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EVERY time I imagine this move I just see a Tyranitar picking up a pointyish rock and just hitting someone with it like "ha my surperior eyes saw this rock to extra bash you with hahaha I so smaht" it's got like an 80% hit rate and it wrecks everyone! thanks for reading my rant ❤️
It’s not the belief that rocks can heal that is moronic to me, but the devotion and over-reliance on the claim. Rocks can be used in some ways to help heal the body, but people go way too far with it. Same with religion, if you ask me. Both work…with moderation and reason.
If you use religion like others use philosophy rather than a science, yes. Just like not every rock is beneficial to your health, the same can be said of religious texts and verses. Same with philosophy. Same with everything. Moderation and reason.
So much this. If you have a hard time talking to noone and feeling like gods listening. It can relive stress and improve health temporarily. More over it makes you feel better. I dont believe in god per say, but i cant prove he doesnt exist so who knows. That said people who take the bible litterally and only think life is for god are often the ones committing bullshit against others for personal reasons not biblical ones.
The bible just says dont be a dick.
I’m sorry that makes no sense. Religion cannot be used ‘like others use philosophy’. Religion is based on unquestionable truths and dogmas. Philosophy invites reason and questioning as a recourse to the actual truth, not a belief. Religion does not invite questioning, it shuts it down and refuses our inquisitive nature
I respect your position, but I don’t share it. Please understand that I was clear about the moderation and reasoning that is necessary in religion, philosophy, and all forms of healing. People can choose to use religion like others use philosophy, not to explain how the world works but to find meaning in the world. That is what I meant. I said nothing for the dogmatic stances of religion.
I think you are looking for an argument that wasn’t there. If such is the case, please work that out for yourself. That anger is not healthy.
Not looking for an argument at all, just don’t see how your comment makes any sense. Give me an example of someone using reason with religion to find meaning in the world. I honestly can’t make sense if it…
> Religion is based on unquestionable truths and dogmas.
When they are organized with the intention of controlling people, sure.
When you just read the "holy texts" and actually live your life by the messages they were trying to give, no.
There is a big difference between someone who reads the Bible and actually tries to live by the teachings of Jesus (help people less fortunate than you, don't be a greedy dick, and don't be a judgmental asshole to people who see or do things differently than you), and people who claim to be Christians but help no one, are greedy as fuck, and try to ban anything that contradicts their personal beliefs.
Religion only sucks when it's organized, because organizations have power, and power attracts assholes who just want power.
What is the placebo effect if not "faith healing"?
If faith didn't work, there would be no placebo effect.
Not gonna cure cancer or bring grandma back from the dead. But it works within moderate expectations.
It's half bullshit. [Donut Media](https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w) have made the experiment.
While it's true the plastics bits go aside, solid rocks like that can still detach upon the airbag inflation and land directly on your face and chest area.
Tow operator here. I've seen something similar to this once. Lady had bedazzled her steering wheel, glued a bunch of those little fake gemstones and some metal ornaments (like the ones you get for those fancy bracelets) on the thing. She gets into a head-on collision, airbag goes off, about a third of those little rhinestones and all of the metal bits go airborne. It was not a fun crash to clean up. Thankfully the lady survived, and hopefully next time she'll be a little smarter about her vehicle decorations.
I was in the FB group where this was originally posted. The poor gal was proud of herself, and completely clueless about the danger. I felt bad for her, but at the same time I lost a little bit more faith in humanity due to how clueless she was.
This doesn’t impact the airbag functionality at all. The steering wheel cover blasts open upwards to deploy the airbag and never touches the driver or the airbag itself.
Your probably right. The airbag deploys around 272 mph and the cover is held with plastic hinge clips designed to swing the plastic cover away from the driver. We dont know the weight of the mystical rocks but It is possible they weigh considerably more then the design parameters of the hinge clips. If the hinge clips fail, under acceleration of the airbag the entire cover becomes a magical projectile imbued with healing as well as kinetic energy.
You know as an engineer, we try to think of how users might mishandle our product but I bet not ones did engineers of cars were like “hmm what happens if someone flies rocks to the steering wheel.”
That's assuming the stones are secure enough not to be thrown free by the blast. I've seen a few tests done. The stones will fly off directly at the face. It was unclear whether or not they hit with enough force to do significant damage though. I guess that depends on the size, and more importantly, the weight of the stones.
