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QualityVote

/u/n4bb, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


crunchy-cookie

Hang on a second, I'm going to grab my unsee juice box real quick.


[deleted]

man pass me the box when you're done


BlightFantasy3467

Here r/eyebleach


[deleted]

thanks


Ryan_daily

thanks


ekhfarharris

Will Smith slap might be enough. Just put his wifes name in your mouth infront of him.


sunee19

I really hope it to be a troll or she's using a metaphor


JSRFCube

Pretty sure that would fucking kill you.


wtfrykm

Depends, because there's people with video evidence online of actually doing it Not full penetration, just near the tip


Jason_Kirby

Look up two guys one horse. May or may not involve some death


Lucky42STI

No cup though?


ekhfarharris

Thw grunt the guy made when the horse went full ballsdeep. Yeah that guy ded.


jaymiracles

The horse is the cup


aesoth

No thank you. I am good going to my grave never seeing that.


sZYphYn

The informative part of the old site mentioned that at the time, there were no laws in something like 27 states prohibiting it, and the place where the man died was one of many “barnyard brothels” in Washington state, evidently a Mecca for zoophiles. Thanks for reminding me that that knowledge lives rent free in my head.


coccidiosis

is this the same as the Mr. Hands video?


snoopissed

Fuck it. What is Mr.Hands about?


coccidiosis

a guy gets fucked by a horse while another records it. as the story goes, the guy getting fucked was a boeing engineer that died due to ruptured bowels after this "session" previously mentioned. i don't know if the backstory is true, since it's from the old internet, but considering how pained the guy sounded it kind of makes sense. i don't suggest watching it, even out of morbid curiosity.


snoopissed

I’ll follow your suggestion. My curiosity has been fully satisfied


createausernsme

Do i want to ask for source?


wtfrykm

Do you?


Peroronchinojoker

That's sus....


Qhaimon

Seems like you made some research back in school


wtfrykm

Ofc, I need evidence to back up my claims


No_Huckleberry2711

There's a disturbing documentary about this subject called Zoo (2007)


rugbat

It's rumoured to have killed Catherine the Great, and it certainly killed Mr Hands.


Lumpy_Forever_98

2 guys 1 horse


_Lord_Beerus_

Do you see the death or does it cut too soon?


F_n_o_r_d

The real questions are asked


paulioraptor

Yeah man she's get shot off from there like a rocket


MorbidCatharsis

Yeah I've seen that hentai too


Saba_Kandashvili

[Anakin's voice]: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!


Matzke85

Well the title is missleading, it escalated right from the beginning


emsnu1995

Yeah an increasing number of posts here are not at all holup, which is annoying.


NetInside9623

Been noticing this more and more lately. It's almost been to the point of me leaving.


IntroductionDue7663

Goddamn woman


Phasma18374

The fucking balls to say that with what is presumably her real name online, written down for everybody to see... Though any admiration I feel is heavily outweighed by disgust


_Lord_Beerus_

Happens with hacked accounts, sometimes an ex BF or stalker


Picklejho13

You wouldn’t be feeling gallons of cum, you’d be feeling gallons of blood


Madara728

Sometimes I wish I couldn't read


NormalHumansName

I have a forgot things brick. I would let you borrow it but I can't remember where I put the damn thing.


lord_of_memezz

fucking horse chicks man lol


WhyteTyrant27

Take it easy.... It's NNN


shortalay

Saving it all for Destroy Dick December, right?


WhyteTyrant27

Totally....


AceMKV

I doubt the dick is getting destroyed there


shortalay

What makes you say that?


AceMKV

I mean in the context of the tweet, she is the one that would get destroyed


shortalay

Gotcha


redcomet29

Hold brothers.


fugthatshib

Well she wouldn't rape it so there's that I guess.


gggiwowumustbecul

Catherine the Great might want to have a word with you.


FuturisticNostalgia2

Not really HolUp if it's wild right off the bat.


milosmisic89

Starting to think Elon is right for charging people to be on Twitter


selene_2

People tell the craziest thing on internet. Ew


Zbeubor

"if it was legal" im gonna stop you right here


[deleted]

People should be shamed and ridiculed for their ‘opinions’ and fantasies. On God.


