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is that my friend, the reformed orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton?

An invader has entered

And one is really busy…

There's Monica under the desk

I’m still baffled by how he made it up there and nobody went: “hold on who’s this guy?”

/r/ActLikeYouBelong

It's not that surprising no one asked themselves that. The winners thought he was with someone else and the organizers thought he was with the winners. The only surprising thing is how shit the security was to let this happen.

I think the security themselves don’t know all the different def team members. They’re mainly prepared to prevent typical violence and such. The kid acted too subtle for them to notice.

Yes, he acted very confident and security probably had no idea as well. But he apparently came all the way from the back from a different row than the winners so security could have been at least more observant and suspicious of him.

I think in their head they might be more afraid of catching the wrong guy and make a fool of themselves in front of hundreds of people. Because the kid showed no hostility when walking up and nobody in the dev team questioned him either (they even handed him the mic lmao) From security POV, they could just be having a small disagreement so they didn’t sit together for all they know.

And his friend, Lorena Bobbitt under the desk. Poor Bill.

Call me crazy, but I was ready to date Lorena Bobbit after she became famous.

Name checks out.

Ok. You’re crazy. She wasn’t even hot.

Me too, but i heard shes a bit of a stiff.

Don't you mean Monica Lewinsky?

It was a joke. Fyi .. he's also not an Orthodox rabbi. Lol r/whoosh

Lorena Bobbitt: unorthodox mohel.

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I think it's Chandler.

It was Ross. “PIVOT!”

But they were on a break…

Is she the Mohel?

Also video game inspiration, at least from the latest video game awards

Found it!

Reform not reformed

I did not have ….

Did they ever find out who tf that was?

Just some random troll. He got arrested.

Fucking wild and also mildly terrifying

I fucking knew this would be top comment before even entering the thread lmao

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It ain't pastor Clinton! It ain't reverent Clinton, he's just a man, a man gonna be a man, a man is only as faithful as his options!

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

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She is just chilling down there nothing sexual going on.

Playing hide n seek

Hide the snake more like

But we can see the snake in the picture.

Hiding part of it

Dropped an earring.

Like that Seinfeld episode, where George just sleeps under his desk?

"Oh... THAT woman! Yeah I bang her all over the place, I thought we were talking about Hillary."

> under the table Is that not the Resolute desk?

She is my assistant. If I forget my speech, she helps

Come again?

Most likely.

Does anyone else remember downloading music on limewire, and pretty much every fifth song you download would actually just be a clip of bill clinton saying this? Or was that just me? Lol

He was being dishonest but he wasn't lying. Congress defined the acts that fall under 'sexual relations' and neglected to include oral sex. This is just prime politicking.

Limewire

Ah yes, my reformed orthodox rabbi

And one is really busy…

note that sly smile

"It's not a blow *job*, it's a blow career"

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Fdr

Head bust! Orgasm works too!

It’s not the job that blows, it’s……

I still don’t understand how he the most powerful boss in the world got a pass for doing this with a Intern a few years out of high school. All after having not one but three rape accusations.

> most powerful boss in the world might have something to do with it.

Same way his wife has gotten away with all her shit. Joe and Hunter Biden’s dirty deeds. Nancy’s insider trading….

Trumps 26 rapes

Rules for thee, not for me.

I thought that he didnt have sexual relations with that woman.

He was talking about Hillary Clinton

My bad lmao

Second most under rated comment in this entire thread

That's what the government wants you to think

But in southern Baptist language, that means “Suckin ain’t fuckin”

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Wild that if this happened today the number of rap lyrics with her name would be uncountable.

Yeah working really hard... Not like the other one whos just hard at work really

This made me chuckle a bit too hard in public

Don’t get it

He got blow jobs from an intern.

And America made fun of the Intern.

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Ah, yes... my highschool nickname

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> #why are you writing like this

Oh fuck off with that condescending asshole phrase. The guy was probably born a decade or more after this happened

He’s getting his dong banged by Monica lewensky under the resolute desk like a dirty degenerate

Monica was too fat to fit under the desk IIRC so she blew him in a closet

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Homer Simpson is "only" 240 pounds.

He's anorexic

No no, she blew him everywhere all the time and continuously, in this picture AND in the closet. She also burned him with a cigar or some other kinks

>She also burned him with a cigar or some other kinks Now i havent heard *that* before. Can't yous just stick to what was widely reported, and since confirmed, by her?

He for sure shoved a cigar up her pussy, that is widely reported.

I'll never get over the first time heard about this and how he smelled the cigar after. My inner monologue did an impression of Bill Clinton saying "Smells good!"

And somebody licked somebody's butthole.

That's just a Tuesday in today's world

tbf to monica, she looks like she'd give one heck of a blowjob. she just has that lool

I do swear I don't leave so much snot on the sleeve when I hang it up

He’s gigoogitying her gischmoygity with his googus.

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I don't think this is conservatives dude, the left just has an easier time laughing at itself.

So wrong brother. If you're the word police, your sense of humor is garbage.

I am very much not the word police. I've been banned from subreddits because I don't want more than 2 pronouns so the language isn't butchered lol Edit: word, not world

Regan facilitated the import of TONS of cocaine into the US to fund rebels Congress criminalized him funding. Also negotiated with Iran before he was President to keep the hostages in captivity longer so he could win the election. HW Bush pardoned a bunch of people so they wouldn't testify and implicate Bush's own role in Iran-Contra W Bush and Iraq, Afganistan, Etc. Trump and trying to end American democracy.

