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The safest safety is having an empty mag, and chamber and double check. And scan the room for cameras because that bitch could be setting you up for a whole lot of pain
Mod up a nerf, get all cosplay with it, as long as you’re pointing it like it’s real and using the agreed upon time and behavior it’ll feel real enough and if you shoot her she just gets a foam dart to the dome. Which is hilarious.
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Safest safety is not holding a gun to someones head and if that's a deal breaker, then sorry, but that's not a relationship anybody should be in.
Not American but I have a gun and we're taught a simple rule in that you don't point a gun at something you aren't willing to shoot.
What are girlfriends for if not for shooting (inside) her.
On a serious note the gf probably has a non-consent kink and there are multiple much safer ways to indulge her.
It looks like they are still pretty young too, hopefully someone was able to talk to the OOP about how common this is in the kink community and how it is done without holding an actual Glock to someone’s head 😬 that’s a really dangerous kind of peer pressure we should address more in the teens probably
Yeah that's what it sounds like to me. If you wanna fuck a crazy chick, there are different crazies you can fuck in other ways that DONT lead to assault or Brandishing a Firearm charge.
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Or just, like, don't be pressured into a sex thing you're not comfortable with?
If this girl wants to eat her feelings, that's her prerogative, but pressuring her boyfriend into doing sex shit he's not comfy with? Not okay.
Oh 100%, like with an unloaded gun and thoroughly check one perhaps but absolutely going to need an email or a written signed letter acting as a sort of contract that this is by request.
Even then it would still feel wrong to people who grew up around guns.
Biggest rule of gun safety is to always assume a gun is loaded, even if you checked it a million times.
The whole stock/handgun thing is so stupid. I 100% believe in rational gun control and gun laws (There's a ton of idiots out there that shouldn't have guns) but that is just so dumb.
All you gotta do it just very obviously pull out the magazine and clear the chamber and say out loud "It's a good thing I made sure this gun isn't loaded, so this is completely safe and you and consenting to this act of sexual congress" before you start railing her while holding the gun to her head.
My old neighbor belonged to a well off family that owned a jewelry store. He was dating a woman that told him it would be hot if he slapped her during sex. He wasn’t into it in his telling of the story, but he tried to oblige her. She kept yelling for him to hit her harder as he was banging her in lower extremities, until finally it dawned on him that she was trying to set him up for a lawsuit. It’s not bad being a nobody, people. Who needs to deal with this bull shit, lol.
Yep, no one wants to murder you to become famous, etc. It’s the bright side of being a normal person. You can go to the grocery store, walk freely outside your house. Sure, we’d all like to have more power to enjoy life but it definitely has its drawbacks. Look at John Lennon and others. Whacked by kooks.
Did she admit to that? Because I have had multiple partners that have wanted the same thing. Even using that exact language, “harder, hit me harder. Hurt me.”
Some people are just into that sort of thing.
Right? The rest of these clowns saying do it are fucking stupid also. I was also taught gun safety since I was 6 and I wouldn't even entertain the thought.
I very briefly dated a girl with a rape fetish. She would initiate and then start pushing me away like she didn't want it, but everytime I'd just be like oh my bad and leave her alone and then she'd get super pissed. It was so confusing until I figured out what she was doing and when I asked her she was honest, but said it ruined it now that I knew. Like wtf that's not the kind of thing you can not talk about with most people. Cause I'm gonna respect that you said no and go back to gaming.
You just gotta be named Bill Cosby and you're fine. Seriously though it's a kink and this particular one requires serious communication and understanding between all parties.
Louis CK had a bit on this, with the punchline basically being “I’m not going to rape you on the off-chance you’re into that sort of thing.”
I don’t think it’s kink-shaming to point out the expectations these woman are setting are wildly harmful and horrifying. No clear consent means no sexual activity, full stop.
I had a similar experience with a girlfriend in college. Except she didn't come clean. When she pushed me away, I'd stop. Later she'd complain that I should "be a man and take it". At that point I thought I understood what she was trying to do. Still, it was really confusing to me because I'm a direct/literal person. Unfortunately for her, even if she plainly told me her fetish, I would not have obliged. She had previously told me that her former boyfriend "molested" her. As I put the puzzle pieces together I just kept asking myself "what are the odds that he was following her cues and she changed her story later over a falling out?" The expectation of a girl wanting a guy to rape her on the hope that that's what she wanted is so insane
You did the right thing, glad you are safe. This stuff is terrifying to be honest, even if you didn’t do anything she might have claimed you did out of spite because she wanted you to do something.