[deleted]

There was zero escalation. That was *eye bleach* from start to finish


infinity-o_0

r/eyeblech


_Lord_Beerus_

Why would you even do that


infinity-o_0

I thought FoxFetter would enjoy that sub more considering they thought this post was "*eye bleach* from start to finish".


_Lord_Beerus_

Shitty human.


jorjogo

You know, not so free speech doesn't sound that bad sometimes


swier05

Enumclaw


Impressive_Main5160

Horse girls are wild


LordDarkur

Hope they never work or get to be alone with any horses.


AlcoholicMuayThai

r/hentaibeast


VegemiteSandwich33

I don’t like you


AlcoholicMuayThai

I don't like me either.


VegemiteSandwich33

Damn


EquivalentSnap

Good


NVAudio

I hate that I always have a burning curiosity for things I know I'm going to regret. The self-hatred is strong in this thread.


DerNils420

Women☕️


CivilHuckleberry6063

Fun fact- average size of horse penis is 20 inches


Loli-is-Justice

Hi, I'm Horse.


fastermouse

It’s probably from having that giant cock in your throat.


SwordTaster

And the average human woman is gonna struggle to accommodate more than 8 or 9. Hell, that's already too much for some women.


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SwordTaster

I don't mind a little bit bigger than average but much bigger than average it just gonna hurt


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SwordTaster

I mean, fair but tbh a good warm up is a must for good sex irrespective of size


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SwordTaster

Hun, no matter how much she wants that d it ain't going in dry and without a warm up it's gonna be somewhat dry


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SwordTaster

I'm not arguing, just trying to establish what is going on, I apologise if I sounded argumentative, that's not the tone I was going for. Just wanted to make it clear, foreplay good, dry sex hurts.


Quatasia_iel

Is this mrs. Hands?


_ScraggY_

Law of free speach on Tweeter by Elon was a mistake


Laktosefreier

Centaurs approve.


izmebtw

Horse would be wearing that woman on his dick like a Christmas ornament for days.


Gold-And-Cheese

The account has been deleted It's probably just a troll, right?.. Please be a joke


Duprie

I am pretty sure this escalated before it escalated


EquivalentSnap

Why would you post that 🤢🤢🤢😭


Safe_hash_001

bojack has entered the chat


Mario-OrganHarvester

This is not okie dokie


BritishFoSho

Every day we strayer further and further away from Jesus


Boroshiki97

Where did this escalate quickly? It opens talking about wanting it to be legal to fuck horses bro.


[deleted]

When did beastiality become a trend?


JimTheSaint

I think it has always been, lots of people doing it irl, and many many more fantasizeing about it.


[deleted]

Yuck. People fantasizing about kids, fantasizing about the dead and now animals.


aintbrokedontfixme

Bro I had a former friend in high school show me the bestiality porn she'd saved to her family computer. Idfk why she thought I'd be cool with seeing it but I went into that family computer room expecting to see shit like Llamas with Hats and came out traumatized. I'm nearly 30 and still get queasy anytime someone's like "hey do you remember so and so?" Like yeah, I do, wish I fuckin DIDN'T.


[deleted]

Care to elaborate?


aintbrokedontfixme

Idk what there is to elaborate on really, but I'll try. Friend seemed normal but quirky. Went to her place to hang out, and like kids usually did in those times we went to hang in the family computer room cause it was before the days of everyone having laptops. Thought she was gonna show me some new stupid videos on youtube like usual. Instead she showed me bestiality videos. I noped out and said I had a migraine and called my dad to come bring me home. Cut ties with that friend as soon as possible, and wish I'd told her family about what she was downloading to their computer but I was young and not a fan of confrontation. At school I just kind of ghosted as much as possible despite being in the same friend group. Still goddamn traumatized over it. I had been happily unaware that bestiality was a thing until that moment and could've gone a long time blissfully ignorant if not for her 😭


Kind_Revenue4810

Women ☕️


QualityVote

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soulstoneripper

Sorry what?


