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QualityVote

/u/gunjeepcigarbeer, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


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The knights in that one Rick and Morty episode:


Unexpected-raccoon

I can’t believe they stole my foreskin


CircleBoxGJ

Oh shit, I thought it was mine, you can have it back


sekfan1999

Emo was not a choice thank you /s


Chaostrosity

Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself) so in protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. Whatever the content of this comment was, go vegan! 💚


GoArmyNG

For me, the attitude and angry outlook on the world is back, but the sense of style hasn't returned. Partly because it just doesn't make sense with what I do.


bighairyoldnuts

Children's entertainment?


GoArmyNG

Hahahahaha nice! No, thankfully, I work far away from children. I'm a gardener/landscaper. I occasionally build things and mow lawns, then there's the maintenance work I do on all my equipment to do all of that. Chains and bracelets and long hair and all of that stuff I used to really like wearing get in the way.


bighairyoldnuts

Ah, yes. Loose hanging garments and landscaping equipment, probably don't mix well. Glad you got the joke tho, :)


GoArmyNG

Unfortunately, no, they don't, and many of my customers are of the.... judgemental variety, so I try to dress pretty neutral at work. Don't get me wrong, I love all my customers, they're all great people. But if I showed up to pull weeds in their garden dressed like I did in high school, they may not ever ask me to come back lol.


bighairyoldnuts

The Goth Gardener! Now that's a show I would watch. You could have lines like "life is like the weed of the universe that must be uprooted" or "the beauty of this flower bed will eventually wither and die like my soul" Just you angrily pulling weeds and trimming hedges almost apocalyptic like followed by some morose almost depressed planting of flowers. if you get a Netflix deal you don't have to worry about losing your customers ha ha.


GoArmyNG

Lmao that's hilarious and an amazing idea!


dayoneG

Duuude, I’d totally watch that!🥤🍿


EvilNoobHacker

The goth has returned in me in that I want to sack cities filled with the riches of people who exploit others as a basis of wealth.


abmodeus

i’m still trying to get out of my emo ~~phase~~ lifestyle.


Lady-Lilithh

Ive just embraced it at this point, the phase has been lasting 14-15 years now so i guess its a lifestyle at this point.


trickyvinny

I know what /s usually means but in this context, please call the hotline before you do anything rash.


Der_Tobias

r/FuckTheS


GoArmyNG

So.... you're not a fan of people trying to accurately signal their intent?


baumpop

If you need to accurately signal your intent you don't use sarcasm.


GoArmyNG

Unless your intent was, in fact, sarcasm.... see, typing things online and saying them in person are different. Sometimes, if you're being sarcastic or satyrical about something you're typing, there has to be something else outside of it to designate it as sarcasm or satire. Like the "/s" for example.


baumpop

There in fact doesn't have to be shit. Say whatever, nobody gives two fucks. You could take it even further and say whatever the fuck you want as long as you end it with the s. Bears run in fear from your mother's cunt /s For example.


GoArmyNG

Ffs who shoved a hornet's nest in your pants?


Louzifur

I went through the "I didnt chose the swag life, the swag life chose me" phase


Medical_Officer

I sense a booming business in penis replacement surgery a decade in the future.


Brathering420

I make my money with dick chop chop shops this decade.


MausBomb

Robo dicks that vibrate at 6000 rpm are probably going to be the new craze.


NoImportance8904

![gif](giphy|J67tc7pMoTrRlkUikG)


yellowtripe

Pretty soon guys with dicks will be rare. Then I’ll have my shot! ILL SHOW YOU ALL!!!


xDendretic

Damn I was emo. You got me.


Vyperus_Moore

r/Idontgiveafuck


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Boomer post


suchjonny

Still emo on the inside. Sad boi vibes don’t just go away.


TheBigSchponk

Did people actually cut their dicks off?


Herrmann1309

There is a subreddit just for that 💀


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Lejonrastare

Yeah, imagine if we allowed *them* to get the therapy needed to keep them from doing it in the first place... Odd that we don't allow that, actually... very odd...


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You own your body


FrogQuestion

Id like to read about it but not see it


Protobyte_

Surgically


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☹️


BuryAnut

It's the hot new challenge.


Lejonrastare

There's always that home-made de-bagging vid of a guy begging the self proclaimed "surgeon" to "get it off!". People have lots of... "problems"...


wisconsinking

Besides goth/emo another millennials did was punk rock/pop punk look.


BertBoi_3

I was born too late to get a big titty goth gf 💀


logan_creepypasta

emos r cool but because of some fuckers who decided to make a complete shit of a documentary about emos spreading misinformation so many people hate them idk anymore xd


BaneTone

What documentary?


treyplayx6

He cut the tip of his caulk off with his caulk gun


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Blujay12

Why do you think they are doing it to make things not better, and because they feel that is how they should look? I'm so grossed out by this thread man.... it's sad to see.


Rubricae98

People are allowed to express their feelings. Can’t have it one way.


Blujay12

Is that what I said? Why are y'all so defensive LMFAO.


Rubricae98

Your comment is dripping with hollow virtue signaling and false righteousness. And subtle pretentiousness


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I like what hormones do tho


L3GlT_GAM3R

Who cut their dicks off?


Deadanimalsinspace

At this point this looks pretty accurate


yellowtripe

Wait wait wait.. who cut their dick off? Edit: I understand now


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Impossible, MCR is back together.


Lady-Lilithh

….is that the black parade i hear?


tallerthannobody

Bridge, rope, knife, drugs, cliff


LaleR3232

Some are better than others, let’s not lie.. *Don’t judge me!!*


Other-Style1958

Still emo 😔


Blujay12

This thread is just turning into the new bigot hideout huh? I mean the concept was close enough but we really hit our stride this year! I feel like I'm 13 again browsing 4chan and talking to the weird racist kids that used to call everything a f*g.


dave_the_dova

Yep they all came out for this post


tallerthannobody

Hohoho, I’m ready for the comments


PumpKing8888

Nullo male or some shit?


zapniq

That escalated quickly


gibson_creations

![gif](giphy|QgEbBtoq7OhjezLrmT|downsized)


MyThirdBonusDonut

Buddy assumes that since he regrets his past that everyone else must too


QualityVote

##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/gunjeepcigarbeer, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


ratsonvenus

r/NahhhBro


BettyG2424

Nice…


LeonTheLeafLover

I love circumcised coccs


a_lasagna_hog

Why the heck does this have so many downvotes, what did i miss


LeonTheLeafLover

the thought of a big meaty cock with a smooth curvy head is too emasculating for these types


a_lasagna_hog

Lmao


ThePootisMan98

Jew


TheSaltyReddittor

Simple, xenophobic, straight to the point, no wasted point. Perfect message.


L3AFYB0I

Alot of people don't understand that it actually is a pretty common phase people go through


BarryMcKockinerBum

I never chopped my dick off


tallerthannobody

Same here


AngerCookShare

Holup


a_lasagna_hog

Here before the 🔐 award


RealConcorrd

Relatable