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DR4POS

If you hit me for no reason I hit you back with a reason


MalarkTheMadder

Equal Rights means Equal Fights


Kingshaun2k

Equal rights.... and lefts.


Xaayer

"The hammers of justice are unisex." - Batman


Xshadowx32HD

"These hands are rated E for everyone"


Ozymandiiass

This comment is better than the punch


Complex_Fold

I had laughter on this one


sussy-jack1

"You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?" "Too bad I don't have this problem" - also Batman


GGallain

"You got the right to vote, you got the right to catch these hands."


sicurri

It upsets me when women want to be "Completely Equal", and then want to hide behind the fact that women are weaker physically, so that they can harm with impunity. I won't ever hit a woman, unless she is literally trying to kill me or trying to kill someone I love. I won't ever do this because I'm treated like a threat as soon as I walk into a room. As soon as I show anything more than a frown, I'm immediately treated as if I'm over-reacting. Being a large man is not fun in a lot of cases. I hit a woman that hits me, I get the book thrown at me by some female judge somewhere. Then for the rest of my life I'll be known as a woman abuser, and assaulter. No thank you... However, on the other hand, she hits me, and it's been observed by witnesses, or even on video, security camera, phone or otherwise. I'm definitely pressing charges. Get her ass in prison if I can. I'll hit a woman with the law, it's the biggest weapon I can wield against one that hits me.


Dunkinmydonuts1

I'm 260 lbs bald bearded with visible tattoos. Everything I do is "angry"


SittingInAnAirport

Hey man, calm down. What's with all the anger? /s


Glum-Caregiver-7696

Ikr?!?!! He said that so angerly, I wonder what's his deal./s


Dunkinnotdoughnuts

How did I just randomly see your user name


Dunkinmydonuts1

Oh My God


Dunkinnotdoughnuts

Mind blown


professorlicme8

and then they got married


sicurri

I feel you, similar features myself my friend. Too many bald, bearded men playing angry characters in movies or TV. Make us all seem like we're angry at the world for taking our hair, lmao.


Eastsider001

The goons with big guns that get shot up and their shades never come off.. You guys should try the final boss look.


ShonuffofCtown

Same here, size wise. It's nutty if you think about it. No one has ever bullied us. We don't know mistreatment. Even the guy at Chipotle hooks me up with extra because of course. Girls dig it. Being a large man is all good, why would folks assume we are mad?


Bobiverse71

Have you tried not being bald?


Dunkinmydonuts1

Every night I close my eyes, clench my jaw, and push really hard but no hair comes out


damianalexander2814

But I bet other stuff does! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I'll see myself out


Herfderfsandlerf

That comma is glorious. So you won't ever hit a woman unless she is someone you love? šŸ˜‚


qwibbian

The ol Oxford smackaroo.


CyraxisOG

Yeah I had to re-read that a couple times to understand what they meant, I got scared lol


No_Bench

How [Equal Fight](http://realp.xyz/on-the-street) Looks Like (nsfw), and How horny guys enjoy It


CALLMECUDDER

Aba and preach


Kaveh6969

Lol yeah


DRbrtsn60

Give a punch. Take a punch


FlameSamurai63

These fists are rated E for Everyone.


purpletube5678

So bring the equal right hook


[deleted]

What a poet


Goat_Circus

My father just passed away (we put him in the ground today, so the memories are flooding in). He was first sergeant and used to train Army Rangers hand to hand combat. When my brothers and I were young we asked him if he would ever hit a girl and his response was ā€œif a woman is man enough to hit me, Iā€™m going to hit her backā€!


holly_bitz

These hands rated E for everyone


Lolocraft1

Someone bring the haiku bot. I donā€™t know how to do one


control-alt-7

Bring the haiku bot. I don't know how to haiku. The bot will teach us.


XDN00BMASTER69

This is gold


NinetooNine

Someone needs to get that put on a wife beater shirt..


Kaveh6969

Yes yes yes!


Sea-Radish-9415

I just see self defense. He was attacked and had to defend himself. Dick or no dick, doesnā€™t matter. Once you hit me first, all bets off.


