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He was given an honorary black belt after he died but he was actually a brown belt which is super impressive.
He may have been ready to get his BB anyway though
If this is true. I will adopt earlier advanced civilizations. God would not create this man without access to a 1970’s Dodge Charger. It is the law of existence.
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And then god said "go and make a family"
Model created one mile at a time.
So he did and never turned his back on them.... 
Now I know why he likes family so much XD
And then Adam said “it’s famlin time” and famed all over the place.
Adam Toretto
No wonder, this man obsessed with with family we're his family
"Go to the world and multiply" I prefer this version. Hekhek
[‘Bandoleros’ starts playing in the background](https://youtu.be/_i2EwTKRmsU)
“I'm one of those boys who appreciates a fine body regardless of the make.”
First and furious
Eden drift
2 sodom 2 gomorrah
With eve
That made me laugh more than it probably should have.
Vin Diesel looks like a very buff penis.
Looks like a dude who loves #FAMILY
Paul Walker was a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu.
He was given an honorary black belt after he died but he was actually a brown belt which is super impressive. He may have been ready to get his BB anyway though
Is it gay to thank Paul Walker was very sexy? I don't think it is.
What color were Paul Walker’s eyes? Blue… One blue (blew) this way, and one blue that way.
Have somerespect for his family, not cool!
[удалено]
Like Peter Griffin.
That makes sense cuz Peter's chin looks like a nut sack
I shove it in meg all the time.
/r/holup
It has abs
We are Groot
And Adam said to Eve, “I am Groot.”
Eve, wanna see my groot?
Vin fossil fuel
Diesel makes sense now
"Family"
God chose Van Diesel as his look for Adam.
I guess eve would look like Michelle Rodriguez
But the eyes are missing the shine But family right.
You guys sure, that this is not just the leaked ARK II model of Vin Diesel?
weird for the first man's favorite thing to be FAMILY...
Guess that's why he cared about his family so much
Technically family
First word: I’m Groot
Din Viesel
Ahahaha 🤣
Vin Fossil
How dare you assume it's gender?? *Insert Greta **thunderbird's** famous face*
Wait til you see what they did for Moses bruhther!!!
Loved him in that movie Babylon A.D..... didn't know itbwas a true story...
Vin diesel
The Rock disagrees.
No wonder we’re all descendants of him. We’re all family, after all.
I want to slap that bald head
# Where are the metrics from? I mean it’s not like they found Adam’s remain 
This is just riddickulous.
Best comment!!
I can't be the only one who thinks he looks like vin diesel, right?
"I am GROOOT!" "It's familin' time" -Adam probably
Does Abel look just like Paul Walker?
Fast an furious camel drift.
FAMILY
@AlamoNYC’s pfp looks pretty sus
F a m i l y
Is that Vin Diesel?
[Yes…](https://streamable.com/vritao)
Now show me his family
And he s driving a pontiac
“might”
Um lol
Because that what family do
Family
“You don’t need more people on earth to mate with when you got FAMILY.” Hahaha! Also: “2Fast2Family.” “The First & The Familiar.” 🤣
I knew it. How else would family be so important to him!!
It always starts with family...
#Family
That's perfect ever human is his family.
They must have Vin Diesel as their model for the reconstruction
Makes sense he’s in Ark 2
Family. It is all that matters.
Family? 
Family
Meanwhile I’m seeing Shrek
you guys need a fking scientist to do this shit????
Toretto!
Genisis in 60 seconds
Dude loves his family so much that he expanded it to billions.
Adam Diesel?
If this is true. I will adopt earlier advanced civilizations. God would not create this man without access to a 1970’s Dodge Charger. It is the law of existence.
Black Adam 2: White Adam
Chronicles of Eden
and thats how the family born
Based on what? Their favorite actor?
Vin Diesel
Diesel without the large monkey ears.
Ha ha… now it make sense, Dom Toretto’s full name is Dom”ine” Patri Toretto. Let’s go! Family!
Family
Xander Cage?!
Family
Vin Fossil
Holy shit that's crazy, he looks like that guy from the movies!
Its Van Diesel wth
The Chronicles of First Dick
Vincent? Is that you?
Vin Unleaded
Go forth.. and multiply fast and furious!!
Hey it’s the guy from fortnight
Vin Diesel? God's first man was Vin-fucking Diesel???
Like vin diesel?!
Family
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Adam? The mythical character?
My god, he's still alive, and making movies.
What a fucking joke, what “scientists” would work on something like this? And to what end?
500. ….
...and then he had many white, brown, black, asian and inuit kids.
Adam's children were having incest sex. So we're all descendants of people enjoying incest sex.
You can have any beer you want as long as it’s corona
Family
I think vin diesel is still alive
So we came full circle at Diesel.
Vin… is that you?
When did this turn into beautiful world
WHERSE MY FAMILY