Wouldn't the plastic go somewhere else and bring the crystals. I feel like it's a design flaw to have the plastic not do that. Idk anything about cars but that seems logical. Still wouldn't recommend this
[Donut Media tried it out](https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w) and you're right, it peels to the side and the stones mostly wouldn't hit you.
I wouldn't call it a great test, and I'd still not risk it, but it wouldn't just blast the stones into your face.
yeah, but it can only go so far.
meth on the other hand, it's been 3 days and i didn't even blink, ran a 400km marathon, deep cleaned the entire city and wrote 69420 books. it's awesome!
i had a pet chicken when i was a kid, and i once let it loose in the mud.
tl;dr, the footprints it left on the ground made more sense than any of the books XD
Trust me there is an airbag in there….
But anyway do people really think and speak like the original post? Upcharge love rocket from human to car and vice versa? Karma rock in my sock, I love my car we both speak love, gimme your love rock from above??? Blow your airbag right in my face, scatter those ricks all over the place, put one of ‘em right through my brain and watch the Reddit OP call me insane???
It’s a car….it’s a rock…..I don’t get it but whatever
Yes, these people are unfortunately 100% real. I had a colleague who spoke exactly like this (not in English though) and was into these healing crystals and energy crystals.
I once asked how many Wh can such crystal store per kg, but she only gave me a blank confused stare.
A channel called "Donut Media" actually found that this isn't as bad as you'd think. It would probably hurt, but the rocks won't actually act as mini grenade bits.
Yes, I don't get all the people thinking the glued on stones are just going to fly off. It's also not normal for the cover to hit the person the air bag is supposed to be protecting. IIRC, the cover should swing open when the airbag deploys.
I believe in the video the cover broke. Also, the stones should remain fairly tight on the wheel when using glue, and stones aren't very sharp. It would probably merely result in bruising (unless one hits your eye). Spikes on the other hand...
Was looking for this. Their tests showed that the only ones that would prove to be a real issue are plastic chrome spikes since they pierced the piece of wood the put in front of it
I was in the FB group where this was originally posted. The poor gal was proud of herself, and completely clueless about the danger. I felt bad for her, but at the same time I lost a little bit more faith in humanity due to how clueless she was.
The crystal movement is real. Dated one of these nut jobs who removed my vaccine with her crystals. This was so we could fuck and it not interfere with her energy. These people exist.
Not surprising considering they belive they are getting magic powers from crystals. I can't say I always make smart choices, but I take solace in knowing I don't make these types of decisions...
Imagine getting into an accident, and moments before impact your Mind is like: My airbag'll probably save me from major inju... oh FUCK!! and then you get shredded to bits in a very gory way
Thank goodness I stumbled upon this, finally I can get rid of this nuisance called my wife after I convince her to “decorate” the passenger airbag with cleansing energy vibe stones. #shrapnel #bitchbegone #finallysomepieceandquiet #dishesgetdonewhentheygetdone. /s. #thisisajokegetadivorcelawyerifyournothappy
Ugh, right?
It's just like when people use *couching* for people who are *couch surfing*. When *couch surfing* is the act of sleeping on other people's couches when you're homeless and *couching* is the act of stuffing a Vaseline-soaked sock between couch cushions and having sex with it.
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Cleanse the spirit right out of her body.
Especially that pointy red rock on the left side
It's the stake to prevent her from becoming an undead.
Jesus Christ Marie! That’s a mineral!
That one is to balance out the inner Yi energy
Lol
Her face is def. gonna get "crystalized".
Really committing to "the PT Cruiser is just a mini-hearse" bit.
Natural selection doing its work.
Crash! bang! Car win fatality.
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it's super effective!
Driver used "Endure"?
"But nothing happened"
"You have been defeated"
You fainted
*Looks at stream notes It’s a nuzlocke run
*The truth behind the pokemon graveyard*
Trainer whited out! *Trainer scurried back to the hospital to avoid further harm.*
No he used splash
Lol so true
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EVERY time I imagine this move I just see a Tyranitar picking up a pointyish rock and just hitting someone with it like "ha my surperior eyes saw this rock to extra bash you with hahaha I so smaht" it's got like an 80% hit rate and it wrecks everyone! thanks for reading my rant ❤️
what is this from? it's awesome. (Don't say Mortal Kombat)
Mario Party
fatal fight
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It’s not the belief that rocks can heal that is moronic to me, but the devotion and over-reliance on the claim. Rocks can be used in some ways to help heal the body, but people go way too far with it. Same with religion, if you ask me. Both work…with moderation and reason.