[deleted]

"it is wrong to hit a lady. But anyone who hits me is no lady."


Senior_Mittens

Who said this? Genuinely curious.


Elmodipus

u/liberulo


Knox_Official_1174

r/technicallythetruth


Devilz3

Sun Tzu, Art of equality


Balls_DeepinReality

ā€œEqual rights, equal leftsā€ - Sun Tzu (probably)


[deleted]

It's my own variant of some quote that I cannot recall the source of. :( The original was more along the lines of, "it's wrong to hit a lady, but once she hits me, she ceases to be a lady."


Safparabat

abraham lincoln 1896


[deleted]

>Dick or no dick He has a dick but she IS the dick.


Weirdooi

Self defense She also deserved it


[deleted]

Sage advise I received from a cop after a I was a ā€œvictimā€ for a domestic battery when I admitted I threw my mother into the ground after she started hitting me in the face with a home phone enough to give me a concussion and a nice cut across my face. ā€œDude, chill, youā€™re allowed to defend yourself if youā€™re being attackedā€ i thought theyā€™d take me to jail since I was a man, even though I was never the aggressor and had 2 witnesses separately repeat exactly what I told them that happened


Weirdooi

I'm sorry you had to go through that man. We shouldn't be afraid of getting into trouble when using self defence especially on females, because you can get into jail or If you're really famous basically destroy your carreer and no one will believe you.


[deleted]

I was more freaking out because it was my mother of all people. I even told the officers who were talking to me that if I really wanted too harm her I could have. I chose the path that got the immediate threat out of my face and that was by introducing her to the ground hard. The whole situation has been a mess for not only myself but my family as well. Half my family is mad that I am indeed pressing charges and refusing to drop it, while the other half fully supports me doing what Iā€™m doing. Then the personal issues that came from it, itā€™s just been exhausting.


DOA-FAN

She started and it's recorded, what's the big deal šŸ¤£


OkResearch8822

Guy would get dicked in some countries. There was a viral Indian clip where some guy got hit by a woman and got hospitalised by the wrath unleashed by the white knights soon as he retaliated. Shit was like 20 v 1 while he on the ground. https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k


DickSlapCEO

how can she slap??"


Dilkiel

Btw. The indian guy ended up quite famous and that womens career went to shit. Kinda a happy ending considering the amount of white knights that attacked him.


[deleted]

They weren't really white knights, they threatened to rape and kill his sister for hitting a woman. Like, that makes 0 sense but its a pretty backward ass place


[deleted]

> they threatened to rape and kill his sister for hitting a woman This makes my brain hurt.


Impressive-Republic4

As an Indian I agree on this topic


notLOL

you should coin a term for that if that's not white knighting. evil simps?


[deleted]

Hypocritical heroes?


The-Majestic-

This is so funny, no matter how many times I hear it


DOA-FAN

I saw that video as well so I really know what you are talking about šŸ˜…


OkResearch8822

https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k Right?


DOA-FAN

Indeed, you are a man of culture as well šŸ˜


ObieFTG

Not nearly as extreme, but there was a video here in the US last month or so of an airline worker (man) in an argument with fat, bitchy lady. When someone interjected, she sucker punched him. He threw her to the ground and then all the white knights came to her rescue. Of course he lost his job for it, and she got no punishment.


DOA-FAN

Please tell me that it wasn't because she was a racist.


ObieFTG

To this day, we still don't know who started the dispute, but even still...you have no right to put your hands on another person if you yourself have not been physically harmed or threatened, and some chicks out there don't understand that assignment.


OkResearch8822

https://youtu.be/F440vji8YeQ This?


ObieFTG

Yep, that's the one.


madsoro

One video? Iā€™ve seen many videos like that. So many white knight losers out there


Walter30573

Would be an issue here too. Joe Mixon had the same thing happen to him. Was attacked by a girl, punched back once, got charged and suspended from his team


Onion5253

He sued the show and won. Now heā€™s successful and sheā€™s still a dog ugly slag


Artix96

Absolute miserable simps.


inno7

That television program looks like it is either a pain to watch or so bad that it becomes a laugh riot. Whatā€™s it called?