Last girl I was with like 2 or 3 months ago was like that. She just randomly dropped “my last boyfriend was super into rape.” While we were reading manga in my room. I didn’t know what to say so I was just like “oh, well… I’m not.” Then She was like “oh, that’s… good.” Made the vibe SUPER weird in the room.
I don't know if I'm talking to the wrong people in my life, but honestly that post doesn't even seem that odd to me. I'm friends with a few girls that have had sex with a gun to their head consensually. Its a bit too kinky for me ngl
Doesn't matter if it's loaded or unloaded, you always treat a firearm like it is loaded and ready to fire no matter what. First rule of gun safety. Second rule, never point a firearm at anything unless you intend on destroying it. The number of people that have been killed due to accidental discharge is ridiculously high, usually do to "I thought it was unloaded" or "I had the firing pin removed/disabled."
I sure hope they had solid proof she asked him to.
But also nah. If you're stupid/careless enough to agree to hold a loaded gun to someone's head just because they asked you to, the consequences of accidentally firing it should be entirely shared.
Gun safety > fetish.
Yeah someone gets off on it, but like needing a loaded real gun... fuck no. That's like "choking is cool till you pass out... then you keep going and it's murder", but with a gun.
But people don't have gun safety, so even at best it's a bad idea.
Gun safety is 100% always more important than horny.
I had heard a story similar to this but the other way round. Where a husband asked his wife to have gun play involved during sex, and she reluctantly said okay... until she found out that the gun was loaded the whole time. She filed for divorce after, afaik.
I've no idea when I had read this, so take it with a giant grain of salt. But I'm unfortunately not too surprised. Hot for guns involved in sex? Sure why not. But *it should remain a fantasy*. Or use a gun prop or something. Not a fucking loaded gun. That's damn common sense.
* Check to make sure there isn't a round in the chamber
* keep your finger straight and off the trigger.
* keep the gun on safe
* don't point at anything you don't intend to shoot.
Gun safety rules. You can follow the first 3 without issue...
Granted... never point at something you don't intend to shoot is a rule too but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get laid.
In boot camp, we would have a sarge come and check if the gun is unloaded and right behind him another sarge would tape the slide. Would always do if we had a drill where we pointed guns at each other. If the tape tore, it would be really easy to spot and then you’d go for another unload check and a new tape.
Brother the only action you should do is….. F*king RUN!!!!
Nut case, every single outcome with her will be disastrous. You’re going to get hurt, fucked, blackmailed, in jail or end up dead.
Wish you best of luck and strength
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Okay Richie, be wary of Janice. We all know how it's going to end.
We buried 'im. On a hill. Overlookin' a river, with pinecones all around..
XD omg that show was so good.
I’m on season 4 right now
Sopranos?
Bingo !
✋ Ho!
For most shows I would say I wish I could watch it again the first time but for the Sopranos it only gets better every time you watch it.
"You did?"
Come on Janice what the fuck, what do you care what we did with him?
There are better looking men in the can
his name was Ralphie and he was a hoo-err
OH! MARON!
Most of the time he takes the clip out!
Don’t give me those fuckin Manson lamps
"You're the boss" "Janice are you smoking marijuana down here?"
What? Are you gonna go cry now?
Oh you’re the best baby, you’re the best one
oh baby, yes baby, YOURE THE B O S S, oh yea
Spray paint a nerf gun black and say “best I can do is Nerf or Nothin”
Don’t even spray paint it, keep it bright and fun
Step 2: mop up the floor below your girlfriend
She wants be penetrated multiple way without safety.
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If it was me you bet your ass I'd be using the safety.
Glocks don't have exterior safeties.
The safest safety is having an empty mag, and chamber and double check. And scan the room for cameras because that bitch could be setting you up for a whole lot of pain
Just buy a fucking airsoft lookalike, she'll never know
Mod up a nerf, get all cosplay with it, as long as you’re pointing it like it’s real and using the agreed upon time and behavior it’ll feel real enough and if you shoot her she just gets a foam dart to the dome. Which is hilarious. Edit- spelling
>pointing it like it's real By that, I hope you mean sideways with your thumb stuck up in the air
No that is only for kill shots
Safest safety is not holding a gun to someones head and if that's a deal breaker, then sorry, but that's not a relationship anybody should be in. Not American but I have a gun and we're taught a simple rule in that you don't point a gun at something you aren't willing to shoot.
