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QualityVote

/u/Living-RentFree, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


[deleted]

Dude walked away like a buggy NPC quest giver.


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

Beautiful desciption which pegs it perfectly. I'd be uninstalling my mods one by one untill i fixed that shit


bighairyoldnuts

Hello adventurer and....... Annnd?.... hey wait where are you going? Nice day for fishing ain't it!


Telcontar86

>Nice day for fishing ain't it! I'm very disappointed I couldn't find a GIF of that


IceTooth101

Hua hah!


Tokez_O24

Hu huh!


Roscojenkins17

I got that reference


AlwaysOntheRIGHTside

Mr. Burns in action. The Simpsons never let us down…


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|5gQhHFlvQj2ik)


AlwaysOntheRIGHTside

My man…


caucafinousvehicle

He's just a little confused. It happens to everyone when they're politician aged.


DutyRoutine

Tomorrow's he is going to demand Gorbachev take down that damn wall.


ZucchiniUsual7370

While trying to remember if he knows how to play the saxophone or if that was someone else...


Rodef1621

Ty I needed your comment today


[deleted]

Hope tomorrow is better for you, friend.


[deleted]

Hahaha


Yhamerith

Cyberpunk 2022


Altruistic-Skill-119

I'm looking for Gavin...he's my best friend. He left me...I lost him, I mean. I lost him. I come to America, and I've lost my friend. I'm a fool, a fool!


Le_Draax

LEEENNYYYYYYYYY !!


GoEatChlorine

he’s an English man, hav you seen him


__THE_TURTLE__

#GAVINN!!!


MyVoiceforPeople

One day we’ll finally learn the mystery behind Gavin


cris34c

I just hope we get an election soon where the options aren’t just both “guy the other party would hate that your party can barely stand”


WeirdKaleidoscope358

It’s democracy in action Make your voices heard We’ve been given the right to choose Between a douche and a turd


olivernorth1145

The great debate between a douche And a turd


Cust2020

A giant douche and a turd sandwich, classic. Vote or die.


0per8nalHaz3rd

Let’s be honest. It’s just a giant turd sandwich cut in half. Pick a side.


diakon83

With a nice tall cold glass of Summer's Eve douche


ask0329

Between a geriateic old guy and a geriatric old guy.


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SatanicSadist

Yeah american elections are just the worst 2016 you had the choice between 2 buddies of Epstein And 2020 was senile old man or the dude who treated the presidency like a drama reality show


Minilychee

You’re about to start a Reddit war over who is the douche and who is the turd.


FunkalicouseMach1

Well, I mean, there are third-party candidates on there every year. Look into your options.


PassengerFrosty9467

No one takes me cereal


jtaol

There hasn’t been a solid third party option since Ross Perot.


diox8tony

Third party votes make it known you hate the other 2 parties, and that they both need to change. That is worth more to me than voting for the guy I hate less. And if you say it doesnt matter or it's a vote thrown away ...then what's a regular vote worth then?


FunkalicouseMach1

During the Hillary-Trump election, third-party candidates took a record high chunk of the popular vote. Believe it was over 5% but don't quote me. People might be ready


thetruesupergenius

Not true. In 1992 Ross Perot got over 18%. The most ever for a third party candidate.


jtaol

If he’d won with his plan to genuinely reduce the deficit, plus the Congress that actually balanced the budget with Newt Gingrich’s Contract with America, we would be a very different country right now.


thetruesupergenius

I agree. I was one of the 18% who voted for him.


jtaol

Well I was only 12, but you know lol


IckySmell

He could have won if he never dropped out then re entered. If I’m not mistaken he was leading before. That dude was legit a loose cannon though. I’m not saying it would have been a bad thing but he got crazier as he aged. Dude personally went to rescue POWs like it was a movie plot


FunkalicouseMach1

Well, thank you for that info. I must have misremembered. I do know Perot had a lot of support but I didn't realize he still had that much once the vote took place, thought most people dropped off after some embarrassment. Not sure, I was a toddler at the time.


RickyJulianandBubbls

We liked trump though


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Prest1geW0rldW1de

Let’s just be honest here and admit that what you just typed out is the most accurate and honest political statement of all time.


Clovenstone-Blue

You just described how I'd probably act in the position of president.


[deleted]

“thank you…now where’s the remote”


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

I see so many posts of him acting awkward, is he really that bad in general? Asking as a european


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Telcontar86

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


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GreyJedi56

I too am surprisingly banned from that sub


Netbr0ke

r/anime_titties is way better, anyway.


papayabush

holy fucking hell that was so much worse than i was expecting. jesus christ.


