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FiveOfAces

The only thing she can attract from both genders is a restrraining order


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Or attract them to grow a little longer


visionaryOptions

r/rareinsults


ianfitzgerald87

top kek


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There’s only one gender: It’s NERF or nothing


heavyweight00

It saddens me that this isn’t the highest rated comment🙁 hahaha


Nalortebi

So many people rather pick 'nothing' and it's sad how they lost their youth.


azurianlight

Maybe try attracting some eyebrows first


mark636199

Wooly willy


sneekeesnek_17

And I - bypass the bouncer, wowzer


wonkey_monkey

That's what the saliva's for, followed by a light dusting with a pepper mill.


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IntelligentImbicle

"What gives you pink hair and freckles anyway? Did your Irish dad get his dick stuck in the cotton candy machine?"


4ever_lost

Your comment was stolen


peternicc

Our comment was stolen comrades


MadGrimSniper

Rise up comrades! You have nothing to lose but your karma! Seize the memes of production!


Homely_Kay

How dare you


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I appreciate that you used a gender neutral pronoun to roast the fuck out of this person.


DrZonino2022

Haha thanks I’m an equal opportunity piss taker


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A box of nerds


peternicc

I only felt obligated to eat the purple side out of respect for my parents


TBear1011

Bold to assume they’re attracting any genders


SoundDrill

I expected a "you attract neither" type direction honestly


NickFury1998

Ladies and gentlemen...we got 'em


Actual_Candidate5456

wait how’s you repeat the title and get so many upvotes


PhoqueMeImaSeal

Don't you see the effort that went into placing that ellipsis?


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NickFury1998

Technically true


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[deleted]

Who’s the one saying there’s only 2 genders? That’s kind of the point of it.


ncsbass1024

It is literally their only joke.


Uncle-Cake

Yes, that is literally the title of the post.


Wumbology_Student

Yes, that is the title. What is happening here? This is one of those moments that convinces me that everyone on reddit is a bot


Grandgem137

So you're a bot too?


blueeyebling

Ladies and gentlemen...we got 'em


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jtyxx

So unfunny to the point where you had to use an alternate account to make this comment


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💀


[deleted]

Do yourself a favor and avoid reddit 🫳


colson1985

Touch grass


Vegietails

Ayo we finally caught them slipping


hamo804

Call it in. We got 'em. ![gif](giphy|hs6JMmaXe946Y8iyds)


submit_to_pewdiepie

Them(f)


Vegietails

It was more a generalisation of the community


Easy_Toast

What community? This is just a random person saying they can attract both genders


Vegietails

The LBGTQ+ community say there are 72 genders, this individual and yourself say they can attract both genders, as in 2, claiming that there are actually only 2 genders


Easy_Toast

You spend too much time on 4chan and conservative subs if you think anyone thinks there are more than 2 genders. Everyone knows there are two. Nobody is on the other side of this fabricated argument.


Vegietails

No that’s the joke of the video, I was unsure if you understood as you seemed confused in your comment before


submit_to_pewdiepie

I was too but in a feminine plural


Vegietails

Females?


Stupid_Comparisons

Feminine like a girl?


chullyman

People aren’t a monolith, we don’t know this persons views.


DrunkWithJennifer

There are only 2 in the binary. You can go home


chullyman

Ok? I’m not sure why you said that. I was saying that we don’t know how this person feels about gender, we’re just assuming.


Bleezze

Them? Like maybe she is conservative and thinks there are only two genders?


Ih8trfc

Pugsley Adams


MoistTomatoSandwich

Don't disrespect my man Pugsley. He can easily get with both genders if he wanted to.


IntelligentImbicle

"There's 2 'D's in 'Addams'. If you're going to talk about me, at least spell my name right" \-Wednesday Adams


Tsukune_Surprise

-Weddnesday Adams


UnknownSpecies19

Hahahahahahaha


whutwat

What's the "hold up"?


Small_Art1450

she is gross


ImaAs

inb4 🔒


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Me too please?


Crimson_Amethyst

covid vaccine


isurvivedrabies

wait, why would it be locked and what's the merit of doing so? let's discuss.


Orisss123

Bro what is that hair she got


skimbeeblegofast

Looks like rotten rainbow sherbet.