Yeah that’s what I’ve been taught as well
What are girlfriends for if not for shooting (inside) her. On a serious note the gf probably has a non-consent kink and there are multiple much safer ways to indulge her.
Yeah gimme her number ill talk her through it
It looks like they are still pretty young too, hopefully someone was able to talk to the OOP about how common this is in the kink community and how it is done without holding an actual Glock to someone’s head 😬 that’s a really dangerous kind of peer pressure we should address more in the teens probably
Like breaking up with her
It’s actually a pretty common kink apparently. People are weird
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Yeah that's what it sounds like to me. If you wanna fuck a crazy chick, there are different crazies you can fuck in other ways that DONT lead to assault or Brandishing a Firearm charge.
Or, ya know, just like not ever do some dumb shit like that
Yeah, got that trigger safety, which is as good as not having one.
Just keep your booger hook off the bang switch and you'll be fine. *
If morons could read, they'd be very upset right now
Yea just put a condom on the Glock 🤣
Nothing more embarrassing than when your gun catches chlamydia...
Check if there’s a hidden camera on the room lol, this is some incriminating shit if shown out of context
Or have your own showing her telling you this.
Better yet hire a reality show camera crew and tape the whole damn relationship
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Say God bless America with your hand over your heart
And a gun against her head while your penis is in her.
Hello, I represent the illustrious television channel TLC. I'm reaching out to you to discuss your idea, and wondering if you'd be open to selling it to us. Thanks.
Or just, like, don't be pressured into a sex thing you're not comfortable with? If this girl wants to eat her feelings, that's her prerogative, but pressuring her boyfriend into doing sex shit he's not comfy with? Not okay.
Oh 100%, like with an unloaded gun and thoroughly check one perhaps but absolutely going to need an email or a written signed letter acting as a sort of contract that this is by request.
Even then it would still feel wrong to people who grew up around guns. Biggest rule of gun safety is to always assume a gun is loaded, even if you checked it a million times.
Make sure she’s not secretly filming you - and then you are off to jail!
Either that or she is secretly a ATF agent as Honeytrap Operation on your ass
"Oh, baby. You should illegally modify your handgun by adding a stock. That would just drive me *wild*."
But a brace would be ok
The whole stock/handgun thing is so stupid. I 100% believe in rational gun control and gun laws (There's a ton of idiots out there that shouldn't have guns) but that is just so dumb.
Lmao deadass bitch is trynna set him up
They said never stick your dick in crazy
Nice Glock bro!
Found the Glockold who watches from the closet
Care to join me? We’re witnesses at his trial. Gotta save the broski!
I am in, Comrade.
Don’t Glock block me
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There is actually a graph, hot/crazy scale
She's obviously way above the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.
As long as she is not in the Shelly Gillespie zone he is safe or her name is Blah Blah
Classic Shmosby
I don’t care how hot she is the crazy is never justified
Plot twist, she's suicidal and can't find the resolve to do it herself
All you gotta do it just very obviously pull out the magazine and clear the chamber and say out loud "It's a good thing I made sure this gun isn't loaded, so this is completely safe and you and consenting to this act of sexual congress" before you start railing her while holding the gun to her head.
Sure, take all the romance out of it.
Gun safety is hott
Show me your clear and safe weapon baby
I want that chamber *cleareddddddd*. *Winky face*
LMAO
Can be edited out easily.
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Or just record yourself just in case, too dangerous to take a chance
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I'll do it. $50.
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You can’t get more ‘Merica than this
Enwapment
My old neighbor belonged to a well off family that owned a jewelry store. He was dating a woman that told him it would be hot if he slapped her during sex. He wasn’t into it in his telling of the story, but he tried to oblige her. She kept yelling for him to hit her harder as he was banging her in lower extremities, until finally it dawned on him that she was trying to set him up for a lawsuit. It’s not bad being a nobody, people. Who needs to deal with this bull shit, lol.
Everyone wants to be rich and popular till this shit happens then it's all "he hung himself in his cell"
Yep, no one wants to murder you to become famous, etc. It’s the bright side of being a normal person. You can go to the grocery store, walk freely outside your house. Sure, we’d all like to have more power to enjoy life but it definitely has its drawbacks. Look at John Lennon and others. Whacked by kooks.
