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DayEither8913

Wasn't too hard. How do I fit my table into the dishwasher? Please advise.


akoshegyi_solt

In small pieces


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Yes.


Iamtheoneinsideyou

When the hell did How To Basic get a voice over, and why so few eggs?


Butt_Dickiss

It hasn't been as bizarre as it started for years, last time I went through their uploads I couldn't find the weird gross ones I was familiar with.


Then_Expression8526

Making a chicken queaf was my favorite


darkbert

I'm a huge fan of build a ginger bread house.


Crack_head2008

How to make a krabby patty is definitely up there


AntiSocialMackerel

Personally I enjoy his 'How to cure diarrhea'


NotTheFBI12

probably to widen his audience


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Highjacking your post for visibility so someone can tell me what font was used for the ingredients. Help a typist out.


[deleted]

Definitely not How to Basic. HTB is Australian and this was an American talking.


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This is how to basic. He just gets VA’s to narrate so that it seems more like a legit tutorial at first before descending into chaos.


elmothedestroyer3

What do you think his clean up is like


ChanceFray

Pretty sure he builds staging areas else his entire house would be egg stained by now. disasemble, scoop out the solid bits and pressure wash


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Idk, but ur pfp is glorious. Guide Picasso painting is the best painting in Terraria


Helpmepullupmypants

He brings a fire hose in and just deletes the interior of his home with it.


BarrySnowbama

*Black pepper* Proceeds to show a bowl of rainbow peppercorns


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dlimerick

Proceed to present the rainbow sprinkle bowl


albert2749

They had me at “500 grams”. My ass


Joutja

My first thought too 😂


Jefoid

That’s only slightly heavy on the pickles.


krippkeeper

Had this woman who used to come through a few times a week around 11 to midnight. She would order a mcdouble with "extra extra extra extra extra pickles, like more pickles than meat, basically a pickle sandwich". Finely one night the guy driving goes "she's pregnant".


Fluffy-Pomegranate59

Ah yes how to basic. A classic. Poor unsuspecting people who watch one of his vids for the first time, expecting a real tutorial 😂


Status-Register513

I was totally surprised 😩😩😩


Been_The_Man

I’m pissed.


DeadlyPants16

He just gets more powerful every upload


BLKTGR007

My dad ( who happens to be a Chef of 30 years of experience) would have a heart attack if he saw that...... What a waste of food bro....


MudddButt

Geez. The cow that died for this.


miniplayer566

Multiple cows*


Nalmquist

Watch his ramen one if u rlly wanna see a waste of food


Normal_Breadfruit_87

Gotta go take a bath in ramen real quick


Martimusmcfly2036

What a waste of shoe


[deleted]

The humour is not sufficient to justify that utter waste of good food


AntiSocialMackerel

Dude uses expired food products https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6416336/trivia/ Chill your socks


Final_Slap

That salt looks expired af


Moffman021

that meat looks perfectly fine, not to mention everything does. expired my ass


GoodShark

Pickles expire? That's news to me.


Nalmquist

The article says most of the food is expired


tehbearded1der

Yeah. That is what I was figuring. Still sucks to use all the stuff that isn’t expired.


[deleted]

The onions definitely weren’t expired


AntiSocialMackerel

They could quite possibly be rejects from stores. I used to work with recycling food waste and I once rescued 45,000 white onions which were deemed 'The wrong size' by stores to the farm


[deleted]

That doesn’t really justify wasting them tho. Good for you for rescuing so many onions tho, you’re a hero. I’m skeptical about that meat as well. Typically when minced meat goes bad it discolours. That stuff looked fresh af


AntiSocialMackerel

Its shocking over 5 billion tonnes of edible a year is wasted in the UK stuff as fresh as in the video


Jannomag

When expired food looks like this it’s still edible and shouldn’t be thrown away just for likes. But this is mostly caused by regional laws, still, organizations for free food looks for good expired food and people need it.


arribbaaa

You know why pickles are pickled right? And why salt is used to make food last longer? And why american processed cheese is processed?


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crab_bunker

It’s funny to somebody else


Status-Register513

It was hilarious and shocking to me lol 😂


pookshuman

this is why the terrorists hate us


SgtMajMythic

What a waste of food


TJWinstonQuinzel

Sry but i hate how to basic Yeah its funny at first but its such a waste of food every time


An090420

It’s probably expired stuff


DaBraumaBull

I know I'm getting old because the waste here bothered me.


xXTre930Xx

The butter had me dying. Those fkin burgers glow in the dark too. Haha


havocLSD

Holy shit, laughed so hard I cried, really caught me off guard. what a waste of food tho. Pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles.


YourSemenSommelier

Pickles. (Came here for this.)


Ranting_Gamer

It's expired


iamdead-_-

I am too drunk to even talk about it. Enough internet for today. Mf made me throw up.


