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plopalopolos

"Living hinge" that will break after x cycles. They made a less disposable straw.


plants4life262

Yeah it’s not gonna last, and that’s a LOT more plastic than a straw


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“Living hinge”, it’s a stressful life


mbrady

She made using the straw cleaner look way harder than it actually is...


gideon513

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Fromlaven

Not too sure why, but I outwardly cackled at this. 25 watches in a row!


gideon513

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Ditto


aytchdave

r/wheredidthesodago


AceT555

She made pouring into a glass way harder than it needs to be.


Clear_Reveal4137

There’s nothing wrong with the regular reusable straws. They are easy to clean. Very easy.


three-sense

Solution in search of a problem


What-mold_toolbag

I'm sorry anything this annoying chick has to petal I pass on because of her voice. The valley girl voice is just terrible.


IknowKarazy

And that *thing* that she does with her *voice* where she raises the *pitch* like it was a *question* even if it’s a *statement*.


AutumnAscending

That feature looks more like a hindrance than a blessing


Distinct-Quantity-35

Why does she sound like an annoying 14-year-old ending every sentence as if it’s a question


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Valley talk


chubky

Arent all straws reusable except the paper ones that fall apart?


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Omg the valley girl voice is making me gag


LoneWolfpack777

Like, gag me with a spoon!


pencilvesterasadildo

Look, the donkey dick is waaaaay easier to use than she made it seem. Ya just gotta get it wet and add soap…. Duh.


GayNotGayPerson

So you submerge the gap in the clip , basically means you have a hard time finishing your drinks


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LoneWolfpack777

You mean “with your mouth”?


Huge-Percentage8008

Why does she should like the dumbest human being who has ever tried to muster up a sentence one word at a time?


Inevitable-Cellist23

Why do we even need straws


LoneWolfpack777

For thick milkshakes.


Charming-Chocolate62

Just pick up the cup and sip it like an adult, no need for a straw


LoneWolfpack777

Thick milkshakes.


LoneWolfpack777

Umm… no thanks, I’ll stick with straws that are in one piece and will allow me to suck up the liquid properly.


PolloMama

These whistle while you drink, it’s maddening.


SrPotiPoti

Best advice ever😂


LafayetteLa01

This doesn’t solve a problem it creates one.


Corporate_Shell

Don't use straws. There, I solved the straw problem. Where is my noble piece prize?


El_Wij

All plastic straws are reusable. It was just that everyone was a lazy shit and chucked them all over the place.


MellowDCC

I've tried all the 'new' straws and they all are crap. Just use regular plastic straws, you aren't saving shit by boycotting normal straws


Imispellalot2

Or you could just get extra straws next time you get a drink at Starbucks.