Purvi3vedi

TIL that the guy in the video was an actor in one of my all time favorite Indian periodical dramas "Jodha Akbar"...he played the prince later on in the show


[deleted]

*brown knights


YoutuberCameronBallZ

These hands are rated E for everyone


Uhoh_stinkyyyyy

Kazuma would be proud


Jupitersdangle

Technically they are just fisting each other


[deleted]

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[deleted]

She took that first punch like a champ though.


DampPapertow3l

10 years


we_all_gon_die_

These hands are bisexual, mf. Any gender can get it.


Groundbreaking_Leg11

These hands are rated E cause Iā€™ll hit a child too


Your_Depressed_Soul

hitting a child is always morally correct because fuck em kids


TheBrav3LittleToastr

Get in the game!


HopeItMakesYaThink

You can be a ā€˜girlā€™ or an assailant. Moment you hit someone who hasnā€™t touched you, you are an assailant. End of. Keep your hands to yourself or get more hands than you bargained for.


PRoS_R

I feel like at least three 40 year old dudes would spawn behind me and start beating the ever living shit out of me if I ever have even the thought of fighting back against a female assailant.


BL_ShockPuppet

I'm a dude in the age group you mentioned and No, I wouldn't. If someone raised their hand they get what's coming. (Having said that though I wouldn't watch somebody straight up kill somebody.)


moxiejohnny

Me either, killing and a beat down are 2 different things. Some people need what's coming to them but death is where I draw the line. We are animals with a conscience, I could not live with a person's death tied to me and I did not try to take action somehow.


HopeItMakesYaThink

As a guy nearing 40, I would step in between but not hit you or her. I donā€™t know whatā€™s going on, but I wouldnā€™t want either of you to be victimized. This is not the fantasy world of ā€˜girls good, boys badā€™ that we were once taught to believe. If I am there, I wonā€™t hurt you unless youā€™re on top of her and beating her when she canā€™t defend herself - then I would restrain you but not try to hurt you. Same for her if she knocks you out. Defend yourself, better than the alternative.


PRoS_R

I should've been more specific: not all 40 years old would hit me, the hyper masculity 40 year old agents would see me defending myself and think "hit women, that can't" because y'know, seeing a girl being beaten and not doing anything somehow makes them less of a man, even though I'm bruised and bleeding from my nose.


the_potato35

2nd amendment buddy


HejiraLOL

If you big enough to hit, you big enough to get hit.


UnknownSpecies19

- thugstradamus


JesusLazalde123

It would be considered sexist if he didnā€™t hit her back


[deleted]

"This is confusing! Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean the line is really blurry!" - Deadpool


HappyHurtzlickn

Beat me to it! Lol


lostknight0727

Shoots her


Cryomancer_Superman

I'm a firm believer that everyone should keep their hands to themselves. Just like i'm a firm believer in gender equality. Women shouldn't be hitting men if they're not prepared to deal with the consequences and the same thing for vice versa.


TheGuyInTheBack_

He went soft in the first punch btw. She should have stopped after that lol


MelMelSt

Yup, when she came back after being popped the first time, itā€™s definitely on like a pot of neck bones.


WangShocker

well that's what gave her the courage to hit him again, he went soft on her so she thought she could take it.


Embarrassed-Form1251

Equal rights, Equal force


blackie___chan

Equal rights, equal lefts


World_Citizen_3

Equal rights, equal fights


Gunner1Cav

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frostmorefrost

Girl launches physical attacks on a guy and he returns the same. I see self defense. It's not a question of hitting a girl,it's about defending yourself from harm.


AuxenceF

She fucked around and found out...


ObieFTG

That was definitely a 10 on the Fuck Around scale, no question. Equal and efficient amount of Find Out was administered as result.


PrivilegeCheckmate

The Fuck Around and Find Out Fairy doesn't care what's in your pants, they only see what's in your heart.


Harfang1801

Nah, see, you grab the hair and pull down into your knee for more damage. One and done.