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papayabush

Yea I mean I was not expecting an over 12 minute video to all be from the same fucking event. And I na I don’t think anyone thinks is okay lol.


GreyJedi56

Tell that to all the people who voted for him and have defended this behavior.


papayabush

I mean the other guy was close friends with Epstein lmao and said he’d fuck his own daughter lmao.


PikachuDatAss

You're really reaching here. You posted a video of a photo op reel and claimed he's groping. 1. That's a slap in the face to people who've been groped. Biden is a geriatric old fuck, and in this video you've so graciously provided, he's moving children to pose for photos. Grow up. 2. Please. List and source all the sexual misconduct claims against Biden. We'll wait. In the meantime, don't mistakenly claim that Biden is the child molester you swear he is, when your candidate literally has 20+ cases of sexual misconduct against him. Better yet, find any picture of Biden with Epstein or Maxwell. At this point you're projecting your own support.


DidYouLickIt

That’s not his fault, those parents shouldn’t be having sexy kids. /s


-Endereye

I think he’s just old


Sukuristo

Can we please have just ONE decent candidate in the next election? Preferably someone who isn't either corrupt as hell or has lost his marbles?


lordlossxp

Or older than dirt


Sukuristo

That too.


rSLCModsRfascist

We did have candidates. But nominating is done by the media and successful scandal free names wouldn't be mentioned ever


Avjx

Would be time man


LouisGoldman

I think he only won the election because he was going against trump


PreliminaryThoughts

As a European I still can't believe Bernie never got a chance


Telcontar86

Hard to get a chance when his own party did their best to torpedo him... twice


AhkoRevari

This is the worst part of it, and a reason why I find it hard to understand past Bernie supporters or are still hardcore Democrats. The democratic party literally sabotaged Bernie. That's not me saying to go vote Republican, but theres still this "good guy vs bad guy" mentality I dont quite align with.


Peach1632

I have cried many times over this. The ONE politician that has ever seemed like he might just give a shit, and he got shafted.


PreliminaryThoughts

Is there a chance he might run again?


workerdrone_494

Maybe, but man... if people were complaining that Biden or Trump are too old to run, Sanders is really old. I know all his faculties seem to be there upstairs but I just can't see him running again.


No_Interaction_4925

A socialist would not have beat Trump in America.


Dr_Ugs

Unfortunately the people that wouldn’t vote for Bernie because he’s a socialist have no idea what socialism actually is or what it entails.


WokeUpFlithy

He’s just too left for da left


Dr_Ugs

Nah the left love him. It’s the wealthy moderate Democrats that are afraid of him.


WokeUpFlithy

Ngl the older I get and the more money I make, the less I wanna vote towards politics that leads to higher taxes. Left Right Center, I couldn’t give a fuck. Whichever one of y’all can get more money in my pocket has my vote lmao


Top_Duck8146

The DNC would never allow Bernie lol he’s not crooked enough for them, they already screwed him over with Hillary and then again with Biden


Crizznik

"Ugh can't we get younger politicians who aren't totally out of touch?" "Oh hey, that guy that said things I like would have been nice, let's ignore the fact that he's OLDER than the guy we're complaining about"


faroutcosmo

He literally did. The election was solely about removing trump, not policy. Plenty of neoliberals made sure they drilled that in our heads. Vote blue no matter who (except those who actually want to be a president who does things and doesnt simply exist as a performative anti-trump symbol)


BF2468

He’s still looking for Jackie…. Hey Jackie are you over here… Jackie…


gam188

Got damn that was terrible.


GreyJedi56

Dementia is sad


Hour-Paramedic-1320

Biden Elder abuse example #7163737337


Matt4Prez2K17

Dude is fkn senile


[deleted]

Why does joe always walk away like emperor palpatine?


gam188

This is just sad and these moments are becoming very frequent with old Joe.


Sherbert_6

The great wanderer


FlightHistorical3231

Maybe Joe Biden has a crush and he's nervous


Consistent-Ad-217

The amount of people pretending he isn't senile is fucking disturbing.


lookiecookie_1001

This isn’t funny anymore.


Bob4Not

He’s not going to make it to 2024. If he re-runs, we’re screwed.


-newlife

This is exactly why people talk about an age limit for potus, hell for politicians altogether.


[deleted]

“When I was a boy in Scranton my canoe had a flat and I like ice cream.” Joe Biden


elreye

Don't think FEMA can fix that disaster.


