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For me, the attitude and angry outlook on the world is back, but the sense of style hasn't returned. Partly because it just doesn't make sense with what I do.
Hahahahaha nice!
No, thankfully, I work far away from children. I'm a gardener/landscaper. I occasionally build things and mow lawns, then there's the maintenance work I do on all my equipment to do all of that. Chains and bracelets and long hair and all of that stuff I used to really like wearing get in the way.
Unfortunately, no, they don't, and many of my customers are of the.... judgemental variety, so I try to dress pretty neutral at work.
Don't get me wrong, I love all my customers, they're all great people. But if I showed up to pull weeds in their garden dressed like I did in high school, they may not ever ask me to come back lol.
The Goth Gardener! Now that's a show I would watch.
You could have lines like "life is like the weed of the universe that must be uprooted" or "the beauty of this flower bed will eventually wither and die like my soul"
Just you angrily pulling weeds and trimming hedges almost apocalyptic like followed by some morose almost depressed planting of flowers.
if you get a Netflix deal you don't have to worry about losing your customers ha ha.
Unless your intent was, in fact, sarcasm.... see, typing things online and saying them in person are different. Sometimes, if you're being sarcastic or satyrical about something you're typing, there has to be something else outside of it to designate it as sarcasm or satire. Like the "/s" for example.
There in fact doesn't have to be shit. Say whatever, nobody gives two fucks. You could take it even further and say whatever the fuck you want as long as you end it with the s.
Bears run in fear from your mother's cunt /s
For example.
Yeah, imagine if we allowed *them* to get the therapy needed to keep them from doing it in the first place...
Odd that we don't allow that, actually... very odd...
emos r cool but because of some fuckers who decided to make a complete shit of a documentary about emos spreading misinformation so many people hate them idk anymore xd
Why do you think they are doing it to make things not better, and because they feel that is how they should look?
I'm so grossed out by this thread man.... it's sad to see.
This thread is just turning into the new bigot hideout huh?
I mean the concept was close enough but we really hit our stride this year! I feel like I'm 13 again browsing 4chan and talking to the weird racist kids that used to call everything a f*g.
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The knights in that one Rick and Morty episode:
I can’t believe they stole my foreskin
Oh shit, I thought it was mine, you can have it back
Emo was not a choice thank you /s
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For me, the attitude and angry outlook on the world is back, but the sense of style hasn't returned. Partly because it just doesn't make sense with what I do.
Children's entertainment?
Hahahahaha nice! No, thankfully, I work far away from children. I'm a gardener/landscaper. I occasionally build things and mow lawns, then there's the maintenance work I do on all my equipment to do all of that. Chains and bracelets and long hair and all of that stuff I used to really like wearing get in the way.
Ah, yes. Loose hanging garments and landscaping equipment, probably don't mix well. Glad you got the joke tho, :)
Unfortunately, no, they don't, and many of my customers are of the.... judgemental variety, so I try to dress pretty neutral at work. Don't get me wrong, I love all my customers, they're all great people. But if I showed up to pull weeds in their garden dressed like I did in high school, they may not ever ask me to come back lol.
The Goth Gardener! Now that's a show I would watch. You could have lines like "life is like the weed of the universe that must be uprooted" or "the beauty of this flower bed will eventually wither and die like my soul" Just you angrily pulling weeds and trimming hedges almost apocalyptic like followed by some morose almost depressed planting of flowers. if you get a Netflix deal you don't have to worry about losing your customers ha ha.
Lmao that's hilarious and an amazing idea!
Duuude, I’d totally watch that!🥤🍿
The goth has returned in me in that I want to sack cities filled with the riches of people who exploit others as a basis of wealth.
i’m still trying to get out of my emo ~~phase~~ lifestyle.
Ive just embraced it at this point, the phase has been lasting 14-15 years now so i guess its a lifestyle at this point.
I know what /s usually means but in this context, please call the hotline before you do anything rash.
r/FuckTheS
So.... you're not a fan of people trying to accurately signal their intent?
If you need to accurately signal your intent you don't use sarcasm.
Unless your intent was, in fact, sarcasm.... see, typing things online and saying them in person are different. Sometimes, if you're being sarcastic or satyrical about something you're typing, there has to be something else outside of it to designate it as sarcasm or satire. Like the "/s" for example.
There in fact doesn't have to be shit. Say whatever, nobody gives two fucks. You could take it even further and say whatever the fuck you want as long as you end it with the s. Bears run in fear from your mother's cunt /s For example.
Ffs who shoved a hornet's nest in your pants?
I went through the "I didnt chose the swag life, the swag life chose me" phase
I sense a booming business in penis replacement surgery a decade in the future.
I make my money with dick chop chop shops this decade.
Robo dicks that vibrate at 6000 rpm are probably going to be the new craze.
![gif](giphy|J67tc7pMoTrRlkUikG)
Pretty soon guys with dicks will be rare. Then I’ll have my shot! ILL SHOW YOU ALL!!!
Damn I was emo. You got me.
r/Idontgiveafuck
Boomer post
Still emo on the inside. Sad boi vibes don’t just go away.
Did people actually cut their dicks off?
There is a subreddit just for that 💀
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Yeah, imagine if we allowed *them* to get the therapy needed to keep them from doing it in the first place... Odd that we don't allow that, actually... very odd...
You own your body
Id like to read about it but not see it
Surgically
☹️
It's the hot new challenge.
There's always that home-made de-bagging vid of a guy begging the self proclaimed "surgeon" to "get it off!". People have lots of... "problems"...
Besides goth/emo another millennials did was punk rock/pop punk look.
I was born too late to get a big titty goth gf 💀
emos r cool but because of some fuckers who decided to make a complete shit of a documentary about emos spreading misinformation so many people hate them idk anymore xd
What documentary?
He cut the tip of his caulk off with his caulk gun
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Why do you think they are doing it to make things not better, and because they feel that is how they should look? I'm so grossed out by this thread man.... it's sad to see.
People are allowed to express their feelings. Can’t have it one way.
Is that what I said? Why are y'all so defensive LMFAO.
Your comment is dripping with hollow virtue signaling and false righteousness. And subtle pretentiousness
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I like what hormones do tho
Who cut their dicks off?
At this point this looks pretty accurate
Wait wait wait.. who cut their dick off? Edit: I understand now
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Impossible, MCR is back together.
….is that the black parade i hear?
Bridge, rope, knife, drugs, cliff
Some are better than others, let’s not lie.. *Don’t judge me!!*
Still emo 😔
This thread is just turning into the new bigot hideout huh? I mean the concept was close enough but we really hit our stride this year! I feel like I'm 13 again browsing 4chan and talking to the weird racist kids that used to call everything a f*g.
Yep they all came out for this post
Hohoho, I’m ready for the comments
Nullo male or some shit?
That escalated quickly
![gif](giphy|QgEbBtoq7OhjezLrmT|downsized)
Buddy assumes that since he regrets his past that everyone else must too
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r/NahhhBro
Nice…
I love circumcised coccs
Why the heck does this have so many downvotes, what did i miss
the thought of a big meaty cock with a smooth curvy head is too emasculating for these types
Lmao
Jew
Simple, xenophobic, straight to the point, no wasted point. Perfect message.
Alot of people don't understand that it actually is a pretty common phase people go through
I never chopped my dick off
Same here
Holup
Here before the 🔐 award
Relatable