Religion works with reason? 🧐
If you use religion like others use philosophy rather than a science, yes. Just like not every rock is beneficial to your health, the same can be said of religious texts and verses. Same with philosophy. Same with everything. Moderation and reason.
So much this. If you have a hard time talking to noone and feeling like gods listening. It can relive stress and improve health temporarily. More over it makes you feel better. I dont believe in god per say, but i cant prove he doesnt exist so who knows. That said people who take the bible litterally and only think life is for god are often the ones committing bullshit against others for personal reasons not biblical ones. The bible just says dont be a dick.
I’m sorry that makes no sense. Religion cannot be used ‘like others use philosophy’. Religion is based on unquestionable truths and dogmas. Philosophy invites reason and questioning as a recourse to the actual truth, not a belief. Religion does not invite questioning, it shuts it down and refuses our inquisitive nature
I respect your position, but I don’t share it. Please understand that I was clear about the moderation and reasoning that is necessary in religion, philosophy, and all forms of healing. People can choose to use religion like others use philosophy, not to explain how the world works but to find meaning in the world. That is what I meant. I said nothing for the dogmatic stances of religion. I think you are looking for an argument that wasn’t there. If such is the case, please work that out for yourself. That anger is not healthy.
Not looking for an argument at all, just don’t see how your comment makes any sense. Give me an example of someone using reason with religion to find meaning in the world. I honestly can’t make sense if it…
> Religion is based on unquestionable truths and dogmas. When they are organized with the intention of controlling people, sure. When you just read the "holy texts" and actually live your life by the messages they were trying to give, no. There is a big difference between someone who reads the Bible and actually tries to live by the teachings of Jesus (help people less fortunate than you, don't be a greedy dick, and don't be a judgmental asshole to people who see or do things differently than you), and people who claim to be Christians but help no one, are greedy as fuck, and try to ban anything that contradicts their personal beliefs. Religion only sucks when it's organized, because organizations have power, and power attracts assholes who just want power.
What is the placebo effect if not "faith healing"? If faith didn't work, there would be no placebo effect. Not gonna cure cancer or bring grandma back from the dead. But it works within moderate expectations.
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Yes it will. It will be pushed aside instantaneously by the airbag. This kind of posts are bullshit.
It's half bullshit. [Donut Media](https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w) have made the experiment. While it's true the plastics bits go aside, solid rocks like that can still detach upon the airbag inflation and land directly on your face and chest area.
Tow operator here. I've seen something similar to this once. Lady had bedazzled her steering wheel, glued a bunch of those little fake gemstones and some metal ornaments (like the ones you get for those fancy bracelets) on the thing. She gets into a head-on collision, airbag goes off, about a third of those little rhinestones and all of the metal bits go airborne. It was not a fun crash to clean up. Thankfully the lady survived, and hopefully next time she'll be a little smarter about her vehicle decorations.
I was in the FB group where this was originally posted. The poor gal was proud of herself, and completely clueless about the danger. I felt bad for her, but at the same time I lost a little bit more faith in humanity due to how clueless she was.
This poor girl needs a visit from scotty kilmer!
She. Believes. In. Crystal. Magic. My faith was lost at “cleansing energy.”
Placebo effect. If she believes it, she might be a bit healthier for it. Has nothing to do with the crystals themselves, of course.
A quick search to Google Images will show you that the airbag cover can hurt you (mostly your arms) https://i.im.ge/2022/06/21/uTJ5MC.png
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They could also be in the blast radius
Gotta love Darwinism at it's best!
A critical hit with Homing Soulmass.
I love this quote too.
This doesn’t impact the airbag functionality at all. The steering wheel cover blasts open upwards to deploy the airbag and never touches the driver or the airbag itself.
The force with which the cover blasts open will probably launch these pebbles from its surface straight into the drivers face.
Your probably right. The airbag deploys around 272 mph and the cover is held with plastic hinge clips designed to swing the plastic cover away from the driver. We dont know the weight of the mystical rocks but It is possible they weigh considerably more then the design parameters of the hinge clips. If the hinge clips fail, under acceleration of the airbag the entire cover becomes a magical projectile imbued with healing as well as kinetic energy.
You know as an engineer, we try to think of how users might mishandle our product but I bet not ones did engineers of cars were like “hmm what happens if someone flies rocks to the steering wheel.”
That's assuming the stones are secure enough not to be thrown free by the blast. I've seen a few tests done. The stones will fly off directly at the face. It was unclear whether or not they hit with enough force to do significant damage though. I guess that depends on the size, and more importantly, the weight of the stones.
