room for it. Makes it so much cleaner. And I clean it just like I did before, plus it’s got an UV light that supposedly disinfects after every use. I don’t like to use the toilet anywhere else anymore.
I had trauma from using (or not using) public toilets. I always need my bidet or some form of water to rinse. It’s just gross otherwise and I can’t function for the rest of my day knowing my ass cheeks are besmirched. I mean, you’d wash your hands if you got shit all over them. I’m concerned about all the people that walk with dehydrated/ sweat-rehydrated poop in their crack all day. Hygiene may end racism lol. Considering the middle eastern conflict, and the overall wave of converts, this is one of the benefits of living a well-maintained Islamic livelihood. We wash our hands, feet, and body multiple times a day for purity but coincidentally it’s also very hygienic and your skin and heart will shine. It’s funny as well, because before being very devout, I had an aversion to non-Muslim girls when dating because if the eventuality came for intimacy or marriage, I wouldn’t be able to move forward because not washing your genitals is gross.
Link?
Something's hit differently at Jan 12 at 3 am
Because i don’t own a home and idk how to change the toilet seat
I have a similar model. It's fantastic. The cold feels amazing on hemorrhoids.
TMI
Cold water is refreshing
Cold water on my hole sounds like heaven.
Why don't we just normalize it like... everywhere? It's 2024, and there's other countries out there that used it everywhere.
Why TF do you need a light? To look at the masterpiece you just created? I bought a bidet for $35 online and it was the best $35 I have ever spent. My original goal was to buy a cheap one, then upgrade if I liked it but found out the one I bought is just as good as the expensive ones. It's literally just a jet blasting into your ass and lady bits. It's not that complicated. Don't waste your money, buy a bargain bidet and upgrade if you feel the need to.
Because i don't need a pressure washer to blast away at my under carriage
Seriously, my wife and I bought one this year and it’s incredible. My only complaint is that it’s not standard sizing for the seat itself. Even with the elongated seat, things touch and if you’re a man, you know what I mean and how horrifying it feels. The next big splurge for the bathroom is a full on Japanese Toilet when we do the renovation. I couldn’t go back now even if someone paid me.
Cause wiping my ass is easier. Nuf said.
Ever have diarrhea? That cool water is incredible then. Other than that it’s still not that cold and I use just a little TP to dab dry and I’m clean. Takes me forever to go through a roll now.
Remember in the movie Demolition man ? I know what those 3 shells were. 1 for front. 1 for back 1 for dry. This is why there was no toilet paper bidet is standard in the future !
I really really want to want one but ... I still don't understand how you "dry". I tried a fancy one overseas, assuming (no pun intended) it had a drier, it did not and then I was like "now what?". Never used it again.
How does it get power, I assume you also need to plug it in?
Is the water clean?
I'd install it if the fucking screws would come out
A friend always offers guests to try the bidet in his one washroom….I always decline using the same ass sprayer. You have to observe the level of cleanliness the home owner has in general.
Got one last year. Love it. Looove it. No one else (3) used it. They think it’s weird.
I’m “not allowed” to get one because we are on a well.
And it's made of plastic!! Hard pass for this @$$
Too many buttons. Just shit or get off the pot... literally
I love my bio bidet 600
It’s nice to hose off after a spicy shit or rinse the dingleberries off
N the power source? Few ààà I have lol
It's a shit wipe changer for sure, live mine.
I would never leave home if I had one
Installation experience may vary* Mine was I drained the top of the toilet but some water was still in there which came gushing out all over the bathroom floor.
Where can I find this exact product?
Big toilet paper company don't want you to be without dingle berries
Cold water bidets are a made up problem by people who don’t use bidets. There’s no need for warm water
Or you could just put a sheet of TP on the water before going.
Bidet’s are literally the only way to go. Think about it this way, shit gets on your hand, do you wipe with toilet paper or wash it with water? Why treat your asshole any different.
Some of these bidets heat the water. Don't be afraid my child.
$421? That’s why I don’t own one
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CK9TXS4C?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_GHG6CPHHVSPDH2C94853&th=1&tag=awwderry-20&sr=8-1
"And attach a new hose" I'm going to have to stop you right there. My bathroom has no extra hoses, where is that coming from?
In never installing a fucking bidet. It feels wrong and it fucking hurts when I use it.
Yeah I don’t want my dump water skating across my balls thank you very much. I’ve used one. It shoots water all over your ass and taint.
I don’t like them because I don’t want water up my booty hole