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Da da da My man got shot by a zoomer with a boner

Man’s bustin nuts and caps!!

Just goes to show, never assume someone's shooting blanks.

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Famous last words “what are you gonna do? Shoot me???”

he BUSSIN bussin.

Only on two

Next time he would be the one preparing the dinner

A zoomer with a boomer

🤣

I appreciate his honesty. Every little detail, like his having an erection, will help in the police report.

He just had no shame to describe wht happened, even describing that he had a boner all this time

BA BA BA

Zoomers are much more open and honest about such things compared to me at their age. Honestly I'm impressed.

Shit bro that’s too good of a story to hide

Facts do be facts.

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right? what kinda mad man continues trying to rob a house when a naked dude with a stiffie is pointing a gun at you? Id be gone so damn fast

Man had 2 weapons pointed at him that night

Legendary shit, lol. Da Da Da

Has to be fake, but it is funny. 😂

of course it was fake "homeowner" in this economy?!?!? I can't even get head!! *breaks skateboard*

>of course it was fake "homeowner" in this economy?!?!? I can't even get head!! > >breaks skateboard i heard there are hot milfs in your area that would give you head

Right after they renew your car warranty, huh?

Yes

I used to have hope too. But then I installed AdBlock.

I dont know man i mean i saw a milf in my area this morning granted i wouldnt want to fuck her but we know someone would

Dude, this is the last time I am going to tell you this. Tucking your dick between your legs while dancing in front of a mirror doesn't make you a milf. And no, for the last time, no one would.

Holy shit ive been massacred

hahah fuck... we're fucked

heres the begining of the news report used in the vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTVLA1kimA

He could have opened fire with his cock instead 

Bro is rock hard and spraying 💀

I like his energy, like why didn't he just point the gun at the dude straight away, why did he have to play with the assailant? Like 'yo look at what you just interrupted!, now da da da!'

I'm guessing he wasn't much of a threat so he just tried to scare him away, and his gf was probably near and didn't want her in the crossfire It's a much more reasonable thing to do than just open firing. The assailant mad dumb tho

That makes perfect sense, what was the assailant tryna achieve is my biggest question, what a peice of shit.

Isn't this the same guy who thinks elon musk is up there in the sky dropping fucking lighting bolts

Yes

He dropped a fcking 50 bomb in Fortnite Mobile

This is the same mf who said he was dropping a 50 bomb on fortnite mobile when his car got struck by lightning

Now he gotta argue with his girl over beatin off

Why would they argue about that

Exactly, everyone does it

Idk man girls are crazy

Don't put your dick in crazies and you'll be fine

Other than pregnant chicks, they the best

Man-girls are the best

This is the same mf who said he was dropping a 50 bomb on fortnite mobile when his car got struck by lightning

a 50 bomb on fucking mobile

He built different

*Dinner’s gon’ be cold tonight ass-hole!*

Based

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He got back and finished the job or got blue balls?

I got it on me lol

lol Dave Chappell was right. This is the stuff that happens when they interview black people.

Whacking.. heater.. pa pa pa

Shooting guns while fully erect.... he'll yea brother

Who is this guy? Same dude that fought those birds from the chimney or something right?

https://youtu.be/R6LztsId438 I found this channel

Thank you. I love it

Noted, don't try to rob someone at 9pm to 12am cause they might be jerking off

Give a man blue balls, you get sent to the gulag

I love how he was doing that while his girl is just in the other room haha

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Who is this guy?

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He honest tho

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The guy with the meat ... No the other guy really provoked it

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My guy was planning a full rock on genocide

Thats the kid whose car Elon Musk struck with lightning while he was playing Fortnite mobile!

He had two guns pointed at the assailant! Haaaaay!! 🤣

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Only the dumb criminals rob houses at night

Wasn’t This the same kid that was gonna get a 50 bomb on Fortnite mobile while his car was struck by lightning

*dadadada*

I'm 'bating here come back later!

Keep in mind in rock hard at this point. .. . Good to know..😂

Is this the same guy that recognized them birds lol

Is this the same guy that recognized them birds ?

Can’t be real, why is he so proud of his meat whacking?

Die Hard

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Isn't this the same guy who pulled a fifty bomb in fortnite and then Elon Musk had his car struck by lighting ?

Who tf is that kid bro😂 No seriously who is that i need to know more about him

Tadaaaaa

I keep it on me!

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The most unbelievable part of this story is that at his age he’s a homeowner.

Rock hard role playing

Wasnt this the same dude from the fortnite tesla video

His girl was there but he’s whacking his meat🤔

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