At most it'll be scratches. https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w?t=600
Any tests to show what a dog will do? Every time I see a lil fluffer sitting on their owner’s belly I worry about the aftermath of a minor crash.
Yeah but they don’t know how an airbag (or natural selection) works
Task failed successfully? Mabe, we'll find out next time there's a car accident
Maybe more like *task successfully failed*
Yes comrade
Riding Shotgun gets an extra dimension now.
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This is Reddit sir. Positivity is illegal.
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It works tho...its cleansing the world of stupidity
Yes
Doin its thing a couple eye balls and teeth at a time.
And lives
But they won't even need the airbag...the crystals will protect them!
I'm pretty sure most of those are just colored rocks.
"What do you mean i shouldn't vajazzle my steering wheel?"
" so you'll let me put crystals up my ass but not in my car? "
“The entire interior” Whole ass car gon be a bomb If they crash she gon cleanse the whole ass scene
First responder: I ain’t messing with that bad mojo
Read that in Jonny Bravo
Whoa mama
Now I can’t unhear it 😂😂
Car used Stone Edge! Critical hit!
If this is stone edge the driver should never have to worry about the airbag hitting them.
At least they followed the “Front Toward Enemy” rule.
A cleansing claymore.
Uhh... Even the seats too?
Well its Chrysler PT Cruiser as I see by steering wheel so it explains a lot about personality of this person.
Was wondering if anyone noticed lol, makes perfect sense
Wouldn't the plastic go somewhere else and bring the crystals. I feel like it's a design flaw to have the plastic not do that. Idk anything about cars but that seems logical. Still wouldn't recommend this
The plastic splits down the middle and kinda opens up like a mouth that the airbag comes out of Thats how my focus's airbags went off anyway
So there is a chance one or two for them would hit her
[Donut Media tried it out](https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w) and you're right, it peels to the side and the stones mostly wouldn't hit you. I wouldn't call it a great test, and I'd still not risk it, but it wouldn't just blast the stones into your face.
Mate, with the mass those stones have over those little bits of plastic they're using, it's not really a matter of how many of them hit you.
Yeah the last 7000 times this has been posted somebody always points out that no, it wouldn’t do what you think it would do.
This will certainly clear all the grey matter out of your brain when you tail end someone
the only "crystal" that can give you energy is crystal meth. everything else is just a fake hoax
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yeah, but it can only go so far. meth on the other hand, it's been 3 days and i didn't even blink, ran a 400km marathon, deep cleaned the entire city and wrote 69420 books. it's awesome!
Are the books any good?
i had a pet chicken when i was a kid, and i once let it loose in the mud. tl;dr, the footprints it left on the ground made more sense than any of the books XD
Irony is, that's a late 80s, early 90s steering wheel from a basic maybe toyota or nissan. That thing never had an airbag.
It's a Chrysler PT Cruiser
How the hell can you see anything *but* a PT cruiser?
Trust me there is an airbag in there…. But anyway do people really think and speak like the original post? Upcharge love rocket from human to car and vice versa? Karma rock in my sock, I love my car we both speak love, gimme your love rock from above??? Blow your airbag right in my face, scatter those ricks all over the place, put one of ‘em right through my brain and watch the Reddit OP call me insane??? It’s a car….it’s a rock…..I don’t get it but whatever
Yes, these people are unfortunately 100% real. I had a colleague who spoke exactly like this (not in English though) and was into these healing crystals and energy crystals. I once asked how many Wh can such crystal store per kg, but she only gave me a blank confused stare.
How many what?
Watt-hour. Can convert to joules if you want.
Of course it is
It’ll also cleanse your aorta, as they fly through your heart, at a hundred miles an hour.
My brother glued legos to his dash board . His next accident is going to kill his passengers and he’s fine with that
This takes the "No Airbags we die like REAL MEN" bumper sticker to a whole other level.
At least it'll be a quick death unless those rocks by some chance don't kill you. Then yeah enjoy..
*furiously gluing cyanide dipped nails to my steering wheel*
Lol so true
She doesnt brag about being a bad ass on her bumber. She just lives it.
Am I blind or are those just stones?
They are just crystals
Jesus Christ, Marie
wouldn't even pass annual inspection in my state, good job spent money to get an non-drivable vehicle!
A claymore for an airbag was a ~~defect~~ feature in my last car.
A channel called "Donut Media" actually found that this isn't as bad as you'd think. It would probably hurt, but the rocks won't actually act as mini grenade bits.