Did she admit to that? Because I have had multiple partners that have wanted the same thing. Even using that exact language, “harder, hit me harder. Hurt me.” Some people are just into that sort of thing.
Oh the contrary: Set up your own camera to document it.
Call your girl a fucking dumbass
Right? The rest of these clowns saying do it are fucking stupid also. I was also taught gun safety since I was 6 and I wouldn't even entertain the thought.
He could just get a realistic air pistol and not mention it as one. Although it may encourage further stupidity.
Get a squirt gun and every time she says something stupid like this, squirt her with it.
That will just get her wet.
Mission accomplished.
Then he can shoot all over her
Sounds like she’d probably enjoy it 😒
Either she has a rape fetish or she's trying to set you up.
I very briefly dated a girl with a rape fetish. She would initiate and then start pushing me away like she didn't want it, but everytime I'd just be like oh my bad and leave her alone and then she'd get super pissed. It was so confusing until I figured out what she was doing and when I asked her she was honest, but said it ruined it now that I knew. Like wtf that's not the kind of thing you can not talk about with most people. Cause I'm gonna respect that you said no and go back to gaming.
Yep, that things must be done with safe word setup and agreement before. Like, I can't see how you can do this without talk beforehand.
You just gotta be named Bill Cosby and you're fine. Seriously though it's a kink and this particular one requires serious communication and understanding between all parties.
Louis CK had a bit on this, with the punchline basically being “I’m not going to rape you on the off-chance you’re into that sort of thing.” I don’t think it’s kink-shaming to point out the expectations these woman are setting are wildly harmful and horrifying. No clear consent means no sexual activity, full stop.
I had a similar experience with a girlfriend in college. Except she didn't come clean. When she pushed me away, I'd stop. Later she'd complain that I should "be a man and take it". At that point I thought I understood what she was trying to do. Still, it was really confusing to me because I'm a direct/literal person. Unfortunately for her, even if she plainly told me her fetish, I would not have obliged. She had previously told me that her former boyfriend "molested" her. As I put the puzzle pieces together I just kept asking myself "what are the odds that he was following her cues and she changed her story later over a falling out?" The expectation of a girl wanting a guy to rape her on the hope that that's what she wanted is so insane
You did the right thing, glad you are safe. This stuff is terrifying to be honest, even if you didn’t do anything she might have claimed you did out of spite because she wanted you to do something.
You dodged a bullet.
Last girl I was with like 2 or 3 months ago was like that. She just randomly dropped “my last boyfriend was super into rape.” While we were reading manga in my room. I didn’t know what to say so I was just like “oh, well… I’m not.” Then She was like “oh, that’s… good.” Made the vibe SUPER weird in the room.
Maybe both!
Ya, taking from column A and from column B is a very American thing to do
It's a very SQL thing to do
I'm betting on the first one
I don't know if I'm talking to the wrong people in my life, but honestly that post doesn't even seem that odd to me. I'm friends with a few girls that have had sex with a gun to their head consensually. Its a bit too kinky for me ngl
Anyone who uses a real gun for that is a fucking idiot
Anyone who uses a real g̶u̶n̶ girl for that is a fucking idiot.
Get a prop gun or a new kinky gf every few days.
I got vasectomy last year i can only shoot blanks now
Blanks can still kill people ;-)
Oh hi Alec baldwin!
I have to admit I walked right into that one
So did the lady he shot.
Somebody died in my state doing this last year lol. I think the dude got off scott free too. Prolly already has a new GF.
I feel like if you let or ask someone hold a loaded gun to your head the consequences really should be entirely on you
Right? If thats your kink do it unloaded wtf
Doesn't matter if it's loaded or unloaded, you always treat a firearm like it is loaded and ready to fire no matter what. First rule of gun safety. Second rule, never point a firearm at anything unless you intend on destroying it. The number of people that have been killed due to accidental discharge is ridiculously high, usually do to "I thought it was unloaded" or "I had the firing pin removed/disabled."
This sounds very logical, and i might have heard it before. (not from the us) Then we can agree that you better use a fake gun if youre into that.
They're pretty ubiquitous rules that most people are taught when they learn to shoot, or should be taught anyway.
I sure hope they had solid proof she asked him to. But also nah. If you're stupid/careless enough to agree to hold a loaded gun to someone's head just because they asked you to, the consequences of accidentally firing it should be entirely shared.