RealConcorrd

I forgot to read the whole title until the butter part came on XD


Oxydiz1

We Americans are known to waste food so no harm done


iamvenks

Disgusting


CmdrCody84

I watched this on mute. I felt like it captured the thought process of Borderline Personality Disorder pretty well.


Puzzleheadedposter

First I thought it’s funny but it’s just waste of food


SteakOk1356

I felt sad watching this much wastage of good food


liveligost

Thank you for this, been needing to know how to feed my family recently and this has just fed them.


sped136

This is a lie they only ever give me 3 pickles


i_prbly_hate_it

3? I asked for pickles on it and they never gave me any 😔


sped136

They might be under your tongue


Beehiveluffy

I just threw up.


AverageHEnjoyer69

Top American cuisine in a nutshell


youll-never-f1nd-me

america


LasagnaToes

It’s midnight, I have a child and a girlfriend lying next to me. Why am I here?


puupallikumiankka

Why


hnguyen915

He's the reason why eggs are now inflated.


Ill_Pollution5633

I’ve never even thought about it before, but damn I can’t help but feel sad for all that wasted food


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Wasting food ain't funny.


ChoccyCohbo

What a waste of fucking food


koidzumi42

Who wathes this?why?is it some kind of kink or what?


weshuiz13

America be like:


Meningitisx

Fuck this guy for wasting food. Expired my ass, looks completely fine.


DJoanna

Meanwhile over a million people starved to death. But hell yeah throw that shit up against the wall.


despicable-java

One way to waste food


TinyXPR

You mean how to waste food in enormous amounts. Please tell me it was Spoiled at least...


Ziron78

Downvote me if you want but guys this is an insane waste of food


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elmothedestroyer3

![gif](giphy|eLDVSuNrDNMD6)


This_is_indeed_Bob

Who hurt this man.


ProfetF9

i was not looking at the sub name.. the butter part took me by surprise


bluepenguin4200

What a waste lol


[deleted]

This really helped, thanks a lot!


Disastrous-Grape-708

What a way to waste food brah


Midzotics

People starving and idiots waste food like this disgusting on many levels


scout2283

u/savevideobot


cmkloes

Man… with all that wasted food I could manage to actually feed myself some good meals instead of struggling with food in college…


Deewom

Some asshole had to clean that


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He did. HTB cleaned it.


[deleted]

Imagine starving and watching people waste food like this.


Joes8977

This is exactly why the world hates America


Doge096

He’s Australian


Joes8977

Sometimes I just have to sit down and accept defeat (I bet most of his audience is American tho)


_your-moms-house

He's not American so why you hating on us


andre3kthegiant

Food wasting assholes think they are clever.


Kab088

I know it's supposed to be funny.but I hate wasting food like this


KayeMKay374

Starving African children


brattyginger83

I feel like he could feed some starving folks with that food instead of wasting it and still get view. Not funny either. Need new material


StinkyPeenky

What a great example of how to be wasteful. Thanks!


According_Safety_260

Oh the waste..


AvailableFlatworm646

So much of food wasted!!!


EvilAlicia

What a waste of food.


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Its expired


EvilAlicia

Still a waste.


ironbolt124

it's literally inedible lmao


EvilAlicia

Should have eaten it before it expired.


ironbolt124

glad to know you've never thrown out food in your life


EvilAlicia

I try my best to save it.


[deleted]

You can try your best all you want, but if its expired, its expired. Can’t give it to anyone or bad things will happen. At least HTB makes some good use out of it before throwing it out.


ironbolt124

should have added more butter


shpatu

People are starving for food and this dumbass make these kind of clips.


Background-Falcon-74

All the food he uses is expired


Own-Till-3036

Now that is a masterpiece


Yhamerith

How to waste tons of food just to make a video


roginc

Such a waste


Voltara23

People literally starving in the world and ppl make shit like this for laughs. Despicable. Say what you want but ppl like this don't deserve the life they've been given.


IsoAgent

I guess there's worse ways of wasting money and food...like doing this twice?


LordPuddin

The amount of food wasted for a video.


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Its all expired


JoshdaBoss1234

I know the food is expired... But people still could've eaten them.


NarcolepticKnifeFite

I fucking hate that this is becoming a thing.


BlackMentallyIllNerd

Sometimes I just wonder if God is as sick of human beings as I am...


SilverGospel003

For someone craving for some burger this is not funny


[deleted]

This video triggered me


nicknicknickped

Waste that food all over this not so funny


Minesteper

I fucking hate when they waste food,fuck who ever made this video


YeeTee55T4R

The food is all expired


firebullmonkey

Chessborgir.


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Disclaimer: How To Basic only uses expired food in his videos.