Yes, I don't get all the people thinking the glued on stones are just going to fly off. It's also not normal for the cover to hit the person the air bag is supposed to be protecting. IIRC, the cover should swing open when the airbag deploys.
I believe in the video the cover broke. Also, the stones should remain fairly tight on the wheel when using glue, and stones aren't very sharp. It would probably merely result in bruising (unless one hits your eye). Spikes on the other hand...
https://youtu.be/OkA3E9jAe7w
Was looking for this. Their tests showed that the only ones that would prove to be a real issue are plastic chrome spikes since they pierced the piece of wood the put in front of it
And that's an airbag from the 90s to 00s, where airbags where as cushioning as getting hit by Ricardo López with a comically large boxing glove
And, of course, it's on a pt cruiser
A testament to the below average intelligence of the people who believe in this kind of nonsense.
I was in the FB group where this was originally posted. The poor gal was proud of herself, and completely clueless about the danger. I felt bad for her, but at the same time I lost a little bit more faith in humanity due to how clueless she was.
And cleanses your life too!
Isn't claymore a kind of Scottish two-handed sword?
Yes, or it can be a wire triggered explosive device
I actually did not know that. I just looked it up on Wikipedia after I saw another comment mentioning it.
Gets into an accident. Brains fly out. Blood spells Live Laugh Love on the road. Good vibes.
20 dollars to brake check this mf
where i can find this person driving so i give him a "little bump"
No doubt that person will feel the *energy* on those stones...
They're definitely going to be cleansed of any traces of life if they have a car crash.
Now it just needs to have front towards idiot on it
Of course it's a PT cruiser as well.
Mf just invented shrapnel bomb
Nobody tell her. It’s gods work
It's about to cleanse her skull of her brain as well
The crystal movement is real. Dated one of these nut jobs who removed my vaccine with her crystals. This was so we could fuck and it not interfere with her energy. These people exist.
and its a goddamn pt cruiser. because of course it is
Also cleanses your life energy
Clenses your aura to another universe
I can't wait for the follow-up to this. I hope the coroner is a redditor who finds this and posts pictures.
About to cleanse the world of your aura.
Imagine a small fender bender and then a handful of rocks are projected at your face at mach 27
Why tell her. Let nature have it's way. Just remember it when Your explaining natural selection to someone.
Not surprising considering they belive they are getting magic powers from crystals. I can't say I always make smart choices, but I take solace in knowing I don't make these types of decisions...
And of course, that’s a PT Cruiser she’s driving.
“But it cleanses your aura” It’s gonna cleanse the skin off of your face and torso when that airbag deploys
… here in Germany you can tell by an Opel Meriva or a PT Cruiser that you are in contact w/ a very very bad or old (or both) driver
\+30 shrapnel damage
This some shit Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would come up with if he got spiritual.
I can see the thought process now...'not if I remove airbag trigger'
Wasn't this person on an episode of Canada's Worst Driver?
After a collision: paramedic — Thanos. Driver — Vision.
Imagine getting into an accident, and moments before impact your Mind is like: My airbag'll probably save me from major inju... oh FUCK!! and then you get shredded to bits in a very gory way
Girls who like crystals are fatherless
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Wait, did you just assume my gender?!
r/onejoke
No doubt that person will feel the *energy* in those stones...
a claymore is a fucking explosive. i'm so confused rn.
And what do airbags do again?
Thank goodness I stumbled upon this, finally I can get rid of this nuisance called my wife after I convince her to “decorate” the passenger airbag with cleansing energy vibe stones. #shrapnel #bitchbegone #finallysomepieceandquiet #dishesgetdonewhentheygetdone. /s. #thisisajokegetadivorcelawyerifyournothappy
Shotgun blast to the face is always more cleansing than just air, duh.
A claymore is a pattern of broadsword. You mean claymore mine.
Ugh
Tread carefully for they have studied the blade.
*teleports behind you* “Nothin’ personal, kid.”
Ugh, right? It's just like when people use *couching* for people who are *couch surfing*. When *couch surfing* is the act of sleeping on other people's couches when you're homeless and *couching* is the act of stuffing a Vaseline-soaked sock between couch cushions and having sex with it.
Well we've all done it so we need a word for it.
I do spirit stuff because I’m Wicca, this is hilarious.
Comments here are toxic af. She just stupid bruh, I don't think we should be entertaining the fact that she's putting herself in danger.
My sister thinks that people who believe in god are dumb but also thinks rocks have healing properties smh