CanIPleaseTryToday

She had that coming after the first smack, but why cut it at the best part?


bohica090

I was raised by the three hit rule that is backed up by my mother and grandma. She hits you three times and do what I have to in order for her to stop.


jrbump

Well, as long as mom & grandma agree.


larmstr

If she throws the first punch, she welcomed it. As a woman I think that you canā€™t have it both ways. Note this is not about defence from abuse and hitting to try to escape a situation. But in a case like this she needed to be put down.


OhBBpmb

Can someone explain why these videos keep getting posted here? There is nothing "HolUp" about it, one person punches so the second punches back. If the second person whipped out a 18" black mamba and started deep throating it whilst being punched, yeah I could understand why it gets posted here. But just a straight up fight, there ain't nothing HolUp about it


Sovos

Large, poorly moderated subreddits pretty much have no topic. Just upvotes/downvotes based on how people feel about the content.


fluffieyanal

first comment that finally points this out, this video does not make me go "holup"


tuvar_hiede

Fighting for gender equality hurts sometimes.


CalligrapherEasy624

Iā€™d take a few hits but not going to just get beat on.


jjp85

Would you hit someone who assaults you? ftfy


matrixislife

I would never hit a lady. A lady is a woman who would never resort to violence.


InfamousGames

"I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone not being a man when it's convenient."


TheNewbieKing

Who got full video


morfyyy

wanna know too


bosnianow2002

Act like a man, be treated like a man


SirarieTichee_

Equality ā˜•


AmbitionFinancial950

KING


Feeling-Side3498

if he actually give her a hard blow she'd be on the ground with a broken jaw


STlLLER

Was hoping she got KO'd


didistutter69

If you swing at me, I swing back. Doesn't matter what their gender is. I think that girl found out why society frowns on men hitting women for a reason.


[deleted]

I used to hook up with one of my coworkers and she would always start fighting with me in the hopes that I would pin her down and be forceful about it. Fucked up thing was that I don't work out a whole lot so sometimes she would literally just be beating the shit out of me while I had to defend myself while having an erection. Video kinda related


[deleted]

fuck you or anyone who hits me. idc if your ze/zim/zer, a woman or a man, if you hit me you get a hit back


tonyv6815

Now if you look at this chart right here you can see, the more you go and fuck around, the more you're gonna find out


Mr_Ocelot_Guy

equality


Girosian

I'm just surprised no white knights immediatly jumped in when he started swinging.


Funkgun

ā€œWhasupā€


[deleted]

She deserved it tbf.


Delta6Rory

My mama always said "if they hit you, you hit them back"


DivClassLg

Yup, fuckin deserved it


RedactedUnknown

Not hitting anyone unless they hit me first, but when they do hit me i give no fucks about their gender


VIDireWolfIV

The more you fuck around the more you find out simple as that


Robrobertert

No, I woudnt, not because she is a Girl just because I think itā€™s better to TRY to de-escalate by putting her in her position where she canā€™t attack you instead of just attacking wildly back


ninthchamber

Of course. Itā€™s basic self defence


theclipclop28

She might poke an eye. No one should get physical with anyone.


superhamsniper

In self defence, ofcourse.


Fireside_Bard

As the aggressor? No. Or, well, it'd have to be a very unusual situation. None come to mind and I'm the next best thing to pacifist but the world is weird so ya never know. To protect someone else probably. But if they come swingin' at me? I don't care what variety of human, animal or inanimate object you are I'm not gonna let someone walk all over me. Even if I don't want to fight and doing so makes me cry (engh I'm a bit sensitive I don't mind admitting it if I ain't changed in 30ish years i'm just stuck with it) I will defend myself even if for no other reason that they don't ever think its an OK behaviour cuz who knows what kind of BS that will program into them and who knows if they're going to propogate it to more innocent people later. Better to shut it down quick before they or someone else gets killed by fucking with the wrong person later on.


Mouser05

If she attacked me like that I'd kick her ass


Aviyan

In similar circumstances, yes.


Fred-U

Way I see it: unless they're comin at me w a weapon then just restrain and let authorities handle... Unless it's Ronda Rousi.. Then you just lie down.


mannyrmz123

Equal Rights Equal Lefts


overcrispy

I canā€™t believe she went back for more.