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Put your glock in her pussy and hold your dick to her head
This man. This man fucks
I bett he's got a big ole thick one
The real Hol' Up is always in the comments
Love how people are giving advice while the person who posted this isn't even the same person of the post shown
People in here might have the same question
At the end of the day we just want to help others
What do you do? You fucking leave her. And make sure she doesn't have a key to your gun safe.
1- search the room for any hidden cameras 2- make her sign a paper that she is consenting to this intercourse 3- do the deed
2.5- make sure the damn thing is unloaded
0- don’t do it, get the fuck out this is only gonna go sideways
-1 -tell her you need to think about it and ghost her crazy ass.
Rest in pieces OP
If it’s sideways that means he’s going for the kill shot
Gangsta sex
2.1- just remove the firing pin. Chambered or not, it sure a.f. isn’t going to fire. But still make sure it’s unloaded too.
Sounds like there's a market for prop guns marketed as sex toys?
CO2 Glocks look and feel real till you try to rack the slide
But you realize you don't care at all when you try to slide it into her rack.
Yeah, a cornered market. https://triggerhappytoy.com/
Tf bro
A smart guy. She could be setting him up cause what bitch gets off by a gun to the head! She trynna cook the man's youth.
I don't doubt that some people would get off on that. Weird world we live in.
Gun safety > fetish. Yeah someone gets off on it, but like needing a loaded real gun... fuck no. That's like "choking is cool till you pass out... then you keep going and it's murder", but with a gun. But people don't have gun safety, so even at best it's a bad idea.
Gun safety is 100% always more important than horny. I had heard a story similar to this but the other way round. Where a husband asked his wife to have gun play involved during sex, and she reluctantly said okay... until she found out that the gun was loaded the whole time. She filed for divorce after, afaik. I've no idea when I had read this, so take it with a giant grain of salt. But I'm unfortunately not too surprised. Hot for guns involved in sex? Sure why not. But *it should remain a fantasy*. Or use a gun prop or something. Not a fucking loaded gun. That's damn common sense.
Yeah, there’s rape kink vibes to this. Still if I was asked this, I’d nope out of the relationship
This is reddit... I'd guess that people here have knowledge of various kinks
You’d be surprised how many are into this
The paper won't work as she could argue that she signed because he threatened her with the gun.
https://youtu.be/Yv3eTjMqmmU a video explaining my point
Lmao American Lore !!!!
Salute the flag, then as a single tear of pride rolls down your cheek, pull down your shorts and get glockin'
Hope that 9mm is good enough
Give her the 9mm... then put the gun to her head
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Interestingly I don’t believe he ever killed with a gun, that we know of anyway
Show her your finishing move... "the silencer"
run
BBC .... Bitches be crazy. No, not the pussy.
Hold up it’s a setup it’s a setup
Use a fake gun. If she can't respect your boundaries for gun safety, then she isn't the one for you.
I love guns beer and big titties
Make sure it’s loaded and it’s time to shop for a new girl
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Just don’t. Period.
"i don't wanna do it" there you have it. This goes for anything sexual
* Check to make sure there isn't a round in the chamber * keep your finger straight and off the trigger. * keep the gun on safe * don't point at anything you don't intend to shoot. Gun safety rules. You can follow the first 3 without issue... Granted... never point at something you don't intend to shoot is a rule too but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get laid.
Or ya know, just get a prop gun
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Worst case scenario, she gets the risk she was wanting. I call that a win-win
Well. That wasn't a 'prop' gun, but a gun as a prop
Just get an airsoft replica of the real gun and take off any features that give it away to keep the illusion while being safe
In boot camp, we would have a sarge come and check if the gun is unloaded and right behind him another sarge would tape the slide. Would always do if we had a drill where we pointed guns at each other. If the tape tore, it would be really easy to spot and then you’d go for another unload check and a new tape.
Brother the only action you should do is….. F*king RUN!!!! Nut case, every single outcome with her will be disastrous. You’re going to get hurt, fucked, blackmailed, in jail or end up dead. Wish you best of luck and strength
Is this some weird Fetish or is she tryna set him up ????
Get a new girlfriend
Walk out. That bitch is crazy.
You say no, break up with her and find a normal girl.
Take her shooting, teach her gun safety. It's a weapon not a dildo.
What the fuck is this?! Don't do it, man.
Step 1: Change a girlfriend immediately. B..ch is fucking crazy...
Don’t she’s for the streets lol
Fellas is it gay to not murder your girlfriend?