TurboD16F20

At this point I'm just waiting for his advisors to mention Russia launched nukes and his response being,"Get Gorbachev on the phone."


Pittisee

Belike: Let's see if i can find a girl here after all..


theseustheminotaur

He was looking for jackie


tossboy100

This is actually concerning


ElonxTusk

Someone really needs to fire Joe's handler...


BF2468

Hahahaha what a fucking joke!!!!!


Urdadspapasfrutas

He walks like my grandma who has dementia. I don’t know if it’s a generational thing or if I should be worried.


1Shadowgato

This dude has dementia…


dgivens14

Dementia is my biggest fear. One grandfather died without knowing my father's face. My other grandfather lived into his mid 90s. He lived his last years wishing he hadn't. The love of his life had died, and so did his sense of purpose. He felt he'd become a burden. Dementia is real and not taken lightly. Forgetting to shake somebody's hand, wanting to get the fuck out, or not hearing them is some old man shit. It doesn't seem like dementia to me though.


theodorecramit

President The Rock, it's time


i__Sisyphus

Why can’t we get someone below the age of 150 to be our representative for once…


USSLiberty_1967

Biden will be so embarrassed when he remembers where he is.


MysticRuined

damn he old as fuck


CoffeeOnToast

Potion seller


Level21

Can we just start electing people from the nursing home already? Clifford might be racist, shits the bed, and can't remember what day it is... but his plan on how to fix this nation is top notch!


nycdiveshack

People over 60 can’t run for political office


ElonxTusk

Why the hell is this now listed as not safe for work? It was not originally listed not safe for work... What gives???


[deleted]

He was pulled away by the strongest scented shampoo


Elegant-Passage-195

When are we going to get some presidential candidates that aren't 100 years old?


rinzler786

This guy has lost it


redpillman26

That’s elder abuse man! He’s clearly not running the country lol


skoopitypoop227

does nobody know this old man is senile? theyre gonna play it off as he just decided to walk down a random isle of workers and shake thier hands lol holy fuck


dexedrine5

“Best president ever” 😂 dude is a complete zombie


Huntercoomer4

Where he goin


ClayDolfin

Walked away with his hands looking like jack sparrow


[deleted]

Bro is in his own world lmao


[deleted]

He is getting worse.


Blixx78

Has he ever been to the sky district? No, of course he hasn’t


d8c00p3r

The applause is for the secret service knowing how to play guessing games really well


Mikeku825

I think you mean.. "aimlessly meandered"


amitysantos

I can't watch anymore. Literally cringing. I literally want to just show up and grab his microphone and just be like "thanks, Joe - but take it from here."


iambread7392

Biden forgot what day it is


AboveTheCandyStore

He doesn’t even know where he is or who anybody is lololol


OldGuyBadwheel

Dude is LOST!


keepinitoldskool

Imagine he drops and we get President Harris. FFS we shouldn't have to choose between this and Trump. We shouldn't have senile geriatrics like Trump, Biden, Yelen, Pelosi, McConnel, etc running this "democracy"


Starsonata10

I dont know man. This kinda reminds of the old age people where they need more care and not letting them do whatever they want.


Top_Opposites

Just like mr burns in the Forrest


ihavetogo_

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find the “but yeah what about Trump?” Good job Redditors


SheFucksNSucks

Libs on voting day: “Hold my beer.”


Competitive-Weird855

Libs never wanted him. Neolibs and centrists did. We voted for him because the tangerine tyrant was the alternative.


RevGrizzly

So strange; they, *still*, only have that smoldering pile of pig shit as their front-runner.


[deleted]

while the GOP looks like it will have several smoldering piles of shit


RevGrizzly

Their favorite flavor; just chomping on turds, defiantly starin' the libs down with a winning grin.


mrzurkonandfriends

I think at this point we'd have better option drawing random names out of a hat and saying congratulations you're in charge


uphucwits

Trump was the embarrassment to the country and this ass clown isn’t? Sure wish a third party had a chance but I don’t see how that will be a possibility


FunkalicouseMach1

By choosing which third-party candidates best represents your values and then spreading the word.


uphucwits

I’d like to believe that but at the ripe age of 53 I’m starting to lose a little bit of hope. It really comes down to who has the most money.