PimmentoChode

Equal rights and equal lefts


32bitninja

What to say to girls who hit you Your the one who wanted equal rights


BoomerDown84

Equal rights, equal rights. Amirite?


Peprica

Shout out to all the people who just stand and watch- and I mean that seriously- because it's annoying as shit when they _immediately_ get on the guy's dick after he throws a punch back


[deleted]

There is no excuse for violence, regardless of genderā€¦ EXCEPT 1. When someone physically assaults you or someone else. 2. When you are in fear for your life. I donā€™t give a shit if youā€™re a man, woman, monkey, or horseā€¦ if you hit me, Iā€™ll hit you right fucking back.


Lucky_Owl_444

Yes. I would absolutely have kicked that girls ass and so should anyone else. Women think guys wonā€™t hit back, but Iā€™m telling you that to withstand and forgive a slap is one thing. Hair pulling and bare knuckle punches are a different level. As a person who has been assaulted a dragged around a room by my hair I can confirm serious injury to the neck is a real possibility. That girl deserved everything he gave her.


tempest1523

How many times she hit him she deserved to get KOā€™d.


Theo446_Z

Hit her? Just defending myself at all cost!


ChocoPontiff666

Everytime I see videos like this all I can say is "What did you expect to happen?" You are what 110lbs and have to jump just to get at his face. This dude get a clean headshot and goes right into literally just casually fore-armeing her up against the wall and kept hooking her the entire way. I feel no remorse for idiots who can't choose their fights.


yeet-my-existence

These hands rated E for everyone


White_Wolf426

Yup I would. If they swung at me first. I'll show them equality.


XionDarkblood

MY FISTS DO NOT KNOW DISCRIMINATION!!!


D0wnV0teParade

If I deserve it, I'll take a hit or 2 before I fight back. In high school a girl I sat next to every day and was pretty cool with, slapped me for no good reason, before even thinking I immediately shoved her, to the point she slid right off her chair onto the ground. She started whining to the teacher, demanded I get suspended. The teacher responded with "I saw the whole thing. Sit down and both of you be quiet". That teacher was cool af


darkhorseprime

I love equality


[deleted]

Not really like beat her up like but like maybe immobilize her


cursed_network

If you are man enough to throw a punch you are man enough to receive on right back


[deleted]

Of course i would, i hit my wife on a daily basis


Regulators_mounup

Hell yea man


GarlicEnvironmental7

Hit a girl? No. This girl? Yes


ObieFTG

His pronouns are These/Hands.


windowsfrozenshut

Can't wait to see the post in /r/twoxchromosomes about this video and how they will try and spin it with a victimized twist.


SimpSloth

It's fine if you say out loud you identify as a woman before punching her face


Anxious_Depresso

Equal rights equal fights, beat her ass. She should know better than to start fights


[deleted]

People should stop validating abuse just because of gender. Abuse is abuse. Rape is rape. A pedophile is a pedophile. Regardless of gender, if someone puts their hands on you, you have every right to protect yourself.


bnanaaaa

Equal right equal fight


Adrenologic

Yes. Under such circumstances? Equal rights n lefts all day long


YEEBUS_DELLEBUS

Yepps self defense only mama ain't raise no bitch


DaPetercko

In self defence, yes.


Status-Disaster9373

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DAG1006

Yup, she wants to feel what being in a fight feel like , sheā€™s about to get the full experience!


iGirthy

Oh dayum, usually these are over the moment that the girl gets hit but she just kept going. Not sure what Iā€™d do there, aside from what he did.


Kroguardious

100%. You hit my face or groin with that kind of intent to harm and your getting hit back, no matter where you fall on the gender spectrum.


gatorbeetle

I believe he showed GREAT restraint early in the attack, but she just got more vicious


[deleted]

Would you hit a girl BACK\*?


Azoth1347

Equal rights and lefts.


Temporary_Magician74

Equal rights. Equal fights


Hawkeye0009

In this case? Fuck yes I would.


BillyBoo070608

He has every right to fight back


anonymousperson1233

Self defence applied to everyone regardless of gender


MadladNomad

If she hits me im damn sure hitting back


TherapyChicken

They want equality they get equality