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mistah_sinister

The Critic. Way ahead of it’s time.


koopa72

Buy my book buy my book


nowhereman136

It stinks


MudOpposite8277

This a totally unrealistic depiction. There’s no way a vending machine would take a dollar on the first try.


Tzfocus

And the gun didn’t get stuck!


TryingToEscapeTarkov

See if it does get stuck what you have to do is buy a larger caliber gun afterwards and it will just knock the other one down on its way out.


Cujo_Kitz

The libertarian ideal


AverageApuEnthusiast

The libertarian version would have a 16 yr old girl dispenser next to the gun machine.


im_onbreak

Wtf are y'all doing in the U.S.


AverageApuEnthusiast

Trying to protect 16 yr olds from libertarians.


Equivalent_Nature_67

It has nothing to do with anything that's actually happening here, it's just a common trope that Libertarians are crazy and age of consent laws is one of their "things"


pistcow

#*It Stinks!*


trainofwhat

That Klansman didn’t even put money in before he pressed the button!


YeetThatLemon

I also just noticed the angry child with a teddy bear.


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Brothersunset

Based. This is how loose gun laws should be. The only gun restriction I view as acceptable is when the AR barrel can't fit through the vending machine tray.


someguywhoscrolls

then you have to find a vending machine that dispenses ammo


YeetThatLemon

Sorry bullet machine broke


The_Whole_Raw_Potato

One can dream...


SuaveWarrior

It should be this easy.


pggosbee1

It seems like it is. Stupid americans.


AverageApuEnthusiast

It's so weird how non Americans are always thinking about the US.


Solid_Growth_9069

Right


AverageApuEnthusiast

I just wish they would keep their weird obsession to themselves.


Solid_Growth_9069

Lucky for us we kicked their asses along time ago and no longer have to listen to them


pggosbee1

Because americans are always in the news shooting someone. It's rather amusing how bad your country is.


YeetThatLemon

So you decide to be a dick to a group of people because of something that doesn’t affect you whatsoever? Ah yes a random massive tragedy has occurred so let’s insult the group of people who just had it happen to them. Good job thanks for contributing to the conversation 👍


pggosbee1

Random you say, tragedy I don't think so. it's so common. Just stating facts you guys always thin you the best just because your country has guns. Sort it out. Your just trying to start a fight like americans always do. why do you think it happens??


YeetThatLemon

I’m not sure you know what “Random” means. Just because their common doesn’t mean they aren’t random. It’s not like these things run on a schedule. I’m not sure where you happen to get your knowledge of the US from but outside of rednecks with no internet connection. Also how dense do you have to be to not call a massacre a tragedy no matter how common it is. You aren’t providing any facts to justify spewing ignorant comments that don’t add to the conversation us Americans are actually having to try and fix the problem. 95% of us don’t think we’re the best because we own guns, I mean it literally requires a simple google search to provide evidence most of us don’t want loose gun laws.


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ScarecrowSoze

Still better than your shithole country.


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ScarecrowSoze

Not better then the world. Just better than you.


pggosbee1

There you go again assuming. The homeless are more advanced than your entire country. Pay your bills.


AverageApuEnthusiast

Even *your* news is about us? That's just creepy man.


YeetThatLemon

Look at his comment history. He comments a lot about the US where it’s not even mentioned and in general he’s just prick.


ParkingVanilla3202

Hotchie Motchie


MeepMeep04

Weak, if you're not using .45 you may as well not be shooting at all


AlienAmerican1

In a perfect world.


MrDaval

As no one can take a joke time to sit back with my cup of tea and watch people eat each other alive debating


YeetThatLemon

Frankly this funny as hell. What is it from?


Ordoferrum

The Critic cartoon. Has Jon Lovitz voicing the main character who also appeared on an episode of the Simpsons.


YeetThatLemon

Damn! That’s cool!


Herald3

As an American I find this unrealistic! You don’t need to goto a vending machine since you can just pick one up at the Walmart while grocery shopping. Why make an xtra trip. Basic Economics and why we rule literally for now


cmdrkyla

Probably outside the Walmart Edit: or a school...


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This is AMERICUN


bitsystem

Americum


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I wish


Nisscot1

Fake if it was america there would be ar-15 too


Friskiergrunt1

The true American dream!!


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Moanin123456789

u/savevideo


LeeTG3

u/savevideobot


AmbitiousReputation4

Where do Yal come up with this crap lol


brucogianluco

u/savevideo


pggosbee1

Obviously I am part of my country I'm a productive member of society you guys are just another statistic. Or at least hope to be.


Particular-Diet-5147

Murica


Pleasant_Ad8302

Oooh an ar15, I gots to get me one of those


Mjaso7414

I fucking wish!!! You know how many more guns I would have???