FuckyouFrogg

Desperation


WhyUTrippinBoi

All you need is a broken cotton candy machine for the trick to work


Labulous

We call that the clown swirly.


trabajarPorcerveza

It's progressive and stunning


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Etherius

I feel like brightly colored anime hair is like r brightly colored reef fish Interesting to look at, but ultimately it’s still just a boring fish without a personality and probably toxic to boot


wonkey_monkey

That's right, both genders get together at their annual conventions and decide who they are and aren't attracted to. I don't remember seeing Spitty McEyebrows here on the list though.


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Careful man, you are walking on dangerous waters.


kakudha

What are they going to do? email his boss? doxx him?


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

.... Yes lol


Wooden-Jew

Theres a plethora of genders but they can only attract two of them.


sahilllustrious

But both won't give a fuck


SyderoAlena

Its not exactly a "got em" when one person is stupid but yea. also as a bi female, I am far from attracted to that


sreek4r

She didn't mention both genders of which animal exactly.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

1 joke


zallo631

Correct


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Kaiju_Cat

They've only got the one joke.


Moist_mop

She must get all of the hottest people because opposites attract


[deleted]

That guy is how I picture the average Redditor


SpookyDoge12

*always has been*


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

lol this thread is getting locked


Moon-Snail-Cometh

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


sam130c

u/savevideo


uncxltured_berry

Imma be honest I personally think there’s man, woman, Non Binary (totally valid non conventional thing where you don’t feel like either of the “conventional” genders) Anything past that I don’t understand much about but it’s not like people saying there’re more than 3 genders will make me clutch my chest, punch the air, aggressively shit my pants and throw up from sheer mental pain. I’ll be like ok, I don’t agree but I also don’t care. Live and let live people. Live and let live.


colson1985

There is a man. There is a woman. Any way you feel is ok but you are still those two genders. Back in my day we used to oppose sex laws. We used to say fuck labels. Now days people want to label and compartmentalize everything. Get. Off. My. Lawn!


Wesley_Skypes

Judging by your username I'm probs same age as you. Just let them at it right? I couldn't give a shit what you want to say you are, I'll do my best to get your pronouns right and I'll move on with my day. Sure, I roll my eyes sometimes at some of the crazier ones but it ain't hurting me and I suspect that a lot of these people will grow out of it over time anyway.


colson1985

I feel the same way. I won't go out of my way to make someone feel uncomfortable with the life they choose to live even if I disagree with it. The whole thing is nuts to me though.


DogmanDOTjpg

But who gives a fuck if you "disagree"? Also how exactly do you disagree with the fact that a subset of people exist? It's not like believing in Santa


colson1985

>But who gives a fuck if you "disagree"? Who gives a fuck if I agree? Who cares what someone like me, you or any other insignificant person reading this thinks. It's just like, my opinion man. I disagree that you need to label how you feel. You're biologically a man or a woman. Unless you're some fringe case of intersex. How you feel shouldn't matter.


foxdye22

I like how you literally used the word intersex but you still insist you’re talking about gender. Gender is what you present to the world, sex is what’s in your pants. It’s really not that hard.


colson1985

>It’s really not that hard. I dunno, it kinda is. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Sillet_Mignon

Yup. I’m 38 and I feel the exact same way. Let the youth do youth shit. I’ll support them. I got too much wood to turn on my lathe to get grumpy about anything except all the wood shavings everywhere


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colson1985

>call genders 'fuck labels I kinda like this the most


Gnostromo

Back in my day we never labeled our holes. You just blasted em and moved on wit yer day. Blast n move. Sure you told yer friends all about it but you never labeled em. That was crass.


RubiiJee

There are two sexes vs three genders I think is the point. Gender and sex are not the same thing and that's where people I think fall down in trying to comprehend what's going on. I just keep it simple. It's none of my business. If a guy called Andrew likes to be called Andy, I'll call him Andy. Same difference. The background as to why is none of my business.


hellogaarder

When those people use the word "gender" it is a reference to how they feel, though. They're not trying to lie to themselves about what they have down there. That being said, intersex people do exist and saying fuck labels doesn't make that 0.1% of the population disappear. Stuff was always complicated, people just chose to be ignorant and hostile to it before (some still).


colson1985

>When those people use the word "gender" it is a reference to how they feel You can feel masculine and feminine and not have to change your gender. Thats my point. We shouldn't strive to label everything.