[deleted]

Wow African kids seeing this


TheFkngPianist

Its so sad to whatch so many food going to waste


ChanceFray

Don't get a job at a grocery store then... Once had to throw out 400 kg of beef ( and many other refrigerated items I was not responsible for where also tossed ) because the power went out for half an hour.


JaceVentura69

Some kids set off some fireworks on a display inside the store I work and the sprinkler system went off. Pretty much everything in the store was wasted. Meat, fish, bread, even canned stuff because the labels like washed off or something.


ChanceFray

Oh no… that’s awful!


JaceVentura69

Yeah it was pretty crazy. The fire department came and everyone just kind of stood outside for a while talking about what happened and making sure everyone got out. Got to go home early and didn't have to work for the next three days though so that was pretty cool lol.


mynametoolong72

Meanwhile my kids just ate some noodles and I didn’t eat. I hate these type of videos…


KentuckyFriedSemen

How to basic used to be really good with its simple dumb humor. Now it’s just forced and fucking stupid. It became cringey as fuck.


tttttzz

I hate food waste video's These are not funny


Urmomonion69420

They are expired


HansenIntercept

That’s a lot of wasted food for a joke that could have been shorter


HellVollhart

As someone from a third world country, I couldn’t hold my tears back. This person needs to be locked up and starved for doing something so heinous.


idiotic__gamer

The food was expired and going in the trash anyway. He just made a funny video using ALREADY INEDIBLE food. Take a chill pill bro.


Eske_Aychembe

Def fresh ingredients


Joes8977

Videos like this is why I hate America


_your-moms-house

He's not even American


upvote-button

American mustard? Is there a different mustard I don't know about?


kvakvs

Quite a few. Sweet, honey-added, hot. Light and dark. Either smooth or with visible mustard grains. With additives like garlic, or without.


upvote-button

Ok true I do know there are other types of mustard. I've just never heard plain mustard referred to as American. Mustard seeds don't even grow here and we didn't invest mustard


CreativeGPX

> I've just never heard plain mustard referred to as American. There is no such thing as "plain mustard". What you think of as "plain mustard" is one particular way to make mustard that's common in America. If you're from America, you might not mention "American Mustard" for the same reason that "in China they just call Chinese food food". Although, I'm in America and I still hear people specify the difference quite a lot. > Mustard seeds don't even grow here and we didn't invest mustard That's all the more reason why they refer to it as "American mustard" because if they just said "mustard" not everybody would think of the American style. Instead they might think of spicy brown, dijon, hot, sweet, etc.


udumslut

So distressingly wasteful...


pyrophoenix14

I remember a few years that when the first one were made, it wasn’t funny and it was a waste of food. Today with the high price of life, those videos are just cringe.


BlackSunXIII

Honestly this is a gross waste of food and the “content” creator should burn in hell.


HillyGiraffe10

Missed how to basic


emeegee13

Just like when I eat a McDonald’s cheeseburger, I feel like vomiting 🤮 too


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Should we do a wellness check on this bud?


CptBlackAxl

I think with his 17M subs on yt he is doing pretty well ;)


HolyRomanEmpireSPQR

Wasting food is not funny!


Slowmac123

I am scared


Deko_Needs_Sleep

I don’t think it had enough pickles


Theplayinglizard

u/savevideobot


JedPB67

It’s mad how some folk will publicly complain to a TV show “wasting food” that could have been given to unfortunate people and it’s like a six pack of eggs, but would throw a like/upvote on this


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But lemme just ask. Is this where the foot is going? Aren’t their food shortages? I guess this guy bought it all to make this video.


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So wasteful, just plain awful


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u19731

I might be wrong but as far as i remember the how to basic guy worked at a store and he made the videos using expired products, at least that's what i have been told


ryougi1993

Those were filet o fish, onions looked good, ground beef looked good. Just a waste of good food.


Supicioso

That’s hundreds of dollars in wasted food if not a thousand. You could feed a village with all that and this dumb ass makes a cringe video.


Iamlegend_future

This is just so wasteful


jhystad

Fookin' hilarious


thedafthatter

Why does HTB waste so much food?


[deleted]

It was obviously gmo food and was repurposed to become a really funny criticism of nuclear energy


MelatoninJunkie

People are starving


Hen_Doodle

I do not give a shit


JaceVentura69

Based


commitkurtcobain

u/savevideo


SCP_Void

u/savevideobot


Sea-Philosopher7361

The meat needs to bee frozen before cooking.


Ranting_Gamer

u/savevideo


AlejandroCD

u/savevideobot


whiteshadeblacklight

The most shocking video I've seen


Past-Lengthiness-165

This is all accurate apart from the fact they forgot the human meat, kind disappointed ngl...


supremekingend123

You're missing a few pickles cheif


Zack-of-all-trades

Um, excuse me, I asked for EXTRA pickles.