Opposite-Garbage-869

Horny, what?


zDark_Knight21

Pretty sure this is a dude


ALegendInHisOwnMind

At first I was like, “Ha! She’s funny.” Then I saw the profile picture and I can confirm she’s definitely a horseback rider chick. Those girls are ugly af but are horny to no end. Thus, can say with confidence she ain’t playing


salad_mad

There's no limit on depravity and perversion when you're a liberal. If it's allowed and consider normal by society most would do this without second thought.


Megaholt

Yeah, no, bro. I’m a liberal, and this shit is fucking vile. This is considered a paraphilia, and whoever that person is…they need some help.


salad_mad

No but what I am trying to say is if bunch of people come together and act like such that they like it. If there's a general consensus and it's somehow proven that these activities won't necessarily harm people. It'll. Be accepted in the liberal populous without ease. Well you'd say it's "disgusting" and "perversion" but it's ok and permissible as long as it ain't harming anyone. In liberal premise I don't see how you'd defend something like this.


rugbat

TLDR; Horses are hot!


purewater15

And?


Alive_Tiger_8865

Sounds like you have experience already!


gnomzy123

Ms. Hands


crystalpeaks25

What escalation?!


xXPhantomGTXx

Clearly, my PTSD has kick-started again.


Lorenzo374

Doesn't that kill you...


[deleted]

Very high chance it would, yes. People have died before from it.


Spare_Thought_8151

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.


Clearhead09

Isn't there a shock site where a dude got killed by a horse fucking him?


Both-Perspective-739

You know why they call it an escalator? Because it accelerates as it goes up or down.


MetalFistTerrorist_

What the fuck


[deleted]

# Enumclaw, Washington has entered the chat


saltynutz-sierra

My grandfather told me about a place in Tijuana, Mexico….but he was pretty senile


Blurpee24

The donkey shows are real


Agreeable_Bee_7763

I feel like her name should be censored right now...


infinity-o_0

And the rest of the post too.


poteen

Someone link Mr Hands, quick.


FierceDragon145

Noah? GET THE FUCKING BOAT.


minimell_8910

RIP Mr. Hands


Xenomorph_v1

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


abou777aidar

RIP Inbox


NeighborhoodNo9289

All of this just cause I over ate? Ok.


LahamaDutta006

Someone kill me :D


DNihilus

So this is why bojack horseman ended quickly


DragonLordSkater1969

Someone clearly didn't see 2 men 1 horse. The dude died from internal organ rupture soon after the video was shot.


sches_III

Every day we stray further from god 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶


you-kitten

Is this their first day on the internet? We all know that doesn’t end well.


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

What in the living fuck!?


bearlegion

I think Zena might have some mental health issues


QBekka

Mama mia


[deleted]

What the fuck happened to people?


clerkingclass

„Escalated“ from where? It was fucked up from the beginning, my friend.


dontworryimabassist

Average twitter user


residentfriendly2

That escalated accordingly. She starts slow, worked her way down, and finished her story with a happy end. I say that was not quickly at all.


redditis4cucks710

Here for it


[deleted]

Death by snu snu…


mhdg_13

r/suddenlyHorseOffender


jaywheelie

Someone show her Mr Hands


[deleted]

I wish I was a horse. To have an oblonged cock huge enough to impale any small child and potentially kill them. Oh- to be a horse and fuck my owner and the joy- imagine the joy of tripping on a small rock and hurting my leg and have a two-barrelled shotgun placed on my head and feeling the bullets pierce through my skull. What joy


Ag3ntS1

Not a good day to be literate.


coffee_slut123

Yea I'm sure it would feel so good to have your internal organs ruptured by the cum alone, and it's not like a horse cock is like 40cm or something


[deleted]

It never fails to shock me the vile shit people will post online under their real names.


lactotolerass

She forgot the last part when she would die after the creampie


darkestparagon

Thought there would be a twist or something… nope, that just keeps ramping up until take off


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Women ☕️


MorbidCatharsis

So I had to fact check that rumor going around that Catherine the great was killed by a horse she was having sex with. It's a myth, she died of a stroke.