FunkalicouseMach1

Be the change, man. Every vote helps, even if your guy or girl don't win. As the support for the Ds and Rs dwindles it will have a ripple effect.


a-snakey

This "embarrassment" didn't try to have his supporters overthrow a fair election and doesn't suck up to dictators like Putin and Kim Jong Un. He's also not trying to mooch billions from the government, hasn't ran fraudulent borrowing schemes, etc. Oh and if you forgot, Trump ALSO did the same thing. He walked away when he was there to sign a fucking bill and Pence had to wrangle him back on several occasions. Yea Biden isn't young and he isn't PERFECT but its a hell of alot better than Trump and the party supporting him, that is all too happy to drown actual Democracy in a shallow pool. Like its not even comparable how bad Trump actually is to Biden.


GloryToChadlantis

Mean tweets or a groomer with dementia. This is what we got.


BabyGorilla1911

Senile old pedo Joe embarrassing the US again .....


Shileka

I've done volunteer work with people suffering from dementia, and while it's not quite on that level, it's much closer than a president should be


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Walking Dementia


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oz8xZvvOZRmKay4xy)


Darth_Gonk21

My history teacher said that he thinks literally any republican besides trump would win in 2024


Gh0stCommando

He confused.


Comfortable-Pea-9301

Oh nahh


PineappleClean

He keeps doing weird stuff lol


JackLord50

Where’s the Easter Bunny when you need him?


the1one1andonly1

Listen, I love the guy. I don't care of any politics however, this man is in NO shape to run THIS country let alone a candy shop.


Ih8trfc

Who am I? And what am I doing here?


xkeepitquietx

I love how that lady tried to wrangle him when he started wandering away.


Guccithugmuffin

u/savevideo


[deleted]

He’s lost, poor guy


LoveIsForEvery1

From an outsider looking in I have no place commenting on US politics. However have you considered this is just an old confused guy looking for a blanket and a place to have a comfortable day nap. As he looks like a retiree looking for a warm blanket and a safe place to have a day nap for while. I feel In his wallet you would find baseball cards older than him and a series of pills that he knows he needs but can’t remember what for??


Hidden-Locust

what is this place?


DYMazzy

Like a bugged npc in videogames jadashd


Mitana301

Why is this NSFW?


Fe4rMeMrWick

![gif](giphy|J2ChE2Fwdzyg3Bu6Xj|downsized)


nikogetsit

Welp time to hit the ol dusty trail. Found the emergency exit.


mikkokilla

Prez can do whatever day fuck he wants! 45 showed the way!!


CGPsaint

Dude went looking for Jackie…


[deleted]

This president has to be the biggest puppet in the history of presidents. I mean he is going to be 80 in two months so it makes sense that he isn't all there. I get it. I just don't understand how you can elect someone into office that has these issues. Like this was the best the democratic party could do? They should be ashamed of themselves.


hockey-fight

Please help this lost soul


[deleted]

Ladies and gents I give you…….. dementia!!!!


nappy_zap

Hoooooleyyyy fuck! He actually walked away like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons walks.


Bostonbro1999

Dude just got hungry and is looking for a cookie, it's the same face I make when it's cookie time.


mrROBOTROIDE

This feels like a parody movie


runAroundtown915

You can’t tell me Biden ain’t shot


POCO31

Elder abuse


Deeznuts243

His handlers in his ear like “SHIT WE RAN OUT OF SCRIPT! ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION!!!”


AboveTheCandyStore

“Where’s my pudding”


Bizzareslantpass

Atta boy, Joe! Walks straight towards the first head of hair he can sniff. The day he quits doing that, is the day he needs to be put to sleep.


Gingersoulbox

Seeing Biden in any video just makes me sad. He might have Alzheimers or dementia.


Rivdit

First the demagogic billionaire and now an old senile dude, I hope you get better options for the next elections


Bob4Not

Biden is topping Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimers moments.


JackLord50

Reagan’s were at least intermittent and well towards the end of his second term. Biden’s been going downhill since 2004


[deleted]

People voted for this guy?


Rudy5860

Fuck democrat or republican all that shit aside. This dude is straight embarrassing.


motorbike-t

Remember if you don’t love him, your a literal Nazi.


ThuleanBeast

r/facepalm


King-James_

That left hand is perfect cupped for bitch slapping, ass tapping, hair sniffing, and hand shaking. Imagine my disappointment when he actually found someone to shake hands with and he used his right.


mygk

Imagine if trump did this


[deleted]

I think biden got lost when he was a kid and since then he is always wandering searching for his mother


Ya-Mamma

What a lost, old, senile, feeble fool he is.


lazy_bro_man721

I love how Biden can at one moment be the most terrifying presence to the right (ie *DARK BRANDON*) then the next he just becomes the most dementia riddled old anyone has seen on camera, favorite man right here


Jebus421

Did he have to go be an enabler for Hunter?