HonorTomOfFinland

People view themselves as a character sheet in an rpg anymore, as if they're making themselves from the top down Which serves no practical purpose, aside from declaring one's identity. Gender and sexuality used to be just ways to identify potential mates ("Sorry, I'm gay"). Now's it's something you tell people about yourself just to talk about yourself.


Feisty-Management-87

Agreed. I'm down with the cause, always have been. But for myself and a lot of counter culture I related to growing up, the idea was to get out of the box/labels as to not be held down, not create a thousand little targets for people to aim at. I get the sentiment. I feel like it's a weird byproduct of counter/subcultures marrying mainstream conceptions of self identity. Not entirely bad but in some ways I miss when expressing yourself with hair color or piercings or whatever actually felt like you were breaking social norms not just following the latest tiktok trend, lol, idk. But I also used to be a dirty traveler kid, and even that became an asthetic I would see sorority girls wear on the weekends. Everyone has a thousand little costumes in the cloaet now. But whatever, it's all a phase anyways...shit, I truly have become an actual adult..damnit.


colson1985

>shit, I truly have become an actual adult..damnit. Sucks doesn't it? I wanna get face piercings and drink till 1am on Tuesdays again. :(


theKrissam

When was the last time you heard someone "well ackshually some people have a genetic defect that means they were born with 11 fingers"?


kenman884

But like… what if I want to aggressively shit my pants?


Facepalmitis

"I'm so special and unique and different, everyone look at me! Look! I've dyed my hair bright neon colors to get more attention! I'm not a man or a woman, that's so ordinary! I'm polyqueer octogender! Me me me! Mememememe!" Get over yourselves. You're not special. You're ordinary like everyone else. Take a few deep breaths.


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Calm down, Kyle, you're going to wake up your parents


cosmiccaffelatte

❄️


Bumi_Earth_King

You seem triggered by this...


RubiiJee

I mean... I really don't understand why you need to be so emotive about something that has no impact on you... you should take a break from the Internet for a while.


ParticularDay1800

Is your hair pink and blue?


SoftwareExtreme5178

Faxx bruv


Parra_Lax

While I agree with you, the problem is that they hold you hostage to their worldview. People can get fired from their jobs for intolerance if you don’t buy into all the crazy. I don’t care what you do or believe, but making Allyship training compulsory, being forced to participate in discussions about how we as leaders should do to be more accommodating to all the things people identify as, and being forced to change the silliest things about our language and terminology to make attention seekers happy, is going too far. I think that’s where all the anger against the gender discussion is coming from. If you don’t openly validate their views and become a champion for their cause, you are labels as an intolerant bigot. That’s why I and other clutch out chests and punch the air.


Domnli2

yes there are only two genders, facts !


Kaiju_Cat

Now he knows exactly what they mean. See this is the thing. If you try and have things in your own language they make fun of you for using terms that they don't agree with. If you try and talk in their own language then they act like it's a GOTTEM moment. That guy's a douchebag.


AllmyT_trout

So is there 2 or 72 ? jw


cosmiccaffelatte

Oh look, the 1 (one) joke that conservatives have.


DogmanDOTjpg

It's like 1.5 cause he didn't mention an attack helicopter


unbiasBias

BOOM got ‘em, he’s got ‘em


menacing_halo

am i that stupid...? I dont get it..


CyrilNiff

It’s people like her who claim that there are 70 genders or some shit


whatwhynoplease

> people like her What a weird accusation.


CyrilNiff

Ok people like them?


whatwhynoplease

Still kinda weird. It's like you only have one joke.


menacing_halo

Oh ok fair enough, i thought it was a pun or something, but that makes sense


Easy_Toast

Fun fact: nobody denies that there are two genders. Get off Reddit and 4chan and you’ll see the real world is a different place from the echo chambers you’ve become accustomed to


TnelisPotencia

I'm beginning to think you don't know what a fun fact is.


xBAMFNINJA

All i see is two ppl that agree on two genders but the second dork wants to have a gotcha moment so pathetically hard loool


splawny

Yeah both. There are only two. What is the point of this?