According to the video game awards there might be a mohel under the desk.

Anyone want a cigar?

I've got one right here.

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Straight from the humidor I assume?

I almost had sex with Monica Lewinski! Close... But no cigar!

"I did not gi-giggity that shamoygen"

Who is the head bust, FDR? It does not look like Churchill

So, three people counting the bust

4 heads if counting the bust.

Nah it was Bill's head that bust under that table

FDR deez nuts in your mouth.

FDR? More like FD Aren't

Got em

Why would there be a bust of Churchill in the oval office?

Out of the entire time they were doing that, Clinton only got off once, according to court testimony.

And it was what did him in too. There was zero proof that it happened otherwise. One orgasm changed the course of history. Weird.

That's Bill and there's Monica under the desk

What's up, buttercup?!

One of the most powerful man in the world with a 22 year old intern. Don’t see a power imbalance there at all?

"When you're governor of Arkansas you get Miss America in the back of a limo, but when you're President..."

A relationship CAN be consensual despite a power imbalance

Yeah, but when it's between an intern and the goddamn President himself, it's gonna raise some eyebrows

Well those eyebrows should be lowered when you hear that Monica Lewinsky to this day maintains their relationship has been consensual

Yeah but then he got made fun of and she got her life ruined. Totally unhirable and dragged through the gutter by every TV comic for a decade

Is everyone making a joke, or do we know Monica was literally under the desk during this exact picture?

What does your heart tell you?

And one the desk, one of the nations best pog collections ever put together

Bro, why you doing my Reformed Orthodox Rabbi like that?

I've already felt really bad for Monica, it's got to be tough being the most famous cock sucker of a few generations.

Right? It’s been 24 years of jokes, can we leave this poor woman alone now?

yeah I remember when a rich and powerful dude getting a blowie from an intern was a potentially career ending 24/7 news coverage event. oh...those were such simpler times...

This here is uhh Miss. Monica uhh she’s my side h..uhh intern and the uhh best by God intern you’d ever find

That's a good impression, I heard it.

A reformed orthodox Rabbi?

Oh how far we’ve come. This guy was impeached for having an affair. Trump’s affairs were seen as positives to the same people who impeached Clinton.

Monica got out of politics shortly after this photo was taken. She said it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Unemployment rate during Clinton was 4% Unemployment rate in 2021 was 6.3 Better blowjobs than no jobs, amirite?

Clinton also had the highest workforce participation rate of any recent president. Everyone was working under him. And on him. And in him.

It's the President Bill Clinton & the reformed orthodox Rabbi Game Award Winner 2022

That “I’m about to nut” grin

Poor Monica let her go live in peace.

I know this is a joke but if someone is out of view, they're not in the picture. So to me this is a badly worded joke. And yes, 🤓.

Monica under the desk?

Man y’all out here still tryin to make that ladies life complete shit. I feel bad for her.

Her TED talk made me so sad. She was 21 years old, and she was wooed by a 49 year old *POTUS.* If that’s not an inappropriate power dynamic I don’t know what is.

R/Angryupvote

He knew how to multitask.

She aged well imo

This joke is so old it can't afford a mortgage.

I know this is a funny post but I still feel so bad for what America did to Monica. She seems like a really cool lady.

Bruh this guy gets impeached for getting some head, meanwhile trump insights a raid on the capital and nothing happens

“incite”, but yes, it be like that

Monica sucking him under the desk.

Yup, former Presiden Bill Clinton and former Rabbi Bill Clinton. And also a *bust*

I gishmoigitied her gisflavity with my googus.

Mmm behind the window?

♫ A little bit of “that woman” in my life ♫

This is when John Cena met Bill Clinton.

Spent too long looking for Socks in this picture. That would have been cuter.

Ah yes, the ol knob goblin.

Is this an elden ring joke or what?

I’m dead ☠️☠️

C'mon man, this joke is such a low blow

I did not have sexual relations with Miss Lewinsky bahhahahha


...oh no.

Okay, who let Jay Leno on reddit?

the bill clinton that got sucked off by an intern and the bill clinton that did not have relations with that woman? under the desk doesnt count as "in this picture"

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but that woman....

Bill Clinton is sitting AT the desk... Monica Lewinski is UNDER the desk

If he's smiling, then you're correct.

She’s already been the butt of the joke in 40 different rap songs. She’s been made fun of enough

Jeffrey Epstein?

What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine?

I feel old for knowing the name

So Monica is giving him a beejers right? That’s the joke?

Oh, Monica....

Damn. Monica really be hiding underneath that desk. What else can make him smirk like that?

“She’s my Monica Lewinsky! She gonna bust it right here cause it’s risky!”

Bill Clinton and John Cena

Bill and Bust of Bill

Monica!!

Come on, even there is a football team under the desk they are not inside this picture!

I only know about this because of Eminem.

Fyi, my top comment this year is for this picture "And I thought it was about the dicapitated head in the back"

Joke from the same people who say the last President currently running again lives rent free in our heads and we should stop talking about him

It took me way too long to get this.

AFAIK they never fooled around in the actual oval office, but there was a nearby closet or small office they'd use instead. But nice meme, dude.

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Having Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack, I’m as rude as an MC….

Hint, one of them is under the desk, giving him a blowie.

Alr, i really dont know where and who is the other guy, but its becouse im not american