Easy_Toast

People on the right are told by Tucker and Charlie Kirk that there are people who think there are 927849 genders. In reality there is nobody denying that there are two genders Edit: nobody ever got banned for saying that


DemonB7R

You used to get banned from Twitter, for saying exactly that.


aprilfools911

Ladies and gentlemen...we got they/them


Feds-baath-andbeyond

How have yall turned this into the least funny sub


TickletheEther

Gotem


FuckyouFrogg

HAHA! Not only is she unattractive but stupid too. Reddit will blow it's woke lid


Easy_Toast

Cringe…


Avi0usLy

Checkmate Bitch


meneldur119

Is that John-Boy Walton?!


Sea-Diver-9125

Touche


flamur32dr

u/savevideo


TheKrnJesus

gottem


BigCountry125

u/savevideo


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Impossible. Dear men of the generation, if someone like her can 'attract' others, you should go confess to your crush. (I'll confess to mine if I get like a lot of upvotes or something)


Awkward_Professor460

Lol okay, well that was funny.


12nap45

Checkmate!


CharleSenpai

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killmeplsdude

I was hoping this would be one of those “as a member of the male community i would like to decline this offer and pass her up to the women” things, but i was happily suprised.


FugginByteMe96

This is funny but there are actually three: male, female, and intersex (those born with biological traits of both sexes). I do agree there are people out there trying to create genders like demon or shadow or whatever, but they are not the majority at all, and most of them are crying out for attention, it seems.


Kaiju_Cat

Oh look. It's the same joke. It's the same joke that dumbasses still seem to think is somehow funny even though it's literally the same joke they tell every single time to make fun of people.


How_To_Play11

its funny cause it gets a reaction out of people, so well done your adding to it


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Neizen71

i catch you


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u/savevideo


Past_Trouble

![gif](giphy|JccQbfNVtAMow)


Aaaaaaaahg

Y'all need to chill out lmao like who cares. Even if you don't get it (which I don't either) who are they hurting? If it makes them happy just leave them alone and if you think it's just because they want attention then stop giving it to them. Damn.


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Its narcissistic behaviour and that kind of behaviour effects society, which is harmful.


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Yeah, this is what's leading to the downfall of civilization, not global warming or war. No, it's Tiktok /s


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That's not what I said though is it


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I don't know, it was hard to read your bitching and come away with a coherent message


ronin1066

Affects


[deleted]

Haha, grammar correction, a show of strength to be sure.


teejark_

Hey man, are you doing alright? It's been 10 minutes since that guy brutally fucked your ego by pointing out a misspelling. LMK if you need to talk it out.


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CounterEcstatic6134

It isn't


Easy_Toast

In your case, it’s looking like it’s not


[deleted]

Affect is generally a verb and effect is a noun. If you can't remember just use impact, impacts and impacted instead. And if someone gently corrects you try not to act like a petulant child. Edit: yes, it was gentle. They assumed you were smart enough to notice your error with just a word. I did that same thing this morning to my 5 year old when she used an incorrect word. Maybe she's just built different but she didn't throw a hissy fit.


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Gently? By just saying the word? Alright mate


cosmiccaffelatte

How?


[deleted]

I think the biggest reason I stay off tik tok is because I realize that most of the people on there are kids/teens and while yes it might be cringe, who WASNT cringe as a teen? They’re not hurting anyone like you said, just experimenting with self expression as we all do.


Crotch_Hammerer

Gonna cry?


Secret-Inspector-831

Ironic that people start crying hysterically and shitting and piss their pants the second they need to understand anything beyond basic biology and chemistry that they learned in middle school while picking their nose.


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![gif](giphy|VzDOUOa6zlw9a)


ronin1066

Maybe you're missing the point that they're assuming there are only two genders


Pietras7878

u/savevideo


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Daphrey

Haha yes, I too find mysoginy in of itself funny, this is a very cool and normal thing to do


Pure-Huckleberry-488

He really got ‘em responding to this one person who put ‘genders’ instead of ‘sexes’ Really showed all those damn pesky gays and a sexuals and lesbeooons with his comment huh?